Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 89 Chapter Eighty-Nine

Li Kui kicked the man who faked his own name away, and was about to step on his chest to ask questions, but the stench hit his face, even if he was such a rough man, he couldn't help but retreat a few steps in shock.

Seeing that he couldn't get close, he suddenly remembered the flying hammer method explained by Luan Tingyu, and thought to himself, isn't this a good ready-made target?Looking around, he picked up a fist-sized stone, weighed it in his hand, and aimed at the black man's head.The black man was so frightened that his soul flew out of his body, while shaking his head desperately, he repeatedly begged for mercy: "Grandpa, please forgive me, if grandpa kills one of me, he will kill me two."

Li Kui was about to hit him, so he couldn't help being curious: "If you kill one, why kill you two?"

The black man cried with black tears all over his face, revealing the true color of his skin. He turned into a disfigured face and begged, "The villain was originally a woodcutter, but because there was a 90-year-old old woman in his family who couldn't afford to support him, so he came out to grab some. The property supports the old mother. Although some money was stolen, he never dared to kill a life. If grandpa kills the villain today, the old mother will have no one to take care of him, so he will have to starve to death."

You must know that although Li Kui kills without blinking an eye, he still has a good conscience. After hearing this, he couldn't help feeling kind, and turned to Cao Cao and said, "Brother, I'm going home to pick up my old lady. If I kill the person who adopted her, I'm afraid that heaven and earth will not bless me. Why don't you let him go."

Cao Cao then asked the painted face, "How old are you this year?" The painted face said, "The villain is 28 years old this year."

Cao Cao sneered: "90 years old mother, 28-year-old son, could it be that your mother is pregnant with pearls, and she gave birth to you at the age of 62?"

Hualian didn't know much about arithmetic, so he said 98 ten casually, turned over and kowtowed and said, "Grandfathers, spare your life, the villain lied to save his life. In fact, the old lady at home is only 70 years old, but she is very old. She looks like 90 years old." years old."

Cao Cao shook his head and said to Li Kui, "He's pretending to be your name, so you can make up your own mind."

Hearing this, Li Kui said to the pretty face: "To tell you the truth, I am Li Kui, the black whirlwind hero in the Jianghu! You insulted the name of the master, and you should have died. Thinking of your filial piety, let me spare you for a while. What's your bird's name?"

The painted face kowtowed and cried: "Unexpectedly, Grandpa Hei Xuanfeng arrived in person. The villain's humble name is Li Gui, and he only lives in Qiancun. Because the mention of grandpa's name scares even gods and ghosts, so the villain steals the name of grandpa and randomly walks around here." I will never dare to cut the diameter like this in the future.”

Li Kui nodded and said: "Li Gui, I pity you for your filial piety, and I will do a decent business with you ten taels of silver, so that my old lady will not be afraid of you." Then he took out a silver ingot from his arms , and threw it to Li Gui.

Li Gui quickly took it with both hands, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Parents who are born again, grandparents who grow up again." Slowly got up, picked up the axe, and went into the woods.

Li Kui was very happy when he did a good deed, and said with a smile: "It's rare that this guy is a filial man. Fortunately, he ran into our hands and didn't kill him. He has survived this time, and he must change his career for good. Brother, let's go too." Bar."

Cao Cao looked at Li Gui with erratic eyes and a treacherous expression. Most of what he said was not true, but it was rare to see that Li Kui had a heart of forgiveness, so he didn't expose the man's behavior. He thought that he was a thief. It is unknown if it has really changed.

The three talked and laughed and walked forward until they walked to Sipai Shifen. They drank the porridge in the morning and sweated. They were hungry and thirsty. They took out the noodles and beef and shared the food. After eating, they were not hungry, but their throats were full. It was getting drier, so I walked quickly, hoping to find a stream.

After walking for a while, he suddenly saw two thatched huts built in a valley in the distance. Li Kui said happily, "Isn't this a coincidence? Who would have thought that there are still people in this mountain, so let's ask for a bowl of water." Going to that house, walking closer, a woman came out from the back of the house, with rouge and lead powder on her face, a bunch of wild flowers on her temples, her body was tightly wrapped by her clothes, her behavior was quite enchanting.

Li Kui put down his stick and sang loudly like a bear: "Sister-in-law, I'm waiting for a passer-by, and my mouth is thirsty from walking, so I beg you for a bowl of water."

Seeing Li Kui's vicious appearance, the woman carefully said: "There is all the water, and I will fetch it." Picking a ladle from the wall, she walked to the creek behind the house and filled it up in a clear place. Said: "The stream behind my house is the sweetest. Our family drinks it every day."

Li Kui drank a few sips and gave it to his brother, Cao Cao also drank a few sips and handed it to Luan Tingyu. The three of them drank a ladle of water and felt happy. , may make?"

The woman then said: "What can't be done? You just wait and go."

The three of them went to the back, unbuttoned their shirts, and soaked their upper bodies in the water. The stream flowed from an unknown cave, and it was extremely cool, and the heat disappeared immediately.After washing, there was no place to wipe it, and he was afraid of getting wet, so Cao Cao said, "Let's wait for the wind to dry it, so I can wear clothes and walk."

The three of them saw a few tree stumps behind the house, so they came back and sat blowing the wind. Suddenly they heard movement in front of the house, and then heard the woman say: "Ah, why did you get so full of shit?"

Then I heard a man's voice say: "What's shit? I'm not going to survive, do you think I'm unlucky? I haven't been in the market for half a month. Today I met three customers, two tall and one short. Who do you think is one of them? It's the real Black Whirlwind! This donkey bird kills people in Jiangzhou like chopping melons and vegetables. How powerful is it? It kicked me almost to the point of breaking my intestines, spilled my pants, and then threw stones to kill me and eat me Pretend to lie to him, just say that there is an old lady in the family, I went to robbery just to raise my mother, if you kill me, you will kill my mother and both. Who knows that donkey bird is actually a fool, I said he would believe it , and Baba gave his father ten taels of silver as capital, and taught me to change my career to adopt a mother. Do you think it’s ridiculous? I’m afraid that he will wake up on the way and hide in the woods to sleep until now, only to come back from the back mountain.”

The woman hurriedly said: "Don't make a loud noise, but only three people came to the house to beg for water, and then went to the downstream to take a bath. They are two tall and one short. Go and see if it is these three people. If so, you will Hide first, there are some narcotics in the house, so I excused them to eat, put them in the dishes, they were all numb, but you came to kill them, ask them for some gold and silver, I will move to the county with you, and do some business , isn’t it better to live in this ravine?”

The man hesitated and said: "Although it's a good plan, I'm afraid he won't be fooled, especially the short one. When he stared at me, his soul was numb. He is very shrewd. If you keep him for dinner, won't he doubt it?" ?”

But the woman said with a triumphant smile: "You know what, that dwarf's eyes are almost clinging to my mother's body, and there is a big white and handsome man, and I wish I could put my eyes in my mother's trousers. If you offer some cheap money, discipline those two fellows with their minds flying, how could they not take the bait?"

The man was pleasantly surprised: "If that's the case, it's naturally the best. Those guys give me ten taels of silver, and I don't know how much gold and silver they have in their arms."

Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu heard it clearly, they couldn't help but looked at each other, and they both felt ashamed in their stomachs.

Li Kui, however, became more and more annoyed as he listened to it. With a tiger roar, he rushed out with his upper body naked, and shouted: "You dog thief, grandpa spared your life and gave you money, but you are insulting me behind your back and trying to kill me? And you This bird woman framed my two elder brothers for no reason, it's really outrageous!"

When Li Gui saw Li Kui, his liver and gallbladder burst, he screamed, turned his head and ran away, Li Kui chased after him, but the woman was very good, and when she saw Li Kui chasing her husband, she quickly climbed over the fence, went into the side woods, and waited. Li Kui picked up Li Gui by the hair and when Li Gui came back, the woman had already disappeared.

Li Gui pleaded: "Grandpa, the villain has made thousands of mistakes, I just ask for forgiveness."

Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu turned around and said with a sneer, "Where is the old mother you want to adopt?"

Li Gui yelled at Qu and said: "The villain should never, never should, and shouldn't lie to each other. It's just that the villain's bastard can't see the money for a day, so he cries and scolds the villain for being useless. The villain has no choice but to do something." It's a detrimental act."

Cao Cao laughed and said: "Your mother-in-law is born with four white eyes. This kind of woman has the most lustful desires and vicious thoughts. If you find her, it will be a fortune teller. But you, you have no gratitude at all. Let go If you do it ten times, in your eyes, you won’t be too stupid ten times.”

Li Kui hated him for saying that "Baba gave his father ten taels of silver". Hearing this, his eyebrows stood upright, he grabbed his hair with one hand, and slammed into the wall. With a bang, half of the wall collapsed. Half of the head was also deflated, and brains flowed out from the ears, eyes and nostrils.

Li Kui was so angry that he searched the dead man's bosom for the money he had given him, and then went to the house to search again. He found some scattered silver taels and a few copper coins, stuffed them in his bosom at random, and set fire to the house. He raised his whistle stick and went on his way with Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu.The thatched hut was blown by the mountain wind, and it didn't take long before it burned down.

There are different teachings: Li Gui doesn't want to spare his life, but instead offends his benefactor with bad words.The witty and poisonous woman walked over the wall, and was forced to be burned without wisdom.

(End of this chapter)