Douluo: I am the outer demon

Chapter 340 Why is my life so miserable?

Chapter 340 Why is my life so miserable?

"Join!" Lin Xi did not hesitate.

It’s not like she hasn’t seen the cheat codes for chat groups, but she doesn’t know if there’s a big scammer in the group.

Time travel plus golden fingers, hahaha, it seems that Lin Xi will definitely be the protagonist without a doubt. In the future, it will not be a dream for her to fight three thousand emperors single-handedly and sweep across fifty states with both hands!
[Ding, congratulations to the Lin family goddess for joining the chat group]

[Ding, congratulations to Uncle Jiu of Maoshan for joining the chat group]

[Ding, congratulations to the Ancient Temple Ghost for joining the chat group]

Someone's here again.

Shang An's heart moved when he heard the prompt from the chat group.

It seems that the world travel function will be available soon.

Huang Rong: Finally there’s a new person here. Newcomer, please report your name quickly!

Yan Lingji: Newcomer photos! Are there any good-looking sisters? Please post them.

Yue Buqun: Ahem, welcome to the new group members. Don’t panic. This is not a chat group created by demons or supernatural powers. It is a chat group that truly connects the heavens and the worlds… In short, change your nickname before joining the group. The specific situation and precautions of the chat group can be found in the group file. Remember, you must be respectful to the group owner!!!

They are still the most active ones in the chat group. Huang Rong and Yan Lingji may be too idle, while Yue Buqun has switched to group commentator. It was he who compiled the precautions for the chat group. It can only be said that Old Yue is still capable, so the new group members can be regarded as indebted to him.

Nie Xiaoqian: I, Nie Xiaoqian, greet all the immortals.

Lin Jiu: This, all the heavens and worlds!
In the charity cemetery, Lin Jiu looked at the group file on the panel in front of him, his heart in turmoil. The ink on the talisman paper became crooked, and a talisman that was about to be drawn was ruined.

But at this moment he couldn't care less about so many things.

A light flashed in his eyes, "There is no ghost aura, it is not the work of ghosts."

He picked up the talisman paper and magic weapon to test again, but still found nothing abnormal.

“Could it really be that it connects the heavens?”

Thinking of this, Lin Jiu couldn't help but get excited. What a great opportunity, a huge opportunity!
With the blessing of the Maoshan ancestors, I never thought that I, Lin Jiu, would have such good fortune.

It must be a blessing from God seeing how diligently I work to subdue demons and monsters!
Wencai and Qiu Sheng, who were learning to draw talismans behind them, looked at each other.

"Master, are you possessed by evil spirits?"

"You are the ones who are possessed!"

Lin Jiu turned his head and glared at his two disciples, then quickly imitated Nie Xiaoqian to speak in the group.

Lin Jiu: Maoshan Lin Jiu greets you all!
Yue Buqun: @Nie Xiaoqian, we are not immortals. I suggest you take a look at the files in the chat group first.

Yue Buqun: @Lin Jiu, are you a fellow Taoist from Mount Mao? I have met you at Mount Hua, Yue Buqun.

There is also the Maoshan Sect in Yue Buqun's world, but although it is a Taoist sect, it only knows some Taoist martial arts and does not have any magical powers. In fact, their Huashan is also half a Taoist sect. The founder of the sect, Hao Datong, was a disciple of the Quanzhen Sect's Chongyang Zhenren, and was known as Guangning Zhenren.

Nie Xiaoqian: Okay, thanks for the reminder.

Tony Stark: Why aren't there any other people from the technological world joining the group? Am I the only great scientist in the group?

Seeing that the people coming into the chat group were all ancient people, Tony Stark couldn't help but feel a little regretful. Although cultivating immortals was good, he still preferred science.

Morgana: Boy from a pre-nuclear civilization, do you think you are so good?
Tony Stark: I am the smartest genius inventor of this century. What do you, a mere devil, know?

Because Morgana did not trust the former group leader, Li Hao did not tell anyone about Morgana's world for no reason. As a result, Tony Stark still believed that Morgana was a demon who spewed sulfur from her mouth and tempted others to fall.

Morgana: Haha, you are just a native trapped on a planet. You don’t even have the ability to explore the galaxy. You are not even as good as a soldier here as the Queen.

Morgana taunted, adding a photo of Demon No. 1.

In the vast starry sky, an extremely huge, technologically advanced space battleship stands in the middle of it, looking domineering and majestic.

Tony Stark's mouth suddenly opened.

Jarvis's cold voice sounded in his ears, "Sir, I sense that your heart rate is abnormal. Do you need emergency treatment?" But Tony ignored it at this moment.

Tony Stark: Oh my god! A spaceship! How is that possible? Aren't you a demon?
He simply couldn't believe that a group of demons who practiced magic had more advanced technology than him.

Morgana: How about this queen's car? Who told you that demons don't know technology? You little monkey from pre-nuclear civilization.

Lin Xi looked at the noise in the chat and couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth slightly.

Uncle Jiu, Yue Buqun and Shi Da Ke, these are all veteran actors!
She glanced at the group files and turned to the front. When she saw the first group file, which said that the group owner could predict the fortunes of group members, she understood something and did not read on. Otherwise, she would have discovered that the previous group owner was not the same person as the current one.

She looked at the group list and sneered in her heart. This kind of chat group has a group owner who likes to fool people. That Taiyi God, his name is quite domineering, he is probably a time traveler. And the administrator, Wahuang, haha, is probably the group owner's smurf.

After all, they are in the same group, how could the difference in combat power be so huge? How could a chat group pull such a big shot in at the beginning? She, Lin Xi, has seen through everything.

She even disdained Yue Buqun's notice that they must respect the group owner and administrators.

Just wait for me, Lin Xi, to expose this big liar group leader!
The baby's pink mouth showed an evil smile.

She first changed her name.

Emperor Xi: Interesting. This emperor attained enlightenment in ancient times, and it has been 128,000 kalpas since then. It is also a blessing that I have entered this group today.

Yan Lingji: One hundred and twenty-eight thousand epochs, how long is that?
Lin Jiu: One Yuanhui is 129,600 years, 128,000 Yuanhui, hiss, 16.5 billion years!

Morgana: How is that possible? 16.5 billion years, longer than the universe!

Huang Rong: Ah, more than 10 billion years! Can a human live that long?

Huang Rong felt that her view of time was challenged. In the past, it was said that an immortal living for hundreds or thousands of years was considered immortal, so what were more than 10 billion years?

Nie Xiaoqian felt even more dry in the mouth. Even though she was a ghost, she still couldn't hide her shock at this moment. The old lady was only a thousand-year-old demon and she was already so terrifying. After living for billions of years, even pigs should have become immortals!
Sure enough, joining the chat group is to ask for grandma's hope.

Emperor Xi: @Taiyi God, group leader, since you can predict fate, you may be able to predict my fate. If you can, I will reward you handsomely.

The chat group suddenly fell silent.

How dare someone directly @the group owner and ask him to tell her fortune?

Is the newcomer so tough?
Who is stronger, the old monster who has lived for more than 10 billion years or the group leader?
Everyone has wild imaginations.

It's just that the tone of voice seems a little familiar.

Yue Buqun's pupils shrank suddenly, and he quickly opened the group file and looked up. Only then did he remember that the group file he had sent before had not been deleted.

At that time, the chat group was still dominated by the big liar group leader Li Daxian.

It’s over. I have caused such a misunderstanding!

Taiyi God: Oh, are you sure you want me to predict your fortune? Can you afford the price for me to do it?

Here it comes, Lin Xi feels that everything is under control.

Sure enough, the group leader started asking for benefits, just as she expected.

Emperor Xi: Of course, as long as you can satisfy me, I will reward you generously.

After thinking for a moment, she sent a drop of her blood containing her power.

She didn't know how terrifying her blood was, but she could feel the powerful force in it. An ordinary person would definitely not be able to withstand the breath of this drop of blood. It was not her fault if this group of people were unable to bear it.

Shang An looked at Lin Xi's basic information displayed in the chat group and accepted the red envelope. A drop of golden blood fell on his hand, emitting a dazzling halo and containing powerful power.

"Blood of a Saint, but... Hey, this is it."

"A cause and effect, Xixizi?"

He looked at the drop of blood with a slightly strange expression, realizing a causal connection between himself and the owner of the blood, and long-lost memories were awakened.

"So it's her. I thought it was some ignorant time traveler."

He recalled the little netizen who had given him many fantastic suggestions. It seemed that this girl and he had a verbal master-disciple relationship at the beginning? No wonder this cause and effect was not small.

At the beginning, he had not yet come into contact with the power of cause and effect, and did not think so much. It turned out that status should not be given lightly.

This time I really met a fellow villager.

Using this drop of blood as a medium, he began to calculate, and a vague river of destiny appeared in his eyes.

From Lin Xi's crying birth to her death on the hospital bed, and then to her reincarnation, the reincarnation part was suddenly cut off, as if there was some kind of mysterious force affecting it, making it impossible to predict.

"It seems that my old friend's time travel is not that simple."

Shang An thought about it and originally wanted to punish him slightly, but now...well, he still had to punish him.

Then...

dong dong!

Lin Xi, who was about to laugh at the joke of the big liar "Taiyi God", suddenly felt someone hit his fair forehead twice, leaving a circular red mark.

Her little face wrinkled in pain.

Then a playful voice sounded beside my ear: "Xixizi, so cute! Such a cute little girl, should I steam her or braise her?"

Lin Xi's eyes widened instantly. Who, who was talking in her ear?

She twisted her little head. The group of old men were still discussing beside her. There was only a maid holding her by her side.

"Hehehe, it's a pity that there is too little meat now. I'd better feed it for a while."

"When they grow another 180 kilograms, we can eat them. This little baby created by the wisdom of heaven and earth should be braised half and steamed half. Wow, it's a delicacy."

The eerie and terrifying sound surrounded her, sounding like the howling of thousands of ghosts. It could stop children from crying at night, but it also frightened Lin Xi.

Then an invisible force lightly pinched Lin Xi's face, making her hair stand on end.

"Who!" Lin Xi's heart trembled and he couldn't help but shout out.

"Miss, what's wrong?" The maid holding Lin Xi asked hurriedly and panicked. The one in her arms was the goddess of the Lin family, and she couldn't dare to make any mistakes.

The group of old men nearby heard the noise and quickly gathered over.

"Xi'er, what's wrong?"

"What happened?"

"No, look at Xi'er's forehead."

"Honghen, who hit you?"

"No, no one touched Xi'er just now."

"What's going on! Is there someone else?!"

"Cui Lian, what happened just now? Tell me one by one!"

Cui Lian is the name of this maid.

Cui Lian, who was stared at by a group of old men, turned pale. "I, I don't know. The young lady was in my arms the whole time, and no one else came over just now."

The faces of the group of old guys turned extremely ugly. It was normal for a baby to have a little red mark on his forehead, after all, the baby's skin was delicate.

But Lin Xi was born a saint, and his body was hard to be injured even by ordinary divine weapons. How could this happen for no reason?

Combined with Lin Xi's shout just now, these old guys immediately imagined that there was someone around who was spying on the little princess of the Lin family.

The terrifying power enveloped all directions, and powerful divine thoughts swept across the entire Lin family, leaving no corner untouched.

Lin Xi is the rare talent of his Lin family. If anyone dares to go after her, these old guys will fight him to the death.

Even if it means launching a war for immortality, it is worth it.

"Wait a minute!"

An old man in a golden robe called out to everyone. He frowned and stared at the red mark in front of him.

He condensed his magical power with his fingers and reached out towards Lin Xi's forehead, wanting to touch the red mark. However, before he got close, a fairy light flashed at the red mark.

In just a moment, his finger was destroyed on the spot, without even a drop of blood. It was completely destroyed.

If it is not retracted in time, it may even affect his entire arm.

"Brother Seven!"

"Seventh Ancestor!"

Concerned voices rang out one after another.

The old men looked at the blond old man in disbelief. You have to know that this man is one of the oldest ancestors of the Lin family. It is said that he has already touched the realm of immortals. If it were not for the restrictions of the world, he would have become an immortal long ago.

Now, someone has actually broken one of his fingers out of nowhere.

The old man in the golden robe waved his hand to send them away, then looked at his disappearing fingers for a long time, and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, the Immortal Emperor has blessed me. Xi'er has received the Immortal Emperor's blessing!"

"what!"

Hearing the words of the old man in golden robe, the other old men were suddenly shocked.

The Immortal Emperor is the emperor among immortals. He is the one who truly stands at the pinnacle of the immortal way. He has long transcended the world and was only a legend even in ancient times.

Even his Lin family's distant ancestor was only at the level of Immortal King, but in this era when the passage to the immortal realm has disappeared, Xier was actually able to receive blessings from such a being.

What a great fortune! What a great opportunity!

The old men who had figured it out were ecstatic.

Only Lin Xi in the cradle wanted to cry but had no tears. How could this be a blessing from the Immortal Emperor? It was clearly an Immortal Emperor-level demon that had set its sights on this piece of tender fat meat of hers! It was going to fatten her up before eating her.

The red mark on the forehead is probably just a mark.

Why is her life so miserable!
Before he had the chance to fully experience his new life, he was targeted by a great demon who wanted to eat him. And it seemed that his family was of no use either.

But why did they target her? Was it because she was so talented?
Really, she cried to death,

Wuwuwuwuwu...

(End of this chapter)

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