Hogwarts Card System.

Chapter 97 Please don't bring me along when you brag~
Ron stepped on the stool, lifted the hem of his wizard robe, looked around, and started to brag.
"We have learned that someone has ulterior motives and is plotting against the Philosopher's Stone hidden in the castle by Dumbledore, and Dumbledore is not in school. In this emergency, we certainly cannot sit idly by..."

"In fact, we thought about it and struggled for a long time. After all, the danger we were going to face is scary just thinking about it now~"

Jerry looked at him: You mean it took three seconds?

"You know, the first level we have to face is the extremely dangerous Greek three-headed dog! You know, in Muggle mythology, this is a creature that guards the gate to the underworld! It doesn't need to stand up straight to touch the ceiling..."

Jerry: Didn't you just hear about the so-called guarding of the gate to the underworld last night?
"In the end, we took advantage of its weakness and successfully defeated it after a fierce battle! Thinking about it now, I can still smell that stench~ As for what the weakness was, I can't tell you..."

Jerry: The so-called brutal fight is Ted's molar rock pie. And lack of sleep is the biggest weakness of the three-headed dog~
"The second level was set by Professor Sprout. It started with an endless devil's net that entangled you like countless poisonous snakes! I was almost strangled to death in just a moment (mouth explosion)!"

"Then there were mushrooms of all sizes. It seemed endless, with almost no place to stand. They exploded when touched. We barely escaped death..."

Jerry: That's all thanks to you, you kicked them one by one, as accurate as the meal times in the cafeteria!

"The third level is Professor Flitwick's magic ritual completion. I don't really understand it either. It was Hermione and Ted who cracked that strange thing. I just worked with Jerry, Neville and the others to stop dozens or hundreds of magic statues from interfering with them~"

Ron waved his hand, looking unimpressed.

Jerry: Don't take me with you when you brag!
"The fourth level was Professor McGonagall's test of heaven and earth! That was the most exciting game of wizard chess I have ever played in my life. I tell you, I was ready to sacrifice my life for justice. At that time, someone had to sacrifice, and that person was me as a chess player!"

Ron looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his face full of bright sadness.

At that moment, he was radiant, at that moment he was dazzling, at that moment he was extremely handsome...the little girls' eyes were shining.

Jerry: Well, I can only say you did a great job this time!
"The fifth level is three strange-looking giant monsters..."

"The sixth level was a puzzle and poison set by Snape, but it was useless. Ted used his own method to break his magic..."

"The last one is Dumbledore's level!"

"Neville and Ted came to the checkpoint set by Dumbledore. Guess who they saw?!" Ron was startled and slammed the fork in his hand on the plate with a clang.

Ted: Give him a wake-up stick for Christmas this year. Isn't storytelling more promising than being a wizard?
"Who? Who!"

"Yes! Who is it?"

"Is it really the mysterious man?"

"No, I can't. Didn't they say he's dead?"

"Could it be his loyal subordinates?"

"Could it be a dark wizard?"

While listening to the story, the students also started discussing it, especially about the existence of the mysterious man, and a fierce debate broke out.

Ron ignored that and continued, "It's Professor Quirrell!"

"Ah?~" There was an exclamation in the auditorium.

"Didn't expect it, did you? We didn't expect it either, it would be Professor Quirrell, who is usually the most honest man. He is the mastermind behind all this!" Ron's face was filled with indignation, just like an innocent woman who had been deceived by a scumbag three or five times.

Then, Ron simply played three roles, moving from left to right to restore the scene at that time:

Quirrell: Didn't expect me to be here?

Neville: Professor, why are you here?

Quirrell: What do you think?

Ron: "Guess what Ted said? You're here to take a shit!"

Ted: He slandered me, he slandered me! I am such a gentle and easy-going person, how can I say such vulgar words? I just cursed at him! Who would dare to talk to him?
……

Ron didn't make it to the last level, he just improvised it after he got drunk.

Unexpectedly, the "shit joke" has become popular in the school since then. Whenever there are inappropriate people or embarrassing situations, someone will whisper "Are you here to take a shit?"

Also, Ron talked about Ted's failed attempt to scrape the Philosopher's Stone powder, and despite his threatening look, he said that "living for three hundred years is enough."

Hogwarts Castle first understood what Versailles was.
Especially the phrase "I don't want to lay flowers on your grave a hundred years from now" has become a way of greeting between close friends.

In response, Jerry said: I, the rat, have the shortest life.
The average lifespan of the mouse-eared subhumans is between 60 and 70 years old.

As for human wizards, living to be eighty or ninety is no problem, and it is normal for those with strong magical powers to live to over a hundred.

Not to mention the elves, who live for three hundred years at the very least. Dwarves can live for two hundred years! In short, Ted and his deeds were spread in a small circle.

Ted and his group were already well-known in the school, and now they are even more famous.

In the beginning, only Neville was famous as the savior, while Ted became famous by singing the school song, and later he made a big splash at Halloween and Christmas.

There are also rumors of six little wizards fighting three monsters on Easter.

Now it’s the end of the school year battle against a mysterious man!
Let's put it this way, if there were no Ted and his six friends in school, there would be nothing interesting at all.

Now, not only the first graders, but also the second and third graders look at Ted and his six friends with interest, as if saying: Kong Yiji, you stole the book again!
This is inconsistent with Ted's original low-key plan! It can only be said that plans are not as fast as changes.

That's fine, high risk means high reward. Ted is now considering whether to raise the level of his psychic!

……

In fact, Ted kept wondering whether Professor Quirrell regretted it.

That Halloween monster incident was really a bit far-fetched and weird.

This kind of thing is very brainless, and it's not something someone as cowardly as Quirrell would do.

But you said it was an accident, that's absolutely impossible. Quirrell definitely released the monster on purpose.

So, what is Quirrell's purpose?

Could it be that he wanted to ask Dumbledore for help?

Maybe he had regretted it at that time, but because Voldemort was always behind his head, it was impossible for him to surrender. At the critical moment, Voldemort could kill him directly.

Therefore, he used this method to remind Dumbledore that he was abnormal, hoping that the other party would investigate him and save his life.

But Dumbledore may have seen that something was wrong with him, but ultimately he was unable to save him.

Perhaps Dumbledore had not thought of rescuing Voldemort when he brought him back from Albania.

In other words, when the robbery at Gringotts failed and Voldemort's face appeared on the back of Quirrell's head, Quirrell had already begun the countdown to his death.

If he had managed to circumvent Voldemort before he possessed him and sought help from Dumbledore, he could still have been saved.

Ted didn't expect that he would also receive a little legacy from Professor Quirrell - some papers on magical blood transplantation.

Before that, he asked students to send it to Ted and asked Ted to write his own opinions.

But because the student was a little delayed and had not been delivered yet, Quirrell and Ted entered Dumbledore's game one after another.

When Professor Quirrell got the paper, he was shocked.
……

Three days after Ted and his friends defeated Voldemort, it was this year's Quidditch final - Gryffindor lost to Slytherin again.

When Ted saw Professor McGonagall walking down the stage, she seemed to be staggering a little and her face was filled with sorrow, which was unbearable to look at.

She probably wasn't this sad even when half of the grade failed Transfiguration.

It has been several years since Slytherin won the championship, and she is so unwilling to accept it!
Especially when he recalled his last game before graduation, he was knocked off his broom and unconscious by Slytherin's despicable foul, which led to the team's crushing defeat.

It’s like yesterday is happening all over again, double torture!
What a pity, what a pity.

The savior of this timeline is Neville. It's good enough that Neville can sit steadily on the broom. He hates flying brooms and feels nervous when he sits on them.

It must be the broom!

As for Halle, she flies very well.

But she doesn't like Quidditch at all, she thinks it's boring and sissy.
That's right, she thought the game was all about the seeker, and the competition was just rubbish. So she would never join the Quidditch team.

Poor Professor McGonagall, she doesn't know how many years of failure she will have to endure.

Quidditch is not selling well, help the old cat lady~.JPG
I can't do it by myself. I don't have the time.

I'm sorry, professor, I can't help you!
Ron was very angry about Gryffindor's defeat: after losing to Slytherin, he lost to Ravenclaw, after losing to Ravenclaw, he lost to Hufflepuff, and finally there was nothing left to lose. (Spreading hands~)

He swore that if he joined the Quidditch team, he would lead the team to victory!

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