The original god of the Jyota Jinchūriki

Chapter 143 The Emperor's Favorite Ointment

"By the way, how is the preparation of the ointment going?"

Realizing that what he had just said was a bit too profound, the cautious Zhongli did not say anything else, but chose to change the subject. Of the group, the silly and cute Paimon was naturally the first to fall for it.

"Hey, don't worry about me. If you encounter this kind of thing again, just go find Ying. Miss Ying'er taught Ying how to make perfume."

Paimeng patted her chest with pride. She felt that she seemed to have discovered a good way to make a fortune. Since Miss Ying'er had taught Ying how to make the ointment, then in the future, if there were any ceremonies to send immortals, she could just ask Ying to make the ointment, and she could also make a lot of Mora.

Paimeng's look of trust in her and her reliability made Ruo Jin's mouth twitch slightly. The lifespan of immortals is extremely long, and the ceremony of sending immortals only happens once in hundreds of years. Why did it come out of Paimeng's mouth as if the ceremony of sending immortals happens frequently?

"I didn't expect that you could solve such a difficult problem. It's really amazing."

"Of course. As long as I, Paimeng, take action, any problem can be solved. Look, there are three portions of ointment. There must be one portion of ointment that the Rock King will like."

Zhongli's praise made Paimeng straighten her back. Even though she did nothing, it didn't stop her from accepting the compliment. Anyway, her acceptance of the compliment was almost the same as Ying's.

"Boss Ruo Tuo, what kind of perfume do you think the Emperor would like? Would it be liked by little girls, young ladies, or mature women?"

Realizing that King Roda seemed to have woken up from his sleep in the seal, Ruo Jin looked at the three ointments held by Paimon and asked King Roda curiously. His sister Keqing's birthday was coming soon, and if possible, he would like to give his sister a portion of the ointment that Emperor Geo King liked as a birthday present.

Maybe in the eyes of others his sister is a fan of the Emperor, but Ruojin, who lives with Keqing, knows very well how much his sister adores the Emperor Rock King. This gave Ruojin, who had been worrying about what gift to give, some ideas. After all, how could someone who has so many Emperor dolls in the house not be interested in the ointment that the Emperor Rock King likes?

"Morax, well, I think he would like the balm that girls like."

Recalling that Guizhong and Aping, who had been pestering Morax, both had girlish body shapes, King Ruotu thought that his old friend Morax would probably like the girlish type. After all, those two girls had spent the longest time with Morax.

Hearing the answer given by the Dragon King Ruota, Ruo Jin looked at Paimeng with some anticipation. It just so happened that his sister was a rich girl, so if this was really the case, wouldn't it be just perfect?

"The first one is called A Beautiful Woman in a Golden House. Miss Ying'er said it is sweet and dreamy and is the favorite of little girls."

Paimon placed the first portion of the ointment in front of the statue. As they looked at the glowing statue, Paimon scratched his head and said in amazement:

"Could it be that Emperor Yan is a little girl? This is amazing. I thought it would be a big sister."

Zhongli looked at the glowing statue, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily. He was a little confused as to why his statue thought he liked this ointment. Was it because he had turned into a little girl before?

"Although the first one glows, let's still try the remaining two. Maybe the Rock King will like the remaining two more." Paimon took out the second ointment, placed it next to the Seven Heavenly Immortals, and introduced it to everyone.
"This is the second type of ointment, called Shanyin Jinchu. It is said to be noble and a favorite of rich girls. I think the God of Wealth, Emperor Yanwang, should also like this one."

As soon as Paimeng said this, everyone's eyes turned to the Seven Days God Statue. Seeing the Seven Days God who had no reaction, Zhongli calmly affirmed his statue. He was indeed not very noble and domineering. Seeing that the statue had no reaction, Paimeng awkwardly took out the last kind of ointment and placed it next to the Seven Days God Statue.

"The third type of ointment is called Misty Fairy Fate. It has a light but long-lasting fragrance, like a hazy mist... or something like that. Anyway, it's the most popular among mature women.

As she spoke, Paimon looked at the statue with anticipation. In her heart, she felt that the Rock King would definitely like this perfume. However, as time passed, the Seven Days Statue in front of her showed no reaction, just like the second perfume she offered.

"Uh, could it be that the Seven Days Statue is broken?"

Paimon, who was slapped in the face twice, circled around the Seven Heavens Statue. She really couldn't understand why a god like the Rock King who had existed for thousands of years would not like this perfume that mature women liked.
Zhongli looked at the unresponsive statue and fell into deep thought. According to common sense, the Seven Days Statue's reaction should be real, but why would he like the ointment that little girls like?
Unlike Zhongli who was lost in thought, the sealed Ruotu Dragon King was stunned. Morax liked little girls? If he remembered correctly, when the immortals transformed, he was the only one who chose to transform into a little girl.

Could it be that Morax still remembered his good brother? The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, and the Dragon King Ruotu burst into tears. Morax had died of wear and tear, but he was still thinking about him. He had forgotten Morax because of wear and tear and had fought with Morax. He was really not a dragon.

Ying and Paimeng were already confused. The Rock King was a little girl? This was a shocking piece of news. They knew this secret, wouldn't they be silenced by the immortals of Liyue? Suddenly, Ying thought of many poor people in other worlds who were silenced because they knew secrets they shouldn't know.

"Well, I think the Rock King may not be a little girl."

"As for why he likes the balm that little girls like, maybe, maybe..."

Among the few people, Ruojin reacted the fastest. After a moment of hesitation, he immediately defended the image of Emperor Rock King. However, Ruojin, who always had a quick mind, didn't know how to continue. He couldn't just say that Emperor Rock King liked little girls. It would be more reliable to say that Emperor Rock King himself was a little girl.

Seeing that Ruo Jin couldn't continue after talking for a long time, Ying burst out laughing. Zhongli coughed twice and took over the conversation. In order to maintain the image of the Rock King in everyone's mind, he had no choice but to say what he thought was the most likely speculation.

"Perhaps it's because Emperor Yan Wang regards everyone in Liyue as his own child and hopes that his children can thrive, so he likes ointment like Jinwu Cangjiao."

Just as Zhongli was racking his brains trying to convince the few people and the Dragon King Ruotu was crying inside the seal, in the base where the Fatui's Hundred Taboos Talisman was imitated, Young Master was holding a water blade and organizing the evacuation of the Fatui in the base, because several bases were attacked by unknown reasons, and Young Master had no choice but to let some Fatui move to another position with the imitated Hundred Taboos Talisman.

However, the transfer is a transfer, which does not mean that the young master will swallow this anger. Now the number of the Hundred Taboos Talismans is sufficient, and he is going to the Golden House to implement his plan. As long as he succeeds in getting the Heart of God, the entire Liyue Harbor will bear the wrath of their Fatui.

While the Young Master was commanding the Fatui to evacuate, in another place, Ying and others finally found a few high-quality Glazed Lilies but were stuck on the issue of singing. According to Zhongli, Glazed Lilies would bloom more brilliantly only when they heard beautiful singing, but no one present was good at singing.

(End of this chapter)