Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 517

Tong Guan's army withdrew. Although Lao Cao knew that the Jinling incident had happened, he didn't dare to be careless. He sent a wide range of scouts, fearing that he would fall into his tricks, and the boat capsized in the gutter.

In one or two days, the news came back that the officers and soldiers were all withdrawn, but Muzhou was in ruins, especially in Qingxi County, where ten rooms and nine empties were left, and the villages and squares nearby were all slaughtered.

Most of Fang La's subordinates were from the local area. Hearing that he was crying for his father and looking for his mother, he wailed in the Gangyuan Cave. Although Lao Cao's heart was as hard as a stone, seeing his affection, he couldn't help but lament the tragedy of the war.

As far as Fang La and other important figures are concerned, they all know that if they can't break, they can't stand. What's more, with Cao Cao's thigh, a temporary setback is nothing to worry about.

But as far as the soldiers under his command are concerned, they will inevitably be discouraged and devastated when they are defeated and their homeland is harmed.

Therefore, Li Kui's mention of offering sacrifices to heaven and earth and announcing the return of Liangshan's Mingjiao was just for fun, but for Lao Cao, it was just to boost the morale of the army.

In order to offer sacrifices to heavenly pigs and sheep, Fan Rui stood up and went to help Yuandong prison to arrest Xin Xingzong. Fearing that he would tell the story of the two ghosts, he first cut off his tongue with a dagger, dragged him to the hall by his hair, and threw it in the hall. The ground smiled and said: "Brothers, isn't this a ready-made pig and sheep?"

Xin Xingzong was terrified, and suddenly remembered that his family formed an alliance with Fan Rui in Hangzhou. He once pointed at the lamp and swore to be a true brother.

In desperation, he wanted to sell "ally" immediately, pointing at Fan Rui and yelling, the blood gushed from the severed tongue, almost choking himself to death.

Knowing that life and death are at stake right now, he resisted the pain, stretched out his hand to smear his tongue with blood, and wanted to write on the ground. Fan Rui had expected it, and stepped down heavily, crushing the opponent's palm, pointing and cursing: "This guy's bones are tricky!" , there was a lot of scolding in the prison, eating me and cutting off my tongue, and still writing and scolding me!"

While speaking, another kick broke Xin Xingzong's left hand.

Everyone didn't doubt that he was there, and they all laughed and cursed, but Fang Jinzhi recognized Xin Xingzong with a "huh", pointed and cried, "Daddy, this dog official has arrested Tianding, if Brother Wu didn't come in time, even His daughter was going to be killed by him, and the second brother of the Li family was also killed by him, and he hacked him into several pieces."

Fang La said bitterly: "You must manipulate this fellow carefully."

Li Tianrun's eyes were pierced with blood. Most people in the Ming Cult knew that his parents died very young, and they alone raised his younger brother. They said that he was an elder brother, and he was more like a father.

Therefore, when I heard the bad news at the beginning, I was really devastated, so that I was seriously injured. If An Daoquan hadn't come in time, I would have died. Now seeing the culprit, how can I hold back?
He stepped forward quickly, gritted his teeth and begged for orders: "Let the little brother take care of him!" Fang La Yunzhi: "It depends on your skills!"

Li Tianrun nodded, mentioned Xin Xingzong fiercely, stared at him closely, the years when brothers depended on each other drifted in his mind, and when he said the words sadly, his back felt chills——

"When Li was young, he brought Tianyou to beg for food and almost starved to death. He was taken in by a kind owner in a restaurant, but he studied in the kitchen for several years. When it comes to making sheep, he is best at..."

His eyes were ice-like, passing Xin Xingzong's body inch by inch, and he said slowly.

"I still remember the first time I roasted lamb, the heat was wrong, and a big piece was burnt. I had a good meal at the head of the owner. Tianyou ate all the burnt meat and said it was delicious. Hehe, that was the first time he ate lamb. ... Li made an oath at that time that one day, my brothers would have mutton to eat every day..."

Speaking of eating, his voice gradually became shriller, and he raised his head and screamed: "God bless! Your heroic spirit is not far away, as an older brother, I'm so lucky to take care of this sheep and do it for you!"

Xin Xingzong had his hands and tongue cut off, already in unbearable pain, but now he was trembling all over, and urinated in his crotch.

Li Tianrun didn't mind pickling, so he pressed down and peeled off his clothes, ordered two buckets of cold water to be poured on it, picked up a sharp knife for peeling skin, and said grimly: "First peel off the skin, then cut and roast it finely."

Fang Jinzhi hated this man surnamed Xin for harming her younger brother, so he came up to him and gritted his teeth to watch. As soon as he saw him undo a few inches of skin, he couldn't help retching and his face turned pale. Go outside for a walk."

Fang Jinzhi shook his head, and said ferociously: "Brother Wu, don't underestimate me, I'm also a ruthless and cruel woman... vomit!"

Before he finished speaking, Li Tianrun ripped off the skin of Xin Xingzong's forearm like a sleeve, and Fang Jinzhi shuddered, jumped up like a rabbit, and smoked away while covering his mouth.

Li Tianrun's face was full of hatred, he was not in a hurry, he really peeled off a piece of skin alive, and then cut and roasted it from bottom to top, until the bottom half was cooked, and then he was exhausted, Li Tianrun said coldly: "Dog Exchange my brother's life for my brother's life, after all, it's cheaper for this guy!"

He sawed off the head with one knife and offered it on the table.

Li Kui squatted aside, watching with great interest, staring at big eyes like copper bells, and seriously commented: "This brother's craftsmanship is better than that of Wang Aihu. Compared with the teacher and father who killed Wang Aihu, he is also unique. You see, he doesn't even need fishing nets, he cuts them to the same size, huh, huh, but the grilled ones are delicious..."

Seeing the movement of his throat, Lao Cao was actually swallowing his saliva, frowned and kicked: "You black man, you eat and drink for brother's sake? Human flesh is also greedy, let me go back and tell Baolian..."

Li Kui hugged Lao Cao in a panic, complaining: "Brother don't want it, why is Tieniu greedy? If Baolian finds out, he will drive me to sleep in the kitchen."

Shi Bao next to him stared at the head on the table for a while, smacked his lips and said: "It's not beautiful to have only one sheep's head. I heard that the ancients used three animals to sacrifice to heaven. There are Wang De and Yao Pingzhong in the prison. Why don't you take it?" , Wouldn’t it be wonderful if one was a pig and the other a cow?”

Cao Cao hugged Shi Bao in a panic, and complained: "A sheep's head is enough. Brother, the so-called sincerity is spiritual. Could it be that God is greedy for this mouthful of blood? Those two heroes are of great use as brothers, so don't make up your mind." .”

Yao Pingzhong and Wang De killed a lot of southern generals, especially Wang De beheaded the "Shocking Cloud Spear" Wang Ren, and had a deep bond with Shi Bao. Yao Pingzhong kicked Monk Deng's young monk, Shi Bao and others. Thinking of it, it's hard to get rid of it.

However, although these two have blood debts, they are fighting on the battlefield after all, and each is the master. It is not a personal grudge, unlike Xin Xingzong who first captured Li Tianyou himself, but then tortured and killed him.

Therefore, seeing that Cao Cao wanted to subdue the second general, Shi Bao and the others had no choice but to endure the bad breath.

At present, everyone sacrificed to the sky with sheep's head, and Cao Cao and Fang La stood side by side, announcing that the Ming Cult will be merged into Liangshan.

And because Cao Cao was about to leave, Fang La decided to hold a happy event for Cao Cao and Fang Jinzhi.

If in the past, Qingzhou Jiedu envoy married a Mingjiao princess, the excitement might not be as good as the emperor accepting his concubine.

However, after a hard battle at this time, there is not much food in Bangyuan Cave, even the wine is running out, but fortunately, although the things are simple, the heart is true, and all the brothers are very happy, and they are busy working one after another.

Li Kui clamored to be a great matchmaker for the male side, but was robbed of his title by Lu Zhishen, and wanted to be a great matchmaker for the female side, but he was suppressed by Monk Deng. He wanted to be a best man, but Shi Jinzao cleaned himself up, changed his long gown, and stood in front of Lao Cao with a smile on his face. Beside him, he was so angry that he hugged his head and crouched on the ground, refusing to get up again.

Everyone in Mingjiao saw that he was very happy when he saw Bo Xin Xingzong before, and knew that this person is a killer, but now he is playing petty like a child, they couldn't help laughing.

Shi Bao teased him and said: "Is there any bride who doesn't sit in a sedan chair when she gets married? Brother Tieniu is so strong, he can be a matchmaker and best man, and a bearer is enough to match him."

Li Kui was overjoyed when he heard this, took his ax and went out of the hole, chirped and hacked down a lot of wood and bamboo, and asked some soldiers who knew carpentry to tie him into a sedan chair for him.

I went to pick a lot of mountain flowers again, and decorated the sedan chair with vitality and fun. Shi Bao applauded himself when he saw it, and immediately pulled Liu Tang and Zheng Biao, four generals, to carry the sedan chair for Jin Zhi.

When Fang Jinzhi fulfilled his long-cherished wish, he would not have a phoenix crown and Xiapei, but also had a radiant and intimidating appearance. Between looking and looking, the joy almost flowed out, not because the form was simple.

Seeing her joy and affection, Lao Cao couldn't help but be moved in his heart, and took out his life's means to imitate the Luanfeng's harmony.

The next day, Cao Cao "returned home" with Jin Zhi, and formally paid homage to Fang La and Mrs. Shao as a son-in-law.

Another day, Cao Cao ordered Qin Ming, Suo Chao, Ruan Xiaowu, Zu Shiyuan, Fang Qifo and others to lead people who were willing to go to Qingzhou. They went to the east of Zhejiang first, collected large ships along the way, and returned to Qingzhou by sea.

A few days later, Lao Cao took Xinna's lovely wife, Li Kui, Wang Yin and other generals to accompany him, bid farewell to Fang La and his wife, and went to Shezhou via Huixing Road, joined Fang Baihua and others, and returned to Qingzhou by land.

Lu Zhishen and others didn't stay for long, and the day after Lao Cao left, Fang La took six generals and thousands of old troops who didn't want to leave, and went to join Yu Wupo.

There are several flowers blooming, each showing a branch: Not to mention Qin Ming and Fang La's travels, but only Lao Cao and his party, crossing mountains and ridges to Shezhou.

At this time, all the major events were over, and there were newcomers by his side. Lao Cao was very excited, talking all the way, eloquently, and whenever he saw a strange scene, he called Li Kui to write a poem to record it.

After walking for more than a hundred miles in this way, the "Qingzhou Poet Fairy" showed his talents and won more than ten excellent works, for example: My brother and I came to walk the mountains, and we walked happily.Walking through this mountain and walking that mountain, the higher the mountain, the wider the eyes.

Another example: the eagle quacks in the sky, the toad jumps in the water, the sister-in-law sees it and quacks and laughs, and the elder brother comes to hug her.

Shi Bao, Liu Tang and others applauded, and Li Kui became more and more proud. He peeled off many bamboo shoots along the way, and wrote them down carefully with ocher. When he wanted to see Niu Gao, he asked him to read them.

Afraid that these masterpieces would be lost, they hid them under their clothes with their flesh attached. After walking not too far, the fine hairs on the bamboo shoots got stuck into the pores, and the sweat smeared, it hurt and itched, and they scratched like a black bear, which made everyone laugh.

After two days of traveling, he had reached the territory of Shezhou. Fang turned out from the mountains and saw a group of men and horses coming in a hurry, stirring up dust for a long time.

Everyone was shocked, Wang Yin shouted: "Don't panic, here in Shezhou, where did the brigade come from? Wait for Wang to go and have a look."

Holding the gun in his hand, he rode on the horse "Zhuan Shan Fly", the BMW's four hooves spread out, and he arrived at the front of the army not long after, but he saw that the general in front of him was Fang Baihua, the saint of Mingjiao, and suddenly said in amazement: "Holy Girl! How did you get here if you weren't stationed at the pass?"

Fang Baihua stopped the soldiers, took a closer look, and said in amazement: "Wang Shangshu! You didn't go to rescue Bangyuandong, why are you here again?"

Wang Yin smiled wryly and said: "But you don't know. The officers and soldiers are sharp. Our army has been defeated repeatedly. Fortunately, 'Wu Mengde' Wu Dalang saved everyone. Now that the officers and soldiers have withdrawn, your elder brother has become the father-in-law of Wu Zhi. Become a family."

Fang Baihua laughed loudly when she heard the words, showing all sorts of amorous feelings: "Ah, I'm having a hard time talking about it with my brother! Wang Shangshu, you can no longer call me a saint. Baihua now belongs to her body and mind, and she has already established a family with Liangshan. .”

Wang Yinzheng was curious, when he saw a white horse coming to the front of the formation, sitting on it was a majestic fat man, and said with a smile: "Could it be that the 'Jade Face Spear God' is in front of you? Lu Junyi is the brother of 'Wu Mengde' and also your family. Sheng Gong’s sister-in-law! I don’t know where my brother is?”

Hearing this, Wang Yin laughed loudly, turned around and left, shouting in his mouth: "My son-in-law, come quickly, but it's my own family, your brother surnamed Lu, and your uncle surnamed Lu, everyone come and recognize me." a relative."

Lao Cao listened to his shout from a distance, although he was always shrewd, he was also confused for a moment, and then he realized it, and couldn't help laughing: "Forget it, why is there such a strange thing in the world? Brother Lu, did he get enlightened? He also knows how to find a wife."

After saying that, Ce immediately went to greet her, but Fang Jinzhi was already stunned: "Forget it! Where should we start talking about this weird relationship? If we talk about it from Brother Wu, wouldn't my aunt be my younger brother and sister? "

Shi Bao and the others were also surprised when they heard this, Fang Baihua is more than just a saint of Mingjiao?She is also the goddess in the hearts of all their brothers. How can they not be angry when this delicate flower is broken by someone?
At the moment everyone is rushing, it all depends on who can embrace the beauty.

The two met each other, although it was not long before, but they have experienced many things, and they feel that things are right and people are wrong.

Lao Cao rushed over and saw Fang Baihua at a glance. He felt that this woman was very beautiful, but also heroic. Her whole body was full of vigor, and she nodded secretly: "This is really my sister-in-law!"

Immediately dismounted, smiled and clasped his fists: "I'm Wu Zhi, I've met Aunt Baihua! I heard that my aunt has a good son-in-law, so please invite my uncle to let my nephew see him."

Fang Baihua jumped off the horse, and laughed loudly: "So you are Wu Dalang, you are an interesting person, no wonder my niece and daughter are so in love with each other, husband, and come to see your niece and son-in-law."

When Lu Junyi saw Wang Yin and the others, he was generous and hearty. As soon as Lao Cao arrived, he hid behind Duan Sanniang, but was dragged out by Han Wu, and said loudly, "Brother Lu, I have met your nephew soon."

Sure enough, Lao Cao took a few steps forward and bowed his head: "My nephew Wu Zhi..."

Before he finished speaking, he was hugged by Lu Junyi: "Brother, don't play tricks, you are really embarrassing little brother!"

Fang Baihua clicked his tongue twice, shook his head and said, "After all, he is a hero of Liangshan, with great loyalty. You see, hugging his brother is stronger than hugging his wife."

The so-called Thirty Like a Wolf, Fang Baihua got along with many heroes day and night in the Ming Cult, and she was used to making jokes. Although she was a girl, she lived in her heart as a picky guy. When she teased her husband, she had no intention of being shy.

Shi Bao and the others saw that although the Goddess married someone, she still did not lose her splendor yesterday. They felt sad but also felt comforted. Anyway, the Goddess will marry sooner or later, marrying Jade Qilin, but it is not easy to marry other old brothers besides her own. ?So they all laughed.

Lu Junyi was invincible, but his face was tender on weekdays, his brothers were just joking, Shi Bao and others were strangers, laughing at him like this made him feel more ashamed, he let out a groan, bowed his head, and buried himself on Lao Cao's shoulder .

Fang Baihua came over stabbingly, grabbed the unicorn from Lao Cao's arms, hugged it firmly, and stared at Shi Bao and the others: "Anyone who dares to laugh at my husband will chop off yours with a knife!"

Shi Bao and the others all shut up.

Wu Yong and others could not bear to laugh, went up to pay homage to Lao Cao, and reported: "Fang Nvxia captured the general in front of the battle, Yu Qilin returned with the beauty, and even made a dowry at Yuling Pass. Everyone joins forces and is about to Go to Muzhou to pick up my brother."

Cao Cao said with a smile: "It's a long story to talk about a lot of things, let's talk about it in detail in the evening. Now Mingjiao and I are in the same family. First, let me introduce you some extravagant brothers!"

At the moment, I introduced the acquaintance of the heroes on both sides. They joined forces and went to Shezhou to settle down first.

This is exactly: a pair of brothers and two sisters-in-law, each married a beautiful woman and divided into a husband-in-law.Conquering the south of the Yangtze River and returning victorious, the heroes work together and the wind rises in Han Dynasty.

　I didn't have time to make up yesterday's, sorry!Take the time to make up these two days.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)