I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 284 Louis Teaches You How to Pick Up Girls

It is quite easy to deal with Snape using the Resurrection Stone, and everyone on Earth knows why.

As for whether Snape's past was that of Aligardo Meiyang...Lilysan, it is unknown.

After all, the grass on the graves of James and Lily was already several feet high.

When Snape had gone, Harry asked in a low voice: "Why is Karkaroff so worried? I mean - he looks quite abnormal, as if he has something to hide."

"Karkaroff is a Death Eater," Louis said with a smile, facing Harry's puzzled look, "It seems that you really forgot that Hermione taught you about this during the summer vacation. Death Eaters are loyal fans of your old enemy Voldemort. They took such a weird name to show their uniqueness, but in fact, they are all..."

As he spoke, Louis bent his index finger and tapped his head, meaning that their brains were not normal.

What he said was right. Who would be a Death Eater if they were decent people...

As they walked and talked, the two came to a huge reindeer statue.

Louis and Harry noticed something different, for example... Hagrid and Madame Maxime were having a tryst on a huge stone bench. The moonlight was like water, pouring down on the two of them, and the atmosphere became hazy. Madame Maxime looked like she wanted Hagrid to kiss her, but Hagrid was so straight that he didn't notice Madame Maxime's intention at all.

The two of them slapped themselves in the face, especially Louis, who remembered the embarrassing incident when a senior asked him if he wanted to try lip gloss, but he scraped her lips and put it in his mouth.

There is not only the pair of giants in this small bush, but also Roger Davis and Fleur Delacour can be seen lurking in the bushes. Fleur looks terrified and if Madame Maxime hadn't been here, she would have run away.

Hagrid talked about his childhood in a long-winded way, and Madame Maxime just listened quietly, sitting there staring at Hagrid without saying a word. Louis saw a beetle lying in front of him, and of course, Harry saw it too. He lowered his voice and asked in Louis' ear: "Why are there beetles in this season? Could it be a magic trick?"

Louis didn't answer. He reached out and flicked the beetle's butt. The beetle fell to the ground, spinning like a kite with a broken string.

"It glared at you, Harry, I swear it definitely glared at you!" Harry still said in a low voice, but in disbelief.

"Of course it's glaring at me, she's an Animagus like Professor McGonagall," Louis said leisurely.

The beetle flapped its wings and flew away.

Harry was shocked, but Louis ignored him and continued to look over the tips of the reindeer's antlers and listen. Hagrid had never talked about his childhood with anyone, and given his chatterbox nature, it was a miracle that he didn't.

"Dad was very sad after my mother left. My dad was a short man. When I was six years old, if he made me angry, I would pick him up and put him on the top of the wardrobe, but instead of getting angry, he would always make me laugh..." Hagrid's low voice choked even more.

Madame Maxime listened, motionless, and seemed to be gazing at the silver fountain.

"My father brought me up... but, oh, he died. Just after I went to school, he suddenly... well, died. From then on, I had to make my own way in this lonely world... But soon, I was not so lonely anymore. It was Dumbledore. He helped me a lot when I was desperate, to be honest. He was very good to me. He was a very, very good person..."

Dumbledore was given the nice guy card without any warning.

After Hagrid gave Dumbledore his Nice Guy card, he pulled out a large polka-dot silk handkerchief and blew his nose loudly.

"... That's basically the situation," Hagrid said gloomily, "What about you? Where are you from..."

Louis knew Hagrid was going to do something stupid, so he kicked Harry out in a hurry. He was as graceful as a startled swan, as graceful as a swimming dragon, and the shadow of peach blossoms fell on the flying sword...

In fact, it was more like a twelve-digit nuclear explosion possessed by Aveiro.

This little episode instantly interrupted Hagrid's spell. Madame Maxime was still listening to what Hagrid was saying, but her interest was interrupted by the sudden appearance of Harry.

Madame Maxime suddenly stood up and said unnaturally: "It's too cold, I want to go in..."

Hagrid didn't care about Harry at this time. He immediately stood up and stammered, "No, no... Don't go. I-I have never met another person before..."

"Someone else? Tell me clearly!" Madame Maxime said coldly, and her tone was even more biting than the cold wind blowing above the castle.

Louis' heart skipped a beat and he cried out in disbelief. He immediately and unleashed a tongue-lock on Hagrid without leaving any trace.

"Of course this is the first time I've met a gentle, amiable, kind and virtuous woman like you, Madame Maxime." Louis walked forward and bowed slightly to Madame Maxime politely. Madame Maxime already had a good impression of this young man, and after Louis said this, the impression became even better.

Then Louis looked at Hagrid who was struggling to speak, and said quickly: "Oh my God, Hagrid, what's wrong with you? Oh my God, you don't look good, my friend, I think you should go to Madam Pomfrey to see what's wrong with you..."

As he spoke, he supported Hagrid and said politely to Madam Maxime, "I'm sorry, ma'am, Hagrid is not feeling well. I need to take him to Madam Pomfrey. I'll excuse myself first..."

"I'll go too. You two are so small, can you lift him?" Madame Maxime expressed her doubts about their abilities. She didn't believe that these two guys could get Hagrid to Madam Pomfrey's medical wing.

"Don't worry, ma'am." Louis assured him, "Hagrid just has a sore throat, not a weak leg. You can go and do your work first. I see that Furong from your school seems to be in that bush?"

Louis, who wanted to get rid of Madame Maxime, used a trick to make Fleur attract Maxime's hatred. This trick really worked, and Fleur was OT in an instant. Madame Maxime looked at Rogers who was staring at her and took a deep breath. If she was a dragon, Louis had no doubt that the next skill would definitely be dragon breath.

But unfortunately, she was not, and the words she uttered after taking a deep breath were like scolding commands.

"Fleur! You! Come back to the castle with me! Now! Right away!" She gave a series of orders, gave Louis and Hagrid a forced smile, and led the way towards the auditorium.

Fleur gave Louis a vicious look and turned to chase after Madame Maxime. When they were far away, Louis waved his hand to remove the spell from Hagrid's mouth.

"Oh my God, Hagrid, you're just...just hopeless!" Louis said bitterly, and his expression was as bad as it could be.

Hagrid was a good-tempered man. He wasn't really angry at first, he just wanted to complain about him, but after Louis said that, he couldn't help but ask cautiously, "Why, why did you say that? Oh, I also know that my emotional intelligence is not very good..."

"Did you mean to say 'a half-giant like you'?" Louis looked at Hagrid with a half-smile.

When asked by Louis, the honest Hagrid burped and immediately asked guiltily, "Yeah, what's wrong? Oh, there shouldn't be any problem. After all, she really looks like a half-giant..."

"You are such a straight man, Hagrid..." Louis said weakly, "Let's not talk about her race first. Even if she is really a half-giant, you should never mention it..."

"Why?" asked Hagrid, puzzled.

"Think about how others see you?" Louis looked at Hagrid with a smile.

Hagrid was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Ah, I see... So you want me to lie?"

"No, God, you are a disaster..." Harry couldn't bear it any longer and complained, "Can't you just open your mind, God, Hagrid, if Norbert, who is still a child, can understand what you say, but doesn't want to eat and thinks the beef in front of him is not delicious, what would you do?"

"Of course I would... Oh!" Hagrid said halfway, suddenly realizing, "So, women are like magical animals in their infancy. We have to coax them into coming instead of telling them everything?"

"You're not hopeless." Louis looked at Hagrid with pity. "Listen to me, women are like donkeys that follow the will of others. You have to coax them, but you must never dare to tell the truth. For example, if a girl asks you if she is very ugly when she wakes up in the morning, you must quickly answer that she is very beautiful, as beautiful as ever, even if she is really ugly when she wakes up this morning..."

"I understand a little bit. God, women are so complicated..." Hagrid muttered, "I would rather face the blasting-tailed skrewt than a complicated woman."

"What about Madam Maxime? You just backed off like that. Oh my god, Hagrid, you have to cheer up!" Louis began to cheer Hagrid up. "You are the only man with guts in Hogwarts. All the boys in Hogwarts don't date girls from other schools, but you, you're in hell right from the start - you hooked up with the headmaster. Just think about this sense of accomplishment, this satisfaction. If you succeed, will all the students in Hogwarts like you?"

"That's right!" Hagrid's black beetle-like eyes lit up, and his moustache swung back and forth. "Then I'll listen to you. From now on, I'll do whatever you say!"

"First of all! One thing that is absolutely forbidden is that you must never mention her bloodline in front of Madame Maxime. No matter how curious you are, you have to hold it back!" Louis warned fiercely.

Hagrid took a deep breath, nodded deeply and agreed: "I understand, and then what?"

"Always remember one thing, Madame Maxime is always right. If you feel something is wrong, please refer to this point I told you to remember forever, and never talk back to her... I'm not teaching you to be a sheep, but your big head is full of magical animals, and there are too few things about women, so if you have anything to say, let's come back and discuss it carefully!" Louis looked at Hagrid with burning eyes, "Remember, this matter is very important."

"I understand...but what if she says something bad about Dumbledore? I won't obey her in that case. Dumbledore is the wizard I respect the most..." Hagrid scratched his head and said in confusion.

He really, it made me cry, he was still thinking about Dumbledore until this time.

"Then refute her. Remember! You can't give in without bottom line on matters of principle. Point out to her immediately any issues that involve bottom line. If she really likes you, she will respect your opinion. Otherwise, you should never pay attention to her again!" Louis looked at Hagrid with a puzzled look and sighed: "Go, Harry, go call out my mother, Hermione, and Catherine, and your new girlfriend... Oh, yes, call out Sakuya too... Forget it, ask them to go to my office, and we'll hold a meeting for Hagrid together!"

"Okay, I'll go right away!" Harry agreed immediately. Since this was concerning Hagrid's lifelong event, he dared not be careless at all.

Louis patted Hagrid and said with a smile, "Come on, Hagrid. We can't continue to attend the dance today anyway. Why don't you sit in my office?"

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Hagrid held a handkerchief in his hand, squeezing it so tightly that it was wrinkled, proving his inner unrest.

After returning to the office, it was soon almost full. Everyone was very concerned about the lifelong event of Hagrid, the carefree big friend, and was afraid that if he was not careful, he would lose the opportunity for victory.

Harry sat on the sofa and told everyone exactly what had happened, focusing especially on what Hagrid was about to say.

After listening to Harry's story, everyone's blood pressure rose. Hermione clenched her fists and looked at Ron beside her, almost ready to take action.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Ron said fearfully, "I haven't annoyed you recently, why are you looking at me like that? Oh my God, isn't it just because I mentioned your 'vomiting' association? You know, I wear that vomiting badge purely out of my love for you..."

Then, Hermione's wand was like penicillin, effectively stopping Ron's inflammation.

"Okay, put down your wand, Hermione." Louis said helplessly: "We are now discussing with Hagrid how to get along with Madame Maxime in the future and giving him some emotional advice, not letting you show us how to train your husband in front of all of us, okay?"


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