System: Stand up straight!

Chapter 40 Brothers, have you lost your studies?

Lin Quan shook the water from his hair.

Forget about it, the broken bike lost its chain twice on the way back from taking Bey.

Yes, twice, three times in total.

The car almost didn't make Lin Quan's nose crooked.

If it was his own car, he would throw it directly into the ditch, and then kick it to scrap it without hesitation for a second.

But this is a classmate's car, regardless of whether it's rubbish or not, it's better to borrow it and pay it back.

So what should I do? This time I haven't opened the umbrella with my hands in the car repair, and Bey is not by my side.

Lin Quan had no choice. He covered his schoolbag with the umbrella that Bey lent him. Sometimes the umbrella would be blown away by the strong wind. Then he chased the umbrella again, and he was drenched in the rainstorm.

In short, Lin Quan didn't want to recall that scene, it was too sad.

The third student in the dormitory, Xu Xiaosong, asked, "Where's your own car, don't touch me."

"I threw it in the family area, and I didn't have time to pick it up."

Bey said to leave, but Lin Quan couldn't hold it even if he wanted to, so he went in the opposite direction. There was no time to pick up the car under the circumstances at that time.

After delivering Bey, the classmate's bicycle couldn't fit in the trunk again.

Lin Quan thought and simply rode back, but he got wet anyway, how could he guess that he "break down" twice on the way.

Is this a bicycle?This is against him.

Liu Yuchen, the second child in the dormitory, smiled and said, "Is it Deng Hao's car? That kid's car is about to change hands."

Xu Xiaosong said: "But don't look at Ba Shou, I heard that he is still thinking about selling it. He said that he would sell it to a junior before graduation. Just give him twenty yuan."

Lin Quan remembered that Deng Hao threw an iron chain down at him from upstairs just now, and had to let him lock the car. He really wanted to shout at that time, who would steal such a piece of shit as you.

But in the end, he restrained himself, locked the car silently, and wanted to be an emotionally stable man.

Lin Quan nodded to Chen Wenfei, who came as a guest: "Come on."

Chen Wenfei is the hometown of Zhang Wei, the boss of the dormitory, and is also a classmate of Lin Quan and the others.

In addition to being a fellow countryman, Chen Wenfei has some emotional problems of chasing girls, so he didn't hide it, and he came to consult "love expert" Zhang Wei when he had nothing to do.

Zhang Wei is not an expert either, but he has been in love a few times more than others, and has found out a lot of love skills.

Zhang Wei's biggest dream is his sideline career: to come up with a book.The content of the book is to teach boys how to chase girls, and is dedicated to rescuing a group of bachelors.He feels that as long as he can write it, he will not worry about selling it, and the demand for such books in the marriage and love market will increase in the future.

What Lin Quan didn't know was that the guest Chen Wenfei was actually very angry with Lin Quan.

Because he used to ask how to chase the girl, as soon as he opened his mouth, Lin Quan would put on his earphones, or just go out with his schoolbag.

After several times, Chen Wenfei felt that Lin Quan was very disgusted with these emotional problems.

Yes, they are handsome and rich.

Who do people need to chase?

If one day I really want to date someone and send a signal, the women will not be able to line up, so there is no trouble.

But I didn't expect that Lin Quan would take the initiative to say hello to him today.

Chen Wenfei was a little flattered, and pointed to the beer he brought: "Look at Zhang Wei and the others going out to buy vegetables, saying that you are going to cook hot pot in the dormitory, and I brought it when I had wine. On a rainy day, hot pot and beer are a perfect match. ."

Lin Quan took a change of clothes and walked towards the bathroom, and asked Chen Wenfei, "Have you eaten? Let's not eat together."

After that, he went into the bathroom.

Like the quadruple room where Mu Wei, Lu Jia and Lin Quan are located, there are separate bathrooms in the dormitory for bathing.

The dormitory fee is one thousand sixteen a year.

And Bey, who doesn't have a separate bathroom, costs eight hundred a year.

However, it wasn't that Bey didn't choose a good dormitory because of lack of money, she was a little bit reluctant.

At that time, they had to be forced to move into the old dormitory when they had a quota.She was the one who was forced, and Mu Wei was lucky and was not forced.

Lu Jia is the last string in the past.When Lu Jia wanted to change dormitories, there was no such rule, so she just had to make up the money.

So for Bey to take a shower, she needs to run far away with Pianping's umbrella.

I am still squatting in the bathroom, waiting for the rain to subside.

Looking at Lin Quan again, he clearly came back from the soup, and after taking a shower, he turned around and sat down to eat hot pot.

……

Lin Quan thought: Sure enough, as long as Chen Wenfei is there, Zhang Wei, the boss of their dormitory, will start a love class.

At this time, Zhang Wei was holding a baby dish, and said with gestures: "If you want to chase a girl, you add QQ, and when you need the phone number, don't come up and say hello."

Chen Wenfei: "Then don't say hello, say something."

"Say something useful.

Always remember in your head that you need to give a topic so that the girl can continue to chat with you.

It's wrong to say hello like hello, don't disagree, I can guess what you're going to talk about next.

She can answer you as well, right?
Then you ask, have you eaten, she said, and the topic ends.

You sit in front of the computer scratching your head and scratching your head to find the topic, or you bite the bullet and ask, what are you eating?Tasty?That people can still give you a taste of what it is, and they will talk nonsense about whether it is good or not.

Brothers, open your mind and learn to fall in love, this is a knowledge.

You can only say hello dryly. Is that different from Grandpa and Aunt Park walking around and greeting each other when you meet?Then it's nothing but looking for a good girl, don't think about beauty. "

Liu Yuchen said unhappily:
"Boss, hurry up and teach the correct way.

Why do we have to bury us before every class?Then if we are in love, who will listen to you here.

To be honest, it's hard enough to live a day. It takes courage to lick your face and ask a girl for contact information, right?

Before I want it, I have to think about it a hundred or eighty times in my heart, what should I do if she doesn't give it to me, who hasn't shown her face yet.

The most difficult thing is that after the contact information is not counted as a target, it is necessary to take the initiative to attack.

If you are good at chasing after a month or two, if you are not good at chasing, it may take a year and a half.

Then the girls are getting harder and harder to deal with, and we have to keep up with the times and learn routines.

What to say only to take out your heart, no surprises and romance, girls will think you are rigid.Honesty has now become a derogatory term.

Then don't take it all out, the girls say we are not sincere. "

Chen Wenfei immediately raised the beer to Liu Yuchen: "Come on, brother, don't say anything, it's all in the wine. Women are harder than math."

Zhang Wei hated the iron and looked at these bachelors:
"The correct way, of course, is to go to her space immediately after adding QQ.

If a girl likes food, talk to her about food.

When chatting, you say which one is delicious, and if you have the opportunity, take her to try it.

You see, doesn't this even set the time for the next date?

Including greetings, you can start a topic based on her QQ screen name and space content.No matter what, it's better than asking, you want the girls to be able to pick up the conversation. "

Chen Wenfei questioned: "Then what if she only likes to study, she is in the postgraduate entrance examination, and there is no content in the space. This is the case with the one I am chasing now."

"There is no girl who only likes to study!"

Zhang Wei choked his throat after roaring.

Just because you don't find other hobbies doesn't mean they don't.

"It's alright, alright, I can see it clearly, everyone here, you rookies shouldn't learn skills, you should improve your emotional intelligence first. No wonder girls always complain about us, saying that science and engineering men are straight. What's straight, there is a problem with emotional intelligence. "

Except for Lin Quan who didn't participate, the other three people were not convinced when they heard this.

Chen Wenfei and Liu Yuchen said, "We have dated each other. Although we broke up, it is also called dating. If we can date, it means that there is no problem with emotional intelligence."

Zhang Wei sneered: "Then why did you break up? That is, in the process of getting along, other girls find that you have low EQ, and you can't talk about going together, and they feel good."

Xu Xiaosong said: "What about me, boss, you have no right to laugh at me. I have never been in it, and it is normal for me to have some problems with my EQ. If I can do everything, it means that like you, I have failed in love at least four times. experience. Lin Quan, is this the truth? You haven’t talked about it, and to be fair, it’s normal for us to have low EQ in this situation, right?”

Lin Quan: "..." It seems that failing the exam is very good.

He didn't bother to answer the question.I don't want to be a member of a group with Xu Xiaosong.

And this Xu Xiaosong did not get a response from Lin Quan, and it did not prevent him from continuing to express his views:

"In a word, men who understand routines have been practiced by others. You say girls, why don't you understand this simple truth. They should cherish me."

Zhang Wei crossed his arms around his chest and leaned on the chair:

"I don't agree with you, right? Come on, don't be dissatisfied with the eight people who are not angry. I'll give you a test, and your emotional intelligence will show up."

Question please.

"Before the relationship is confirmed, it belongs to the stage of pursuing ambiguous. For example, it is winter now, it is snowing outside, and the temperature is severe. The girl sends you a message saying that she is cold. How would you respond?"

Xu Xiaosong was the first to answer: "It's warm in my arms, come back quickly and come to my arms."

Zhang Wei: "It doesn't matter. If you post this, it's glib, rude, and a little bit of a hooligan. This is the girl's reaction when she sees your message."

Liu Yuchen replied: "Then I'll ask her why she wears more, knowing that she doesn't wear more when it's cooling down, isn't she sick. Children know that it's cold to wear long johns."

Zhang Wei: "You dare to train people in the pursuit stage, you can do it."

Chen Wenfei said: "I will make her drink more hot water, and then ask her to soak her feet at night. If she lives in school, I will turn on the water for her in advance. I think this is the standard answer. There is more comprehensive than me. Is it?"

Then everyone turned to look at Lin Quan. Since you are listening in today, you must answer and participate.

Lin Quan: "I'll buy her a mink."

(End of this chapter)