Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 486
But "Jade Qilin" Lu Junyi was knocked unconscious by Fang Baihua's punch, and was tied up tightly by several southern soldiers with a rope. Together with "Little Wenhou" Lu Fang, they were all locked in the woodshed and hung upside down on the beam.

Fang Baihua went back to the house and ate the battle meal. At night, when she was about to go to bed, she suddenly felt sticky all over her body.

So she taught the female soldiers under her command to find a big wooden bucket and wash it clean. She boiled a few buckets of water and poured it into it. After washing herself, she wiped her whole body. On the bright and clean skin, there were several blue marks, and he secretly said in surprise: What a "Jade Qilin", but he grabbed it casually, and it was still bruised through the armor, the strength in his hand is really amazing...

Then he became ashamed and annoyed again: Yujie has never been offended like this in 30 years, I hate this guy for being so rude, how can he be willing if he doesn't avenge his revenge?

Thinking of this, he suddenly lost sleepiness, put on some clean clothes, took the horsewhip on the wall and went out, went straight to the firewood room where Lu and Lu were imprisoned, called the guard to open the lock, and was about to open the door to enter when he suddenly heard Some voices came from inside, and I immediately opened the crack of the door to look, and there were two Lu and Lu inside, hanging side by side with their heads down, chatting.

I just heard Lu Fang say: "This demon girl, I didn't expect her to be so good at martial arts. My younger brother has been diligent in the past few years, but he is no match for her. It's no wonder that a woman with such bravery can't get married."

But Lu Junyi said: "Brother, you don't know about this matter. Mingjiao saints are continuing the old customs of Manichaeism. Those who hold this position are not allowed to marry from now on."

Lu Fang said with a smile: "Anzhi, it's not that she can't get married, so she became the holy daughter of Lao Shizi? Brother, let's talk about it. This girl's appearance is certainly good, but with her strength, martial arts, and temperament, how can she be willing?" Take care of your husband and teach your children well?"

Fang Baihua was furious when she heard this, and was about to go in to have a fit, when suddenly she heard Lu Junyi say: "Brother, you fought for the battle earlier, didn't you just see her beauty? Why did you say that now?"

Fang Baihua was taken aback when he heard this: Could it be that the fat man's tone is actually arguing for me?
Stop still now, and listen to what he can say one, two, three, four.

Lu Fang laughed and said: "At first, I just saw her outstanding character, and was provoked by Han Wuyi. I thought it was not bad to be captured as a wife, but after thinking about it, it is the so-called marrying a wife and a virtuous person. Could it be that our brothers marry a wife for Going to war? Don’t you expect her to be a husband and a teacher at home, like this kind of woman is more powerful than a man, brother, to be honest, would you marry me if it were you?”

Fang Baihua was ashamed when he heard this, and thought to himself: These two lunatics really deserve to die. Now that their lives are in my hands, they still dare to talk nonsense and make fun of me. They will go in later and cut off the heads of donkeys one by one. This hate.

Thinking this way in his heart, he didn't move an inch, subconsciously wanting to hear how Lu Junyi would answer.

Then Lu Junyi sighed, and said lightly: "Brother Lu Fang, you have seen that wife Jia in front of me. If it is about color, I am afraid that he will not lose to anyone? But because I like to make friends with good men, practice hard Martial arts, if she had less company with her, she would commit adultery with the housekeeper, hehe, it’s nothing more than mastering slaves, but she still wants to kill me and take away my property... Sigh, if Brother Wu didn’t point it out, I, Lu Junyi, would be in vain A self-proclaimed hero, he is afraid that he will die in the hands of an adulterer and whore! Lu is not a lustful person, but after this incident, he sees women's sex more and more lightly..."

Fang Baihua heard his lonely tone from outside the door, and couldn't help frowning slightly, thinking that this fat white man has a great reputation in the world, and his ability is also first-class, but he didn't expect to have such a hurtful past, but he is a pitiful person Son.

Lu Junyi sighed, and then said: "As for Miss Fang Baihua, in my opinion, good looks are second to none. You don't like her being stronger than men, but I think her arrogance is the most rare. I want her to be my wife, but I don’t get along with brothers? We usually practice literature and martial arts, compete with swords and guns, drink together when we’re tired, and sleep together when we’re drunk. Wouldn’t it be happy and carefree? A boy and a half girl will be born in the future, inheriting my two A martial artist, and a hero in the Jianghu, isn't it beautiful?"

Fang Baihua heard it in his ears, and felt his heart beating——

Although she has never been married, after all, she has lived so long and seen a lot. She also has some experience in how women act like a baby and how to fight for favor. Otherwise, how can she teach Fang Jinzhi?However, regardless of her status as a saint, if she really wants to marry a man herself and act coquettishly to compete for favor, she is unwilling. Listening to Lu Junyi's words, she can't help but think about the scene he described. It seems...it's really good look.

He also heard Lu Fang interject: "Brother, although you think well, don't you know that this woman is used to being conceited at first glance. If she gets married, she must be the master. When the time comes, the wife is strong and the husband is weak. It's a terrible life." It's not very interesting, is it?"

Lu Junyi laughed and said: "Brother Wei is a person who doesn't like to worry about everything. If she likes to take care of things, isn't the furniture accumulated by my family's five generations of wealth not enough for her to fiddle with? Foreign affairs and internal affairs, let her take care of everything she wants. To practice martial arts for my brother, to teach my sons and daughters..."

Before the words were finished, the door was kicked open with a bang. Fang Baihua rushed in, sneering, "You fat man is dreaming, but with your ability, what kind of good children can you teach? Teach your children to frame others behind their backs." Is the family clean?"

Lu Junyi and Lu Fang yelled in unison: "Ah, why are you here?"

Fang Baihua raised his chin, and said angrily, "I'm afraid I'm late, the grandchildren are all born!" Although he spoke rudely, two red clouds quickly floated on his face. Can't see clearly either.

Lu Junyi's white face could not help being dyed into red cloth very quickly, and he cared about women's length behind his back like this, but was exposed by others in front of him. He murmured: "I, I are two fools joking, it is not intentional to humiliate the girl..."

Before he could finish speaking, Fang Baihua lashed Lu Junyi with a whip, and groaned in pain.

Lu Fang was furious, and shouted sharply: "You bastard, don't try to humiliate my brother. If there are any powerful tricks, I will use them against your uncle Lu Fang!"

Fang Baihua laughed, pointed to his nose and said, "If you don't give you some color, you don't know how powerful you are, just wait until I peel the skin of this jade unicorn to make you a quilt cover!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and untied Lu Junyi from the beam. Lu Fang was so angry that he separated and shook his body like a big fish out of water, spitting obscenities, but Fang Baihua just sneered, dragged Lu Junyi, and pushed him out of the woodshed , and then locked the door, leaving only Lu Fang yelling inside.

Fang Baihua dragged Lu Junyi along, went straight back to her house, shouted back the female soldiers who were serving, closed the door, and stared at Lu Junyi without blinking. Old Lu panicked and forced a smile Meaning: "Brother Lu Fang and I were just joking, please forgive me for any offense."

Fang Baihua ignored him, still staring at the other party.

Lu Junyi couldn't help but take two steps back, and apologized: "Girl, why don't you tie me up in the woodshed, now that the night is dark, and the lonely man and the widow are in the same room, Lu has nothing to do, but I'm afraid it will hurt the girl. Qingyu..."

Fang Baihua couldn't help but sneered and said, "Ah, you are kind, your own life is in danger, and you still have to take my reputation into consideration?"

Lu Junyi said: "Don't you hear that the general will inevitably die before the battle if the earthen jar is not separated from the mouth of the well?" The surname Lu sent troops and released horses. His skills are not as good as others, so why should he die? If you can't even see this, why should I come out? fight?"

Hearing his calmness, Fang Baihua was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help but nodded and said: "Unexpectedly, you are fat and fat like a rich man, and you can take care of life and death. It's just that you are guilty of saying that your skills are not as good as others. In terms of marksmanship, this girl is not as good as you, and she won you all by tricks, don't you resent it?"

Lu Junyi smiled calmly and said: "I have practiced the marksmanship hard day by day, and your plotting methods are usually practiced by myself. Could it be that only the marksmanship is the skill, not the hidden weapon? If you lose, you lose. There is no reason to say it. "

Fang Baihua couldn't help showing a hint of admiration: "Well, being able to say these words shows that you are a good man! It's just that a good man is upright, and while you are pretending to be Liangshan to help us fight officers and soldiers, you have beaten me many times. What's the point of the land?"

Lu Junyi was originally dignified and dignified, but when she asked this sentence, he was in a panic, his face was red and red: "Ah, what officers and soldiers, Liangshan, Lu, I don't know what you are talking about..."

Seeing his gaffe, Fang Baihua felt amused, giggled, took a few steps forward, stared at Lu Junyi and asked, "Wu Mengde, Wu Zhi, isn't he the elder brother you are waiting for? Hehe, Jiedu envoy of Qingzhou, Liang Shan is a family member, don’t you really think that our dignified teachings are all fools?”

She approached as she spoke, and when she spoke the last few words, the fragrance from her mouth sprayed directly on Lu Junyi's face, how could Lu Junyi survive such a battle?Fortunately, it was tied, otherwise there would be no place to put my hands and feet, so I quickly turned my head, closed my eyes, and said: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

Fang Baihua blinked her eyes, she didn't expect this person to be so shy, she became more energetic, and said with a smile: "Ah, didn't you say earlier that you are a masculine man, not comparable to a woman like me, why are you so afraid of me now?"

Lu Junyi pressed her every step of the way, retreating again and again until he reached the wall, leaned against the wall, closed his eyes and shouted: "Of course I'm not afraid of you, if you don't believe me, untie the rope and give me a gun, I'll kill you both Let's fight again."

"I'm not!" Fang Baihua giggled and said, "You've already lost, so what's the point of fighting again? If you're not afraid of me, just open your eyes!"

"Open your eyes, open your eyes!" Lu Junyi stared angrily, but saw Fang Baihua's peach blossom face half a foot away, his eyes wandered, his breath was fragrant, he panicked suddenly, and hurriedly closed his eyes again, and shouted : "I can open it if I want to, and I can close it if I want to. Who can do anything to the master?"

Fang Baihua smiled coquettishly, and said disdainfully: "It's in vain that you are so famous as 'Jade Qilin', so you are only so courageous——No wonder your mother-in-law stole the housekeeper."

This sentence touched old Lu Nilin, his eyes suddenly opened, and he said angrily: "Fart! You say the master has no guts?"

He was restrained by Fang Baihua before, but now his anger is really like a unicorn roaring, Fang Baihua is used to seeing heroes, his heart still trembles, and then he also becomes angry, shouting: "The prisoner, you want to turn the sky upside down? "

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and slapped Old Lu on the face with a slap.

Lu Junyi was furious, and shouted: "Scholars can be killed but not humiliated. The shrew insults me so much. Let's fight with you!"

After all, Fang Baihua slammed forward. Fang Baihua was proud of it before, and he was too close. He slammed with all his strength. How could he avoid it?With a coquettish cry, they both fell to the ground immediately, and Lao Lu's chubby body weighed her down like Mount Tai, making it difficult for her to move.

Fang Baihua's shock was no small matter, and she struggled to push him away, but Lao Lu also knew that life and death were at stake, so how could she let her push him away?Although the bound caterpillar is like a caterpillar, his martial arts is amazing after all. His feet are tightly hooked to the opponent's feet, and his left and right shoulders exert strength at the same time, pressing firmly on the acupuncture points on Baihua's shoulders. Immediately, he couldn't move, his hands and feet couldn't move freely.

In shock and anger, the woman suddenly opened her mouth and bit Lu Junyi hard on the face, thinking that if Lu Junyi was in pain and his shoulders were slightly loose, she would be able to pull out her arms and regain the upper hand.

However, Lao Lu also knew the truth. Although he yelled in pain, his shoulders were heavy and he refused to let go. "Shrex, can't Lu know how to bite?" He opened his mouth and bit Fang Baihua's nose.

Fang Baihua screamed in fright when she saw him approaching menacingly, thinking that if he bit off his nose, wouldn't he become a monster?He would rather die than lose his nose, so he quickly raised his head to avoid it, but although his nose got out of the way, his mouth was exposed.

Fang Baihua was anxious, thinking that something was wrong, she was concerned about not losing her nose, but if she bit off her lip, would she still be a monster?

In desperation, there was no time to dodge, and subconsciously used a strange move——

This move is no small matter, in a hurry, he actually explored an unprecedentedly brilliant martial art.

She herself was ignorant, and she didn't know who passed on this unique skill to Dongying. There is a famous killer named Tao Baibai, who is best at this method, sticking out his tongue to kill people, with unparalleled power.

Instead of biting his nose, Lao Lu slapped the opponent with a strange move. He secretly said angrily: This shrew is too deceitful. Do you think that a certain family can do without a tongue?
Old Lu has been obsessed with martial arts for these years, and he has always been a bit slow when it comes to matters between men and women. At this moment, the two are clearly very affectionate.

However, the body has instincts after all, when the lips touched, it was as if a burst of electricity was transmitted, and the tense muscles naturally relaxed, Fang Baihua's hands and feet were immediately released, subconsciously bent his legs and reached out, and took out an extremely sharp knife from the boot.

Lu Junyi was just forgetting himself, when he suddenly felt a pain in his back, he was startled, turned his head to look, but it was Baihua who was holding the knife on his back instead.

When I looked at Fang Baihua again, I saw the complex emotions in this woman's eyes, and she shouted in a hoarse voice: "Tengtuzi, for insulting me like this, I will kill you!"

While speaking, the dagger pierced half an inch into the flesh.

However, Lu Junyi didn't seem to feel the pain, he smiled lightly, feeling more free and easy, he was completely dull in his usual manner, and said in a low voice: "Lu once read a line of poetry in the past, but he couldn't understand its meaning, now he suddenly understands, so this That's—"If you die under the Baihua knife, you can be a ghost." Hehe, if you want to kill me, please do it."

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and kissed again.

Fang Baihua's eyes were panicked at first, and then all kinds of emotions flowed through. He sighed slightly, and dragged the dagger in his right hand, breaking the rope round and round.

Lu Junyi felt the restraint loosen, he stretched out his hands, and hugged the beauty under him tightly. Fang Baihua hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his arms to hug the unicorn.

On the roof, a tile moved away silently, and then Yan Qing's young and handsome face was revealed, and the dignified prodigal son's eyes were full of shock: ah!Could it be that my master has fallen into the witch's gu?Oh, he wants to take off his pants?
Yan Qing hurriedly put back the tiles, and jumped down silently along the eaves. Niu Gao was squatting in the shadow beside him, and whispered, "Brother Yuanwai is in the house?"

Yan Qing shook her head blankly: "No, not there! I saw that the woodshed was quite heavily guarded, let's go there and have a look."

The two of them sneaked away in the dark, hiding all the way, avoiding the eyes and ears of patrolling soldiers, and came to the firewood house, but they heard Lu Fang's loud cry from inside: "The witch! The witch! The most poisonous A wicked woman with a woman's heart! You want to skin me, come and skin me Lu Fang, if you are a hero, please give my brother a good time! Brother Yuanwai, it is my younger brother who implicated you..."

Niu Gao turned pale with shock: "Ah? That woman is going to skin my elder brother? It's so vicious!"

Yan Qing's expression was complicated: "I'm afraid that 'Xiao Wenhou' made a mistake, but I think that woman is a hero, after all, she gave my master a good time..."

Niu Gao immediately burst into tears, jumped out suddenly, hacked the guard to death with a few knives, slashed off the lock with one knife, and rushed in the door, crying loudly while going to rescue Lu Fang, saying: "Brother Lu, wait for me to let you go!" Come down and avenge the brother of Yuanwai!"

Yan Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Revenge is not in a hurry, go rescue Liang Hongyu first, convince Duan Sanniang, and we can break through his barrier with our joint efforts!"

There are points to teach:
All things in the world contain yin and yang, and they are frantic when they come and go.

The rise of the unicorn disturbs the sun and the moon, and the heroic saint is proud of the cold.

Hundreds of flowers are in full bloom, love is moving, Junyi meets and remembers each other.

A little romance leads to a colorful thread, running thousands of miles and boundless.

(End of this chapter)