Super God Knight Evolution.
Chapter 91: A Real Eel
Chapter 91 A Real Eel
An Lan remained unmoved and continued to eat peanuts and edamame with his head down, seemingly not noticing the change in Liang Bing's expression at all.
Damn it!
Liang Bing was extremely annoyed. "Queen, my acting skills are so excellent. If you have eyes, you would look back to see what happened, or ask me what's wrong."
"Do not look back!"
Liang Bing could only "remind" An Lan in a low voice.
“I don’t plan on turning back.”
An Lan was peeling peanuts calmly. "I'm not afraid of the Demon Queen Morgana, so why would I be afraid of a few little Karamis?"
An Lan could tell how many people there were just by listening to the footsteps. He could tell the physical fitness of each person just by listening to their heart rate and step frequency.
The leader, Atuo, is as powerful as the crocodile god Sodon, and the remaining demons in the team are all at the level of second-generation super warriors.
It looks like this is one, or two, elite teams.
The corners of Liang Bing's mouth twitched and the blood vessels on her forehead bulged. You are so calm, how should I respond?
Hey boy, this is not how you act.
An Lan noticed the change in Liang Bing's demeanor, and decided not to continue teasing Liang Bing, and said calmly: "I heard that there are more than a dozen people coming over.
You seem to be very afraid of them, who are they?"
Seeing the male lead rehearsing the lines, Liang Bing pretended to be pitiful and said “fearfully”: “They are good, bad, and very bad people.
They... they bully men and women and do all kinds of evil, running rampant in the village. They are even worse than Ximen Qing in "The Silver Vase of Plum".
My father owed them a lot of money because of gambling. The interest alone was tens of thousands of yuan every month. They said that if I didn’t pay back the money, they would sell me to a nightclub.
I…I…I, it was because of this incident that I became a public relations woman…"
At this point, Liang Bing was completely immersed in the role, sobbing and shedding a few beautiful tears. She was so charming and pitiful.
An Lan was speechless again.
Who wrote this script? It's been 14 years, and it's already the information age, but they still use such an old-fashioned script.
However, there was the Phoenix City incident in 22, so it is indeed possible that such a thing happened in Tubo in 14. The story is a bit old-fashioned, but it also has a certain rationality.
If nothing unexpected happens, the next thing that should happen is that Lu Zhijie will fight for his beloved and defeat Zhen Guanxi, and then travel around the world with Sai Jinhua.
An Lan changed his mind and decided to disrupt the script written by Liang Bing and take control of the rhythm in his own hands.
"Do not."
An Lan suddenly raised his head, stared at Liang Bing, and said shockingly: "They are demons, demons from the demon army."
Shocking!
Liang Bing, who was sobbing with her head down, was almost choked to death by An Lan's words. How the hell, how come my disguise was so good that I was discovered?
No, it’s definitely not this queen’s fault. My acting skills are so good, it must be Atuo and the others who made a mistake!
"What is a...demon?"
Liang Bing raised her head slightly, looked at An Lan, and asked in a puzzled manner, looking innocent.
"They are different from the alien super soldiers that appeared in Juxia City some time ago. They are alien super soldiers from other planets."
An Lan explained, and then analyzed very "meticulously": "Their target should be me.
I guess they were planning to pretend to be your creditors, pretending to get close to you to lower my guard, and then suddenly attack and take me down after surrounding me.
Unfortunately, their disguise is so poor."
Liang Bing was a little confused. How could this be explained? However, there seemed to be nothing wrong with this explanation.
After being confused, I became angry. I knew that there must be something wrong with Atuo and the others' acting skills. Now, the good script could not be performed.
"What went wrong with their disguise?"
Liang Bing asked curiously, wanting to know where the mistake had occurred.
"Lines."
An Lan lit up a cigarette and took a puff, then explained, "A dozen people walking together must have some small talk, otherwise it would seem a bit weird.
The demon who designed their disguise obviously understood this, but unfortunately, he did not understand the Earth.
Do you know what their conversation was about? It was the original lines spoken by Chen Haonan and his friends at the beginning of Young and Dangerous.
Even the accent is from Hong Kong.
As the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake. Generally, the small gangs entrenched in the countryside are locals.
A group of locals speaking the original lines from the movie Young and Dangerous with a Hong Kong accent, even a fool would know there is something wrong. "
Liangbing:? ? ?
I watched the movie as quickly as possible, and then checked the conversation between Atuo and others on the communication channel, and found that the lines, tone, and voice were exactly the same.
Atuo and the others were not having any conversation at all, but were playing the original lines from the movie in real time, and he just lip-synced.
Liang Bing was furious.
He yelled at Heifeng's communication channel: "Heifeng, what the hell is in your head?
I actually made such a low-level mistake."
"My Queen, I don't want to either."
Hei Feng explained calmly, “It’s mainly because A-Tu and A-Xin’s acting skills are so poor, so I can only ask them to find inspiration from some classic films.
Who knew they would lip sync the original lines themselves?
Queen, you know me well. As a director and screenwriter, what I hate most are those artists who do not abide by their artistic ethics."
"What's with that accent?" Morgana continued to inquire.
"Maybe when they downloaded the video, they accidentally downloaded the Cantonese version instead of the Mandarin version."
Heifeng replied calmly by deleting the download record in Devil No. 1. In fact, he accidentally downloaded the wrong teaching material when he recommended it.
So this is the most annoying thing about the Earth. In such a tiny place, there are dozens or even hundreds of languages, and even the orthodox language of Shenhe has developed dozens of accents here.
Pass the buck, just pass the buck.
"Damn it, when I get back I'll..."
Before she could finish her words, Liang Bing couldn't continue because she felt her hand suddenly being held by someone else. She looked up and found that it was An Lan.
He quickly scanned the QR code on the desktop with his mobile phone and transferred a few hundred yuan to the boss. Then An Lan pulled Liang Bing and ran towards the motorcycle nearby.
Liang Bing's wrist was held tightly, and she followed An Lan at a loss as to what to do. She looked extremely stunned, not understanding what An Lan was doing.
"Buzz!"
An Lan quickly sat on the motorcycle, started the motorcycle, and then turned his head with a cigarette in his mouth to look at the dazed Liang Bing, and said hurriedly: "What are you dazed about?
There's no time to explain, get in the car!"
"oh oh."
Liang Bing, who was somewhat confused, finally came to her senses, as if she had awakened some special attribute. She subconsciously sat sideways on the back seat of the motorcycle as An Lan instructed.
Then, like a normal girl, she hugged An Lan's waist tightly with both hands.
The next moment, An Lan kicked off the footrest, turned the handlebars of the motorcycle, and drove away with Liang Bing.
The demons like Atuo, who were still walking towards this side slowly according to the script, looked at the scene in front of them in surprise, which looked like a scene of escaping marriage, and they didn't know what to do.
What's going on?
We haven't even gotten close yet, so why did the queen run away with An Lan? This wasn't written in the script given by Heifeng.
Where are the agreed parts? Director, I report someone for not acting according to the script.
In Devil No. 1, the third-rate director was trembling all over and very excited as he watched the scene on the screen. That's it, this was the flash of inspiration of a talented actor.
"What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and chase him!
Chase them as hard as you can, but don’t catch up. Chase them for a few kilometers and then slowly get left behind. Then don’t chase them anymore.”
Heifeng reminded Atuo and other demons, speaking very quickly.
What is a talented actor?
Those who do not act according to the routine or the script, but are so good that they can let the director act for them, are talented actors.
The third-rate director Heifeng believes that An Lan is such a talented actor.
Although An Lan's escape made it impossible to continue the original script, it gave the whole drama an absurd and dramatic sublimation.
After receiving the instructions from Heifeng, the demons including Atuo took off their disguises, spread their demon wings, and chased after the motorcycle.
"what!"
When Liang Bing saw the true faces of Atuo and other demons, she exclaimed, buried her face behind An Lan, and asked, "Is this the demon?"
I have to say that even though Liang Bing's acting skills are not as good as An Lan's, she can still be called a good actor. Even if the script is torn up, she can still improvise and continue to act.
"Ah."
An Lan nodded, bent down to reduce wind resistance, turned the accelerator handle, and accelerated again.
Because of the acceleration, Liang Bing's body couldn't help but stick to An Lan. Even though they were sitting sideways, some wonderful physical contact still took place.
It was a long time before An Lan completely left behind the demons such as Atuo. Even so, he did not slow down, but rushed towards the uninhabited area of Qinghai Lake.
Seeing that Atuo and the others were left behind, Liang Bing asked, "Their target is you, why are you dragging me along?"
"Because I'm a True Love-kun."
An Lan said nonsense in a serious tone: "Kun Kun once said that a real man, a real man, knows what he wants to do and what direction he wants to work towards.
Maybe it's his career, maybe it's protecting his family, maybe it's the people who love him.
He uses it to make himself strong and capable, and uses various ways to protect others, his own heart, the things he likes, and the things he likes.
You and I are sitting there chatting and laughing, looking like we are very familiar with each other, and they may very likely mistakenly think that you and I have known each other for a long time.
If they catch you and torture you, or take their anger out on you, and you get hurt because of me, I think that's my responsibility.
I remember I just said that you are the best. I always like the best, whether it is a person or a thing.
Maybe this seems ridiculous to you, but you are indeed my type, you can consider it love at first sight.
A true eel will never allow someone he loves to be hurt because of himself."
An Lan's voice is low and his tone is sincere, which highlights his deep affection.
(End of this chapter)
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