Super God Knight Evolution.

Chapter 44: Pretty girls don’t poop, and angels don’t poop either

Shut up, you Yabo!
"Wow, that's really cruel."

An Lan exclaimed, glanced at Angel Yan, and said with emotion: "Thinking back to the past, the Yabo people continued to create super beasts in order to destroy the Ultra Brothers.

He also lured the Ultra Brothers to the planet Gogoda, seized the abilities of the four Ultra Brothers and created Ace Killer, which almost wiped out the Ultra Brothers.

Even so, the Yawa people's plot did not succeed. You killed Ultraman with just a few words.

You almost ruined my dream."

Angel Yan watched An Lan go crazy with a smile on her face. She knew that Yawa was the villain in "Ultraman Ace" and An Lan used to like the special drama "Ultraman Ace" very much.

"What is your dream?" Angel Yan asked.

"What a dream..."

An Lan took a puff of cigarette and looked up at the ceiling, reminiscing for a second before saying, "Probably like every boy who never grows up.

My dream when I was a child was to become Ultraman one day, to be a hero who protects the earth, to fight monsters, to fly away and then to run towards me from a distance waving a helmet.

It would be even better if I could join the Ultra Brothers and become the seventh brother.

I still remember that Ultraman died in the battle with Zetton and returned to the Land of Light with Zoffy. Jack Ultraman left the Earth to save the Land of Light and left behind five oaths.

And the last words that Ultraman Ace left for the children:
The enthusiasm cannot be extinguished. Be compassionate to the weak, help each other, and you can become friends with people from any country, even if this feeling has been betrayed thousands of times.

......"

Angel Yan just sat quietly by the side, watching An Lan muttering about his childhood memories, which she found quite interesting.

In Angel Yan's opinion, the "Ultraman" series is really an excellent work, and many of the concepts it conveys coincide with the just order of angels.

It can even be said that even angels cannot achieve the level of Ultraman.

As a cosmic vigilante, Ultraman maintains the order of the universe, never interferes in wars within planetary civilizations, and never stifles the development of other civilizations. He always comes out to clean up the mess after the universe is in trouble, without any regrets.

Angels cannot do just these two things.

"What a pity! It's all in the past!"

An Lan suddenly sighed and said with emotion: "You bad woman ruthlessly killed my dream. Now I can only change my dream."

"What is the new dream?" Angel Yan asked curiously.

"My new dream is to become the sixth brother of the Ultra Brothers. After all, doesn't Ultraman exist?"

Angel Yan was slightly startled, feeling that there was something grammatically wrong with An Lan's words.

After a moment of reflection, I realized what An Lan was saying: the second brother of the Ultra Brothers and the first Ultraman is named [Ultraman].

"Hahahaha, work hard. I'm rooting for you."

The two chatted for a long time, and before they knew it, it was time for dinner.

An Lan checked the time, stood up, patted his butt, turned around and asked, "The cafeteria is about to open for dinner, do you want to go eat together?
I have a good relationship with Aunt Wang who manages the canteen, so I can use facial recognition to get two copies."

"What's for dinner tonight?" Angel Yan asked lazily while lying on the sofa, hugging a pillow.

"It seems to be braised pork, beef brisket stewed with potatoes, dry pot cauliflower, and spicy and sour shredded potatoes. I looked at the menu this morning."

"Hey~"

Angel Yan curled her lips and said disdainfully: "The calories are too high, which is not good for me to maintain my figure. Look at my thighs, they have gained a lot of weight in the past few days.

Besides, these are not the dishes I want to eat.”

"Snapped!"

Angel Yan stretched out her long legs and patted the calf area, causing her white and tight thighs to sway.

"Do angels also have body anxiety?" An Lan asked curiously.

"Of course."

Angel Yan replied: "Although we can adjust our body shape and appearance by adjusting genes, we generally won't adjust them too much.

At most, it is just some adjustments and repairs to the obvious flaws in the body shape and facial features, which is equivalent to the makeup for you Earth women.

But I can't eat high-calorie foods because of body anxiety. This is just a joke. Energy-rich foods are necessary logistical supplies for fighting.

The earth's resources are scarce, and it is impossible to provide super soldiers with high-energy food during peacetime, so high-calorie ordinary food is acceptable.

However, I really don’t like the dish of braised pork.”

"Then what do you like to eat?"

Angel Yan thought about it carefully and answered: "Strawberry cake, cherry blossom pudding, strawberry macaron."

These are all very girly foods.

An Lan complained: "You are so old-fashioned, these things are not popular now, this is an answer from the era of the Kitten Club.

In order to get closer to their fans, today's female idols will talk about beer, fried chicken and barbecue.

Or are you deliberately emphasizing your girlish look because you are too old? "

Girl idol groups in Japan are divided into two stages. The first stage is the fantasy stage, where the girls have to perform as perfectly as possible.

For example, when asked what they like to eat, most people will answer strawberry cake instead of barbecue.

The second stage is the development stage, where girls should act as close to their fans as possible and tend to create realistic personalities rather than perfect ones.

Angel Yan's answer is very much in the style of early Japanese girl idol groups.

"Well, there's nothing I can't eat. But if I had a choice, I still don't like fatty meat."

The lie was exposed, and Angel Yan chose to give up.

"I have a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time."

An Lan hesitated for a moment and asked, "Since angels need to eat, will the angels..."

"Shut up, I know what you're going to say!"

Angel Yan was immediately alert, pointed at An Lan to interrupt him, and said seriously: "My answer is no.

Angels have ways to increase energy utilization to 100%, and even if they need to expel some impurities from the body, they can do so through other means.

In short, angels are perfect.”

Pretty girls don’t poop, and angels are even less likely to do so!

Ok.

After getting the answer he wanted, An Lan put out his cigarette and walked towards the door. Just as he opened the door and was about to go out, he saw Qilin standing outside the door.

"Wow, what a coincidence! I was just about to knock on the door..."

Qilin patted her chest in shock and was about to say something when she heard a "bang" and the door was closed again.

An Lan stood quietly at the door, took out his mobile phone, opened Bihu and Hupu, and posted two posts in the emotional section.

“I lived in the same apartment with my distant cousin who was not related by blood, and as soon as I opened the door, I found another female friend standing outside.

How should this situation be handled? "

(End of this chapter)