Living like a salted fish in the end times

"Being a store manager is an adult's job. You two are children, and you can only be store managers when you grow up."

Zhang Hao explained patiently.

"Dad, I'm no longer a child. Grandma said I'm an older child."

Little Pudding was unwilling.

Zhang Hao knocked on the head of the youngest son: "The older child is also a child, don't be naughty, when you grow to be as tall as Cousin Kevin, Dad will pass on the throne of store manager to you."

"Oh, I want to drink more milk and grow taller sooner." Little Pudding nodded earnestly.

Big Pudding reached out and tugged at the hem of Dad's clothes:
"Dad, I also want to be a store manager."

Zhang Hao rubbed his temples, he knew it would happen: "Okay, Dad will open another branch at that time, and you two will share one."

"Well, Dad, let's pull the hook."

Big Pudding held out his little finger.

Zhang Hao bent down and stretched out his little finger in cooperation: "Hanging on the hook, it must not be changed for 100 years."

Only then did Big Pudding show a big smile.

"Dad, I want to pull the hook too."

Little Pudding stretched out his little finger.

"Lalala, is it okay for the head office now?"

Zhang Hao coaxed patiently.

"Well, Dad is so kind!" Little Pudding was satisfied.

Zhang Hao slapped his hands a few times, attracting everyone's attention: "Before opening, let's rehearse behind closed doors, Lao Fang, you two will act as customers and let the two of them familiarize themselves with the process."

"Yes, Mr. Zhang." Captain Fang nodded with a smile.

Zhang Hao first taught his sons hand in hand, and then arranged for Big Pudding to stand at the door of the store, while Little Pudding found a small stool and sat down obediently.

It's not time for him to play yet.

Zhang Hao nodded to Captain Fang and others, and then shouted: "Start!"

Captain Fang and the others immediately walked in from outside the shop.

Under the encouraging eyes of his father, Big Pudding boldly stepped forward and said: "Welcome!"

"Little baby, what's your name?"

"Grandpa, my name is Big Pudding."

"Big Pudding, how much is your hoop?" Captain Fang cut to the chase.

"Our family's rings cost two yuan each, and if it's a child, it's only half the price."

"Why is it so expensive?"

"Because our family can get good things."

Big Pudding replied according to what his father taught.

Captain Fang pretended to be interested: "Oh? What good things do you have at home?"

Big Pudding immediately pointed to the corner and introduced: "We have canned food at home. My father said that a canned food like this can be sold for at least two or three thousand yuan outside. If you can't buy it for two yuan, you will suffer a loss and you will not be fooled."

"What canned food? Can it sell for so much money?"

"It's canned pork."

"Then, has your canned food expired?"

Big Pudding shook his head again and again: "No, no."

"Grandpa doesn't believe it, unless you can show him the can."

Captain Fang bewitched.

Dad didn't teach this, and Big Pudding was a little at a loss, so he looked at Dad quickly.

Zhang Hao kept a straight face and didn't give any hints.

Captain Fang further urged: "Big Pudding, quickly give the can to Grandpa. Grandpa will pay for the ferrule after seeing it, so you can make money."

"Grandpa, wait a minute, I'll get it for you."

Big Pudding wasn't used to saying no yet.

Seeing this, Little Pudding rushed over to take the can, and handed it to Captain Fang himself.

"So cute!" Captain Fang chuckled, rushed out with the can, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.

The twins looked at each other, and then looked at Dad in a daze.

Zhang Hao called his sons to him, and took the opportunity to educate him: "Remember, you two, don't give anything in the store to strangers, unless it is a prize that the customer got by himself."

"Got it." The twins nodded.

Next, several people simulated several times, and then officially announced the opening of business.

Zhang Hao put on a mask, and then put a loudspeaker at the door. As soon as the dynamic music was played, a group of people soon surrounded him. Captain Fang and others were responsible for maintaining order on the scene.

"Boss, are you a ring?"

Zhang Hao nodded with a smile: "Two yuan per ring, half price for children under 1.2 meters."

"Why are they so expensive? Just these broken toys, two yuan a ring? Why don't you just grab them?"

"The price is too outrageous."

The crowd chattered.

Zhang Hao gave his eldest son a wink, and Big Pudding immediately recited the slogan loudly:
"Uncles, aunts, grandparents, we can get canned pork in our store. If you can't buy it for two yuan, you will suffer a loss and you won't be fooled."

"Canned pork? Where is it?"

An aunt asked impatiently.

Who doesn't have a child?Now is the time when nutrition is needed, no matter how hard it is, we can't suffer children.

Big Pudding pointed to the two corners: "The innermost one is the one on the left and the one on the right."

"It's so far away, how can we get it?"

Visually, at least eight or nine meters.

Big Pudding didn't know how to answer again.

Zhang Hao took the conversation with a smile: "Auntie, everyone must know the current price of canned meat. If it was so easy to get it, I would have gone bankrupt."

"Is your canned food not expired?"

Generally, industrial food has a shelf life of up to two years. It has been almost three years since the eruption of the Yellowstone volcano. No wonder everyone has this question.

"No, our family's cans are authentic doomsday cans, with a shelf life of decades."

This problem can't help Big Pudding.

"Two yuan is too expensive, can it be cheaper?" the aunt bargained.

Big Pudding waved his hands again and again: "No way."

A young woman couldn't help but interjected: "Boss, it's the first day your house opens today. Don't you have any promotions? Can you get half off?"

Zhang Hao walked quickly to the elder son:
"That's fine, half price today, just for one day."

The young woman waved her hand on the spot: "Give me twenty circles first."

Zhang Hao pushed the eldest son: "Big Pudding, don't stand there stupidly, hurry up and get the ferrule."

"Oh!" Big Pudding quickly brought twenty ferrules, "Auntie, here are the ferrules."

Immediately afterwards, the little guy took two ten-yuan bills from the pretty aunt.

The young woman reached out and pinched Big Pudding's face: "My little friend, Auntie is the first guest in your house, can you give Auntie two more ferrules?"

Big Pudding looked up at his father, and Zhang Hao nodded slightly.

Big Pudding immediately added two more rings to the beautiful aunt.

It's a pity that luck was not very good, and in the end nothing was set, and nothing was harvested.

The young woman was probably completely disappointed with her skills and luck, and asked directly:
"Boss, can you buy canned food?"

Zhang Hao shook his head: "I'm sorry, I managed to get these cans, and they are only for sale."

"I pay a high price."

The young woman was a little reconciled.

"Cough, really can't."

The young woman saw that Zhang Hao would not eat oil and salt, so she put her hope on the big pudding: "Little friend, can you help auntie persuade your father? Auntie's family has a little sister who is only five years old this year and hasn't eaten it for half a year." meat."

"Ah? My sister is so pitiful!"

The big pudding fit right away.

Zhang Hao calmly pulled the eldest son behind him: "Girl, it's not that I'm unaccommodating. With so many people watching, I can't just sell it to you, can I?"

"Yeah, you can't be too selfish."

The aunt just now quickly echoed.

The young woman suddenly lost her mind, and took out all the change in her wallet in a fit of anger:
"Give me a hundred, and I won't believe it."

Zhang Hao took the money with a smile on his face, and then told his sons: "Big Pudding, Little Pudding, both of you quickly help Auntie get the rings, don't count them wrong."

The twins were very obedient, and immediately took the ferrule.

"Boss, can you move the can forward?" The young woman asked unwillingly.

Zhang Hao thought about it, and for the sake of the other party's daughter, he nodded in agreement, then walked over in person and moved one of the cans to the middle position, which greatly reduced the difficulty.

"thank you boss!"

The young woman was overjoyed, and couldn't wait to set up a ring. One can was in short supply, and as long as she caught one, she would get ten times the income.

Seeing that there was a bargain to take advantage of, the other customers were instantly moved, and shouted one after another:
"Boss, give me ten ferrules."

"I want twenty."

"Give it to me first, I want a hundred too."

Zhang Hao quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, everyone, come one by one, and wait for this lady to finish the trick before taking the ring."

"Boss, when will we have to wait?"

Someone complained.

"No way, you have also seen that there are only three of us, father and son, in the store. There are too many people, and we can't keep busy at all." Zhang Hao explained casually.

His purpose is not to make money.

Five minutes later, amidst the sound of cheering from the twins, the young woman finally caught a can and threw all the rings out of her hands excitedly.

The big pudding quickly picked up the can and handed it to the beautiful aunt: "Auntie, this is your prize."

"Thank you, kid."

The young woman hugged the big pudding, and then kissed the little guy hard on the face.

Big Pudding blushed and ran back to his father.

Zhang Hao couldn't help laughing and cursing:

"Brat, you know how to be shy."

Seeing that the young woman got caught in the can, the crowd immediately exploded, clamoring for a ring.

Seeing this, Zhang Hao was afraid that the crowd would get out of control, so he quickly moved the can back to its original position.

"Boss, what do you mean? Can't afford it?"

"No, move back quickly."

Zhang Hao pressed his hands, and then explained: "Don't get me wrong, this girl is the first customer of our store, so she will be given preferential treatment."

"It's not fair, if you want to do this, then we won't play."

"Everyone listen to me, this is what you want and I want, and I didn't force anyone to consume."

Zhang Hao shrugged, expressing his attitude.

As soon as these words came out, the crowd immediately decreased by a third, but there were still quite a few people left.

The second customer was a young man.

The young man was lucky. Although he didn't get the canned food, he got away with several toys. Generally speaking, it wasn't a disadvantage.

Big Pudding reluctantly gave the toy to the other party.

Soon, more than an hour passed, and more and more people gathered in the store. Everyone heard that canned food can be placed here, and they all ran over to watch the excitement.

The twins were sweating profusely.

Captain Fang found time to come to the big boss and reminded him softly, "Mr. Zhang, why don't you come here today? It's going to be the rush hour, and there will be more people, so I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of them."

Zhang Hao glanced at his sons and nodded seriously: "Alright! Then go back early!"

Captain Fang breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and then shouted loudly: "The door is closed, the door is closed, everyone leave! Come play again tomorrow!"

"Boss, it's not eleven o'clock yet? Why are you in such a hurry to close the door?"

Zhang Hao quickly explained: "Everyone, please forgive me, today is the first day of opening, and the preparations are a bit lacking."

"Is it open in the afternoon?"

"Sorry, we usually open in the morning, from 11 am to 30: am." Zhang Hao replied.

"Are there any cans left for tomorrow?"

This is the issue that everyone is most concerned about.

Zhang Hao nodded with a smile: "Don't worry, everyone, canned food is our store's signature, and there will be no shortage."

"Boss, do what you say!"

Big Pudding yelled, "Uncle, my father never lies."

"Okay, kid, see you tomorrow."

In less than 5 minutes, the crowd quickly dispersed.

Captain Fang closed the rolling door from the inside.

Zhang Hao slumped on the ground. He hadn't exercised for more than three years, and his physical fitness had declined drastically. He had only been busy for an hour and a half, and his physical strength couldn't keep up.

The twins imitated their father, lying on the ground panting.

Zhang Hao took out a handkerchief and wiped his sons' sweat: "Are you tired?"

"Not tired." Big Pudding shook his head stubbornly.

"Big brother is lying, I just saw big brother's legs shaking." Little Pudding immediately exposed his old background.

"I do not have."

"Yes, I saw it."

Zhang Hao stopped the two little guys: "Stop arguing, it's normal to be tired, and Dad is tired too, let alone you two kids."

Captain Fang came over with three water bottles: "Big Pudding, Little Pudding, are you thirsty? Come and drink water."

"Thank you, Grandpa Fang."

The twins drank the lukewarm watermelon juice greedily.

Although it is July now, the highest temperature during the day is only about ten degrees, and it is impossible to drink cold.

Zhang Hao drank two sips of water, took the cash box over, and the father and son began to count the results of today's battle.

Zhang Hao is in charge of counting big bills, and Big Pudding and Little Pudding are in charge of counting small change.

"Dad, I've finished counting. It's 96 yuan in total." Big Pudding finished counting first.

Soon the little puddings were also counted, and the two brothers added up to 180 three yuan.

Zhang Hao's figure is quite impressive, as small as 6000 yuan.

I didn't expect that the ferrule was so profitable.

Of course, if the expenses are excluded, they don't earn much, especially the two cans that were kidnapped, the cost alone is 5000 yuan.

After counting the money, Zhang Hao pulled out two hundred-yuan bills from a pile of banknotes, and handed them to his sons respectively:

"Here, here's your salary for today."

Little Pudding glanced at the money in his father's hand, pouted his mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, we have made so much money, why only give us 100 yuan?"

"What, too little?"

Zhang Hao said angrily.

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