Chapter 180
With bright eyes, Su Mo quickly ran to Huangfu Mohan, and said in admiration, "Brother-in-law of the emperor, this person is you, so the person they said is not like a rebel or a deserter is also you." ?”
Huangfu Mo Han's face turned dark when he heard the words, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "What do you mean rebels are not like rebels, and deserters are not like deserters?"
"They said that the enemy army in Saibei was short of food and grass, and it might be a three-month truce. A man ran back without saying hello to the general. The general asked him for something, but found that there was no one in his residence. The whole barracks searched like crazy. After three days, the general thought that this person was captured by the enemy's night-time camp, and then led a sneak attack on the enemy's camp, forcing them to release him.
The enemy general cried and said that they hadn't caught them. The general didn't believe it, so he took people to search the enemy camp, but no one was found. Just when the enemy camp was supplied with food and grass, the general asked people to move the food and grass back, and let the enemy The generals led their people to help find them, and if they couldn't find them for a day, they would not return the grain and grass.
Ten days later, this man came back and ran directly to the enemy camp. He wanted to negotiate a deal with the general, but before the deal was negotiated, the enemy sent him back to the camp to exchange for food and grass.
The general asked him what he was doing, and he said he had gone home, and the general beat him with a hundred army sticks angrily. "
As soon as Su Mo finished speaking, Huangfu Mohan couldn't help covering his face and laughing awkwardly. His fame in the first life was ruined by his comrades who got along day and night.
When Du Jinyi saw Huangfu Mohan's expression, he laughed and pointed at him, "It must be you, did the general still say that the barracks is your home, you can come and leave whenever you want!"
Huangfu Mohan put down his hands, and asked with a curious smile, "How do you know?"
"Did the enemy general say that you not only regard your camp as your own, but also their camp as your own, as if entering and leaving no one's land!"
Huangfu Mohan was shocked, "It's really strange, how do you know this? Oh, don't talk about it, save me some face!"
Before he could finish speaking, Huangfu Mohan covered his face again.
Du Jinyi watched and laughed again.
Seeing this, Du Tianping and Mrs. Lin shouted that this woman is really daring, but seeing Huangfu Mohan being so talkative, Mrs. Lin hurriedly poked Du Ruixue to go up and try to talk to the new emperor more, just in case she was right. It's gone.
Thinking of this, Du Ruixue had no choice but to bite the bullet and go up.
But Su Mo didn't intend to let Huangfu Mohan go, so he stepped forward and asked, "Then what's going on? Why didn't you ask the general for leave? If you just tell him, can he not approve it for you?"
Huangfu Mohan tapped Su Mo's little head, and said with a dark face,
"Who will approve it? The two armies are at war. At this time, let one person go back. I don't know how many people are waiting to ask for leave. Besides, I have made many clichés before, and the general has a non-negotiable tone. I felt like I was leaving, alas, I originally wanted to make a deal with the enemy general to avoid a beating, but the enemy actually used it to trade me for food..."
When Du Ruixue heard this, she was about to interject to reprimand the generals at the border, so as to make the emperor happy, but she didn't expect Du Jinyi, who was next to her, to clap her hands happily, "Good fight, good fight!"
Huangfu Mo smiled coldly and kicked lightly, "Is your skin itchy?"
Du Ruixue couldn't hide her excitement when she saw this, and wanted to step on Du Jinyi to improve herself, but unexpectedly, Su Mo said another thing with a smile.
"I also heard from them that some people didn't sleep at night, went out to drink, and got into the wrong bed when they came back, and slept all night with a recruit's egg in their arms. Brother-in-law of the emperor, this can't be you again, right?"
Huangfu Mohan looked at Du Jinyi who was about to deny it, but Du Jinyi narrowed his eyes and stared at him ferociously, "It's not who he is, isn't the barracks regulations prohibiting drinking? If he can go to the enemy camp to drink, he must have done it more than once Something happened!"
"Then how can you blame me? It's obvious that those soldiers are sleeping at night, grinding their teeth, snoring, smelly feet and farting. Everyone squeezed together to sleep. Don't mention the smell. I couldn't bear it, so I went outside to drink. It was too cold. I was able to find a decent recruit for a night."
Huangfu Mohan looked at Du Jinyi resentfully, seeing that the big-tailed wolf was about to turn into a coquettish little milk dog again, Du Jinyi couldn't help rubbing his arms.
"By the way, Saibei is really so cold, you can't even bear it, and you still need to drink to warm up?" Du Jinyi couldn't imagine what kind of cold this kind of cold was, so he frowned and thought.
Huangfu Mohan looked helpless, "It's not ordinary cold, plus I'm a clean person, I can't stand not taking a bath, I jump into the glacier to wash every night, drinking alcohol barely warms my body, Later, after several military exploits, it was better to have a private sleeping place when I was promoted."
When Du Jinyi heard this, he immediately turned around, "How can Moer suffer from the coldness? I recently bought cotton-padded clothes and mattresses, so I'll bring them to Moer..."
Huangfu Mohan hurriedly stopped him, "It probably won't be used. If you go to the military camp, you have to hand in everything, and you are only allowed to use it unless you have been promoted to a certain position, or you can enter the camp through recommendation. The former is difficult, but the latter is easy, but the latter Generally, they go to build military exploits, and they will go to battle to kill the enemy. This kind of person has someone to protect his safety at all times, and someone to give advice when fighting, but the actual combat experience he has gained is not as rich as the former one. There is no former method that can win the hearts of the soldiers, it depends on which method Merer wants to choose, if she chooses the latter, I will entrust someone to take care of it!"
Du Jinyi couldn't make decisions for Su Mo, so he had to look to him.
Su Mo scratched his head and couldn't help pursing his lips into a smile, "To tell you the truth, I have already signed up for the camp in the capital. I want to start as a soldier like the emperor's brother-in-law!"
"That's right, you have a manly spirit, show me which military camp you went to, and who told you about those things, it's almost insulting my reputation, I have to deal with them!"
Huangfu Mohan stood up, there was no anger on his brows, but a look of relaxed anticipation instead.
"Ai...Qing, shall we go together?" Huangfu Mo Han looked at Du Jinyi, wanting to call her Concubine Ai, but thinking that she hadn't entered the palace yet, so he turned to look at Du Chenyu with a smile.
Du Jinyi didn't intend to go. She had more important things to do in her room. Just now, she had a flash of inspiration and thought of a money-making idea. She was about to find a note and watched Huangfu Mohan go down. Lifting the skirt down, she didn't expect her foot to sprain, and her weightless body was about to fall.
Huangfu Mohan noticed the movement, and turned around to catch her with lightning speed. Du Jinyi leaned forward and landed on Huangfu Mohan's neck, and accidentally kissed Huangfu Mohan's face with his mouth.
Huangfu Mohan didn't think it was a big deal, but smiled very happily, but Du Jinyi looked up at the blush on Huangfu Mohan's side face, and reached out to touch it with a handkerchief.
Unexpectedly, Huangfu Mohan directly hid his face, and said badly, "What are you doing? I don't know if a man and a woman can kiss each other or not?"
Du Jinyi became angry when he heard it. Now that he knows whether to accept or not, why did you go early, with my lips on your face, wanting to show off and let others know, so I didn't give you this chance.
She turned around and dipped some tea with a handkerchief to wipe Huangfu Mohan, but Huangfu Mohan kept backing away from her, she chased, he ran, she ran, he hid, and finally forced Huangfu Mohan to the pavilion. On the stone table, pressed him on it, and wiped off the grease on his face fiercely.
(End of this chapter)
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