Hogwarts Card System.

Chapter 33 The New King of Dark Cuisine
Ted, Harry and Hermione all looked at Ron with suspicion, as he was not very good at lying.

Ted: Why is your face yellow?

Ron: I applied the wax because it was cold (the cake was so hard that it made my teeth grit)!
Ted: Why is it popular again?
Ron: Glowing (I lied)!
The cute little Na'vi really believed it. He picked up a piece of the heavy rock cake and took a bite. "Crack~"

"Wow~ You two old Six~" Neville covered his mouth with tears in his eyes.

They have learned a lot of "proper terms" from Ted.

Ted picked up a piece of rock cake and tried the texture - is this for human consumption? Is this a chew stick for the three-headed dog?

Rock cakes are small cookies similar to those with raisins in them.

It should have cracks on the surface and look like rock, but it is definitely not as hard as rock.

But Hagrid seemed to have misunderstood, and he really baked the rock cake as hard as a rock.

If Hagrid were to eat it, the texture would be just right for his chewing muscles, but for ordinary humans, it was too advanced.

Ted stuffed the cake into Yaya's mouth and served Yaya the cake!
Listening to the crunching sound of teeth chewing, it feels like chewing brittle bones.

He chewed the food with a crunching sound and with great relish. His teeth are really in good shape.

Ron was fascinated and envious: If I had such a mouthful of teeth, I could eat anything in the world and Voldemort would be nothing!
Naturally, everyone didn't eat the appetizers as their stomachs were rumbling as they waited for the main course.

Even Ansu couldn't wait any longer. He would have gone to the kitchen to prepare French fries. Now he hasn't had his meal yet!
He kept shouting on the clothes hanger: "Eat, eat, eat, eat, ha ha ha ha ~"

Ted waved it down on the table and fed it a piece of beef jerky to comfort it.

Seeing Ron and Jerry looking at him with bright eyes, he had no choice but to hand over two pieces, then shook his head: "Is it too much? Not much!"

Unfortunately, no one understands this joke. So lonely~
Hagrid heard Anzu's cry, observed carefully, and asked, "Is it a human-speaking raven? It's well-fed!"

"Don't worry, it will be ready soon." As he said that, he threw some side dishes into the big pot.

The dish that Hagrid made was called Beef Chowder, and it was truly a "chowder" with all sorts of random stuff in it.

Ted saw with his own eyes that he threw a pair of large peeled claws of some unknown creature that looked like bear paws into the pot!

Everyone looked at each other, watching Hagrid stirring the stew with a huge spoon, and felt that he had become the image of an old witch brewing potions in Muggle fairy tales.

Can he eat this?

We are fine with the half-giant's poison resistance, don't let it eat us so much that we have to be hospitalized in the school hospital?!

Seeing Hagrid's intoxicated expression, Ted had to admit that he had become an outstanding representative of the dark cuisine world.

Ted: Please, Hagrid, I can give you a recipe. Don't waste food like this!
In the end, Ted took matters into his own hands and made a meal with roast pumpkin and roast potatoes as the main course, and a stew mainly made of dried meat and vegetables to make do with the meal.

In the end, Hagrid finished half of the soup by himself, and praised Ted's soup for being so delicious. He even asked for the secret recipe!

Ted: It's MSG. I put it in.
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During the chat after dinner, Ted found a magazine on Hagrid's bedside - "Fantastic Beasts and Magic".

"Can I have it?" Ted asked, pointing at the magazine.

"Oh, of course!" said Hagrid.

"A niche magazine about magical creatures. In the past decade or so, it has published many newly discovered magical creatures from other worlds, and has always been at the forefront of the field of magical creatures. It's my favorite, and I subscribe to every issue."

Ted nodded and read with great interest, mainly to see if there were any creatures that looked familiar to him.

Seeing that Ted was looking at it seriously, Hagrid was very happy and said, "Ted, if you like it, I can lend it to you, but you have to return it to me. I still need to collect it!"

As he spoke, he pointed his carrot-thick finger at a simple bookshelf made of several boards nailed to the wall. Sure enough, there were many books and periodicals about magical creatures.

Ted quickly thanked him: "Thank you, I like it very much, but you don't have to borrow it, I've already finished reading it!"

Although he hadn't read it all yet, he had memorized it all and would read it slowly in his spare time. To Ted's surprise, he actually found Professor Quirrell's article in that magazine. He had a lot of insights on the hybridization of magical animals.

Of course, there were a lot of criticisms in the magazines, saying he was a lunatic!

After all, privately breeding and breeding new magical creatures is immoral and even illegal.

But who is in charge of this kind of thing?
The laws are full of loopholes. For example, Ron's father is the head of the Ministry of Magic's Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department, but he made a backdoor for himself in the laws he made, not to mention other more powerful pure-blood families.

The law is mainly used to regulate those wizards who have no power. As for powerful wizards, it all depends on their self-awareness.

Like Hagrid, he doesn't take the laws of the Ministry of Magic seriously at all.

In his opinion, I can raise whatever I want.
……

On Sunday morning, Ted found Neville and Jerry trying to comfort an angry Ron.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

Jerry explained: "It's because of Dean..."

Dean Thomas is one of Neville, Ron and Jerry's roommates. He is black.

It turns out that the black kid Dean is a football fan, which is normal for a British person.

As a result, when explaining the rules of football to roommates in the dormitory, he had a big argument with Ron.

Because Ron thought, what's the point of a group of people who can't fly fighting for a ball on the ground? Can't you prepare a few more balls? If you can't use your hands, can't you use a stick? Use the stick to hit each other!

Ron: That's it? That's it?! (sneer)

The result was, as expected, a quarrel.

"I see." Ted nodded without commenting.

Ron got more excited and asked Ted, "Ted, is Muggle football really interesting?"

Ted put down his chopsticks, thought for a moment, and replied, "Ron, you have to know that Muggles have a lot of entertainment and sports. There are more than a dozen ball games alone. Don't quarrel over differences in hobbies, and it's not appropriate to belittle other people's hobbies."

"This has nothing to do with Muggles or wizards. You like wizard chess and he likes Gobstones, but that doesn't affect your friendship. What's more, you will live in the same house for seven years."

That night, Ron awkwardly apologized to Dean and gave him a Dumbledore Chocolate Frog card.

The little black boy Dean was so happy when he saw the moving Dumbledore!
When Ted found out, he couldn't help but sigh: Ron, you are worthy of me!

Five people ate six of these on the train.

It can only fool Dean, who grew up in the Muggle world.

It is worth mentioning that there is a Potions class in the last week of October.

Neville was extremely nervous and clumsy under Snape's gaze, and once again became Snape's punching bag, being scolded by him.

Snape is definitely an elitist who cannot stand the existence of any fool. He is a fool-phobe and gets angry when he sees a fool.

Although he didn't like the know-it-all Hermione and the always nonchalant Ted, Hermione and Ted were at least smart people. He especially couldn't stand Neville.

However, after being scolded by the old snake, Neville did not cry!
Although tears were welling up in his eyes, they refused to fall.

He really took Ted's words to heart and was trying to be brave and strong!
Snape didn't expect Neville to become strong. Instead, he began to doubt whether his level of venomous tongue had declined and he wanted to continue to be venomous.

Harry and Ted couldn't stand it anymore and spoke out in support of Neville.

Snape glanced at Harry calmly, then turned to Ted and said, "If you talk back to the professor, Ravenclaw will deduct five points!"

Ted glanced at Snape calmly and thought to himself: Only five minutes? Didn't you eat? Push harder!
Halle: What about me? Come on! Deduct my points!

It's the last day of this month, don't waste your monthly ticket~
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(End of this chapter)