Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 46

Luan Tingyu laughed and said, "Brother Tieniu is not a literati, but he has a sense of elegance. How difficult is it to compose poetry? Our brother Wu is a man of both civil and military skills."

Li Kui exclaimed in surprise: "It's amazing! I only know that my brother is as illiterate as I am, but I didn't expect to be able to compose poetry? Then why is it only called Wu Mengde, it should be called Wenwushuangmengde! Brother, Tieniu just asks you to write a poem Write me in it, let future generations read it, and know that I, Li Tieniu, once existed in this world!"

Cao Cao had just drank a few bowls of quick wine with Li Kui, and when the wind from the river blew, the spirit of the wine became stronger. He laughed and said, "Okay! The bartender, get the pen and ink."

Lao Cao was also a generation of Wenzong. After awakening, he also liked to read some poems in his spare time. Although the emphasis on poems in later generations is quite different, he knows everything. , how difficult is it to have more clear rules of one, three, five, two, four, six?
Immediately pick up the pen and write the poem Qiluyi on the pillar.

The waves on the Xunyang River are green, and the pride of the horizontal lance continues today.

Drink a thousand cups of Li Tieniu, and welcome ten thousand horses Luan Tingyu alone.

There are wild songs in the Pipa Pavilion, and egrets take a bath in front of the reed beach.

How many people can understand the meaning of the two dreams of thousands of years?
Luan Tingyu knew some words and read it aloud. How could Li Kui understand it?Hearing that his name was really written in it, he was very proud, and said again and again: "My brother really did a good poem, and I asked the bartender not to wipe it, or his pavilion will be smashed to pieces."

The three of them laughed. At this time, the bartender had finished cooking the mutton, picked the fat chunks and cut them up, and served them on a big plate. Li Kui was overjoyed when he saw it, and he didn't use chopsticks. After eating three or four catties, Luan Tingyu looked at it and said, "It's a good appetite."

Cao Cao said: "What a hero! In the old days, there was a warrior named Fan Kuai in Han Gaozu's tent, and Cao Mengde had a tiger idiot Xu Chu under his command. They both eat a lot and have a straightforward temperament. I see Tie Niu as a fan Kuai and a tiger idiot."

Although Li Kui didn't study, he occasionally heard the prisoners talk about ancient times, and he knew that Fan Kuai and Xu Chu were both powerful generals in ancient times. Hearing Cao Cao's praise of him made him feel extremely happy.

Stumbling to his feet, he stood up and sang aloud: "It's still the elder brother of the Wu family, who knows heroes and values ​​heroes. Everyone in the world says that I, Tie Niu, is a picky fool. Only my elder brother loves me, just like my old lady. Hey, I am not filial. My son, good wine and good mutton, I don’t know how many grains of rice I have to eat!”

He had drunk sixty to seventy cents, his heart would be agitated, he thought of his old lady again, and suddenly wept loudly, his face was full of snot and tears, his body was dripping, either wine or gravy, it was really pickled.

At this time, a new table of guests came to the side, all squinting at Li Kui with their mouths curled, shaking their heads, hating him for ruining the elegance of this place, Cao Cao pointed at him and scolded: "My brother is innocent, his heart is like a child, and he is stronger than the world. All kinds of things, if you don’t roll away at this moment, the big fist will teach you to eat.”

Although those few people were not afraid of Cao Cao being a dwarf, Luan Tingyu held his head high, and Li Kui was like a black bear.

Cao Cao scolded the others, put his arms around Li Kui and said, "Good brother, Brother Yu knows what you want. You are a hero, but no one is willing to recognize you, and you are depressed." Rub it on Cao Cao.

Cao Cao didn't dislike him either, he hugged him tightly and said, "Since that's the case, Brother Yu will be your master. What future does this jailer have? Simply resign, and just live with my elder brother. When I finish my business, I will come to you." I will take you back to pick up my old lady, and you will all live in Yanggu County, and you will serve my old lady in the morning and evening, and show your filial piety."

Li Kui stopped crying when he heard this, and after a little thought, he shook his big head back and forth and said, "I can't go back. I beat someone to death at home, and I have to sue when I go back."

Cao Cao took everything in his hand and said, "Brother Yu will take care of it for you."

Li Kui believed it, and immediately grinned, thinking that the snot hadn't been wiped off and blown out two bubbles. Luan Tingyu smiled and said, "This black man has grown into a big man, and he has a child-like temper. Thanks to his good deeds in previous lives." , in this life, I have a brother who appreciates the love."

The three of them were talking lively, when suddenly a charming girl, Fanghua, dressed in a gauze dress, came to the front, wished the three of them good luck, and opened her mouth to sing a tune.

Li Kui had thousands of words in his mind, and he wanted to tell them one by one, but was disturbed by the woman's singing, and couldn't help being anxious, he took a step forward, wiped two fingers on the woman's forehead, the woman screamed, and suddenly fell to the ground.

Cao Cao hurriedly went to help him up to have a look, only to see that the peach cheeks were like dirt, and the sandalwood mouth was speechless, and he didn't know about human affairs.

The owner of the hotel was shocked when he saw this, and ran to grab Cao Cao, and said in a panic, "Guest officials, what should I do?" Mother, come to the pavilion together.

Cao Cao ignored their noise and looked closely, only to see a piece of oily skin rubbed off his forehead. He said in a deep voice, "Don't panic, and get some wine."

Luan Tingyu hurriedly brought him a bowl of wine, Cao Cao took it in his hand, took a sip in his mouth, sprayed it all over his face, the woman moaned softly, and slowly woke up.

The woman's parents saw that Cao Cao and the others were very imposing, and they didn't dare to fight.

Seeing that they were miserable, Cao Cao called the old man and asked, "This is my brother's fault. You can see how to solve it."

The old man bowed his hands and saluted, and said in a low voice: "Your official, the youngest old man is surnamed Song. This is Zhuo Jing and the youngest daughter Baolian. The young old man loved to sing when he was young, but because his family was poor and it was difficult to live, there was nothing he could do about it. I bought a few songs for my daughter, and sold and sang them randomly in this pavilion to make a living. I blame the little girl for being anxious. No matter what the officials are talking, they just sing and sing, which just annoyed this elder brother. Fortunately, there is no serious problem. How dare you blame the officials? The little old couple will bring their daughter home and raise them."

After Cao Cao listened, he nodded secretly. Although his singing was indecent, he was a man who knew how to advance and retreat, and had good eyesight.A pair of eyes looked and looked at the woman's face, the woman couldn't help but blush, and turned her head to hide in her mother's arms.

When Cao Cao saw that the woman was shy, he felt happier. He took out an ingot of 20 taels of silver and handed it to the woman: "This matter is finally my brother's hand, which accidentally injured your daughter. You can take some silver and give it to her." Love will support you." Seeing his majestic demeanor, the old woman dared not say more, and accepted him tremblingly.

Cao Cao said to old man Song: "Old man Song, let her mother and daughter go back first, and old man stay here and have a drink together."

Old man Song felt uneasy, he waved his hands again and again and said, "How dare you bother, how dare you bother."

Cao Cao said: "I have something to discuss with you, please sit down."

He stretched out his hand and sat down on the seat.The old man complained secretly, winked, and let his wife and daughter go first.

After the old woman walked away with her daughter, Cao Cao poured a glass of wine for old man Song: "Old man, I would like to ask, how old is your love this year?"

The old man became more and more frightened, and he didn't dare not answer, and said in a low voice: "In two months, it will be the birthday."

Cao Cao nodded, and suddenly asked Li Kui, "Tie Niu, how old are you this year?"

Li Kui scratched his head blankly: "I seem to be... yes, I should be 26 years old this year."

Cao Cao asked again: "What do you think of that little lady just now?"

Old man Song blinked. He thought it was Cao Cao who fell in love with his daughter, but now he realized something was wrong. Looking carefully at Li Kui, he was honest and strong. Sophisticated, knowing that this type of person is straightforward and warm-hearted, but they are ten thousand times better than that slippery little boy, so he couldn't help but listen to his answer attentively.

Li Kui shook his head and said: "It's not forbidden to be beaten, just lightly touch it and it will fall down, you are so delicate, if you take a heavy punch from me, wouldn't you be beaten into a piece of cake?"

Luan Tingyu sprayed the wine on the ground with a sip, old man Song's face was blue and he coughed repeatedly.

(End of this chapter)