Hogwarts Card System.

Chapter 322 The fragrance of love is everywhere~ (two in one)

Maybe it was because of his age, Ted felt that his classmates were very restless. The whole grade group could smell the scent of restless youth and hormones.

This kind of thing is something that is naturally discussed among close classmates. Friends who have lived in dormitories should understand it.

Who is so handsome~
So and so is beautiful~
How do you chase?
You can't do this or that.
You have to do this and that~
Give up, those who bootlick the dog will not have a good death~ and so on.

During breakfast that morning, Neville and his roommates were discussing the issue of chasing girls in the auditorium.

The main reason is that the black boy Dean and the blasting genius Seamus saw that their three roommates had "succeeded", so they naturally couldn't help but want to learn from them~
I just want to ask for some tips on chasing girls!
Ron: Tips? What tips are needed for this thing?
Jerry: You just meet by chance, and then you meet again by chance, and then you have a great chat, and then you have a great chat again, and then... then isn't that it?

Neville: I don't know! I'm the one being chased!
The three of them looked at their two roommates' expectant expressions and looked at each other, but they didn't know how to say what was in their hearts!
Harsh words hurt people like a cold in June~
At this moment, Harry happened to walk by.

Although Harley lived in the girls' dormitory, she always got along well with the boys.

She is usually carefree and many of her classmates treat her as a friend rather than a girl.

She was not shy about this topic at all, and instead joined the discussion with great interest: "Speaking of tips, Sirius told me one of his tips for pursuing girls!"

The five people's eyes immediately focused on her face.

Harry said, "Sirius deliberately dropped a Galleon and then asked if it was her who dropped it."

“She said: No.”

"Sirius said: Well, we don't know who it belongs to anyway, let's go to Hogsmeade and spend it."

"What happened next?" Seamus asked quickly.

Harry's lips curled up: "Then they got married! They are planning to have a second child recently!"

Ron touched his wallet: Fortunately, I don't need this trick~
At breakfast the next day, Seamus was listlessly stirring a bowl of pumpkin porridge.

Ron and Jerry were very curious whether he had given it a try.

Seamus lowered his head. "I tried... She insisted that it was her who dropped it!"

Love didn't come, but I lost a lot of money.
Everyone (embarrassed): ...The road of love is indeed full of bitterness!

……

Hagrid's hunting cabin in the Forbidden Forest.

Hagrid was very attentive to the red dragon Anna, but every time he tried to reach out his big hand to touch her, the dragon's tail would ruthlessly pull him away.

There was only one line of words missing from Hagrid's big face: Can I touch your dragon?
As a senior magizoologist, he could naturally see the difference in Anna.

Although there are other little wizards in the school who have this kind of action figure pets, which can fly, run, bark, and interact, they are all fake, just toys.

This is true!

He thought Ted was just like him and couldn't help but raise a dragon in private!
Hagrid even searched through books for several days but couldn't find out what kind of dragon Anna was.

Ted looked at a large package piled at the door of Hagrid's hut and asked, "Hagrid, what are you doing with all this water ghost brains?"

Although Hagrid is also considered a famous chef in the world of dark cuisine, he is particularly good at making a famous dish called "Fantastic Beasts Stew".

But why does Shuiguinao do so much?
You can't be talking about hotpot, right?
Come to think of it, I need some demon hunting potion for myself, so I'll just take some.

Hagrid stared at Anna without moving his eyes and replied, "The new professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Geller, asked me to help buy it. He said he would use it for teaching."

"That's right! That professor is really nice, isn't he?"

It was rare for Hagrid to speak well of the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Remember, the previous professor was Professor Quirrell.

Have a vision!
Ted nodded silently...

Over the next few days, Ted kept an eye on the incident, but to his surprise, he actually saw these idiots in class.

Ted's class was considered to be the unlucky ones as they had to deal with the textbook change trend.

Times have changed, and many things are different.

Like potions, herbs and magical creatures, many new things, new materials and new species are discovered almost every year.

If you don't study, you will fall behind in a year.

And Ted and his friends will have to take the fifth-year wizard qualification exam next year!
As for Water Ghost Brain, it is a newly emerged material that is relatively remote but has a unique effect...

Professor Geller's hair was neatly slicked back, and his face looked a little weathered, like he was in his fifties, with beards on his lips and chin, but he looked very calm and motivated. You wouldn't think he was very old!
Ted thought this was horrible!
It’s not that he’s worried about whether he’s used some magic to make his body younger, Ted is worried that his mentality is also very young now!

Which one is scarier, the Dark Lord with a heart like rotten grass or the Dark Lord who is ambitious and full of energy?
At this time, he leaned lightly against the desk on the podium, his posture was very relaxed, without holding a textbook, but explaining the knowledge casually:

"It's unfortunate that you encountered reform. But it may also be fortunate, provided that you study hard enough."

"Dark Arts... well, the Defense Against the Dark Arts course is very comprehensive. You have a lot of knowledge to learn, especially the new knowledge that has appeared in recent years. Pay more attention, because it may really save your life."

Professor Geller's voice is neither high nor low, neither loud nor soft, and is very attention-grabbing.

And there’s a sense of conviction to it.

After hearing the professor's opening remarks, Hermione and the others couldn't help but look at Ted: Your relatives? !
This energy is really similar!

Confident, casual, and yet can't help but make people believe it.

Ted: Don't be ridiculous! No! We are not related at all!
Ron: Really? You guys are long-lost... distant relatives?!
Professor Geller ignored the students' shifty glances and eye contact in class and continued teaching - in fact, he didn't pay much attention to Ted's opinions these days.

However, Ted felt that this was the biggest problem: I am so famous and have been seen internationally, but you teach students but turn a blind eye to the best students. There must be something wrong with you!
"What we are going to learn today is water ghosts! Here, this is the water ghost brain? Who can tell me what it does?"

The water ghost brain is a little yellow, similar to the color of fat, and has light lines. It is about the size of two fists held together.

Professor Geller called on a student who raised his hand to answer a question, and the answer was pretty good.

"Looking at the appearance of this brain, you should know that the IQ of a water ghost is not very high. After all, its brain is only this big."

"Although it's not a big deal, it does have a lot of uses. At least 18 potion recipes now have this material added to them. Six of them are core ingredients that cannot be replaced. Its main function is to promote the healing of internal and external injuries and accelerate the recovery of vitality."

"If you are unfortunate enough to get injured in the wild, you have a water ghost brain in your hand. In an emergency, you can crush it and apply it to the wound. Of course, adding white mulberry essence will have a better effect."

"correct!"

He looked around, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, very playfully: "Not every water ghost has a brain. Sometimes you open its skull and find that it is only the size of a walnut kernel, the color is like gray rock, and the texture is hard. It is useless!"

The little wizards burst into laughter.

Professor Geller's lectures are interesting and fascinating in a simple and easy-to-understand manner.

And Ted discovered that he talked a lot about the various "economic values" of water ghosts.

Ted: You have done a lot of research on water ghosts! Or do you have a lot of research on new things from other worlds?! Also, what does it mean to mention the value of water ghosts intentionally or unintentionally?
The course continues...

"Some people think that water ghosts are also a kind of humanoid magical creature and should not be classified as magical animals. But you should note that as long as they eat people, we do not consider them to be human or humanoid, but monsters. In fact, they are more like a combination of fish and toads."

"The color of water ghosts is quite conspicuous. I mean when they are on the shore. The ones found so far range from light green to dark blue to black. There are also black ones, which are relatively rare. Most of them are active in cold water areas. Many water ghosts in Northern Europe are black."

"The skin of a water ghost is like that of a fish without scales, but it is tougher and slippery. It is said that even Muggle pistols can hardly penetrate it..."

Ok? !

Ted suddenly took this very seriously.

The Dark Lord, who wanted to conquer humanity and make wizards the best, actually started studying Muggle things?
"The lower the water temperature in the living waters, the darker the skin color, and the tougher it is. Some of the elites even have high magic resistance, which is especially dangerous for you little wizards who have not yet graduated—because of the little curses you are familiar with It's all useless."

"And some of the water ghost elites who live in humid waters have the ability to vaporize. They will turn into a ball of nearly transparent gas in a short period of time, and move much faster..."

"Vaporization does not mean it turns into a ball of gas. If that were the case, it would be gone in a gust of wind."

"It's visually vaporized, and the material has certain vapor properties, which means it's immune to most physical damage, but it can still be hit. This is different from the little fog monster."

"After it vaporizes, your naked eyes are almost useless, because by the time you can see it clearly, it has already raised its claws to you! Of course, you can't hear the footsteps..." "The back or arms of the water ghost have fins of varying sizes, which are very sharp. But what is more deadly is its webbed claws. They can penetrate thin iron plates with one grab..."

"The attack pattern of a water ghost is relatively simple, but its speed and jumping ability are amazing, especially since there are usually a lot of them. The first time you encounter one is the most dangerous!"

"So, if you ever face a water ghost, I suggest you protect yourself first. The Armor Charm is the most suitable. Who among you has mastered it?"

Wow, 90% of the students raised their hands.

The remaining 10% of young wizards were not ashamed. After all, for individuals, there were always some spells that were not suitable for them. They had already mastered other defensive magics...

Without sufficiently sophisticated defensive magic, the "barrier" in the general skills of Utopia wizards cannot be used!
Although Professor Geller was mentally prepared, he naturally knew that hundreds of Hogwarts students had "participated in the war" in the Paris incident and made great contributions.

He even watched the magic video of that time - yes, he has people in France too!

But when he suddenly saw so many people mastering such a quasi-advanced spell, he was also shocked.

As for the Iron Armor Curse, as long as you put your heart into it and spend a year or two studying it, you can always master it.

Even the most mediocre wizard could cast a decent Shield Charm after spending three to five years.

But don’t you know what a wizard is like?
The words "living off one's time and waiting to die" are almost written on his face!

Apart from the areas they were interested in, they almost let magic degenerate.

How many wizards reach their peak strength when they graduate? After that, their combat effectiveness decreases year by year!

Up to now, among the staff of the Ministry of Magic of Great Britain, except for the Aurors, are there even one tenth who have mastered the Shield Charm? !
It is estimated that less than one-tenth of them are used well in attack!

But 90% of these little wizards in front of me can do it? They are only in the fourth grade!

Are all of them at the same level as I was back then?!
It's normal to have geniuses, there are always a few of them every few years.

It is not strange to see three or five of them appear at the same time, because geniuses sometimes appear in groups. Then there will be no one for many years.

But this is no longer a gathering! This is wholesale, right?
Then, the topic smoothly progressed to Utopia, and then to Ted and his original team.

When Professor Geller heard that water ghosts could be added to the levels of Utopia so that students could face them directly, he clapped his hands with joy.

"It's very interesting and I feel it's very valuable. Let's talk more when we have time! Being with you young people makes me feel younger!" Professor Geller laughed so hard that he got crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.

He knew about the Utopia, but because of Dumbledore, Great Britain was a vacuum of his power. In addition, the little wizard's two-way mirror had triple anti-theft verification, so he never had the opportunity to experience it in person.

It should be there now.

Professor Geller continued the class at his own pace and easily drew the little wizards' attention back.

"Okay, back to the point. When facing a water ghost, the first thing to do is to cast the Armor Charm on yourself. This is also the first choice for most other dark magic creatures. So have you ever thought about what to do if you are unlucky and encounter an elite who can vaporize?"

He glanced around, "Mr. Longbottom? Do you have any ideas?" The savior chosen by Dumbledore!
"Ah? I..." Neville stood up hurriedly. Although he was tall and strong, he deliberately shrank in front of the new professor and was not conspicuous at all. Unexpectedly, he was also asked a question.

"I, I think... I think I can use the Psychic Charm!"

Neville is a real talent after all, and although he was a little nervous, his first choice was a good one.

"Good! Good choice!"

Although most students didn't know what the spell did, Professor Geller gave it a good review.

"This is a remote spell. The wizard who first invented this spell liked to pursue excitement... This spell will greatly enhance the sensory effect. It is effective in discovering vaporized water ghosts in advance!"

Ron's ears pricked up immediately: Professor, that enhanced senses... can you tell me more about it?

Professor Geller then asked several more students questions, and most of them showed good response abilities.

Good level!

What is rare is that they all have rich experience and broad knowledge.

What a surprise!
Professor Geller evaluated these students in his mind.

Are all of Dumbledore's students at this level now?!

Thinking about the new school he had enrolled in, even if he asked them to use black magic...their chances of winning in a fight were slim.

Looks like we can compete again!

……

From the end of get out of class until lunch, Ron secretly asked Neville about the "Supersensory Spell".

This thing was quite difficult for him to learn at first, and he was not what Ted called a "melee wizard", so he did not learn it.

After all, not everyone is like Ted and Hermione. The former can learn something once, while the latter is forced to learn even if they don't know how to do it.

Ron decisively chose to give up!

After all, magic is just a tool for him. He has no interest in studying it. Practicality is the most important thing.

The magic in this world is infinite, but human energy and time are limited.

Using limited time and energy to pursue infinite magic is like drinking the wrong potion!
But now, Ron was very interested in this spell.

"You really haven't used it?" he asked in a low voice.

Neville's face flushed slightly, and he looked around nervously, afraid that someone would hear their conversation: "No! No! No! I didn't use the extrasensory charm at that time! Who would use magic for that kind of thing! Besides, I haven't kissed Ginny!"

He rushed to defend himself, feeling that he was totally wronged.

Also, Ron's brain is really not normal!
Ron looked at him with disdain: "My friend, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you have to make some progress, right? You can't expect Ginny to kiss you on her own initiative, right? Although she can do it..." Ron said, his momentum weakened.

"But you...have to show some manliness!"

At this time, Jerry had a happy look on his face and walked over with light steps.

Jerry glanced at Neville, whose red face had not yet faded, and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Neville pursed his lips. "Talking about manliness."

Ron was blunt: "We are discussing whether the clairvoyance spell is useful when we are discussing kissing!" His voice was quite loud.

Neville quickly hid his face behind the pillar: My friends, how can you keep such a strong face? !

Jerry looked at Ron with disdain: "You spend the whole day studying this useless thing! Shameless!"

He turned and walked towards the auditorium: "Stop thinking about it and study the real thing! That thing is only a little useful and doesn't have much effect~"

Ron and Neville's eyes widened instantly: Wait! Wait! Grandson, have you tried it? !
After entering the hall, the three found a group of Gryffindor little lions, surrounding a table in three layers. The people at the back were standing on tiptoe and stretching their ears to get closer. Some of them were even taking notes with pen and paper!

What happened? The exam questions were leaked?!

Ron and Jerry hurriedly squeezed in and found that it was Harley, who was teaching the "love guide" to her juniors!
Harley: "Some people always think that cheesy love words are cheesy. But the key to love words is not the words, but the feelings. If there is feelings, then it is not cheesy!"

Malfoy pretended not to care, but he pricked up his ears and seemed to understand something.
Harley continued to impart the secret code:

"If she is affectionate, even your snoring will sound nice. If she is ruthless, even your eloquent words will be treated as fart by her."

"Of course, there are also people who keep spare tires and jacks. This makes it difficult for the person who is saying sweet words to accurately position himself..."

The three people on the side were all stunned: job change? From Gryffindor Boxing Champion to Gryffindor Lover? !
The disease has been cured, except that my throat still feels a little uncomfortable and I have a dry cough.

I am too lazy to divide the book into chapters today, so just read it like this.

Oh, by the way, I recommend a funny ancient martial arts comedy starring Terumoto Yamamoto, "Legend of the Magpie Sword Gate". It's really hilarious! OK OK~
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(End of this chapter)