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Chapter 240 The Asshole Trio

As expected, the crew had a heavyweight model visiting the set. Gisele Bundchen flew back to New York from overseas. She couldn't wait a moment and went straight to the set and dragged Leonardo into his rest trailer.

The sound of an argument came from the trailer's open window.

There were all kinds of Fuck sounds going on, which was no less impressive than the filming of this movie.

Although others were curious, they kept a distance to avoid being blamed.

There were only two bad guys who brought a simple table and chairs over and sat in the shade drinking ice Coke while arguing.

The only people who could do such a shameless thing are Martin and Jack Nicholson.

"A loser like you, and you still invite a dozen female models to a party?" If it was Leonardo with any other woman, Gisele Bundchen would not be furious, but he was dealing with models from the same agency as her, and some of them were showing off in the modeling circle. How could she tolerate this?
She launched into the Brazilian Lion Roar: "Your thing looks like the Titanic, but it's actually worse than an octopus. Aren't you ashamed?"

Leonardo was so angry that his hair almost exploded: "Shut up and stop slandering me!"

Not far from the window, Martin picked up an iced Coke and raised it to the old bastard: “Giselle’s words are worth a drink.”

Nicholson was afraid that the people inside couldn't hear him, so he clinked the bottle with Martin: "Cheers to Leo's Titanic!"

Martin took a sip of Coke and said, "Those little bitches sold out Leo."

Nicholson said: "If the opportunity is right, they will sell you anyway."

Martin said disdainfully: "I am a happy bachelor, why should I be afraid of them!"

Nicholson listened to the quarrel inside and said, "Leo is really a softie. He is soft in every other aspect except his words. He kept arguing about breaking up, but ended up dragging his feet."

Martin could see clearly that Leonardo had made up his mind to break up, after all, Bundchen was 25 years old.

He gestured: "Let's help Leo and shout together."

An evil fellow like Nicholson, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, slammed the table and said, “Come on, shout!”

"1, 2, 3!" Martin had already told Nicholson the slogan.

Nicholson opened his mouth and shouted, "Leo, come on, break up!"

The sound of a broken gong from a loud voice could be heard dozens of meters away.

Martin, however, was laughing and didn't shout at all.

Nicholson pointed at Martin, making a note of the bad debt, but refused to stop and shouted again: "Break up, come on!"

Not only did he shout, he also opened a parasol, and a banner automatically went up under the umbrella: "Celebrating Leonardo's breakup today!"

With a bang, the trailer door opened from the inside, and Gisele strode out of the car, raised her middle finger to Martin and the old bastard, and angrily made a leg-spreading gesture: "Don't you like to mess around with supermodels? Come on! The supermodel is right here! Come over and do it if you can!"

Martin and Nicholson immediately backed down.

No matter how shameless the two of them are, Leonardo still has to consider his face.

Giselle snorted and strode away.

Leonardo got out of the car, put his hands on his waist, walked back and forth a few steps, stretched out his hand and pointed at Martin and the old bastard: "I must be blind to make bad friends like you."

Martin turned the tables without hesitation: "It was you who wanted to break up, so you asked us two to come here as witnesses! What happened? We were despised by your girlfriend."

Gisele Bundchen left, and he said again: "Leo, you must compensate Jack and me for the mental loss."

Nicholson was of course on the same side as Martin at this point: "If you hadn't invited us, we two wouldn't be so bored as to come and watch you quarrel."

As he spoke, he picked up the Coke bottle, clinked it with Martin's, and drank the Coke together: "Come on, Master, cheers."

Martin opened the ice box next to him, took out a bottle of Coke, and threw it to Leonardo: "Either sit down and drink it together, or go and get your girlfriend back."

Leonardo opened the Coke and emphasized: "Ex-girlfriend! Already an ex-girlfriend!" He clinked the bottle with Martin and the old bastard: "Celebrating my return to being single and regaining my freedom."

Martin raised the Coke bottle and said, "Congratulations on your return to being a happy bachelor."

The crew returned to silence. Although the outside entertainment media was frantically reporting the news of Leonardo and Gisele Bundchen's breakup, it did not cause much waves on the set.

As long as Martin and the other two don't cause trouble, there will be no major problems for the crew.

This film only has one important female character, and many times when there are fewer female actors, the crew will have less trouble.

Matt Damon didn't do anything special except trying to outdo Martin during the filming.

The result cannot be changed, and causing a scene on the set would only earn Scorsese’s disgust.

Leonardo, who is single again, has entered a new stage. He was in great shape during the filming and many scenes were shot in just one take.

Even Scorsese thinks that Leonardo's acting skills have improved.

"Do you know why you can't win the Oscar for Best Actor? Women hold you back!" During the lunch break, Martin said to Leonardo for the sake of the vast number of young women in Hollywood, "Leo, give up those coquettish bitches, stay single from now on, or turn to the arms of a man. You can win the Best Actor award with this movie!"

Leonardo could tell that this guy had bad intentions: "You want to eliminate a strong competitor? I won't let you succeed." He suddenly realized that the trio was missing an important member: "Where's that old bastard Jack?"

Martin didn't know either, so he waved and waited for Bruce to come over and asked a question.

Bruce pointed casually: "Meryl Streep came to visit, and Nicholson went into the rest trailer with her."

Leonardo sneered: "One is in his 50s and the other is in his 60s, and they are still so horny. How shameless!"

Martin, however, came up with a good idea: "Leo, the last time Gisele Bundchen came over, that old bastard dragged me to fuck you, you won't forget that, right?" Leonardo still remembered Nicholson shouting "Come on, break up" outside the window, and asked, "What do you think?"

"Follow me." Martin found the props team and asked the person in charge: "Doug, I remember you prepared some firecrackers?"

Doug responded, "Yes, there are some. They are used during the filming of a scene."

Martin held out his hand and begged: "Give me a few."

Doug grabbed a handful, stuffed it to Martin, and warned him, "Don't mess around on the set."

Martin said, "Am I the type to mess around? Don't worry."

Doug looked at Leonardo. Leo was originally quite reliable, but since the filming of this movie started and he was hanging out with Martin and Nicholson, he gradually became unreliable.

The crew also gave them a nickname: The Asshole Trio.

Leaving the big crew, Martin took the lead and walked towards the rest trailer, giving Leonardo a few big firecrackers as he walked: "Let this thing go?"

Leonardo has already taken out his lighter: "I've done it a few times, I know how to do it."

Martin also took a lighter, and the two of them walked lightly and quickly approached Nicholson's rest trailer.

Twenty meters away, voices came from the half-open trailer window. The vulgar Nicholson was cursing Jesus, and another female voice was calling God.

The trailer seemed to be rocking slightly.

Martin hid behind a commercial vehicle and said to Leonardo, "Pay attention to the tactical moves and follow me!"

Leonardo followed Martin closely with great interest.

Martin used the tactical moves Bruce taught him, and quickly and quietly moved under the trailer window.

Leonardo came up to him.

Martin nodded at him and whispered, "1, 2, 3!"

They both lit firecrackers at the same time and threw them through the window.

Leonardo even shouted, "Fire in the hole!", just like in the movie.

boom! boom--

There was an explosion inside the trailer.

Although there was a storage area on the window side, the sound of firecrackers immediately alarmed the two people inside.

"what--"

Meryl Streep screamed.

Martin turned around and ran. Before Leonardo ran, he lit another firecracker and threw it into the window.

"Leo, Martin, you two bastards!" Nicholson knew who would do such a shitty thing without having to guess. He opened the trailer door and rushed out with a stick in his hand, holding his briefs with one hand: "I'm going to kill you!"

He only saw Leonardo; Martin had already run away.

Nicholson used all his strength to throw the stick in his hand at Leonardo. Leonardo dodged it, lit a firecracker and threw it to Nicholson.

With a bang, the firecrackers exploded in the air, and countless pieces of paper fell.

Meryl Streep, wrapped in a blanket, emerged from the trailer door and asked curiously, "Leonardo?"

Nicholson said, “And Martin Davis.”

Meryl was surprised: "You are involved with him?"

"I've done it to Martin, and everyone on the crew knows it." Nicholson pulled up his briefs. The old pervert stood in front of the trailer and said, "I've given you a favor. From now on, it's my business."

Meryl wasn't too happy.

Nicholson said directly: "If you want to win another Oscar, go and lick Harvey Weinstein. I won't interfere, but I don't know that fat guy well. Why would you mess with that little pervert Martin Davis?"

He nodded his head and said, "I'm old, and I'm not as hard as a Coke bottle. You may not know that the gunman who was shot in the head by Martin Davis' Coke is dead."

"It's a bummer. I'm leaving now." Meryl went back to get dressed and asked Nicholson who followed her in, "Don't you want to win another Oscar?"

Nicholson said casually: "One is enough, why do you need so many?"

Meryl said no more, put on her clothes and left the set.

Nicholson changed his clothes and did not go to settle the score with Martin and Leonardo. Instead, he sat on the sofa and thought carefully.

In the afternoon, while Martin was on the set filming, Nicholson quietly found Leonardo.

"It has nothing to do with me. It's all Martin's fault." Leonardo betrayed his companion without hesitation: "He came up with the idea, and he asked the props team for the firecrackers. I just followed behind and cheered for him."

Nicholson said, "I believe you." He went to Leonardo because of Martin. "Leo, have you noticed that since the crew started filming, Martin, that bastard, has caused a lot of trouble, from the bachelor party on the yacht, to your breakup with Giselle, to today when Meryl and I almost got cramps and got stuck. It was all because of him."

Leonardo thought for a moment and said, "He always gets to watch our show, while we two make fools of ourselves."

Nicholson clenched his fist and pounded the table hard: "Let's find a chance to get him together!"

There should be two more chapters today, I am writing them now
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