America gains both fame and fortune

Chapter 523 The Legendary Butter Fingers

The three bastards drank more and more, and the two bottles of whiskey were soon empty.

Martin hadn't drunk so much in a long time, so he was inevitably drunk: "Come on, keep drinking, you guys are drinking too slowly."

Nicholson shouted, "Today there are only brothers, no women, until we get drunk!"

Leonardo went to get the third bottle of wine, opened it and poured them one by one.

The three of them drank another glass. Nicholson burped and slapped the table and said, "My original plan was that Gisele would invite us to her pre-wedding party, and Martin and I would do some work in the middle to try to get Leo to give her a child."

Martin clapped his hands and laughed: "Perfect plan."

Nicholson said, "But Leo, that idiot, didn't even get invited to Giselle's bachelorette party!"

Leonardo raised his glass and clinked glasses with Martin and Nicholson: "Today we won't talk about women, let's just toast to brotherhood!"

Martin took a big sip and said, "Knowing you two bastards makes this boring life much more interesting."

"For our brotherhood!" Nicholson also drank heavily.

Soon, the two bottles of wine were empty and the three of them were a little drunk.

Leonardo, who swore not to talk about women tonight, suddenly burst into tears: "My Giselle is engaged! She is engaged!"

He was devastated: "I originally thought that I would go back to her when I had enough fun and had settled down, but she completely abandoned me and fell into the arms of someone else."

Nicholson hugged Leonardo and drunkenly comforted him: "I know this feeling and I understand your feelings. I ordered the same butter that Marlon Brando used from France and planned to try it on him. But the butter had just arrived and Marlon went to see God!"

He also started crying, crying as sadly as Leonardo: "I haven't used my butter yet! Marlon, why didn't you wait until I used it..."

Martin suddenly stood up and shouted, "Shut up, you two. What are you crying about? We are the bastard trio, the leaders of the Hollywood Face Gang, and the most outstanding troublemakers!"

Not to mention, this shout stunned Nicholson and Leonardo.

Martin picked up the bottle, took two big gulps, and said, "The mission of our trio is to enter Washington, capture the White House, and dissolve the United States!"

Leonardo cheered loudly: "It's decided. We, the Face Gang trio, will lead America to disband!"

Nicholson was drunk and dazed: "I originally thought that I would take the butter to heaven to find Marlon Brando in a few years. It seems that I have to live a few more years."

Three stupid drunks had a heated discussion on this topic.

The next morning, after Martin woke up, he came out of the bedroom and found that the two bastards Nicholson and Leonardo were still sleeping soundly on the carpet in the living room, so he didn't wake them up.

He washed up and was about to leave, but suddenly an idea came to him. He quickly went into the kitchen of the suite and found a box of butter.

Good brothers, of course you should let your brothers feel the passionate love.

Martin found a stainless steel spoon, pried open the butter box, scooped out some butter with the spoon, smeared some of it near Nicholson's crotch and the other part on Leonardo's butt, and then put the butter box next to Nicholson.

perfect!

Martin threw away the spoon and went out alone.

After having breakfast at the restaurant downstairs, Martin and Bruce drove out of the hotel.

Just as Martin walked into Alexandra's small apartment, two terrifying howls came from Leonardo's suite upstairs.

Nicholson, who was dazed, saw the butter on his crotch and shouted, "Leo, I treated you as a brother, but you secretly fucked me!"

Leonardo was still drunk, so he pulled his pants forward and pointed at the butter on his butt: "Stop slandering me, it's you who messed with me! Jack, you've been wanting to use the butter for a long time, right? How dare you, you bastard, covet my beauty!"

"Fuck you!" Nicholson pointed at Leonardo's butt and said, "If you don't lose weight, you'll become Kim Kardashian!"

The two looked at each other in amazement, and suddenly realized a key problem: Martin was not there!

It wasn't hard for Leonardo to figure it out: "It must have been that bastard Martin who did it."

Nicholson said: "No one else would be so perverted except him."

The two looked at each other and reached a tacit understanding: "Find an opportunity to get him!"

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Because of the trouble caused by the heaviness in her chest, Alexandra has been practicing yoga to try to lose some weight.

Given its size, a slight reduction in size will not affect the quality and feel of the facial cleanser at all.

I bought an art film from the Sacred Valley yesterday. After returning to the apartment, Alexandra studied it carefully overnight and found that yoga can be fully applied to the field of art.

But the man cannot be an ordinary person either.

Fortunately, Martin is indeed not an ordinary person, and he can perform many difficult moves effortlessly.

When the apartment returned to silence, Alexandra didn't know how long it had been since she woke up from her daze. She said, "Martin, those male artists in the Holy Valley are far worse than you."

Martin was not at all modest: "When I was filming "Zombie Gigolo", Jenna Jameson, who played the supporting actress, wanted to ask me to film with her."

Alexandra had read the gossip about this and had just experienced it firsthand, so she praised sincerely: "An outstanding person like you can become a top player even if you go to the Holy Valley." Martin said shamelessly: "Someone once said that I can become the next Rock Siver Emperor."

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, "dong dong dong".

Alexandra was helpless and could only wrap herself in a blanket. She went over to look through the peephole and found that it was her sister Catherine. She immediately held her breath and did not want to open the door.

During the filming of "John Wick", this slut even tried to seduce Martin!

Catherine waited for no response, so she simply opened her bag and said, "I know you are in there. If you don't open the door, I will use the key and open the door myself."

Alexandra was so angry that her chest hurt. After opening the door, she asked, "What are you doing here?"

Seeing her like this, Catherine reached out to pull the blanket: "Is it empty inside?"

Alexandra quickly dodged.

Catherine took the opportunity to get into the room, turned around and closed the door, and asked, "Who are you messing with? Is it Martin?"

"Shut up!" Alexandra grabbed her.

Catherine said, "My mouth isn't even open, why should I close it?" She stared at her sister and sneered, "It's obviously your mouth that isn't closed!"

Martin, already dressed, came out of the bedroom and greeted, "Hello, Catherine."

Seeing that the person inside was indeed Martin, Catherine wanted to jump over, but was held back by Alexandra.

She could only hold it in so as not to scare people away, and said, "Long time no see."

Alexandra said to Katherine, "Sit down."

Catherine sat down helplessly.

Martin went to the bathroom.

Catherine lowered her voice and said, "You would rather give advantage to those slutty bitches than consider your own sister."

"Are you saying something a normal person would say?" Alexandra's voice was also low. She said directly: "You are only 17 years old. He won't look at you straight in the eye."

Catherine grew up in an unusual family, so she understood what she meant immediately: "Then I'll wait until I'm 18."

Martin came out of the bathroom at this time and said, "It's almost noon, shall we go have lunch together?"

Catherine agreed immediately: "Okay."

Alexandra went to put on her clothes and makeup, and dragged Catherine away.

Martin roughly understood what she was thinking and thought that she underestimated his character because he was not the kind of person like Bruce.

The three of them went out and found a restaurant nearby.

When the meal was served, Alexandra thought about how the heroine in "A Nightmare on Elm Street" should ask Martin for help.

Martin learned a lot of advanced experience from Leonardo and understood Alexandra's recent dynamics.

Without waiting for her to speak, he asked, "You worked with Wes Craven once. How was it?"

Alexandra nodded quickly: "Very good, Weiss took good care of me on the crew, saying that I am also a member of the Face Gang and I can't be wronged on the crew."

Martin smiled and said, "He is the first leader of our Face Gang. He also founded the Face Gang tradition of facial cleansers. With your outstanding qualifications, you are very suitable to be the heroine of a horror movie."

In traditional American horror films, the heroine must have a certain appearance, and it would be even better if she has big breasts, a perky butt and long legs.

Alexandra pursed her lips, feeling somewhat excited, and thought Martin was a really good person.

She has been in the acting circle for a long time. Although she has not experienced it, she has heard from many people that many big stars, directors and producers often turn around and disappear after pulling up their trousers.

Martin said: "Wes Craven is preparing for A Nightmare on Elm Street. I remember the first protagonist is a woman. I will contact him later."

After all, there is the basis for the collaboration on "The Magic House".

Alexandra thought about it and said, "If it's too difficult, forget it."

Martin smiled and shook his head: "I will ask about the project led by the old gang leader now."

He checked the time, took out his cell phone, and called Wes Craven on the spot. After a brief greeting, he started talking about "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and Alexandra.

Wes Craven thought about it for a moment and agreed.

Alexandra kept looking at Martin, her ice-blue eyes were particularly bright, just like a Husky who was attached to his owner and wanted to play all kinds of games with him.

She thought about it for a while. She was only 23 years old and had plenty of time to use. She could be tied to Martin before she turned .

And Martin wasn't that kind of mean bastard. She could leave anytime she wanted.

After dinner, Alexandra drove Catherine away and took Martin back to the apartment.

(End of this chapter)