The Blasphemous Wizard of the Weird World

Chapter 99: The popular "corpse touching" segment... (First order 850 plus more)

The game character is so despicable that if you dig out his heart, it will definitely be black.

This is really what I like.
Yang Qizhou stared at the text refreshing on his phone, his mouth grinning from ear to ear. He never expected that the 'game character' would do such a bold move, distorting the new legal order just by modifying one or two words.

The old yin is so scary,
"The envoy of the 'Golden Kingdom' would never have thought that the new order that he had spent so much effort to establish would be tampered with by a mere old man, hahahaha."

"Let the storm come harder."

"Keep going."

Sitting back on the sofa, Yang Qizhou poured himself a glass of 1982 Kole. He was already looking forward to the next plot. If one person died, it would be no loss, but if two people died, it would be a big profit. If the "Wind Chime Town" was also praised, it would be a huge profit.

The pale text also refreshed before my eyes.

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"You see, the golden chain formed by the mysterious elements of order suddenly dimmed a lot, its power was greatly reduced, and its blockade of wind and rain was no longer as strong."

"You can see that the 'Silver Envoy' was obviously surprised by this phenomenon. He was puzzled as to what was wrong with the enemy in front of him that he could formulate such a weak law and order."

"But the 'Silver Envoy' will obviously not miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,"

"You can see that the wind and rain have become even more violent. The terrifying lightning snakes are rolling in the dark clouds, forming a strong electromagnetic storm, destroying the already fragile golden chain and breaking the constraints of the order side."

"The terror in the wind and rain once again surges towards 'Wind Chime Town'."

"The extremely distorted and abstract Silver Kingdom, painted like a child, appeared in the heavy rain, revealing a terrifying evil force, which then infected the town ruled by the 'Golden Kingdom'."

"You also saw that the 'Silver Envoy' turned into an indescribable shadow, bathed in thunder and lightning, breaking through the new order established by the 'Book of Laws of Wind Chime Town' inch by inch, just like the God of Wind, Rain and Thunder descending to the world, step by step approaching the twisted life made of mud and tentacles."

"You are very cautious, worried that your little actions will be discovered by the messenger of the 'Golden Kingdom'."

"But you're obviously worrying too much."

"Your actions of distorting the 'Book of the Wind Chime Town' were so covert that this law enforcer of the True Court, the Sword Bearer of Order, although he sensed that the newly generated order had been greatly weakened, he only thought that there was a noble power in the 'Silver Kingdom' interfering."

"After all, who would have thought that there would be two [Law Books of Wind Chime Town] in this world."

"Because you looked directly at the 'Silver Kingdom' that manifested in the wind and rain, your body became deformed, gills appeared on your cheeks, your spirit was polluted, and you developed a natural affinity for the sea."

"You try to hold back the feeling that your head is like mush,"

"You looked up at the sky with your last conscious thought,"

"The Silver Divine Envoy has overcome his disadvantage and, with the help of the unknown power revealed in the 'Silver Kingdom' that appeared in the wind and rain, has launched a more intense confrontation with the Gold Divine Envoy."

"The fighting has become even more brutal."

"A three-meter-tall phantom bathed in thunder and lightning, accompanied by wind and rain, tore open half of its muddy body, and bit into pieces three tentacles filled with sticky liquid."

"And the body made of 'mud and tentacles' also let out a sharp, shrill, terrifying, and maddening roar, tearing off the three-meter-tall lightning-bathed phantom's right arm."

“Blood, howling, filth, and terror instantly filled the land.”

"Order, thunder and lightning, wind and rain, law, power and symbols also had a fierce collision."

"Although your flesh and blood and spirit have been polluted, you couldn't help but grin when you saw this scene, and muttered... The fight was so brutal, why don't you die this time?"

"You were affected by the power of the law on the Order side and were punished at the 'Order Level'. You were beheaded, hanged, or had your heart ripped out before you died."

"you are dead."

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The method of tampering with the 'law' worked.

Yang Qizhou became even more energetic. If he was not afraid of disturbing others and being regarded as a lunatic, he would have howled a few times.

"Although the game character died, his death was worthy, his death was more important than Mount Tai, his death was of great value, his death was heroic, his death was magnificent, hahahaha, it's awesome."

"Based on the current trend of the text, it is highly likely that both of them will suffer losses."

"[Silver Sacred Object][Book of Laws of Wind Chime Town], don't worry, you will all be mine soon."

The more Yang Qizhou thought about it, the more excited he became.
There are no more resurrections, but it doesn’t matter. Just buy it. It’s just 100 old sacrifices. Even a wealthy person doesn’t need this much.

I have to torture these two idiots to death today.
After taking two more sips of iced cola, Yang Qizhou finally calmed down a bit and remembered something.

"There are several taboos in the old land. You cannot look directly at the sun, the night cannot last long, dreams contain disasters, and wind and rain contain terrors... The destruction of Dark Mist Town was caused by a storm... But what exactly is the terror in the storm? So far, no one has a clear understanding."

"However, the current plot text reveals that when the wind and rain appear, the scenes in the 'Silver Kingdom' are as absurd and distorted as a child's graffiti, and appear in the wind and rain."

"Could it be that,"

"The terror in the wind and rain is related to this country ruled by the 'Lord of Wind' and the 'Lord of Order'?"

Although he had some guesses in his mind, there was too little evidence at the moment, so Yang Qizhou could not come to a final conclusion.

Anyway, it's a secret that will be revealed sooner or later.
This guess flashed through his mind, and Yang Qizhou quickly turned his attention back to his mobile phone. The fight between the 'Silver Envoy' and the 'Golden Envoy' was nearing its end, and there would be a result soon, which was the most important thing.

Keep playing, keep playing.

As the finger clicks on the screen, the text is refreshed again...

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"You used the [Fire Bottle of Destiny], and the fire of destiny's blessing burned brightly again. The ending of your death was rewritten, and you opened your eyes in the 'Wind Chime Town' once again."

"You activated the effect of 'Hidden God's Clothes' and entered a hidden state..."

"The 'Silver God' and the 'Gold God' who were in the midst of a fierce battle did not find any trace of you."

"You must not be careless and must be more cautious. You must know how horrible the aftermath of the fight between the 'God's Envoys' is. If you are not careful, you might be contaminated by strange forces."

"Even though you're used to dying and living again, you may not want to die."

"You carefully observe the battlefield,"

"You can see that after the brutal fight, both 'God's Envoys' have suffered varying degrees of serious injuries. Blood, filth, and howling filled the entire 'Wind Chime Town'. Perhaps one of them will fall soon."

"You discovered that the envoys of the 'Golden Kingdom', with the help of the 'Book of Laws of Wind Chime Town', are much more powerful than the envoys of the 'Silver Kingdom'."

"The 'balance of victory' has once again tilted towards this monster made of mud and tentacles."

"You took out the [Law Book of Wind Chime Town] without hesitation, and by modifying 'one or two' words, you once again distorted the new law of the Golden Kingdom's God's Envoy."

"The envoys of the 'Silver Kingdom' have once again gained the upper hand,"

"that's all,"

"As long as the 'Silver Envoy' shows signs of being at a disadvantage, you will use the 'Book of Laws' in your hand to intimidate the 'Golden Envoy' and always maintain the balance of power between the two sides."

"A lot of time has passed."

"finally……"

"You heard the 'Silver Envoy' let out a shrill cry. He said... You despicable fellow, since you insist on protecting the despicable person who took the 'Silver Sacred Relic', let us perish together."

"You saw the three-meter-tall figure bathed in lightning, fiercely charging towards the twisted flesh made of mud and tentacles."

"With the last fierce collision of power, concepts, symbols, and flesh and blood between the two sides, the bodies of the envoys of the 'Golden Kingdom' and the envoys of the 'Silver Kingdom' suddenly collapsed."

"When you saw the envoy of the 'Golden Kingdom' falling, his golden eyes were full of confusion, as if he was asking... who am I protecting, the despicable person who took the 'Silver Sacred Relic'? Weren't you the one who came here to pick a fight first?"

"You can't help but feel pity for this golden envoy, thinking, 'It's so unfair that he died without knowing why.'"

"You saw it. Wind Chime Town was also destroyed in the aftermath of the collapse and death of the two gods."

“You’ve been affected.”

"You're dead too."

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"Isn't the game character a little too unauthentic?" Looking at the last line of text, Yang Qizhou couldn't help but touch his chin.

It's a bit unkind to say that.

That person tried to ward off disasters, but secretly cheated others, and in the end, the other person didn't even know why he died. If there were gods above our heads, he would have been struck by lightning.

But,
Yang Qizhou's mouth was grinning from ear to ear, and he smiled so brightly, "If I don't trick you guys to death, how can I get any benefit from it?"

"Silver Divine Envoy, Gold Divine Envoy, I will always remember the outstanding contributions you two have made in helping the game characters ascend to the Supreme Throne. I will burn two sticks of incense for you every New Year and every festival."

"Probably, possibly, I won't forget it."

"Hahaha."

The next plot naturally reaches the harvest stage. The Wind Chime Town has been destroyed, and the quasi-legendary item [Book of Laws of Wind Chime Town] that was almost covered in dust in his hand can finally be used. The 'Silver Envoy' has died, and the [Silver Relic] can be used without scruples in the future.

Besides, these are just appetizers.

The real highlight... is of course the much-loved corpse-touching segment. These two guys are both gods of high status, so they will definitely drop some good stuff.

"In the old land, the other me, you will definitely become a great corpse-toucher school guard in the future,"

"Keep going."

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"You purchased the [Fire Bottle of Destiny], and the fire of destiny's power surged again, and the ending of your death was rewritten."

"You opened your eyes again in the ruins of Wind Chime Town."

(End of this chapter)