Tomb Raider: I Can Hear Antiques Talk

Chapter 2 Goldfinger?also have to be tuned
"Zhuzi! How dare you mutter..."

"Little thief! You are still muttering..."

Xiao Ran tied the copper buckle with a cotton thread, every time the copper buckle cursed, he dipped the copper buckle into the urinal in front of him like fishing.Interestingly speaking, although this thing does not breathe, it also makes a grunting sound like a human being when it talks through water.

"Xiao Jiu? Old gangster? Are you still swearing?" Xiao Ran had a great time playing.

"Sigh! Ermu Gululu..."

"Old man, did you give me a face? It's fine if you scold me, but it's okay to insult your parents? You force me to replace the water with urine, right?"

Hearing that Ya Jiu Kuo started scolding his mother, Xiao Ran was very upset.Regardless of the previous life or this life, he didn't want his mother to be humiliated.Still being scolded by such a golden finger from the sky, it's really against the sky!

"Damn it! How dare you drown me in an obscene weapon! Straight mother Gululu..."

"okay!"

Before Yan Jiukuo could finish speaking, Xiao Ran simply threw it into the urinal, then took off his trousers and sat on it.

"You are so old-fashioned, and it's wrong to make you a small one. I'll make you a fresh and hot golden juice, so that you can get down to earth!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ran began to pretend to be lucky, humming endlessly.

After some communication just now, he felt that this young man was more like a pedantic old master, who was obviously an object, but he cared about dignity very much.To deal with this kind of objects, oh, there are people, it is most suitable to use the method of the third and the third to bring down the altar for the girls.

But he didn't really intend to pass anything, even the urinal under his body was brand new and unused.After all, for his unruly golden finger, he still needs to focus on helping and educating him, and he will still use it in the future.

Threatening to bury them is now a way of teaching students in accordance with their aptitude.

Sure enough, with this operation, the grunt that only he could hear became louder and louder.Guessing that the heat is almost ready, Xiao Ran got up and pulled up his trousers, and then pulled out the yarrow.

"Xiao Jiu, do you know you're wrong? Are you still stubborn with me?"

"Shut... vertical... oh... the old man knows his mistake, the old man repents. Thousands of years, thousands of years, how has anyone bullied the old man like this..." There was a hint of crying in the voice of the young man.

"Hey! Wouldn't it be enough to be so good earlier? Our policy is to learn from past mistakes and avoid future ones to save people. As long as you correct yourself sincerely and recognize who is the master and who is the slave, I can't treat you badly, sir. That's fine, don't talk like a mother." Like you, let's talk about business?"

As soon as the words fell, Yajiu Kuo really stopped crying.Xiao Ran was happy, he was indeed a pedantic old guy, he shut up immediately when he said it looked like a woman.

"Tell me, what are you capable of?"

Yarrow Jiugui muttered, "I will offer you my blood... I will give you my blood so that you can live forever."

"That's it? What about bragging? Who knows what kind of fairy you are, are you cheating my blood essence under the guise of longevity?" After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he made a gesture to throw it into the basin again.

"Stop! Stop! Give you the magic power, cleanse your marrow and renew your bones!"

"Oh?" Xiao Ran became a little interested, this development is a bit like a fairy tale novel, "Tell me in detail."

"I have lived for thousands of years, and I know the internal and external exercises that have been lost. The living practice can strengthen the muscles and bones, and the dead practice can cure the dead's flesh and bones..."

"Bah, bah, bah! Talking to me again, how does the deceased practice kung fu? Fake corpses?"

What kind of cheat is this, bragging cheat?Get bragging talent at the beginning, bragging with it to draw a lottery?
"Forget it, let's go on, what else?"

"Also...to identify all kinds of herbs, to know the secret realm of Xianzhou, to help you find immortal medicines, and to prolong your life..."

Oh?This is a bit interesting, but... Xiao Ran stretched his arms and legs, and now his body has not fully recovered from the car accident. He usually has to be helped to get up after sitting and lying down for a long time.It's been more than a month, and the scope of activities is basically within a radius of 50 meters with Baorongzhai as the center. It's still collecting medicine and refining alchemy in the secret place of Xianzhou, let's talk about it slowly.

"continue."

"I know gold and jade, which can help you to distinguish weapons by hearing sounds, appraise treasures and gather wealth."

Appreciation? !This is good!I'm in the antique business. If Yi Jiugui really has the ability, then Panjiayuan and his young master Xiao will walk sideways in the future?Not only Panjiayuan, but all over the world, if all the antiques and cultural relics are according to what Yajiu Kuo said, and he can report his family name, wouldn't he become a walking artifact?
This is one step closer to his own dozens of small goals!

Xiao Ran thought for a while, he had barely subdued this guy just now, and he still couldn't give it too much face, so he calmly asked: "What do you mean by listening to the sound discriminator?"

"Hundreds of utensils and objects all condense the obsession of the creator and the holder. If the creator concentrates and the holder pays attention, and if it is passed on for hundreds of generations, it will gather the aura of the three talents of heaven, earth and man, and you can tell your life with unheard voices. Just like Longquan. On the wall of the Ming Dynasty, Baoyu often refreshes the heart and spleen."

Xiao Ran came to a sudden: "Lorry is talking a lot. To put it simply, the more antique treasures are, the more they are valued by others, the more spiritual energy is poured into them. If you can report yourself, can you help me hear this voice?"

"Of course."

Xiao Ran kicked the urinal and asked: "Then what did it say?"

"A dead thing without spirit, it will be a dead thing even after ten thousand years, how can we speak?! Bah!"

Xiao Ran laughed out loud, this old guy still holds grudges.

"So, this appraising function, I have to try you."

After finishing speaking, he opened the safe, took out a few porcelain vases and jade wares, and picked up a few counterfeit ones for appearance, and arranged them in a row in the bedroom.

"Come on, let me listen one by one."

He walked up to a horse-shaped pottery of the Tang Dynasty with his hands in his arms, and held his breath as he asked.Suddenly, he heard a whisper: "Tang... Zhenguan..."

Xiao Ran was overjoyed, and listened more carefully, and his voice gradually became clearer.

"I was born in the 15th year of Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty, imitating the painted pottery of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty."

Imitation? !Xiao Ran always thought it was really Tang Sancai, but he didn't expect it to be an imitation.But at least it was imitated by the ancients, and it has been hundreds of years ago, so it can barely be considered a top-notch product.

He continued to listen carefully, the pottery was silent for a while, and then spoke again: "I was born in the 15th year of Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty, imitating the painted pottery from Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty."

Just this one sentence?This is a repeater from Daming?

"It's only a few hundred years, but in the end it's nothing more than a low-level spiritual thing, and a few words are exhausting." Like a narrator, Yau Jiukuo explained the reason in a timely manner.

So for those who have been around for a long time, can you chat a little more?Like this chatterbox?
Xiao Ran walked to another humanoid pottery figurine and listened intently.This time, the voice came faster and clearer than before: "I list Liang Guan Pinghu civil servant figurines, born in the 14th year of Tang Kaiyuan."

Whoa!It appears to be a genuine product.But after this sentence, there is no more text.

"Xiao Jiu, this is the real thing. It's more than 1000 years ago, how can it be as short as the one that is hundreds of years old?"

Yarrow Jiukui said: "For hundreds of thousands of years, genuine products and fake products will eventually become vulgar products. Only if they are artifacts and immortal products, can they gather great power and gather miraculous effects."

"Yo Yo Yo, are you starting to brag about yourself again? You are an artifact, not only capable, but also bragging X."

Xiao Ran didn't believe in the theory of magical artifacts at all, so he tried a few fake ones for appearance, and sure enough, it was the same as that basin and made no sound.

It seems that we have to sacrifice the good stuff at the bottom of the box.He walked to the last small porcelain jar. He vaguely remembered that the owner of this body had bought it at a low price from an antique dealer in Panjiayuan. It was said to be Han porcelain nearly 2000 years ago.

Listen carefully, there is no movement...

It shouldn't be, Xiao Ran focused again, but Yajiu Kuo spoke again: "This thing is only a hundred years ago, and there are thousands of brothers in the same kiln, it can be used as an obscene weapon."

After finishing speaking, there was a snickering sound of "chi chi".

Xiao Ran was furious, it seemed that someone had teased him.He was carrying the porcelain pot, looking up and down, left and right, the more he looked at it, the more confused he became, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, but he just couldn't remember who sold it to him for a while.

As a result, one of them was not held firmly in his hand, and the porcelain fell to the ground with a "bang" and fell to pieces.A small piece of porcelain jumped up and made a small shallow cut on his chest.

"Unlucky! Sure enough, it's not cheap!"

But after thinking about it, now that he has the golden finger of Yajiukuo, let Liu Shengli help him out to sweep the streets tomorrow.Maybe he can pick up a few mistakes and make up for the loss. Maybe he can remember who is not afraid of death and dared to sell him fakes.

"Xiao Jiu, I suddenly remembered, you haven't said your origin yet, where did you come from?"

"I come from Kunlun... I, I lived for more than a thousand years... I..."

"Forget it, forget it. I mean you are like this, right? I knew you were talking nonsense."

Xiao Ran suddenly felt a little stupid, who cares about the origin of the golden finger, as long as it can be used well or not.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, he felt a little tired, so he cleaned up the bottles and cans on the ground, and decided to have a good sleep first, and go shopping in the street tomorrow.

"Placing me on your chest to fall asleep can help you concentrate and calm your mind, smooth your breath and relieve your worries."

"You still have this effect? ​​If you turn back and crush you into medicine, you can make a lot of money treating menopause?"

"I, I respect you sincerely, but you actually want to use my powder to medicine women?!"

Hearing that Yajiu Kui got anxious again, Xiao Ran was amused again, this old thing really couldn't help being funny.

"Okay, okay, put it on your chest, you can serve the young master well, if you want to understand who is the master, tomorrow I will kill a chicken to reward you."

"……good."

"Also, learn how to speak for normal people tomorrow, don't be ignorant, I will be tired even if you are not tired..."

"good."

"Say you still don't change...tomorrow...tomorrow..."

Xiao Ran felt a burst of coolness in his chest, slowly flowing through his body, his consciousness became blurred, and he snored before he finished speaking.

Xiao Ran had a dream. He dreamed that the tentacles coiled around his neck gradually softened, and then stretched out longer and longer, coiling around his chest like an octopus... oh, a nine-clawed fish.

The nine-clawed fish squirmed in his chest for a while, and slowly got into his body along a small opening.He felt a wave of panic, but couldn't move his whole body.

Some intermittent voices came into his head.

"...Your mind is at ease..."

"...The four-body access is as fast as the wind..."

"...Spiritual Acupoints Dantian Gathering..."

"...Reverse practice week weather self-taught..."

He felt his heart slowly calm down, and finally fell into sleep completely.

(End of this chapter)