Zongman: Start from Armor Hero and blast the infinite

Chapter 441: A knife on the head of sex

Chapter 441: A knife on the head of the word sex
Therefore, all the gods and Buddhas at this time also regarded this as a joke, but Guanyin was afraid of further embarrassment, so she blocked the secrets of this place. Although it could not stop the real powerful from observing, some ordinary gods would not be able to see the scenes here.

Being embarrassed through news and rumors is much better than being embarrassed through live broadcasts. This can be considered the last fig leaf that Buddhism has created for itself.

The most important thing is that this bizarre Journey to the West actually counts, so Buddhism has no reason to invite Jie Yin and Zhunti to interfere in these actions. They can neither defeat them nor control them, so they can only maintain this embarrassing status quo.

After a while, when everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, Lishan Laomu invited them into the living room and, with a smile on her face, started talking about another matter.

"Hehe, holy monks, my three daughters are all of marriageable age, but this place is so far away that there is really no suitable candidate. I wonder if the holy monks have any idea to marry my three daughters?"

After hearing what Lishan Laomu said, the other three people present had no reaction, only Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up. After all, Sha Wujing had been hungry for so many years, the only desire in his mind was appetite.

Wang Ming had already seen through everything, and Sun Wukong also felt that the matter was not simple, so he did not dare to comment rashly. Therefore, only Zhu Bajie felt that he had gotten a good deal.

So Zhu Bajie immediately turned his head to look at Wang Ming, wanting to ask Wang Ming's opinion. Wang Ming nodded gently with a peaceful smile on his face. After getting Wang Ming's statement and agreement, Zhu Bajie instantly became delighted.

"Big Brother, are you interested?"

After asking Wang Ming for his opinion, Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong next, and Sun Wukong just smiled and shook his head. This made Zhu Bajie even more excited, so he immediately turned his head to the other side and spoke to Sha Wujing who was still chewing fruit.

"Junior Brother Sha, are you interested?"

"Woooo..."

Sha Wujing was too lazy to answer him. He just shook his head and continued to chew the pear in his hand. After consulting everyone, Zhu Bajie spoke to the Mother of Lishan with a confident smile.

"Donor, you have seen that none of us brothers are interested. But it doesn't matter. I am very interested and I have a big appetite."

Zhu Bajie's expression at this moment could be described as beaming with joy, and the Mother of Lishan seemed to be really amused by Zhu Bajie's behavior, so she covered her face and chuckled as she asked.

"Haha, from what I hear, this holy monk wants to marry all three of my daughters?"

"Hehehe, I just felt sorry for you orphans and widows, so I thought I could help you out. If the old lady doesn't mind, I can marry you as well."

Zhu Bajie said some ferocious words that almost made Wang Ming lose control, and when the Mother of Lishan heard what he said, her face froze noticeably. When the three Bodhisattvas, Guanyin, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra, heard what he said, they really had the urge to hit him, but they couldn't show it yet.

"Haha, this holy monk does have a good appetite. In that case, let's get married tonight without further delay."

It was obvious that the Mother of Mount Li was enjoying the fun at this time, and she had even begun to find it amusing, so she said this.

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his blood boiling and he was very excited, but he still did not forget to ask Wang Ming's opinion. After all, Wang Ming was still very majestic in their hearts.

"Master, look at this..."

"You can do whatever you want. I am tired and I am going to sleep."

Wang Ming still maintained his attitude of fishing in troubled waters. He neither objected nor agreed, but was just too lazy to care. Then he took Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing out of the lobby and asked the servants to take them to the guest rooms in a very familiar manner.

At this time, only Zhu Bajie and the four great masters were left in the hall. There was no one around at this time. Zhu Bajie finally couldn't hide his lustful nature and began to laugh strangely. "Hehehe, I think we don't need to go to the bridal chamber, let's go straight to the bridal chamber!"

"Okay, then come over here."

"Hey, here comes Old Pig!"

The girl transformed by Manjushri Bodhisattva hooked her finger at Zhu Bajie seductively. Zhu Bajie, who was completely horny at this time, could no longer hold back and pounced directly at the three Bodhisattvas. As for the mother, Mother of Lishan, he planned to deal with her last.

Crackling...

Then, there were very dull sounds of punching and kicking coming from the lobby, accompanied by Zhu Bajie's screams and cries for help from time to time. It sounded like the scene was very intense.

"Master, don't we need to care?"

After hearing the commotion in the guest room, Sun Wukong knew that the idiot Bajie was in trouble today, while Wang Ming calmly chanted a Buddhist name and said.

"Amitabha, this is a valuable growth experience for Bajie. From now on, he will understand a truth: when you are in the martial arts world, you will inevitably be stabbed. Lust is a knife above your head, and many heroes have been defeated."

"Master is right. It's time for Second Senior Brother to correct his lustful habits."

Sha Wujing also agreed indifferently. He was not a lustful person anyway, so such things would never happen to him. He just wanted to watch the fun.

"Okay, go to bed early. We have to travel early tomorrow morning. Let Bajie enjoy himself tonight."

Wang Ming said this in a teasing tone, and then Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing showed strange smiles of gloating on their faces, and then the three masters and apprentices really began to close their eyes and rest.

Completely ignoring Zhu Bajie on the other side, who was screaming for help more and more miserably, in fact, it was mainly the three Bodhisattvas who were beating Zhu Bajie, and the Mother of Lishan was just standing aside and watching the show with a smile.

The most ruthless ones among them were Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas. Guanyin understood the ways of the world so she did not take any ruthless action, but Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas were so angry at Zhu Bajie that they were about to explode.

They had been cultivating themselves and improving their character for so many years and had never been angry, but Zhu Bajie's few words made them realize what a scum was, so the two of them were very cruel when they attacked.

Being able to make two Bodhisattvas with profound minds so angry, in a sense, Zhu Bajie's sarcasm skills are not much worse than Wang Ming's, and are even better. This is also a very powerful skill.

crunch...

"The weather is really nice. Today is another peaceful day."

Wang Ming pushed open the wooden door and said this while looking at the cloudless sky. At this time, the sun had just risen and everything was reviving, creating a peaceful and beautiful scene.

However, in a corner of the manor, the painting seemed out of tune with the surroundings. It was a big pig head with a bruised face and tied up on a rockery. Yes, this was Zhu Bajie who was beaten almost all night last night.

(End of this chapter)

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