Portable Space: Rebirth in the Red Era
313 chapter
Chapter 310 Three
Although he was mentally prepared for the tough battle, it was inappropriate for Grandpa Du to say such a straightforward and straightforward sentence. Although Di Yaohui had a firm heart, it still hurt his heart that was looking forward to marrying a young daughter-in-law.
The handsome face, which has always lacked expression, was stunned for a moment.However, Di Yaohui didn't say anything, just waited for Grandpa Du to finish what he wanted to say.Based on his years of understanding of Grandpa Du, if he interrupted at this time, he would offend the grumpy old man who had just calmed down with great difficulty.At that time, the old man doesn't care about 21, , and his marriage proposal today will turn into a farce in the end.
Di Yaohui has made up his mind today, even if he plays tricks and cheats, he still has to fix his daughter-in-law.Otherwise, the surrounding wolves would stare at their little daughter-in-law covetously, and they would not be able to sleep soundly.
In the living room, Di Yaohui, who kowtowed to propose marriage, didn't get up in order to make it easier for Grandpa Du to beat him up.Simply, just kneel down loudly and confidently, so as not to have to kneel again when she proposes a kiss. [
Di Yaohui kept his waist straight and listened attentively, as if he would not get up unless you agreed.
Di Yaohui was not in a hurry at all, and knew Grandpa Du very well.However, Di Yaohui forgot that the old man next to him was also very hot-tempered and short-tempered.
Based on Di Yaohui's battle plan, the current situation is that the enemy can't move and we can't move.
Seeing that Di Yaohui seemed to be able to listen, Grandpa Du was about to brew up his emotions and sharpen his words so as not to hurt the child's heart.Di Yaohui also kept silent, waiting for Grandpa Du to use all his powerful moves in one go.As for myself, when the time comes, I will recruit soldiers to cover the water and earth.
However, Mr. Zhai couldn't sit still.It seems that Di Yaohui's plan to ask his old man to help him sweep the formation is likely to fail, and it would be good if he didn't hinder him.
No, the masters of the two sides are exchanging tricks, and Mr. Zhai, who is in a hurry, can't help but want to play.
From Grandpa Zhai's point of view, Old Man Du's words are right, so kiss me!The little bastard is clumsy, not much better than a dumb man!If you want to abduct your daughter-in-law home, you have to have a sweet mouth and a thicker skin, that's the way to go.Di Yaohui, this little bastard, didn't realize his true essence at all!
The more Grandpa Zhai thought about it, the more angry he became, and when he slapped the table, Li Daitao retorted stiffly, "I said, old man Du, why is this kid not suitable for Ya'er? The two of them stand together, that's a perfect match! If you want me to say, this kid It's perfect for our little Ya'er! Speaking of which, the two of them are childhood sweethearts who grew up together!"
The great atmosphere was completely ruined by Grandpa Zhai's loud voice.Grandpa Du was always like a firecracker, and it hit at one point.With great difficulty, he calmed down and was ready to have a good talk with Di Yaohui.As a result, Grandpa Zhai yelled loudly, and the emotions that had not been brewed immediately disappeared.
If you shoot my table, I will shoot too!Grandpa Du shouted back not to be outdone, "Good old man Zhai, this is an elbow turned outward! How is this kid suitable for our Ya'er! How about a childhood sweetheart? Our Ya'er's little green plum is not so old bamboo horse!"
If Grandpa Du was full of anger just now, now Grandpa Du is full of anger!
But no, Grandpa Du was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say.With an elbow turned outward, it was obvious that Grandpa Du had forgotten that old man Zhai's surname was Zhai!Old man Zhai's elbow was indeed turned outward, and the person kneeling on the ground was his grandson, so it was natural for him to turn his elbow outward!
Obviously, Grandpa Zhai subconsciously said "Our family's buds", which made Grandpa Du forget for a while. Old man Zhai did not know how much he was looking forward to his precious granddaughter marrying into their old Zhai's family!
The atmosphere that had been prepared with great difficulty was completely destroyed by these two old men who were messing around and quarrelling in just three sentences.
The atmosphere in the room was weird and a little out of control.Not touch-and-go, but touch-and-laugh.
Except for the two old men who hadn't come to their senses, the other old men, old ladies, Father Du and Mama Du could barely hold back.But the brothers Du Haoyu have a low point of laughter, especially when watching their old man's jokes, the point of laughter is even lower!
The brothers almost laughed out loud, the thought-provoking old bamboo horse with elbows turned out and Xiao Qingmei!It turns out that my old man also has moments of cold humor.
It was supposed to be a stage play about proposing marriage, and the hero should be Di Yaohui who rubbed his head with a big head.However, the plot is getting more and more crooked, and the two bearded and staring old men are suspected of stealing the leading role.
However, the two old men who looked like diamonds with angry eyes didn't even notice that they had completely missed the point. [
Old man Zhai, known as the living Yan Luo, was the one who dared to slap the table in front of the chief. Now, it has to do with the good-looking granddaughter-in-law he saw growing up since he was a child. It's no wonder that Grandpa Zhai backed down.
Grandpa Zhai opened his eyes wide, rolled up his sleeves, and blocked back, "I said, old man Du, don't wrong people casually! When did my elbow turn outward? I don't think it's appropriate for the two children to stand together! Besides, How can this bastard Di Yaohui be so old! Isn't he just older than Ya'er, aren't you also older than your sister-in-law?"
Grandpa Du started the firecracker earlier, and kicked it back immediately, not to be outdone, "Hey, old man Zhai, you are making too much sense! Is that a bigger matter? If it is left in the old days, this kid can..."
Speaking of this, Grandpa Du suddenly paused, and his head that was full of muddleheaded by Grandpa Zhai suddenly woke up, "Hmph! I'm so confused by you! You didn't turn your elbow out, but your elbow Turn in! You belong to the same family! I don’t talk to people from your family!”
Grandpa Du sat back on the chair angrily. Really, he was almost deceived!
Grandpa Zhai was blocked by Grandpa Du, who came back to his senses, and turned his elbow inward. However, if you lose, you don't lose. Grandpa Zhai will not admit defeat so easily, and opened his mouth, ready to choke back.
However, as soon as the mouth opened halfway, it was blocked with a handkerchief by the wife beside him.
Women usually use the same tricks when dealing with men with rough skin and thick flesh, pinching, biting, twisting...
Grandma Zhai was no exception. With one hand she covered her wife's stinky mouth with a handkerchief, and with the other hand, she wrung her wife's waist hard.Grandma Zhai is so angry, the old man even patted his chest to promise to help his grandson fight, but in the end, it just added to the chaos!
The atmosphere at the beginning was so good just now, as long as both sides calmly talk about all their concerns, Yaohui should make a promise and make a promise, wouldn't the kiss be a proposal?What's the matter with a bad old man like him?Look at the in-laws and brothers!
Grandpa Zhai's mouth was tightly covered by his wife, even if he wanted to choke a few more words, he couldn't choke.
Besides, look at the old man Du who was so angry with me, look at the grandson who threw a small-eyed knife at him, and his wife who killed a chicken and wiped his neck to silence him, this is the first time that Grandpa Zhai is so guilty , I seem to have messed up things.
The two old men who were arguing like black corns finally subsided, and the people in the room were neither crying nor laughing.
It was very strange that Du Haoyu and the others started to sympathize with Di Yaohui a little bit, sympathized with him for having a grandfather who said he was helping, but actually kept holding him back.
It is true that Di Yaohui, who was pitied by others, has a big head. However, he has an old man who hinders him, and an old lady who can hold back.
No, Grandma Zhai has started to clean up the mess caused by her wife.
The old lady licked her hair, smiled, and whispered to Grandpa Du who was filling his stomach with tea, "Brother Du, big sister, to be honest, from the first time I saw Ya'er, I wanted to take it home and raise it." .
Yaohui likes Ya'er, and you guys watched him grow up, and I really wish Ya'er could be my good grandson-in-law!However, don't forget, Ya'er is also the good granddaughter we watched growing up!If these two children were really inappropriate, I wouldn't say that.Brother, tell your sister-in-law what you think?Do you have any concerns?Or is Yaohui doing something wrong? "
When Grandma Zhai was young, she also did ideological work, and when she said something, it made people feel like a spring breeze.Compared with Grandpa Zhai, who was blowing his beard and staring, and smashing the table and benches, Grandma Zhai's heartfelt words are really comforting to listen to.
"Old sister-in-law, I have said this before, Yaohui is a good kid, but he is a soldier!" Grandpa Du said bluntly, without hiding it, "Although it is a peaceful age, but Sister-in-law, do the math, how many days can Yaohui go home in a month? Brother Zhai is also in the army, how hard it is to be a wife for a soldier, old sister-in-law, you should know better than anyone else!"
Grandpa Du didn't speak these few words from the bottom of his heart smoothly, and he touched his waist unconsciously.Before the granddaughter was born, there was always a big cigarette bag pinned there.
"Old sister-in-law, it's not that our awareness is low, we also admire those soldiers. But, I love my own children more!" [
Seeing that Di Yaohui seemed to have something to say, Master Du quickly stopped him, "Yaohui, listen to Grandpa Du before you finish. Grandpa Du knows that you like to be a soldier, so you probably won't be able to take off that green uniform in your life. Agree, I'm not taking Joe, let alone forcing you to take off this green military uniform. If you really take off that military uniform, kid, then you won't be you anymore!"
"Grandpa Du said that the two of you are not suitable, and he didn't just feel sorry for Ya'er's hardship in the future! Although Ya'er was raised by her family, she is not delicate at all. With the help of her brothers, any life must be sad No. But don’t forget, kid, that green military uniform means pinning your head to your belt. There’s nothing to be afraid of if you work hard, but I don’t want Ya’er to live in fear and fear all day in the future!”
After Grandpa Du finished speaking, he turned his head and asked Grandma Zhai, "Sister-in-law, tell yourself, when Brother Zhai led troops to fight, were you worried all day long! I don't want my Ya'er to live like that!" day!"
Grandma Zhai, who was being questioned, opened her mouth as if her throat was blocked, but finally said nothing.In fact, I already knew it!I just never dared to think about it!Next, what I can do is to see if my grandson can give Ya'er the confidence to face that kind of life willingly.
"Grandpa Du, I know what you are worried about! But, Grandpa Du, have you ever thought about that, in fact, ordinary people will also encounter dangers of one kind or another. Choking on drinking water; accidentally bumping into bumps while walking; You will be hit by a car; for no reason, you will be stabbed by someone when you meet a bad person; you will be beaten by a group of people who offend a villain. As long as people are alive, they will definitely encounter such and other accidents.”
When Di Yaohui said this, he didn't think about how low the probability of ordinary people encountering these bad things is, as long as it works.
"Grandpa Du, it is true that soldiers put their heads on their belts as you said. However, soldiers know that their heads are tied on their belts, so they are more reluctant to die than ordinary people. I have more means of protecting myself than ordinary people. I can't guarantee that I won't get hurt in the future, and I can't guarantee that I won't worry Ya'er in the future, but I can guarantee with my head on the waistband that I will definitely Do my best to protect myself! Protect Ya'er!"
Grandpa Du went back to his room and took out his big cigarette pouch from the top of the kang, smoking dryly.
In fact, Di Yaohui didn't know whether it was to convince Grandpa Du or to convince himself.After understanding his thoughts, Di Yaohui always had the same worries as Grandpa Du.However, as long as he thinks of the little man he watched grow up, Di Yaohui has enough courage to face everything.
Although he has rehearsed it thousands of times in his heart, Di Yaohui, who usually cherishes words like gold, is the first time he has discovered that he can speak so well.
"Grandpa Du, if it's someone else, you have to worry, does that person really like Ya'er? Or does he like Ya'er's ability and appearance? That person may drink and smoke, and may not love Ya'er like you! You also have to worry about whether your parents-in-law are friendly? Are your brothers and sisters-in-law harmonious! There are not many kind-hearted parents-in-law like you and Grandma Du, just look at your aunt and they will know."
From character to family, Di Yaohui frightened Grandpa Du and the others one by one, "Grandpa Du, you eat more salt than I eat rice. You must also know that there are many eccentric in-laws in the world who wear shoes for sister-in-laws." There are also many sister-in-laws! A big family as harmonious as the Du family is absolutely rare! Parents-in-law who love to take money from the elders, and sisters-in-law with small stomachs, Grandpa Du, you really don’t worry about these things?"
Otherwise, Di Yaohui became more and more alarmist.Not only Grandpa Du was silent, even the Du Haoyu brothers were stunned.Thinking about it this way, it really is that rationale.Not to mention far away, when the eldest aunt first married into the Wang family, she was rubbed by her mother-in-law a lot.That year, when my aunt gave birth to Sanjiang, she was still confinement under the care of her own old lady.
Grandma Zhai and Grandpa Zhai saw that Grandpa Du's attitude was a little relaxed, and went into battle again.
However, this time, Grandpa Zhai did not dare to choke with Grandpa Du.
This time, Grandpa Zhai rarely performed exceptionally, "That's right, old man Du! Think about it, if Ya'er marries into the Zhai family, it will be different from you recruiting a son-in-law! When the two children get married, where will Ya'er want to live?" Just live there. Boss and his wife both treat Ya'er as their own daughter and love Ya'er, and Ya'er will never be angry with her in-laws. Even Yaoyang, Yaonan, Yaoting and the others, who don't treat Ya'er as their own sister!"
Seeing that Grandpa Du's mouth was as tight as a clamshell, but he didn't let go, Grandpa Zhai didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly shouted, "I said, old man Du, you don't really want to recruit a son-in-law for Ya'er, do you?" ?”
Grandpa Du didn't nod or shake his head, and Grandpa Zhai's heart trembled with fright, "Old man Du, don't do such a foolish thing! A capable man will definitely not be a door-to-door son-in-law! I would like to be one." , that must be incompetent, and they want to eat soft food. If we old people kick our legs, maybe the son-in-law who comes to the door will become Chen Shimei! Isn’t it often sung in operas?”
When Grandpa Zhai saw that his granddaughter-in-law was expected to enter the door, he began to get carried away. He didn't even notice that Grandpa Du's face was getting darker and darker.Still continuing to persuade, "Old man Du, if you insist on recruiting a door-to-door son-in-law, or let Yaohui do it for you! Anyway, I will take away half of your granddaughter and give you back a grandson. Don't suffer!"
The words "do not suffer at all" with such a hint of a villain's success in his tone, immediately kept him silent for a long time. Grandpa Du, who had been pondering Di Yaohui's words back and forth in his heart, blew his hair, "Bullshit! Can your grandson Compared with my granddaughter!"
The author has something to say: This is White Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world get married!
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