The Transmigrated Life of a Salty Fish Family

People are fake, and that divine water cannot be real.

Besides, there is no magic water in this world that can cure all diseases.

"It's all a trick to deceive people." Yan Lao Er said in a low voice, "Those who are shouting are all trusting."

Yan Yu also said: "That's right, the legs that didn't feel felt, stood up all at once? Some people would believe such an outrageous statement..."

"It's all acting, to cheat money, look at this battle..." Yan Laoer said again: "It's not that there are people with discerning eyes, you look aside, those who are watching coldly must know it in their hearts, but this matter, no easy to say.

If you are exposed by others all of a sudden, the fake Taoists will be hated, and those who have been deceived may not be grateful. "

"It's like a sweet dream that was shattered with a bang." Yan Yu summed it up vividly.

Second Yan: "That's right, that's what it means."

He sighed and said, "Who doesn't want to have magical water, all diseases can be cured, it's so magical, if you use it for people suffering from epidemic diseases, then everything will be healed? Don't say they don't know that there is an epidemic in Guanzhou..."

He suddenly thought of something, his eyes gradually straightened.

Muttering in his mouth: "Shenshui...Shenshui..."

"Oh my god, the right way doesn't make sense, so we have to think about these crooked ways!" Yan Laoer was trembling with excitement.

He tried his best to suppress himself, don't be too excited, otherwise he would be no different from those fools who are crazy about fake old ways and Shenshui.

But he really couldn't control himself.

"Dabao, we...we are the ones who have divine water!" Yan Laoer hinted flexibly with his five senses.

Yan Yu immediately received her father's ideas.

This is really a magical and wonderful way!
She was overwhelmed by her father's wit.

"Father! You always say that your brain is not enough, but I really think that you are too smart!" Yan Yu stared at her father with twinkling eyes: "What is the right way? If you can catch mice, you are a good cat!"

Yan Lao Er couldn't wait to perfect his thinking.

"Let's go, find a place to live first."

The two of them rushed out of the siege with the three treasures. Yan's second child, who was always stingy, didn't even inquire about a few more, so he rushed into the nearest inn with his head covered, and even opened a room extravagantly.

This so-called upper room is really upper.

The floor is high, the ventilation is good, and the room is large. With the windows open, you can look down on the surrounding scenery.

There are no tall buildings in Guiyuan Town to block the view, and the two-story inn stands out from the crowd, with an excellent view.

Yan Yu fumbled to prop up the window with a wooden stick.

Stretch out your little head and look down.

"Father, they seem to be going to the beach." Yan Yu saw the long team walking straight to the beach.

Yan Lao Er, who had just entered the door, carefully closed the door.

"I just asked Xiao Er, the Fuyun Temple is offering sacrifices to the God of the Sea today, thank you for not losing your temper this year, no wind, no waves, and peace.

It is said that it was thanks to the Taoist Master Fuyun of Fuyun Guan and the sea god who met in a dream and held their arms, and the two had a very happy chat. The sea god was so happy that they had a good year. "Yan's second opinion on this is only two words: "Hehe!"

Yan Yu laughed so hard that he almost knocked off the wooden stick supporting the window.

"Focus with your arms... Oh my mother, I can't think about it, I'm laughing to death." Yan Yu endured a lot of hard work: "The image of the sea god in folklore has always been the dragon king and dragon god. ...Hahahaha...I can't laugh, my hands are covered with scales, and when I turn my head, I have a dragon face, ahhahahaha!"...

"If there is another language barrier, it would be so funny." Yan Yu's blushing face suddenly became serious, and spit out a series of words in this major.

Yan Lao Er was confused, "What are you talking about?"

"I said—humans with fish lips, you are an interesting person, and I will often come to meet you in your dreams in the future. If possible, can you throw some pig heads, sheep heads, and cow heads into the sea? For me, it is a very rare and delicious snack...Ahahahaha!"

Yan Yu laughed and croaked.

Yan's second son couldn't stand it either, it was a very serious matter - offering sacrifices to the Sea God, let his daughter say, why is it so fun.

The sacrificial team gradually disappeared from sight.

Yan Yu also laughed enough.

Ask Yan's second child: "Father, why are you willing to open such an expensive room for a penny!"

She's used to her father being so generous, not to mention, she's really not used to being so generous all of a sudden.

"We can only pick up the goods tomorrow. Don't stay at the hotel. The sea breeze is hard here. If you sleep outside without shelter, you will get sick again." Yan's second son is a girl who loves her dearly. There is no way to stay floating on the river. If possible, she should stay at the hotel good.

They have already saved enough, so they will live this day seriously, so that his daughter can relax.

"Besides, you don't know about the upper and lower rooms. The lower room has no windows, the ventilation is not good, and there is no hot water and no food. Come on, it’s not that expensive.”

Yan Laoer has an abacus in his stomach, and he can understand it cracklingly.

Yan Yu is also shrewd and knows how to calculate.

I thought about it for a while: "Then it's not a loss to live in a house, three meals or two meals?"

"Two meals, evening and morning." Second Yan said.

"Okay, let's ask Xiao Er to boil more hot water, and we can scrub and wash." Yan Yu said.

As expected of the two fathers, we can always think of going together.

Yan Lao Er: "I have already told Xiao Er, and it will be delivered to us in a while."

"Father, tell me what you think about Shenshui." Yan Yu looked at her father expectantly.

"It's very simple. Look at those people's crazy enthusiasm for Shenshui. It's believable. Later, let's say that the Shenshui we asked for here is poured into the rice soup openly, and let them rush to drink it." Yan Laoer said Neutrogena thought it was a great idea.

"You have to do a full set of acting, Dad, and fill in all the loopholes." Yan Yu reminded him: "If our medicine is really effective, they will all go to Fuyun Temple to ask for the magic water. Isn't it fulfilled by the liar."

Yan Laoer: "I've considered this too. We can't say that we got it from the floating clouds, and we can't have anything to do with immortals or gods. We can just say that it was given by others? Met an expert?

Yan Yu thinks it can be said like this: "Father, let's say that what we have in our hands is talisman water, the ashes of the talisman, some strange smells are also covered up by the way, the talisman was bought from an old Taoist, and this is the only one.

If I want to buy it again in the future, no matter what kind of talisman they bring to us, we will say no, if it doesn’t look like this, it will be blocked by the possibility of cheating money. "

Yan Laoer shouted: "Okay!"

Just as he was about to say something, Xiao Er came to knock on the door, said a guest officer, and came to bring hot water.

Yan Laoer opened the door, took the kettle over with lightning speed, closed the door again and plugged it in. …

It took a while for the fast Xiaoer at the door to react.

Scratching his head, he turned and left.

……

Grandpa attaches great importance to this scene.

According to their ever-improving script.

In Changping, like those ignorant people, they had to go to Taoist Fuyun to ask for divine water.

This detail cannot be omitted, although there is no monitoring in this world, but there are people!

The people here are the best monitors.

They are foreigners with unfamiliar faces, and their every move is very eye-catching in the eyes of Guiyuan County people.

So the two of them simply cleaned up and ran to the beach in a hurry.

Sacrifice by the sea is in progress.

Apart from Daoist Fuyun, the most eye-catching thing is the three animals placed in the middle.

I saw that fake old man got a mahogany sword from nowhere.

Waving very irregularly.

There was also a talisman on the table in front of him, and with a shake of his hand, the talisman ignited spontaneously without fire.

Yan Yu's pertinent comment: "The movements are very skillful, and there are no flaws."

Yan Laoer said: "No matter what, how dare you come out to deceive people."

"When will this sacrifice end?" Yan Yu and others said in their hearts.
Urgent, grinding and chirping, can you give me a good time.

"Hurry up, you see, all three animals have been thrown into the sea." Yan Laoer was a little regretful: "Blind these three heads for nothing."

"Father, someone asked for divine water, let's go too." Yan Yu was eager to try.

Yan Laoer saw that it was indeed true, and hurriedly said: "Let's go around from the side and find a good position."

The so-called good location is just one standard, conspicuous.

The father and daughter made a long circle, Yan Yu dragged her father with one hand, and pushed away the person in front of her with the other.

She is small, flexible and has a lot of strength. With her father, she passed three levels and passed five generals, and soon squeezed into the front row.

At this time, it's time for Yan Er to make an appearance.

Others are begging on their knees, but Yan Laoer is no, a liar, why should he be asked to kneel.

He rushed over and grabbed the fake Taoist's arm.

With an anxious expression on his face, he begged bitterly: "Daoist, Daoist Fuyun, we are suffering from an epidemic in Guanzhou, please give me some magic water, let me take it back to save those suffering people, give me some magic water, are you Save the old gods who are in distress, save them!"

As soon as he said that he came from Guanzhou, and prayed for divine water for the people suffering from the disease, Daoist Fuyun immediately wanted to kick him away.

What a joke.

That plague is so severe, who knows if you have it, so you just pounce on me.

But before he could move, he heard a child's shrill voice: "The old god is saving the suffering, we are sincere, we are sincere, and drinking the divine water will surely cure all diseases. For longevity tablet!"

Yan's father and daughter came prepared.

Inquired about the actions of Fuyunguan, especially this divine water.

It is said that this divine water is not effective for everyone to drink, you must be sincere, and sincerity will lead to spirit.

The divine water of Fuyun Temple is not sold for money, it is all given by the Taoist priest.

If you feel grateful for Huaiende, you will go to Fuyun Temple and invite the Taoist god to go back and worship.

Once the Daoist priest is invited in the Fuyun Temple, it is not a one-shot deal, three festivals and two longevity, various Taoist festivals and ceremonies... Whenever the Taoist temple is called, it will have to pay for it.

More filial sons and virtuous grandchildren than those filial sons and virtuous grandchildren. …

Their father and daughter summed it up, this is still a group of liars who pay attention to the long-term.

As for the so-called "sincerity leads to spirit", it is completely blind.

If it doesn't work, it's said that people are not sincere, but if it works, it's a godsend.

In short, the truth is theirs, and the right to interpret ultimately belongs to Fuyun Temple.

Daoist Fuyun coughed lightly and corrected her: "It's not the tablet of longevity, it's the tablet of the Taoist priest."

Yan Yu nodded again and again: "God, we offer the god."

Give you a hammer boy!

Hurry up and reject us, there is still the next game to catch up.

Shenshui is not easy to give to others.

Otherwise, why would these older people kneel and beg, follow them all the way from the town to the beach.

"Thinking that you are sincerely asking for each other, it doesn't matter, this divine water will be given to you."

Daoist Fuyun stretched out his hand, and the little Taoist next to him handed over a bluish-white porcelain bottle.

Second Yan's hands loosened in shock.

Yan Yu didn't expect this divine water to come as soon as they asked for it.

Yan Lao Er who got the Shenshui was dizzy.

Although it didn't match the plan, I knew how to thank him.

"Thank you, Daoist, your merits are immeasurable for saving the suffering."

Yan Yu also had no choice but to flatter her loudly with a sincere face: "The old god has done a lot of good deeds for saving the suffering."

Taoist Fuyun acted like a master, and said leisurely: "Sincerity leads to spirit."

Seeing them get the divine water, the people around them were even more excited than them.

Some said they were lucky, some said Fuyun Daoist was kind, and some seized the time to ask for another wave, hoping to be bestowed with divine water.

The two finally squeezed out, not daring to stay at all, and hurried back to the inn.

"What's the matter? This is different from what we planned." Yan Laoer looked at the porcelain vase on the table, touched it with his fingers, up and down, left and right
I looked left and right, shook it a few times, heard the sound of liquid flowing inside, and put it down again.

"I don't know what kind of water is in it, not to mention that this bottle is very delicate, the scammer paid for it, I don't know how much this porcelain bottle can sell for." He secretly appraised the value of the porcelain bottle in his heart.

This trip is not bad, such an exquisite bottle can be sold for a penny, isn't that the same as reimbursement for the hotel?
Yan Yu wrinkled her face.

"Although having this bottle makes it easier for others to trust us and drink the divine water happily, but if our medicine works, it will be famous for Fuyun Temple."

"Didn't the fake old man say that sincerity is true.

They will go to Fuyun Guanqiu in the future, and it is useless to drink it, because they are not sincere. "Yan Laoer said casually.

Yan Yu seemed to have been lit with a bright light.

"That's right, dad! Shenshui doesn't need money. Fuyun Guan deceives the long-term offerings in the future. Whoever wants to come ask for it. If it doesn't work after drinking, naturally no one asks for it. You can also pick up a layer of floating clouds by the way. Look at the skin, people say it is awesome, everyone says that the divine water is not effective, this divine water, can it still be divine water?!"

Yan Laoer: "Hahaha! That's right! Shenshui doesn't work, and Fuyun Temple will not be able to cheat money in the future. It's really dark. It's not enough to make a fortune. I want to make people to support them for the rest of my life. See In the future, if everyone doesn’t believe in this magical water, what will they do.”

……

Early in the morning of the second day, Yan's father and daughter had a free breakfast at the inn.

Two bowls of porridge, a plate of pickles, two eggs, and two pancakes.

Refreshed.

The rice given for free, regardless of whether it is delicious or not, is just one word - fragrant.

Yan Laoer inspected the goods at each pharmacy and paid the final payment.

Yan Yu stood in the street, staring at the carts and people pulling goods.

After Yan Laoer sorted out the goods of each pharmacy, the several cars gathered together slowly set off.

The price couldn't be negotiated, so Yan Laoer talked about the delivery service.

Send this batch of medicinal materials to a location near their raft by the sea outside the town.

They didn't dare to let people see their raft, lest they make a fuss.

But having said that, they are indeed the first to transport so many things on rafts.

The delivery guys thought they had an agreement to wait for the boat nearby.

Yan Lao Er had no objection to letting them unload here.

Put down the medicine bag and leave.

Seeing people walking away, the father and daughter asked Sanbao to pull the hidden raft over, and the father and daughter piled bags on top of the raft.
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