Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 502

In Bangyuan Cave, Tong Guan's army withdrew one after another, which was convenient——

Not far away is the big camp that was built earlier, and the leading troops moved in directly, counting the number of troops: about 5000 people have not withdrawn, some of them followed the two generals Wang and Yao to chase and kill Fang La, and the rest were chasing and suppressing Fang La. dead.

All the armies reported their battle results one after another. Tong Guan made a rough calculation and found that there were more than soldiers and horses in Gangyuan Cave, and no less than were killed. Raiding several states, killing corrupt officials and robbing wealthy households, almost all the gold and silver obtained are here except for raising soldiers.

Tong Guan counted the incidents and was very satisfied. While making people monitor the situation in the cave, he went to the big tent of the Chinese army, took out his ability to write novels, and wrote the victory notes in his own hand.

Looking back on the whole story of the Southern Expedition, the old boy was thinking like a spring, writing with spirit, and writing ink all over the paper in an instant, nothing more than bragging and singing praises.

"...Since I was ordered, I have been sleepy all night, sincerely fearful, only worried that I will not handle things carefully, make a wrong expedition, and hurt your majesty's wisdom."

"Thanks to your Majesty's great blessing, and to rely on all the troops to fight bravely. When the king's master arrived, the atmosphere of thieves was all over the sky. The elders sold wine on the left side of the road, and the crowd cheered: the officials are benevolent and love the people. They know that we have been waiting for the bitter thieves for a long time, so Send Wang Shi to save the common people."

"Hearing this, the morale of the three armies increased. So in February, they fought fiercely, and first returned to Runyang. The southern bandits crossed the river and looked wild, and then they died. , the soul of the southern thief disappears."

"And in April, the two prefectures of Huxuan recovered for the second time. The minister Jia Yuyong chased the remnant bandits and fought between Mushe. The minister rode his horse and watched, but he saw the mighty mountains, but he was not as strong as our army, and he saw the river rushing. It is not as powerful as our army! The bandits are exhausted and defeated, and they are discouraged. They hope that their ministers will command the flags, and they will shout, "Heavenly soldiers are coming, we will flee quickly", so they become invincible."

"In the middle of April, the thieves were chased into the mountains. The thieves chief Fang La saw that he was lonely and poor, so he recruited all his best friends and fought with his ministers to help Yuandong. There was an old general, Wang Shunchen, who did not care about life or death. An arrow flew out from the army, and Fang La, the leader of the thieves, was killed. On the forehead, the group of thieves went mad, Shun Chen died, and before he died, he sighed and said: "Hate the remaining arrows, and avoid the pain of being cut into pieces. The rest is also a fault. The words are exhausted."

"Feeling his heroism, I rushed to kill Fang La's son Fang Tianding in person. The chieftain's father and son were dead, and the remaining thieves were terrified. His generals Liu Yanqing, Liu Guangshi, Wang Zhi, Yang Weizhong, Yang Keshi, Wang Yuan, Ji Jing, Ma Gongzhi, Yao Xing, etc. all went forward bravely, and the brave men among the bandit army, the so-called "Four Great Kings", "Five Marshals", "Eight Hussars", "24 Flying Generals", and "Twelve Gods" etc. Extinct. However, Xin Xingzong, Liu Zhen, Zhao Ming, Huang Di, Zhao Tan and other generals died in the king's affairs and were buried in the battlefield."

"Fang La was destroyed, and the rest of the thieves fled into the cave. The minister led the army and drove straight in, burned his palace, took away his treasure, and killed thieves to escape..."

I sketched it with characters per day, dried it and looked at it, and nodded first: the facts don't matter, what matters is enough enthusiasm, if the officials read it frankly, a leader will inevitably reward him.

As for Wang De and Yao Pingzhong, Ji Jing has already told them that they want to stay in the cave to catch Fang La, Tong Guan is not happy about this.

Wang Shunchen shot an arrow into the forehead, which was witnessed by the troops. Whether Fang La died or not, he was already dead.

Fang La, who is already dead, why did you catch him?Why don't you want to compete with the old man in front of the officials!

Hehe, the reinforcements killed in Wulongling, Wang Zhi and Yao Xing said personally, are "extraordinary in combat power". Familiar with the geography of the cave, Yao Pingzhong led a mere 2 people, most of whom died.

As for Wang De, he loved his bravery at first, but he didn't understand the situation. He knew that Yao Pingzhong was disrespectful to Marshal Tong, not to mention keeping him at arm's length, but he did it with him. It can be seen that he is ignorant!
That being the case, don't blame us for not having two characters like you in our family's hot-blooded masterpiece.

After a little calculation in Tong Guan's mind, he weighed the pros and cons: Wang De was originally Liu Guangshi's subordinate, since he didn't know how to praise him, he simply credited Liu Guangshi with all his achievements.

Liu Yanqing, the old soldier's leader, hopes that his son will become a dragon, and now that his son has made countless contributions out of thin air, why doesn't he enshrine Commander Tong as a god?

Yao Pingzhong's credit is all given to Yao Xing, anyway, everyone's surname is Yao, a dignified "Little Taiwei", can you still be stingy?

It happened that Yao Xing made up for Zhao Tan's lack. This young man is more sensible than Zhao Tan, and his martial arts skills are higher. He will definitely be of great use when conquering the Liao Kingdom.

The official heard: When Tong Guan was in the cave before, he wanted to get out of the cave, gather a large army, and then fight with the reinforcements led by Lao Cao, but when he came out to count the harvest and found out that he had made a fortune, he immediately got up. The heart of slack.

Thinking about it again, Fang La's % of his strength has lost % of his strength, and the remaining % has been lost. If he fights, since he has few people, he will be mobile instead, and it may take a long time.If he doesn't beat them, maybe he won't have foreign enemies in his own house, and he will fight for power and profit to grab the position of the leader, so he must fight his own brains first.

That being the case, why bother with his remnants?My whole life's achievements are all in the matter of Ping Liao. There was a book from the previous imperial court, and it was found out that the so-called Agu's attack on Liao was all faked by Liao. If I get entangled in the little things in front of me, delay the real big event, and be usurped by someone else as the commander of the Northern Expedition, I'm afraid my intestines will be ruined.

So he suddenly made a decision: stay outside the cave and watch for a few more days. If there is any change in those bandits, or if they take the initiative to fight for a decisive battle, then he will kill them with his backhand to avoid future troubles.

If he can't hide, then Marshal Tong doesn't have time to play hide-and-seek with these remnants, but he has to return to the imperial court, but Wu Song's partial division can stay to recover Shezhou and strangle the remnants, so he can take the opportunity to share more credit——

After all, at the beginning, I mistakenly believed that Jin and Liao were negotiating peace, and guessed that Wu Zhi would be killed by A Gu if he stayed in the Kingdom of Jin. Now that he has seen through the tricks of the Liao people, Wu Zhi is probably not dead. , doesn't he also want to receive this favor?
While giving the memorial seal, Tong Guan made a lot of small calculations. He didn't know who he wanted to sell favors to, so he blocked Wang De and Yao Pingzhong in the cave less than ten miles away from him.

Lu Zhishen and others rushed to the Yaolu, but they were killed by pursuers before they could go up, so they had to fight and leave. After a series of bloody battles, there were only three or forty people left, half of them were wounded, and there were seven or eight Gong'e Cai. The two women, Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi, were also slightly injured.

All of them panicked and walked deeper and deeper, finally they got out of a slit, but it was a deep valley with cliffs on all sides, the place was not small, but the valley was high and low, full of large and small graves.

When Shi Bao, Deng Yuanjue, and Li Tianrun saw each other, they complained in unison.

Lu Zhishen wondered, "Where did the many tombs come from? Could it be the cemetery of your Mingjiao?"

Shi Bao said with a bitter face: "It's the cemetery of the sect. Anyone who contributed to the sect and died without a family to burn them will be buried here. On the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, the sect has its own incense offerings. "

Lu Zhishen listened and laughed and said: "So, they are all lonely ghosts? It's wonderful, the Sa family is also a widow, isn't it destined to be with your graveyard? Get out of the way, wait for the Sa family to dig a hole first When the officers and soldiers came after him, I would fight him by the side of the pit, and when I was exhausted from fighting, I would just lie down and have a place to die."

Everyone was anxious and furious, seeing him so open-minded, they couldn't help but feel heartbroken, Yang Zhi laughed and said: "Brother, if that's the case, please dig a hole side by side and leave it to the younger brother."

Lu Zhi nodded deeply and said: "Dig! You and I will die together. In the next life, we will be reincarnated, preferably in the same mother's womb. Then brother will treat you to roast dog meat."

Yang Zhi stared and said: "You are the elder brother? In this life, you will be the elder brother. Who will be the elder brother in the next life? Let's see how fast you and I are on the road to Huangquan!"

After the two finished talking, they looked at each other and laughed.

Deng Yuanjue saw that the two of them were so heroic in life and death, he admired and envied him, he limped and jumped over, grabbed Shi Bao and said, "Daddy Shi, you and I dig a grave together, how about you being my brother in the next life? "

Li Tianrun sneered and said, "King Deng Fa, please stay in a cool place. My five marshals will live and die together. Together with Xiao Pang, Xing Fang, and Fang Jie, they just happen to be quintuplets."

Lying on the stretcher, Si Xingfang and Fang Jie said in unison: "That's right, that's right, but I'm sorry for your troubles. The two of us are in the current situation, so we can only sleep and enjoy ourselves."

When Deng Yuanjue saw that he was not being taken with him, he became impatient and jumped up, "At this moment, what kind of Dharma king and marshal are we divided into? Bao Laodao turned into ashes, and Lu Shinang's bones have no place to pick up. Am I the only one left alone? We'll be sextuplets, it doesn't matter what happens."

All five of Pang Wanchun laughed, and Li Tianrun laughed and cursed: "Fuck you, you are so fat, you must be a big fat person in reincarnation, I'm afraid you'll squeeze your mother's intestines."

"Ghost monk" Wen Ke asked the ghost to run up, curry favor, and said, "I'll dig a hole and bury it with King Deng Fa. We are both monks. Isn't it destined to be a couple?"

Deng Yuanjue rolled his eyes, and his face was full of disgust: "What good thing are you thinking about! I will be buried with you, and it's okay to be brothers. If you accidentally cast a female fetus and bury them in the same cave, wouldn't you become husband and wife? ? You look like a ghost, if you are a woman, the Buddha will inevitably become a monk in his next life."

Shi Bao laughed, patted Deng Yuanjue's belly and said: "Then you are not afraid to be with me, we are all men, and you are the only woman? Five husbands, do you have a big belly and a big appetite?"

Li Tianrun looked at Shi Bao's rough body, then at Deng Yuanjue's fleshy face, and couldn't help shivering: "Forget it, let's dig separately. What Monk Deng said is not bad. It's hard to say whether he will be a man or a woman in the next life. The one whose surname is Li Don't want to take that risk."

Deng Yuanjue said angrily: "You all have too many things to do, hey! Monk Hua, if brother Yang Zhi became a woman, with such a big and green mark on his face, would you marry him?"

Lu Zhi listened deeply, took a closer look at Yang Zhi, and said with a chuckle: "What's wrong with having a green record? Women are beautiful and ugly, only in their hearts. If they are kind and virtuous, it doesn't matter if they have a green record. If they are vicious and black-hearted, He is as beautiful as a fairy, and the Sa family doesn't want him."

Deng Yuanjue was taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said: "You can see it! Brother Yang, you can think about it and bury it in one place. In the next life, you may not be brothers, maybe you will be husband and wife."

Yang Zhi listened and was about to speak, when suddenly a girl named "Caijuan" among the maids who escaped with them all the way said loudly: "What's wrong with being husband and wife with Master Lu? Master Lu is a man of chivalrous spirit and good looks Skill, he talks to us in a friendly voice, if he doesn't become a monk, I, Caijuan, will be the first to marry him."

Deng Yuanjue raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Hey! The heroes are talking and joking. How can you, a girl, have room to intervene? Go away!"

Caijuan's face turned pale with fright, and the other maids also huddled together. To them, the officers and soldiers are indeed terrifying, but in fact, these Dharma kings and marshals who have always been aloof, how dare they look at each other?
Only Lu Zhishen, a big fat monk, refused to leave them alive or dead along the way, and when he saw a sister killed, he desperately went to kill the officers and soldiers who killed the victim, which made them feel reliable from the bottom of their hearts.

If it wasn't about Lu Zhishen, they wouldn't have dared to interrupt suddenly if they had the guts.

Lu Zhi frowned deeply: "Senior brother, since you have become a bald donkey, why are you so angry? Didn't the Buddha also say that all living beings are equal, and your Mingzun also said that all laws are equal, and there is no superiority or inferiority? Why do good men compare to girls?" Higher class?"

Deng Yuanjue didn't expect Lu Zhishen to argue with him because of a little girl, he scratched his baldness, and argued: "She, she is a woman."

Lu Zhishen rolled his eyes wide: "What about the mother-in-law? My brother, oh no, sister, you have met my sister Duan Sanniang, isn't she also a mother-in-law? Could it be that she is weaker than you and me? Your saint Fang Baihua, too. Is it a mother-in-law? However, she is arrogant, no matter how many men are inferior to her! Senior brother, don’t underestimate the mother-in-law, not to mention you and me, even the Buddha sitting in the Daxiong Palace, isn’t it also born by the mother-in-law?”

In this era, the idea that men are superior to women is deeply rooted in the bone marrow. Lu Zhishen said a few words, but Deng Yuanjue was stunned and stared at Lu Zhishen without blinking.

Seeing that he was staring at him fiercely, Lu Zhi frowned and said, "What's wrong? Could it be that the Sajia said something about you, and they were unhappy, and wanted to fight with the Sajia?"

Deng Yuanjue shook his head repeatedly, then suddenly turned his head to look at Li Tianrun and said, "Old Li, why did I suddenly feel that we worship Mingzun in vain and teach me teachings, but we are not as good as Senior Brother Lu!"

An Daoquan, who had been silent all this time, suddenly interjected: "Senior Brother Lu, there was Su Hui, don't watch him murder and set fire. In fact, you all say that the law is equal and there is no superiority or inferiority, but you don't believe it yourself, but Senior Brother Lu really practiced it himself." , in his eyes, there is no high or low, only good and evil, beauty and ugliness, goodness is beauty, respect and care, evil is ugly, water grinds a Zen stick and smashes it."

Shi Bao, Li Tianrun and others nodded repeatedly after hearing the words, showing admiration.

Lu Zhishen lowered his head, and murmured: "Goodness is beauty, plus respect and care, and evil is ugliness. Water grinds the Zen staff and smashes it..."

After reading it a few times, he suddenly raised his head, his face was full of ecstasy, his eyes swept across the crowd, and he said loudly: "Goodness is beauty, plus respect and care, and evil is ugly. Water grinds the Zen stick and smashes it!"

Its sound is like Huang Zhong Da Lu, and the sound shakes the valley.

Yang Zhi said in shock: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Zhishen shook his head again and again, his face full of joy: "Brother, I'm fine!" He waddled up to An Daoquan, and bowed deeply: "Brother An, you can not only heal people, but also heal hearts! Sajia is a foolish man. He became a monk and became a monk in Wutai Mountain, but because he was drunk and smashed the mountain gate, he was kicked out by his master. For many years, he was ignorant and couldn't understand many things. I need you to say, hahahaha, Lu Da knows his true colors! "

After saying that, she happily danced around on the spot, picked up the Zen stick, threw a few spells, and said aloud: "I don't cultivate good fruits in my life, I only love to kill and set fire. Suddenly the golden shackle was opened, and the jade lock was torn here. Hey! Help Yuandong to see the original, and today I know who I am!"

All the good men looked at each other, An Daoquan had read many medical books and alchemy scriptures, after all he had some knowledge, he vaguely knew that his unintentional words made monk Zhishen enlightened, he couldn't help but feel happy for him, he couldn't help but smile.

The ladies in the palace were stunned, but it was Caijuan who opened her mouth for a moment, then blinked suddenly, started to laugh, and said to the sisters in a low voice: "Ah, he said just now that Lu Da knew his true face. , this Lu Da, I'm afraid it's not his layman's name, could it be that the great monk wants to return to the layman?"

Immediately, his face became serious, and he looked fierce, staring at the girls and said: "I have made a deal, if he returns to vulgarity, if anyone dares to fight with me, don't blame me for making her face!"

The companions laughed angrily, and some said: "Little hooves, the officers and soldiers killed everyone, and you still think of something good."

Caijuan was beaming with joy: "What do you know, if a woman can marry a man who knows how to love women, it is a great blessing. Being a husband and wife for a day is a beautiful thing for a day, and being a husband and wife for a while is also a moment of joy!"

Before the words finished, Yao Pingzhong laughed and said, "Sure enough, I'm hiding here!"

Immediately, the officers and soldiers rushed into the valley in large numbers, and the women in the palace trembled and said: "Colored silk, I'm afraid, I'm afraid even a couple can't do it for a while..."

But Lu Zhishen stretched his waist and stopped Shi Bao and the others who were about to fight: "Come on, come on, the Sajia just suddenly realized a set of stick techniques. You are all masters in martial arts, please give me some advice."

Yao Pingzhong and Wang De looked at each other and said with a smile: "I'm afraid this monk has gone crazy. You will die immediately. How can you come up with some earth-shattering martial arts?"

Lu Zhishen's face was serious, showing the madness of King Kong subduing demons, and he said with a smirk: "We are all fighters, you kill me, I kill you, it doesn't matter at all, but along the way, who did those little girls harm? Killing her shows that you and others are ugly people, so I have no choice but to smash her with a water grinder stick!"

After finishing speaking, he strode forward, and the Zen staff rolled up wildly.

Wang De jumped up to meet him, the two of them fought all the way, fought several times, but neither of them could do anything to each other, but at this moment, after several moves, Wang De only felt that the opponent's stick technique changed drastically, like crazy, like a demon, his moves seemed like Desperately, he forced himself to retreat again and again, his face suddenly changed, and he yelled strangely: "What kind of stick technique are you using?"

Lu Zhishen only felt that every time he threw out the stick, he felt a bit more joyful in his heart and a bit more heroic. The taste in it was like drinking alcohol, and he was already drunk at this moment. "What kind of stick method is this? If you are not crazy, you will not become a Buddha, so let's call it the crazy magic stick method!"

There are different teachings: how can you become a Buddha if you are not crazy?Waving the iron stick to polish the Zen mind.Three feet high, the nameless fire of karma will burn all the evil spirits in the world!

(End of this chapter)