Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 355

Dajin Kingdom, Huining Mansion, outside the imperial city, in the post house.

It is said that it is a post house, the Kingdom of Jin was established only a few years ago, and it fought to the death with the Kingdom of Liao, which country established diplomatic relations with him?It's just that dozens of houses have been tidied up in a hurry, and a sign of a post house has been hung up, and the Song envoys have been settled for a while.

There is a waning moon in the sky, and a solitary lamp in the hall.

Under the light, Zhou Tong bowed his head and knelt on the ground. In front of him was Lao Cao sitting upright, surrounded by a group of brothers, all faces with different expressions were hidden in the shadows.

There was a lot of excitement in the imperial city today, Ah Gu ordered Wanyan Zongxiong to send a group of people to the post house, and after dinner, Ma Zheng, Hu Yanqing and others went to rest by themselves, Cao Cao called the group of brothers to his room, Zhou Tong was silent when he entered the room Joyfully, he hugged Ruan Xiaoqi and boasted: "Brother Xiaoqi, you don't know that my nickname of 'Pretty Man' really deserves it..."

Then Cao Cao shouted in a deep voice: "Zhou Tong! You are guilty!"

Lao Cao had never talked to his brothers like this before. With this drink, the former king of Wei showed his demeanor. Everyone was stunned, and they all thought: "Brother, this drink is so majestic!"
Zhou Tong was the first to bear the brunt, and felt his heart tremble even more. He hurriedly looked over, but saw Cao Cao crouching like a tiger, his face sinking like water, and his eyes pressing on his face like a steel knife. Kneeling down on the ground: "Brother, brother, younger brother, younger brother, I know, I am guilty."

Cao Cao didn't know that he was so powerful at this time, but he felt strange: Why is this guy so unfazed?

Don't look at Zhou Tong's mediocre background, and his martial arts are not outstanding. In terms of courage, he is really full of——

Provoking Hu Yanzhuo, tortured Zengtou City, drinking Huazhou City, trying to lure Li Tianwang Li Cheng, capturing the little pioneer alive, killing the demon Zhizhou alone... There are many achievements, even if you are not courageous, it is difficult to do it.

And unlike Li Kui who is a reckless man, Zhou Tong is brave but not reckless, not to mention letting Hui step on the snow and Wuzhi, and donating Tai'a sword, just talking about the farce of marriage at the foot of Taohua Mountain, he is not like ordinary kings. Grab a girl and go up the mountain to become Mrs. Yazhai, but she does it in a polite and affectionate manner, which is very dignified.

There are those handsome and handsome judges who can't help but ask, how can it be called polite and affectionate?
Let's talk about politeness, just look at what Liu Taigong said that day: "Because I came to the old man's village to ask for a gift, I met the old man's daughter, and left 20 taels of gold and a piece of red brocade as a gift. I chose tonight to be a good day, and I came to the old man's village at night. superior."

20 taels of gold and a horse of red brocade, this is just a fixed ceremony.Although he is nicknamed the Little Overlord, he doesn't follow the example of the Overlord. Instead, he chooses a good day and makes a special trip to marry him.

You must know that the son-in-law has a low status and is like a domestic slave. Why does the dignified little overlord want to join the son-in-law?Because Mr. Liu had no children, he had only one daughter and depended on her to take care of him, so when Zhou Tong fell in love with him at first sight, he refused to take away the beauty of others and was willing to be a son-in-law.

This kind of behavior, not to mention the pervert Wang Ying and others, is the mountain king who is full of Jianghu, except for those who are not good at women, how many of them can match the little bully?It was Zhang Yide, the Marquis of Huan, who didn't think of offering a betrothal gift when he robbed the Xiahou clan!
So what is sentient being?That day, the little overlord was so drunk that he sold his account, and when he went down the mountain, he was drunk, "seventy to eighty percent drunk". Willing to be worshiped by him: "You are my father-in-law, how do you kneel down to me?" "Why does Mount Tai welcome you like this?"

After entering the bridal chamber, he said two sentences, and even saw a word of love, which was: "You see, my husband is a housekeeper, and there is no bowl lamp in the room, so my wife sits on the ground in the dark. Tomorrow I will ask Xiao Luo to carry a bucket of good oil from the cottage to order with him." Then: ""Beat my husband if you do anything. "

A drunken bandit saw the darkness of the bridal chamber, and thought his father-in-law should save money, and immediately wanted to carry a barrel of oil for him to light the lamp!
Then he was hit hard on the head and face, and didn't want to fight back, but why did the bride want to hit her husband?This kind of favor, even among ordinary people, can be regarded as a kind person.

Cao Cao had heard Monk Hua talk about these past events in detail, so he secretly looked up at Zhou Tong. On weekdays, he would open his eyes and close his eyes when he made some bad things that "the generals are not allowed by military orders abroad". It was a blessing, but the results were not bad.

However, he also knows in his own heart that the bigger his career will be in the future, the more brothers he will have. They can't befriend each other purely because of friendship. If they want to do big things, they will naturally have to establish rules and regulations.

Especially now that he is in a foreign country, it is even more forbidding to make mistakes. Today, Zhou Tong took a fancy to himself and made up his own mind. The brothers were outraged. Lao Cao just made a move to push the boat along, so he made a rule with Zhou Tong.

Unexpectedly, with a shout, this little overlord, who was always full of courage, was so frightened that he couldn't speak well, and his face turned pale instantly. Lao Cao couldn't help but feel soft when he remembered how he was usually a human being. He sighed and let go of his aura Shao Shao said lightly: "Since you are convicted, it's easy to say, but if you talk about it yourself, what did you do wrong?"

Zhou Tong didn't dare to look at Cao Cao, lowered his head, and stammered, "The younger brother is guilty of arbitrarily arbitrarily asserting himself. The former brothers planned to let the elder brother Guan Zhong take the lead, but the younger brother was not compatible and robbed the elder brother Guan Zhong." The limelight, and my own martial arts are not very good, if Brother Shi didn't help in time, it would have ruined the big brother's affairs."

Cao Cao frowned and said, "Since you know it well, don't you know that you committed the crime?"

Zhou Tong became more and more terrified, with an expression of remorse and remorse on his face: "My little brother is the upper body of a ghost! I was sitting comfortably, but when I saw the princess, my heart beat and my mouth dried up, but it seemed like I was possessed by an evil spirit. Later, I saw that the emperor wanted to punish her." Her heart was flustered like a drum beating, her head was confused for a while, and when she came back to her senses, she was already standing and arguing with the emperor..."

As he was chattering, Cao Cao's expression became more and more strange the more he listened, he couldn't help but look up at the brothers, but he saw that everyone's expressions were also strange, he never expected that this guy really fell in love with the princess at first sight. .

Only "Faceless" Jiao Ting, with the same expression as usual, nodded his head, and said to himself: "In this way, brother Zhou Tong is just looking for sex, so he dared to disobey brother's general order, the law of the army, and Commander beheaded, brother Zhou Tong is so courageous! Could it be that those sour dings are talking about death under the peony flower, and being a ghost is also flirtatious?"

Zhou Tong was kneeling down, but when he heard what he said, he was paralyzed with fright, and said in shock, "How about beheading the violator? Brother, let's talk about it, don't behead me with a knife, how about just beating me to death with a stick?" ?”

Cao Cao wondered, "If you beat him to death with a stick, don't you suffer piecemeal?"

Zhou Tong said with a sad face: "Little brother with this body, if he wants to be beaten to death, a hundred sticks are enough. However, to please my brother, can I be beaten in installments? Ten sticks a month, for a full year, will be fine." It's settled."

Jiao Ting counted with his fingers, and wondered: "Isn't that an extra twenty sticks?"

Zhou Tong said angrily: "Brother allowed me to install installments, am I so shameless? If the interest is not included, how can I be considered a hero?"

Xu Guanzhong shook his head and laughed: "Wonderful! Brother Zhou Tong is very quick and intelligent, no wonder he can survive for many days in such a tiger and wolf den in Zengtou City." Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing, shaking his head and laughing: "But you can talk to yourself, who said I'm going to kill you? Well, in the past, I was too casual for my brother, and I didn't set rules with my brothers. I can't blame it You alone."

Then his expression became serious, and he said instead: "Zhou Tong, don't blame your brother's ruthlessness. What we are doing now is a great cause. It is different from the past, and we can't tolerate even the slightest mistake. Everyone agrees. This section is your fault because you have a lot of troubles. However, you did not declare the rules, so that the brothers were lax and slack in their hearts. This section is my brother's fault. Let me think of the first offender. You and I both fought in the th Army Stick, are you convinced?"

Hearing this, Zhou Tong nodded his head first, then shook it desperately, and shouted: "It's okay for my brother to hit me, but what does it have to do with you? This stick will never hit my brother, there are forty sticks in total, little brother!" Just carry it all."

Lin Chong, Hua Rong, etc. were also taken aback. For a while, everyone began to persuade them. Lao Cao got impatient, turned his face into a tiger, and shouted: "Shut up! I want to make rules now, for my grand plan, isn't it? It’s not a joke, how can you still bargain? Let’s not talk nonsense, if today’s board doesn’t hit my ass, the brothers are used to being loose in the past, how can they pay attention to these rules?”

"Good!" Fan Rui couldn't help admiring: "Cao Mengde marched in the past, stepped on the wheat field by mistake, violated his own military order, and cut off his hair to replace the leader. Since then, the three armies have never dared to disobey! My brother behaves like an ancient man."

Hearing this, Jiao Ting couldn't help frowning and said: "What is this? Hair is hair, and the head is the head. If it can be replaced, then what's the point of cutting it off? My brother Wu Mengde is better than this Cao Mengde. It is the same as hitting the army stick. Zhou Tong fought together, why did he come up with the idea of ​​using a saddle instead of a butt?"

Cao Cao blushed, forced a smile and said, "Brother Jiao Ting, you're really blunt."

Lin Chong knew the details of Lao Cao's origin, and when he heard the words, he had a strange expression, glanced at Jiao Ting, and thought to himself: "My brother is known as a traitor, and he doesn't stick to trivial matters, so I can't say it right away. We are in the Kingdom of Jin, and it will be inconvenient for us to be beaten. Replace it with a saddle, and Jiao Ting said that, no matter how thick-skinned it is, it's hard to tell.

Xu Guanzhong smiled and said: "Brother Jiao's words are right and wrong. The "Book of Filial Piety" says that the body is hairy and skinny, and the parents dare not damage it. This is the beginning of filial piety. Meng Degong cut off the head of the generation. Although his life is not damaged, his virtue is there. Injury, it can be seen that his self-punishment is severe, if not for this, how could the three armies take it seriously?"

Jiao Ting listened, and nodded in a daze: "So that's how it is, the hair is the head."

Cao Cao didn't call anyone else, and immediately ordered Jiao Ting and Shi Qian to be executed. He said solemnly, "Why did you choose only your two brothers? It's because Jiao Ting has the most straightforward nature, and such straight people will not favor others. I have learned the ability to go to thousands of houses and go through thousands of households, but I have a masculine spirit in my heart, and I will not show favoritism."

Jiao Ting and Shi Qian couldn't help being excited when they heard the words, Jiao Ting said: "Don't worry, elder brother, younger brother will definitely not show mercy, you can hit him however you want."

Cao Cao nodded, lay down side by side with Zhou Tong, let the two of them use guns instead of sticks, and each took a towel to bite in his mouth.

Cao Cao was beaten by Shi Qian. Although Shi Qian was not merciful, he never exerted force deliberately. His strength was also limited. After the beating, although his buttocks were swollen, there was no serious injury. Old Cao grinned and got up, saying: " We will act in the future, and the order will be strict, and you should tell everyone about the twenty sticks today, after you go back, as a warning."

The brothers are all awe-inspiring.

Cao Cao helped Zhou Tong up again, Zhou Tong pulled the towel out of his mouth and cried, "You're so shameless, you almost killed me."

Jiao Ting looked at Zhou Tong's buttocks, the skin was broken and bleeding, but he felt guilty, and forced a smile: "If I make a mistake in the future, you will call me back." After saying that, he took the golden sore medicine, and applied it on Zhou Tong's behalf.

It was night, and both of them fell asleep on their stomachs.

On the next day, there was no movement at Aguda, only Lou Shi came to see Cao Cao, and hurriedly left a sentence: "The matter of forming an alliance involves a lot. It’s not something that can be done in a day. Brother Wu, let’s take everyone to enjoy it at will, and we’ll invite you after we’ve made a decision.”

When Ma Zheng heard about it, he panicked: "Ah, I've traveled thousands of miles here. If I can't do this, how can I have the face to see Shumi Tong? His years of hard work have been in vain. No, I'm going to see the benefactor and tell him face to face."

Grabbed by Cao Cao, he said angrily: "You are a minister of the country, and you have read the books of sages and sages. Don't you hear that rushing to the top is not a business!"

Ma Zheng's eyes straightened when he heard it, and he really didn't know which saint had such a high opinion.

Cao Cao said in a low voice: "Between the Song and Liao Dynasties, there has been peace for a hundred years. Although the officials and the privy officials wanted to compete with Youyun, but Youyun has been lost for a long time, so why rush for a while? On the contrary, it is the Kingdom of Jin, which is already at the same level as the Kingdom of Liao. Water and fire, although the Jurchen army is strong, after all, there are few people, and the Khitan centipedes still have the power to fight again, think carefully, who should be in a hurry to form an alliance?"

Ma Zheng frowned, "But..."

Hu Yanqing interrupted suddenly: "Don't talk too much, Doctor Ma, listen to Wu Jiedu."

Cao Cao glanced at Hu Yanqing with admiration, and said again: "Furthermore, the Jin Kingdom was established at the beginning, and it is about to make friends with a big country. It is necessary to seek a righteous name and identity, so that it can fight against the Liao Kingdom. The world is a big country, who else can I have? You can be careful Think, who is in a hurry to form an alliance?"

After finishing speaking, he looked around and saw that a group of brothers were also listening, and raised his voice slightly: "What's more, the country of the brothers Song and Liao, the country of Jin does not form an alliance with me, so I really don't worry about the Lord of Liao cutting off the sixteen prefectures of Youyun. Do you want Song Jun to help him put down the rebellion?"

At this point, Ma Zheng's face finally changed, and he said in shock: "Ah, there is such a trick? But... the Khitan elite soldiers, it is still difficult for the Jurchen to strike, I am a big coward..."

Cao Cao rolled his eyes when he heard this, and Lin Chong suddenly said in a low voice: "Idiot! The court uses you as an envoy, it is really ridiculous. You know that the Song army can't fight, how can the Jin country know? Even if there are rumors, hehe, I will wait for my brother to fight bloody battles all the way." Fighting, displaying martial arts everywhere, but why?"

Ma Zheng blinked, and didn't care about Lin Chong scolding him for a while, but showed ecstasy: "Ah, ah, ah, ah... I understand, it turns out that you must fight to be the first in order to let Jin Guo know, Song The army dares to fight and can fight!"

Ruan Xiaoqi was full of irritability when he heard that, he suddenly drew his knife, and chopped three times on the ground: "Wow, didn't you say that all those who become high officials are Wenqu stars who come down to earth? How can this Wenqu star be stupider than me, Xiaoqi? "

Jiao Ting nodded in agreement, "Stupid than me."

A group of brothers shook their heads and scattered, leaving Ma Zheng cheering: "Miao, Miao, so that's the case. In this way, the Jurchen waited for me, but it was just a posturing. The initiative is in my Song Dynasty. In the hands! Aha, aha, this mission, Ma will definitely leave a good name in the history!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his head: "Huh? Where are you? Ma wants to invite you to drink and go shopping in brothels!"

Cao Cao figured out the key points, so he didn't pay any more attention to it. He took a group of brothers out to take advantage of this rare time to take a good look at the Jurchen customs. Tong, walking is the most domineering.

Because the buttocks were covered with thick plaster, they could only walk with their legs crossed. Cao Cao was short and unobtrusive, while Zhou Tong was as tall as he swaggered as he walked, his eyes staring around. Can't help but get angry.

At this time, a five-flowered horse suddenly came running, and the person immediately said coquettishly: "Hey, it really is the Kingdom of Heaven, and it walks differently from others. Zhou Tong, where are you going?"

Zhou Tong turned his head and saw that it was Wanyan Wulu, and he immediately smiled, and his butt didn't hurt anymore: "Ah, princess! Your father and emperor are discussing business today, and I'm going to go out and walk around when I'm bored, and take a look at the local customs. "

Wu Lu said with a smile: "How can you see the benefits of walking around like this? I have nothing to do with you. Since I happened to meet, I might as well take you to enjoy it. This will be where the Ning Mansion is delicious and interesting. In my heart."

Zhou Tong became more and more joyful, and subconsciously wanted to agree. He bit the word "good" between his teeth, and turned his head to look at Cao Cao's expression.

Cao Cao nodded secretly, the twenty sticks were not in vain at last, he immediately smiled and said: "It's rare for the princess to be kind, I'll wait..."

Before the words fell, someone behind him said: "Amitabha, friend from the old country, came from a long way, how about drinking a cup of tea in the poor monk's monastery?"

Everyone looked back, who was it if it wasn't the former Instructor Wang and the current Monk Pufeng, the master of the Dajin Kingdom?
Cao Cao was about to answer, but Wu Lu had already pursed her lips: "Master, I came first, they are my guests today! If you want to invite me to drink tea, please do so in a few days."

Lao Cao originally wanted to ask Wu Lu about the reality of the Kingdom of Jin, but with the ready-made general wind here, he wanted to come to Wu Lu as a naive princess, after all, how would he know?Whether the two are more important in terms of intelligence is self-evident.

Immediately pretending to be thinking, then smiled and said: "Forget it, Princess Wulu is of course a good intention, but she should also feel sorry for the joy of the national teacher's acquaintance in a foreign country. It is better to act like this, Zhou Tong, you are us. Among the brothers, if you are a talented person, you will accompany the princess to find out where the delicious food and fun are, and then lead everyone there. We will go to the Guoshi Temple to rejoice and talk about the friendship of the motherland. Isn't it the best of both worlds? "

As soon as Wu Lu heard this, she only cared about Zhou Tong in her eyes, and the other ones were oil bottles. It would be better without them. She immediately beamed with joy, looked Cao Cao up and down, and praised: "It's the best of both worlds, you , is really particular about doing things, anyway, this princess will wait for Zhou Tong to get acquainted with it, and you can just play tricks with him in the future."

Seeing that Zhou Tong was not riding a horse, she simply jumped off the horse and walked side by side with Zhou Tong.Zhou Tong walked like a duck, talking and comparing hands, and had already said countless witty words, which made Wu Lu laugh constantly.

Cao Cao winked, Shi Qian nodded slightly, knowing that Cao Cao was afraid that Zhou Tong would cause an accident, and it would be difficult to deal with it alone, so he pulled Jiao Ting and followed Zhou Tong and Wu Lu away from a distance.

Seeing it, Pu Feng sighed, shook his head, and showed a smile: "Wu Jiedu, Teacher Lin, and brothers, please!"

There are different schools: cut off the head of the generation to traitor Xiongzhi, and fight brotherhood with a big stick.We must work together for great achievements, and the rules and regulations are self-evident.

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