I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 305 I Liked It Very Much...

"Lao Yu, oh, you old guy." Lao Chen walked up and enthusiastically hugged the panda man wearing overalls and a red and black plaid shirt. They also pounded each other's backs with their bear paws, making a dong dong sound.

The three little ones' eyelids twitched, and Ron whispered to Hermione, "Oh my God, if this hits my back, it will break me apart..."

"It can make you a paraplegic." Hermione said with some sympathy.

Seeing the overalls, Louis actually wanted to ask Lao Yu if he could lean on the iron mountain...

But as a Pandaren monk, he must know this, right? Especially since he has a middle-parted hairstyle...

Tsk, I used to like Lao Yu quite a lot, and now this happens - I like him even more!

As he spoke, Old Chen let go of Old Yu and introduced the newcomers to him: "This is Sect Leader Zhu Talan and Ms. Tao Shi, whom you have met before... Look, these are our friends from the New World. Although they are a little young, they are quite capable..."

As he spoke, he called on everyone to walk down the hill until they arrived at a busy market.

"I told you I'll treat you next time," Old Chen said to Louis with a bulging belly and a smile, "The promise of the panda people is always valid. You will have dinner at the Banshan Farm today - it's my treat."

Wow, so Mr. Chen will pay for all the expenses today, right?

There were several pandas dancing in the market. One female panda with brown fur was putting her hands in front of her head and dancing the rabbit dance. Her big brown tail was swinging back and forth, and she looked quite cute.

"Hey, Gina, you look beautiful today." Lao Chen greeted a female panda in a red dress.

Gina waved at him and replied with a smile: "You too, Lao Chen, I always feel like you seem to have gained weight again?"

Don't get me wrong, Pandaren men consider fatness to be beautiful. The fatter and rounder a man is, the more popular he is among women. After all, a round body is very suitable for rolling on the ground.

Louis knew this female panda. As a man who would go to the farm halfway up the mountain to farm when he had nothing to do, how could he not know this quartermaster of the Qianmoke?
Chao, I think back then, I put a lot of effort into improving Qianmo Ke’s reputation as a close friend.

"You have a good taste, Gina." Old Chen patted his belly and pointed at Zhu Talan and said cheerfully, "Look at this Sect Leader Zhu, he can't gain weight, he's not really a handsome man..."

Zhu Talan glanced at him and said nothing. As a sharp sword in the shadows, being too fat is sometimes not a good thing, especially when one has to fight against mantis demons all the time. The amount of exercise is too much, so it is impossible to gain weight even if one wants to.

Lao Chen is fat, and he is muscular, there is no comparison.

But it seems that Tao Shi doesn't think so. The look she gave Zhu Talan clearly had that kind of meaning.

"Don't be so conceited, Lao Chen, and introduce these unfamiliar friends to me." Gina was referring to Louis and his group: "Oh my God, you guys are so skinny, you must not be eating well, right?"

Louis crossed several periods in his mind. When Gina said this, she was obviously looking at Katherine and Hermione. If he didn't feel that Gina was really sincere, he would have used magic to greet them directly.

After learning that they were "humans" from the New World, Gina showed a very interested look and beckoned them to go inside, saying, "What a coincidence that you came. Today is the day when Master Meimei stews soup... Look, there's Mogu fish soup being stewed over there. Come and have a taste. You know, the masters' dishes are not always available."

"Really? We just sat on the kite for the whole afternoon and we're a little hungry." Old Chen rubbed his hands together and was eager to try: "I haven't had the fish soup from Tie Zhang's family for a long time. I must drink my fill today..."

The pandas in the Mid-mountain Market were very lively, showing unparalleled enthusiasm for the five human cubs from the New World. Normally, it was the stewing master's turn to cook today, but because of the arrival of five new guests, the masters of grilling, frying, steaming and baking all showed off their cooking skills - as for why there was no brewing master, it was probably because Gina felt that these immature cubs were not suitable for drinking.

Not only that, they also had authentic Panda Man Eight Treasure Noodle Soup, which was better than the one made by Tom.

"I'm almost full." Harry burped, "No, I have to loosen my belt..."

"You loosened up as early as when the black pepper ribs with shrimp came up." Ron said breathlessly, holding his round belly.

Eating is actually a physical job that can make people sweat profusely. At least Ron was exhausted.

"You are such a loser." Louis said with a smile. He was more concerned about his image and didn't eat too much. Hermione and Catherine were girls and had to pay attention to their image management. They didn't overeat like Ron and Harry.

As a result, only these two brothers were overwhelmed.

After dinner, a grand fireworks show was held. The Panda people's fireworks technology is no less than modern technology, and they can even write Panda characters in the fireworks - Banshan welcomes you, my friend.

There was also the most classic line, "I'll treat you next time," which made Louis a little annoyed. If Lao Chen hadn't really treated him to a big meal this time, he would have guaranteed to add some buns to Lao Chen's head as decoration.

At night, Gina arranged a good guest room for them, which was located on the hillside. It was quiet and relaxing. Lying in bed, they could hear the chirping of insects and birds outside, which was quite a pastoral experience.

The next morning, they were woken up by Zhu Talan. This has always been the rule of the Shado-Pan, that they have to get up at dawn. Fortunately, the dawn in Pandaria is relatively late, otherwise they would not have gotten enough sleep.

Louis actually wanted to sleep in, but considering the dim landscape of the Fear Wasteland and the long journey, he had to pinch his nose and force himself to get up.

After breakfast, under the leadership of Lao Chen, they came to the kite manager "Flying Wing" Xiaoya, borrowed a emerald green panda kite, and set sail.

"I want to go to the bathroom..." Harry suddenly said, covering his butt halfway through the walk.

"What's wrong with you?" Ron asked concernedly.

Harry twisted his face and shouted anxiously, "It's showing...it's showing..."

"What a loser..." Hermione rolled her eyes and complained.

In order to help Harry who couldn't hold back any more, Lao Chen had no choice but to let the kite fall to the ground and wait until Harry had finished his personal matters before taking off again.

The Valley of the Four Winds is really wide. At about ten o'clock in the morning, Louis saw a winding outline appear at the end of his vision. As the kite got closer, a magnificent and magnificent wall appeared in front of him. "This is Panlong Ridge, the Great Wall that has protected us Pandaren for tens of thousands of years." Lao Chen's expression was very sacred, and he introduced the majestic Great Wall in front of everyone with an attitude close to a pilgrimage.

Everyone looked down at the winding Panlong Spine from the air. The magnificent Great Wall lay quietly in Pandaria. To the north was the snow-capped Kun-Lai mountains, and to the south was the lush green Valley of the Four Winds. It was like a solid barrier protecting the peace-loving creatures on this continent.

When they got closer, they could see dense black spots in the sky in the distance, like a swarm of flies. As a person with trypophobia, Hermione couldn't help but point at the black spots and ask, "What is that?"

"It's the Mantis Demons. They are attacking Canyang Pass..." Old Chen sighed, "For thousands of years, thanks to the high Panlong Ridge, the Panda people have a unique defensive advantage, making it difficult for the Mantis Demons to attack. Countless brave Panda people sacrificed their lives on the Great Wall to protect the peace and stability of their homeland..."

"They are all heroes." Hermione, who was already a saint, held her heart and murmured.

"Yes, they are all heroes." Zhu Talan, who had been silent all this time, sighed.

The kite landed on the wide city wall. Lao Chen picked up the kite and handed it to the panda man at the flight point.

"Old Mai, remember to return the kite to Xiaoya for me. I spent two gold coins to rent it..."

As he spoke, Lao Chen looked as if he was in pain.

"I get it, stingy drunkard Old Chen." Old Mai laughed.

"Let me introduce you to everyone. This is Panlongji's flight manager, 'Iron Wall' Lao Mai." Lao Chen introduced everyone with a chuckle. He turned around and looked at Lao Mai and asked, "Lao Mai, prepare the hanging basket for us. We need to go to the Dread Wasteland."

"The Wasteland of Fear? My God, that's a very dangerous place. What are you going there for?" Old Mac frowned and asked, "The Mantis Demons have been unstable recently. There are even many difficult ones with gray-white evil energy. If you go there, aren't you just delivering food?"

"Don't worry, we are going to investigate this thing," Lao Chen sighed, "So what if it's dangerous? For the peace and happiness of Pandaria, I will also go there."

"You... well, okay." Old Mac said, looking at the five humans, hesitantly said: "The five of them don't have to follow, they are all human cubs, aren't you cheating them?"

"They are more powerful than me." Lao Chen said with a smile: "These are the most powerful wizards in the world. You can't go wrong if you trust them."

Old Mac shrugged and said nothing. Louis went into the battlement, found a fire, and bound it to the Floo Network.

"If something goes wrong, we can always come back. I have connected this place to the Floo Network." Louis said with a smile: "Of course, you must not pronounce the place name wrong when you come back. If you are teleported to the Heart of Fear, it will not be fun."

Zhu Talan looked at Louis with interest, still wondering whether he should bind such a convenient thing to Shadow-Pan Monastery and White Tiger Temple. It would be best to include the entire Pandaren sphere of influence, so that it would be much more convenient whether traveling or providing support.

Let’s talk about it after I’m done with this, Zhu Talan thought to himself.

Soon, Lao Mai's hanging basket was ready. Following Lao Mai's earnest instructions, eight people sat in the hanging basket and lowered down.

In fact, it was quite unexpected. When Ron went down, he happened to be caught in a spider web. Then, he saw densely packed big pink eyes.

It's a fear web-weaving spider. It doesn't look very nice. Its eight long legs are pale and skinny like bones. Its belly is also covered with weird things, like the craters on the surface of the moon, and there are horn-shaped protrusions. It looks pretty disgusting.

Ron took a deep breath.

“Ah————!!!” He howled loudly, shocking the spiders around him.

Wow, are you using sonic attacks here?

"Reducto!" Ron's reaction was not slow. Although he was afraid of spiders, his instincts trained for many years in the mirror world still allowed him to quickly cast a series of spells.

The little spiders were obviously not thick-skinned. Although they looked dry, rough and not round at all, their skin was really crisp. The little spiders that were hit by Ron's spell exploded one after another, and the dirt flew everywhere. If they were not far away, they would have been all over him.

"Outsider!" A dull roar sounded, and everyone looked up and saw a tall and strong thing like a stone statue.

"It's the Mogu!" Old Chen shouted loudly, and took out a long staff with a wine gourd hanging on it from somewhere, and rushed towards the Mogu man.

Zhu Talan said solemnly, "I recognize him. He is Koror, the Sharp Blade, the guard of Gelsang Terrace."

As he spoke, he also raised two short blades and joined the battle.

Tao Shi did not join the attack on the sharp blade Koror, but took out a bow and arrow and began to shoot at the spiders that were swarming around him.

"Help me!" she shouted. "Use your magic to fight off these spiders!"

Without him shouting, the three little ones who didn't like spiders took out their wands and started bombarding the spiders with spells. Seeing that they could deal with the spiders, Louis suddenly shot Kroll and knocked him unconscious.

Korol was already struggling to deal with the two legendary heroes Zhu Talan and Lao Chen. He was not careful and was hit on the head by the curse, and fainted immediately.

Louis waved his magic wand and tied up Korol tightly. He patted Lao Chen and said to him, "Call Lao Mai and ask him to take Korol back. I think you can get useful information from him."

"The Mogu are all as stubborn as rocks. It's not easy to pry information out of them." Lao Chen said hesitantly.

"It's okay." Louis laughed, took out a bottle of potion from the space and handed it to Lao Chen: "This is truth serum. Looking at his size, we only need to give him half a bottle, and he will tell you everything he knows in detail."

"Yeah, how could I forget this good thing..." Old Chen was delighted, he looked up and shouted: "Old Mai! Old Mai!"


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