Douluo: I am the outer demon
Chapter 335 How to get to the top without killing the group leader?
Chapter 335 How to get to the top without killing the group leader?
"Hey, I hope these new guys can be fooled a little easier."
Li Hao looked at the chat panel, sorting out the words in his mind. Looking at Esdeath's name among the group members, his thoughts suddenly drifted away again.
"Well, if I can trick Esdeath into sending a few young ladies for night raid, slurp~." He swallowed his saliva, looking like a pig, and even thought of the little loli with a great figure in the neighbor's house. Fortunately, he finally got out of his fantasy: "No, my current strength is too weak. Even if you give it to me, I can't suppress it!"
"Improve your strength first, the girl will be there, and then, hehehe..."
The all-knowing and all-mighty Li Daxian: Queen of Sadism, your name is Esdeath, and you are the youngest general in the empire. You possess the imperial weapon "Devil's Manifestation·Essence of Demon", right?
The Sadistic Queen: Haha, where did this imperial tool user come from? You want to use the imperial tool to trick me, little mouse, don’t let me catch you!
Obviously, Esdeath did not trust this chat group. She looked around with a stern expression, trying to find the person who used the imperial weapon.
Zhang Sanfeng, who had been groping for a long time, also spoke.
The old Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: What on earth is this, and what is the imperial weapon? I have lived for a hundred years, but this is the first time I have seen such a magical thing. Are you immortals or gods? Is this a creation of immortals or gods?
He had some understanding of the concept of the heavens. Buddhism had twenty-four heavens and the concept of billions of worlds. Taoism also had the concept of thirty-three heavens. This chat group for the heavens seemed to connect all the heavens.
Moreover, there is Li Daxian and Nuwa Niangniang in it, aren’t they the names of immortals and gods?
The head of Mount Hua: Fellow Daoist, we are not immortals or gods. I am just the head of the mortal Mount Hua sect. However, it is not wrong to say that this group is the creation of immortals and gods. The group leader, Li Daxian, and the administrator, Nuwa, are both truly sacred beings with unlimited power.
The owner of Peach Blossom Island: Yes, and the leader of the group is a powerful being who can predict the fate of the heavens.
The Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: The head of Huashan? Isn’t the head of Huashan Xian Yutong?
Zhang Sanfeng looked at the panel in front of him with some confusion. Could it be that Xian Yutong had also joined this chat group and hid his surname and changed it to Yue?
Huashan Sect Leader:!!!
Yue Buqun thought of the successive leaders in the ancestral temple, one of whom was Xian Yutong.
Huashan Sect Leader: Xian Yutong is my senior master, and it has been a hundred years since then. I don’t know your identity...
An old Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: I am Zhang Sanfeng from Wudang.
Huashan Sect Leader: ! ! My apologies, I didn’t expect it would be Master Zhang from Wudang in person.
The Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: Do you know me? Why is it a hundred years ago?
The omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian: Well, okay, let me explain.
The omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian: Zhang Sanfeng, Yue Buqun and you are not from the same world, but just have similar history. There was also a Zhang Sanfeng in his world more than a hundred years ago.
Iron Man: It should be a parallel world. It seems that there is also a person named Zhang Sanfeng in our world. He was a Taoist thinker who lived in China more than 700 years ago. It is said that he lived for more than 200 years and was worshipped as a god by many people. He was once an official of the Yuan Dynasty and was known as the "Old Man of the Yuan Dynasty."
Tony Stark shared some of the information that Jarvis had gathered.
The old Taoist wants to cultivate immortality:?!
The old Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: Bullshit, bullshit! How can the old Taoist be a remnant of the Yuan Dynasty?
Zhang Sanfeng jumped up from the stone with a pounce, his hair standing on end with rage and his three corpse gods jumping wildly.
I was actually quite happy to see that he lived for over 200 years. Doesn't this mean that I have been successful in practicing Taoism and have lived a long life?
Then a great Yuan dynasty remnant came.
Isn't this pure bullshit and slander? He grew up in Shaolin and became a disciple of Master Jueyuan. Later, he was expelled from Shaolin for some reason and wandered around the world, making a great name for himself. Finally, he founded a sect in Wudang Mountain and accepted seven disciples. How could he have been an official in the Yuan Dynasty?
Although he was a cultivator, he knew that he was a Han Chinese and had always supported the anti-Yuan cause. How could he have anything to do with those Mongolian Tartars?
Iron Man: Well, it may be the difference between isotopes in parallel worlds. This is a question worth studying. I don’t know if there is me in a parallel world.
The omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian: Okay, @抖S女王@老道要修仙, my two group friends, I have calculated with my fingers and guessed your two fates. Esdeath, died for love in the end, and Zhang Sanfeng, on his 100th birthday, it was sad and lamentable that the old man sent off the young man.
After Li Hao sent this message, he quietly waited for a reply, with the corners of his mouth curled up. He thought that the fish should be hooked now. He didn't believe that the two of them would not be moved.
If he could get an imperial weapon, it would definitely greatly enhance his strength.
Sadistic Queen: Die for love? Ridiculous! Who in this world can conquer me!
Having said that, she couldn't help but become curious.
Although outsiders describe her as a cold-blooded general, deep down, she actually had fantasies about love and her future significant other.
At the back mountain of Wudang, Zhang Sanfeng's pupils shrank and he calmed down instantly.
His 100th birthday is in three days. Is it possible that something unexpected will happen on that day?
The old Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: @The omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian, could you please tell me in detail?
Li Hao did not reply. He could not lose the dignity of the great Li Daxian.
There happened to be someone in the group who was fooled.
Young Master of Peach Blossom Island: You two, the group leader is the creator of the chat group, and he has infinite power. Although he can tell you your fate directly, there must be a cause for every effect. Telling you directly may cause you to bear great consequences, which will be detrimental to your future. However, you can bring things to the immortal to exchange and offset the cause and effect through transactions.
Huang Rong gave earnest instructions to the two people in the group. This was exactly what Li Daxian had said to her at the beginning.
Young Master of Peach Blossom Island: Even though the Immortal doesn’t appreciate those things of yours, what matters most is the thought behind them.
Shang An, who had been lurking all the time, finally understood that this so-called group leader was indeed a real liar. He was most likely a time traveler who was not very powerful.
Otherwise, the things from the two low-level worlds of Esdeath and Zhang Sanfeng would not be valued.
"This is really interesting."
"Group leader, can you kill him..."
Looking at the group owner's name that was glowing with golden light, he was eager to try. He wondered if he should kill the group owner for fun. He didn't know if the chat group would react after killing the group owner.
Li Hao felt an inexplicable chill on his back.
In the group, Zhang Sanfeng has completed the dirty asshole deal with the group owner and sent his Wudang Nine Yang Gong over.
Esdeath was still a little hesitant. Her strength came from her imperial weapon, and she couldn't give away her imperial weapon. However, when she saw a dangerous species appearing not far away, her eyes moved.
“Maybe the group owner will like it.”
In the group, Li Daxian was still a little depressed after receiving the red envelope from Zhang Sanfeng.
He already has the Peach Blossom Island martial arts skills. Although the Wudang Nine Yang Gong is not bad, he wants the Nine Yang Divine Art more!
And Esdeath still doesn't believe it?
He wondered how he could trick Esdeath into offering the divine tool.
At this time, another @ sound was heard in the group.
Taiyi God: Interesting, is there a chat group? @All-knowing and all-mighty Li Daxian, fellow Taoist, you may be able to calculate my destiny.
Shang An wanted to see how the group leader was going to trick him.
Young Master of Peach Blossom Island: The newcomer actually dares to call the group leader "fellow Taoist", could he be a big shot too?
Leader of Huashan: Isn’t there only Haotian God?
Iron Man: The Christian kind of God?
Taoist Master Zhang Sanfeng: Taiyi God, which God is this? Could it be Taiyi God?
Taiyi was once the highest god in the Central Plains, the Emperor of Heaven, and the deity representing the primordial energy of the universe. It is recorded in "Records of the Grand Historian: The Book of Fengshan" that a man named Miu Ji from Bo proposed to build a temple for Taiyi, saying: "The most noble god in heaven is Taiyi, and Taiyi's assistants are the Five Emperors." However, after the Han Dynasty, the belief in this deity gradually disappeared, and Taiyi was only mentioned in some Taoist scriptures.
Zhang Sanfeng obviously knows more about mythology than Yue Buqun, the pseudo-Taoist.
Li Hao watched the discussion in the group, and a few drops of cold sweat appeared on his forehead. He had just forgotten about this newcomer. He was not really good at fortune-telling, and he had no idea about this kind of person he had never seen before!
What’s more, the name in the information is not even Taiyi God, there is no human name at all, how can I calculate it?
I can only resort to bluffing first and then talk about it later.
He took a deep breath.
The omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian: Taiyi God, fellow Taoist comes from a world surrounded by gods, it is evil and strange, but that world is too chaotic and powerful, blocking my investigation, so I am unable to speculate on fellow Taoist’s fate for the time being.
Young Master of Peach Blossom Island: Hiss, even the group leader can't figure it out? A world surrounded by gods!
Demon Queen: Haha, group leader, aren't you known to be omniscient and omnipotent? How come you can't figure it out again?
Iron Man: Only God is omniscient and omnipotent, but as we all know, God does not exist.
Tony Stark spoke while sipping red wine.
Although this group leader deduced part of his future destiny and successfully escaped his uncle's calculations, there were some inaccuracies in it. He did not believe that this group leader was really omniscient and omnipotent.
In his opinion, this chat group is just a product of a higher dimension, and the people in the group are just from other parallel worlds.
Inside the apartment, Li Hao's face suddenly darkened.
This damn Morgana was ruining his plans again, which was extremely hateful. If he wasn't afraid that kicking someone out would affect his image as a great immortal, he would have kicked that person out long ago.
And there is Tony Stark. I took the initiative to tell him the plot and helped him a lot, but he is still being sarcastic.
The Omniscient and Omnipotent Li Daxian: It's just that knowing everything after billions of years is really too boring, so I sealed most of my power.
Demon Queen: Lie...
[The Demon Queen was banned for ten minutes]
Li Hao was so unhappy that he used his authority to silence Morgana. If he let her continue talking, he was afraid that he would not be able to make up for himself.
Shang An just kept shaking his head. This group of leaders was just pretending. It would be better for them to be frank from the beginning, so that it wouldn't end up like this.
If it really doesn't work, just kick him out directly. Why are you hesitating?
I'm afraid many group members have already begun to suspect him, but out of caution, they haven't said it out loud.
Peach Blossom Island Young Master: Trembling JPG.
Huang Rong sent an emoticon.
Taiyi God: Oh, fellow Taoist, you actually have such great power that you can explore the heavens with just a thought. What a magical power! Let us discuss it with you.
Yue Buqun, Zhang Sanfeng and others in the group suddenly became excited. It would definitely be a great fortune if they could listen to such a powerful immortal preach!
However, Li Hao refused immediately.
The omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian: No need for that. I am well versed in all the ways of Taoism. Talking about Taoism will do me no good. Instead, it will increase the karmic relationship between me and you, which will be detrimental to your practice. There is no need to mention this matter again.
Of course there was no way he would agree to it. He was just a stay-at-home guy who didn't even know a few Taoist terms. What the hell was the point of talking about Taoism? He would probably be exposed as soon as he started talking about Taoism.
This ant is still pretending.
Shang An frowned slightly, he was already itching to do something.
If you don't get rid of the group leader, how can you take over? If you don't get over the leader, how can you better understand the truth of the chat group?
Should I just send him an incarnation of the evil god? It just so happens that I have sealed a few incarnations of the evil god that I summoned recently. Any mortal would definitely go crazy if they saw them. But it doesn't seem too safe.
Perhaps those monsters without intelligence can do it, and the fixed killing mode makes it less likely for accidents to occur.
However, if you send the red envelope directly, the group owner may not accept it and may even be wary, so you have to find a reason.
"Then..."
There was a light spot on Shang An's hand that was exactly the same as the previous silver light spot.
……
Cassell College, Norton Hall.
The moonlight shines on the windowsill, bringing the silence of the night.
Xia Mi was sleeping soundly with the quilt in her arms, with a blush on her face, and it seemed that she was having an unhealthy dream.
Suddenly a spot of light fell, and with it a large amount of memories.
"call!!"
Xia Mi suddenly sat up with her eyes wide open.
"Fuck, we're almost at the last step."
There was a strong sense of resentment in her words. She had just dreamed that she and Shang An were going to do the most embarrassing thing, but she woke up all of a sudden. It was an unbearable feeling.
Rubbing her swollen head, she gradually sorted out the extra things in her mind.
"You stinky boss, how can you let people work in the middle of the night and not pay them, you are really a big capitalist."
Although she complained, she was still honest and agreed to join the group according to Shang An's instructions.
[Ding, congratulations to the Lustful Dragon for joining the group! ]
"Well, why are there new people?" Li Hao looked at the chat group in surprise. It had been less than a day since the last wave of people joined the group.
"The dragon of lust, Xia Mi! The world of dragons."
"This world is great!" Li Hao's eyes suddenly lit up. He had watched Dragon Tribe four or five times. The plot was so familiar to him, and there were so many good things in it!
A dragon bone cross of a dragon king can make him ascend to heaven in one step. Those world-destroying words and the magical time zero, the seven kingdoms of alchemy are also extraordinary, and their upper limit of strength is much stronger than those martial arts worlds in the group.
Moreover, blood in the chat group can be sent as red envelopes. If you can obtain the blood of the dragon clan, you can obtain the spirit of words and improve your strength immediately.
Thinking of this, his smile gradually twisted.
"Hey, Xia Mi, Xiao Long Nu, the king of the earth and the mountains, the strongest second generation, let me show you how I can fool you!"
Huashan Master: Welcome new members to join the group.
Young Master of Peach Blossom Island: Eh, the dragon of lust? Is it the kind of dragon that thinks about Sese all day long?
The old Taoist wants to cultivate immortality: The book says that dragons are inherently lustful, which is understandable.
Iron Man: It seems that this new member and I have the same hobby! Evil SmileJPG.
Lustful Dragon: Damn it, who gave me this name? Dragons are lustful by nature. I’m very pure, okay? It’s a slander, pure slander!
She, Xia Mi, is not the kind of dragon who thinks about Sese all day long.
(End of this chapter)
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