America gains both fame and fortune

Chapter 613 Shameless Remarks

In September, Leonardo and Nicholson, who had had enough of traveling in Europe, came to New York.

In the entertainment area of ​​the studio, Martin was shocked to see Leonardo and said, "I thought the high-intensity 100-meter sprint would help you lose weight, but you gained weight again."

Nicholson continued, "Don't you think about it? 11 meters in seconds..."

"It's not 11 seconds!" Leonardo was angry: "Jack, stop slandering me!"

Nicholson nodded repeatedly: "Okay, I won't slander you. I'll give you 17 seconds for the 20 meters... No, seconds. How much energy can you use up at one time? Besides, most of the time, you are at the bottom!"

Martin patted Leonardo's shoulder sympathetically: "You won't get fat then."

He turned to look at Nicholson: "You don't look haggard at all. You don't look like you've been out for more than a month."

Nicholson obviously didn't want to talk about it: "Don't mention it."

Leonardo would never let him go: "We went to Mallorca, Spain, and held a carnival party there, inviting many tourists from the island to participate. A star who played English football seduced the Russian model, and old Jack was poached just like that."

He laughed out loud: "I can laugh at this matter until he goes to see God!"

"No, you're totally wrong. This should be looked at from a different angle." Nicholson said it another way: "The model and the basketball star had been together at the Armani fashion show this year, but I stole her away from her. I got tired of her and let her go, so she had to go back to the basketball star to take over."

Martin was stunned by this shameless statement: "Jack, you are such a talented person, you should go to the White House to write a press release for Guan Hai!"

Nicholson said, as if you didn’t know enough: “That’s the truth. You can ask those two people.”

Leonardo curiously asked Martin: "What about those girls of yours? Did you end it after the first time?"

"Isn't it enough to do this once?" Martin said in a deep and artistic way, "You may not have heard of this saying: What matters is that you once had it, not that it lasts forever."

Leonardo nodded: "I understand. It's a wonderful experience, and the aftertaste is endless."

Martin snapped his fingers and said, "That's right. With their openness and generosity, it won't be difficult to have another party as long as the conditions are right."

"Actually, I don't think these are the main reasons." Nicholson, the bastard, dragged Martin into the river of ridicule: "Natalia is divorced from that guy, and the two young ones are neither someone's wife nor the celebrity's fiancée. This is the key!"

Leonardo clapped his hands and praised: "Jack, you got the point!"

The two men gave Martin a sinister smile.

Martin took a look at the two faces that deserved a beating and decided to fight back. His way of fighting back was unusual: "Remember the last time I called you and asked about the Citroen and British actor Tom Hardy?"

Nicholson was the first to react: "I read the report in the local media in Paris, saying that Tom Hardy was robbed on the night of our party and was seriously injured."

Martin pointed to his buttocks. "Someone from District 93 blessed this place. I heard they did a few hours of suture surgery."

He pointed at Leonardo's mouth again: "The teeth inside have been knocked out. As for why, you should know better than me."

Leonardo said: "Robbers not only rob money but also women!"

"No, no." Nicholson kept thinking back, staring at Martin and asked, "At the beginning you said you would use this method to see if there were any Yan among the women in the car, but Tom Hardy in the Citroen really had a problem. Was he robbed?"

Leonardo also came back to the point: "Like you said, someone didn't want Tom Hardy to disturb us, so they got rid of him?"

Nicholson asked directly: "Martin, was there a swallow in the car at the time?"

Martin folded his arms across his chest, leaned back on the sofa, and looked out the window: "Aren't there many places where swallows can be found?"

Leonardo and Nicholson felt as if there were a thousand ants living in their hearts, crawling back and forth, and they were itching and couldn't help themselves.

Nicholson was the first to speak: "I have been so successful for half my life, but I was poached by a football star. How shameful!"

Leonardo understood what he meant and lowered his voice to the level of a mosquito: "I have trained to run 22 meters in seconds!"

Martin raised his finger to his two best friends: "You are both honest and good people."

Nicholson asked, "Tell me, who is Swallow?"

Martin told the truth: "Do you two think you are worthy of having Swallow lurking around you?"

Leonardo shook his head: "Unless they are interested in environmental protection."

Nicholson got the point: "Do you think Yan Zi was one of the four women who followed you?"

Martin nodded: "It is very likely. I, the leader of the Coke Cult, should be more valuable than you in the eyes of Russia."

Nicholson admitted: "Your political value is greater than Leo and I combined."

Leonardo asked directly: "Are you sure which one it is?"

"Not sure." Martin thought for a moment and said, "I personally think Natalia is the least likely."

Leonardo said: "I have known Natalia for many years, it shouldn't be her."

Nicholson thought for a moment and said, "I have seen Natalia many times before. Based on my experience, she doesn't look like a swallow."

Martin asked, "Have you ever seen a swallow?"

"No." Nicholson pointed to his eyes. "But I can tell whether someone is acting or not."

Martin believed this, so he stood up and said, "I have invited two people from this crew to come and film, let's go and take a look." Nicholson and Leonardo followed Martin.

The three of them left the entertainment area and walked to the training hall.

This place has long been rented by the crew for daily rehearsals and training.

Martin took the two of them directly to the second floor, entered an office, and came to the glass window.

Looking down from here, the situation on the first floor can be clearly seen.

Svetlana is practicing the action routines to be used during filming under the guidance of Chen Hu's assistant, a female stuntman.

Nicholson asked, "What is she in the movie?"

Martin said: "A female assassin, who had several action scenes with me."

Nicholson stopped talking and stood at the window, observing quietly.

After a while, the training was suspended, as if for a break. He said, "Let's go down. Ask her a few more questions about America and Russia."

Martin shrugged. "You're more FBI than the FBI."

Nicholson followed him downstairs, saying as he walked, "Leo is about to play the biggest boss in FBI history!"

Martin had heard of this man and asked Leonardo, "Are you going to play Hoover?"

Leonardo simply said: "Hoover, directed by Clint Eastwood."

Martin asked, "For Oscar?"

"Biographical films are, of course, for awards." Leonardo did not deny this: "I am not sure this year, so I will prepare for the next time."

Martin thinks this year is a good opportunity, as Harvey Weinstein can no longer make waves at the Oscars: "I remember the male lead you played in Shutter Island had a mental illness?"

Leonardo responded: "Yes, Director Scorsese told me that he is schizophrenic."

Martin said: "This is a role that suits the college's appetite. If you invest more, maybe you can realize your dream next year."

Nicholson continued: "If you don't have a strong opponent, you still have a chance of winning the prize."

The three of them went downstairs and came out from the passage.

Svetlana saw Martin and immediately came over: "Hi, dear, you finally have time to come and see me."

"Leo, Jack, you know both of them." Martin briefly introduced them and asked, "Is the training going well?"

“It’s no harder than the modeling training I’ve had,” Svetlana said.

Martin followed up on her words and said, "It seems that you have suffered a lot in Russia?"

"Luckily, I came to the United States and to Los Angeles." Svetlana moved closer to Martin: "The goddess of luck favored me and let me meet you."

Martin smiled and asked, "Do you like Hollywood? Do you want to stay here and develop your career?"

Svetlana nodded: "I want to stay."

Martin encouraged: "Train well and perform this role well first."

Soon, it was break time and Svetlana pointed to the training ground: "I'm going to train."

When she was far away, Martin asked, "How was it?"

Nicholson said: "It doesn't seem like she is lying or acting. Years of experience tell me that she has an extremely strong yearning and desire for America in her heart."

Leonardo asked, "Where's the other guy?"

"Not on the set." Martin called the two out of the training hall: "In the afternoon, she and I have a few scenes to shoot. You can follow me to see the details."

Nicholson said, "This is getting more and more interesting." He adjusted his glasses upwards, like a young detective: "I must find this swallow."

"Can't find it?" Leonardo asked.

Nicholson was annoyed: "I mobilized all my friends and connections to ask them not to vote for you this year, so that you can't even get an Oscar nomination!"

Leonardo sneered: "If you can't find the ability of the swallow, please tell me clearly. If you really can identify it, the FBI would have hired you to identify the swallow a long time ago!"

Nicholson laughed: "Are you kidding me, Leo? Can the FBI afford Jack Nicholson's appearance fee?"

Martin patted Leonardo on the shoulder: "I should charge you, and you should also pay me."

"Why?" Leonardo asked.

Martin said: "I have provided you with such a good opportunity to experience FBI life and let you participate in the search for a swallow. If you go to the FBI now, can they provide it to you? So, Leo, you must repay me."

"No problem." Leonardo was very generous: "I remember there are many supermodels and angels who are married, such as Cindy Crawford. I will introduce them to you someday!"

Nicholson automatically replied: "Martin likes this best. He will definitely be grateful to you."

(End of this chapter)