Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 310 Who Matched Xiaoman With Agua

The theory of immortals and ghosts has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people since ancient times.

Seeing two big men coming with their backs stepping on the water, the soldiers on the deck all said that the god of water appeared, and they bowed themselves down a long time ago, and they didn't know which one thought of it first, and threw the Chongyang cake in their hands into the water. Come on, the water god master of the Double Ninth Festival will show his holiness, so don’t you want to eat the Double Ninth Cake?They all followed suit and threw the unfinished pastries into the water.

Well, it's fortunate that there is no woman on board, otherwise she would have thrown it into the water to be the wife of the water god master.

The fish around, but today they are reaping the rewards, flocking to the future, scrambling to eat the cake, as if they want to have fun with others and spend the Double Ninth Festival together.

At this moment, Niu Gao and the two came up to the front, and the Chongyang Cake fell like raindrops, and it was sticky, and it was sticky all over the head and face in a short while, the two reckless men suddenly burst into flames, yelling: "Ah! Where is it?" Xiao Xiao, how dare you stab someone in the back!"

Zhang Heng, Tong Wei, and Tong Meng, three on board, were kowtowing like garlic, muttering to the river god to bless him for smooth sailing, climbing high every step of the way, marrying wives and having children, and enshrining his wife and children. He got up boldly, looked down the boat, and said in amazement: "Hey, isn't this brother Li Kui and Niugao? How did you two become masters of the water god? When you are here, you want to bless me and my brothers as well." .”

Niu Gao yelled: "What is the water god grandpa? I'm still the water god grandma! Brother Zhang, quickly put a rope and pull us up."

Li Kui also called out, "Brother Zhang Heng, can I, Brother Wu, be on board?"

Zhang Heng turned his head and saw that Cao Cao was still crying, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, just because the two of you have become masters of the water god, you are already crying."

Li Kui wondered: "Wouldn't it be good if I became the grandfather of the water god? Let my grandson blow off his breath and send you to the place!"

Niu Gao said angrily: "Brother Tieniu, I have worked so hard to step on the water, how can you take advantage of me?"

Li Kui stared at him and said, "It's strange, you are grandma and I am grandpa. How can I take advantage of you when you are two equals?"

Niu Gao said angrily: "If your grandpa is drunk from drinking, wouldn't you join my grandma for fun? This is taking advantage of me."

Li Kui shuddered and said, "Don't even think about such a good thing. Grandpa, I'm into carp, and I won't be into you."

Before he finished speaking, the school of fish under his two feet suddenly split apart. A big red carp about half the length of a person leaped out of the water with a bang, grabbed a piece of Double Ninth Cake in its mouth, flicked its tail, and gave Li Kui a big mouthful. , His face turned red from the beating.

Niu Gao laughed so hard: "Grandpa Water God, you bison and carp won't let you in."

Li Kui was ashamed and angry, so he went to grab his ears, Niu Gao dodged, and the two of them fell together, with a thud, a big splash was made, and the four hands beat wildly in shock, shouting "Help" in unison.

After their quarrel, Cao Cao held back his tears, because these two were alive and well, and they really didn't look like ghosts, so he wondered if they were still two happy ghosts?

Seeing him falling into the water and calling for help, I thought, where is there any ghost who is afraid of drowning?Quickly shouted: "Go and save people!"

But when he heard the sound of Teng, Zhang Heng had already jumped into the water, holding the back of his neck with one hand, his feet stepped on the water, the water was only rippling around his waist, he raised his face and laughed loudly: "Brother, These two warm men are not ghosts."

Immediately, the crowd put the ropes and hung him up three times. The generals were surprised when they saw it, and they all rowed to see the real body of the water god. Zhang Heng rolled his eyes strangely and shouted: "Crowd to see Is it so hot? Are you afraid of crushing the boat? Get out of here, these are Brother Wu's two brothers, here to find Brother Wu to play tricks on."

After hearing this, the Chinese army bit their fingers and said: "Ah, I know why the general was able to defeat the king of Chu, and he came to attack the king of Jin again. Those grass-headed kings were all transformed by dragons. They are not something ordinary people can deal with. It turns out that the general of my family also has a history. , I don’t see the dignified water god, they are all his brothers.”

After passing it on ten times and one hundred times, from the navy to the army, Cao Cao's admiration for Cao Cao was increased tenfold. The head of the family will be the enemy, but he doesn't know that the God of Qinshui River is his helper, and immediately sends a big wave to wipe out Qinyuan, and King Jin will inevitably be a fish and turtle."

Not to mention the secret discussions of these sergeants, but only to say that on the flagship, Cao Cao rushed forward, regardless of the dripping water, first touched Li Kui, then kneaded Niu Gao, and the two men felt warm Only then did he really feel at ease, and he liked to say: "Haha, my two brothers are indeed not dead! It's just how did you two find this place? How did you do it so that you can walk freely on the water?"

Li Kui knew that Cao Cao thought they were dead and turned into ghosts. The ghosts came on the water. Seeing Cao Cao's red eyes and tears still remaining on his face, the iron man was immediately moved. That black fellow was playing, but made brother sad, Tie Niu was wrong."

Niu Gao was annoyed immediately: "You black man, why are you blaming me again?"

Sing a big song at the moment, and said to Cao Cao: "Brother Rongbao, it's this black guy who had a dream when he was in Qingzhou. He dreamed that my brother led thousands of troops and took a big boat to fight some bird Tianhu. , Unexpectedly, I met a demon who did what he did, causing the big water to overturn his brother's boat and drown him in the water. The black servant woke up crying, regardless of 21, , , and ran to the mansion in the starry night to cry with several sisters-in-law. After being frightened by him, she couldn't help but cry, Sanniang's sister-in-law refused to breastfeed her baby immediately, so she wanted to put on armor and carry a knife to save her brother, fortunately I tried to persuade her..."

Cao Cao was secretly surprised when he heard him say that Li Kui had a dream, but when he heard the words Sanniang and Haier, he immediately threw the monster's practice into the country of Java, and said with emotion: "Sanniang has become a mother. The coolness remains the same as before, but is my new baby all right?"

Li Kui wiped his snot on Cao Cao's chest, and said in a low voice in his arms: "It's okay, it's okay, many brothers from Liangshan came to Qingzhou to take care of them during those days of delivery. The old neighbor, Mrs. Wang, worked hard in the house, so the mother and child were safe, and gave birth to a good boy, weighing eight catties and one tael, with a handsome appearance. The sister-in-law asked Chao Tianwang to name him. Chao Tianwang said that his brother was both civil and military, so it was naturally his brother who went back to name him. That's right, I only gave her a baby name, Xiaoman."

Cao Cao didn't expect Wang Po to move to Qingzhou, but he didn't bother to ask any more questions, so he wondered, "Why are you called a little man?"

Niu Gao laughed and said: "Brother Tianwang said that at the end of the Han Dynasty there was a hero Cao Mengde, whose baby name was Ah Man, and whose elder brother was nicknamed Wu Mengde, who gave birth to a child named Xiaoman, which perfectly complemented each other."

Li Kui said: "Fuck, but the king of heaven has no children all his life. When he saw our little man, he was very happy. He hugged him and refused to let go. Xiao Lang couldn't find the milk paper in his arms, so he tore off a beard of the king of heaven in a rage. His brute strength is amazing, so he is called Xiaoman, Guan Sheng and Lin Chong are all vying to be Xiaolang's master."

Cao Cao looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, good, what a little man! You are really my son!"

A flash of thought flashed across his mind, but he thought of Huang Xu'er in his previous life, who also possessed extraordinary strength since he was a child. He could give birth to tigers and leopards when he was more than ten years old.

It also occurred to me that Chao Gai and the old Liangshan knew his origin, so they named him Xiaoman as a homonym, and their nicknames like Wu Mengde were just a deception.

Li Kui suddenly laughed and said: "Tie Niu also took care of his brother. My sister-in-law gave birth two days later, and Baolian was about to give birth. I owed An Daoquan and Wang Po to take care of her husband and mother. These two old guys, one is familiar with medical skills." , one has rich experience, and they fought fiercely for a while, and the two cooperated well. A girl as small as Baolian actually gave birth to a big baby of nine pounds and eight taels. My old lady was so happy that she burned incense everywhere. Her chick lays big eggs, which was the most dangerous thing, but now the mother and child are safe, it can be seen that the gods bless us, and our family is blessed."

"Nine catties and eight taels!" Not only Cao Cao, but all the generals who were smiling and listening to them were startled, and they all shouted: "This kind of bone, isn't he a martial arts wizard?"

Bian Xiang smiled and stepped forward, patted Li Kui with his big hands and said, "Brother, are you called Tie Niu? I am Brother Wu's new brother, called 'Bull Demon King' Bian Xiang. Look, I have two brothers who are the same. It’s all bullish, isn’t it predestined? The martial arts surnamed Bian, the most important thing is natural strength, your son, if you ask me to be your teacher in the future, I will teach him to be an unparalleled general in the world.”

Li Kui stared at him, and said angrily: "Did you bully me, Tieniu, and didn't have a son? My eldest child is obviously a little girl, so how can she be a fierce general?"

Niu Gao covered his mouth and whispered: "It's not impossible. I heard that there are two new heroes on Liangshan. They are two male and female. The female's surname is Duan. .”

But Bian Xiang was taken aback: "A girl who's not in the same boat?"

Li Kui snorted: "You bull devil king, you are not as knowledgeable as my old lady. My old lady said: You are heavy. My elder brother will definitely be the emperor in the future. His little man is the prince, my agua, She is the Crown Princess, in the future my brother is gone, Xiaoman becomes the emperor, my Agua is the queen, this is a noble person, heh heh, how can I be the queen if there is nothing wrong with it?"

"Agua!" Cao Cao shook his head and smiled wryly, "Who gave you the baby name?"

Li Kui immediately laughed and said: "My mother! At that time, the Wang Po was screaming in the room: Oh, what a big melon! My mother clapped her hands and said: "Good melon, good melon, but this is my Agua."

People like Li Kui, even if they don't know him, can see that he is a straight person with a straight mouth and a straight mouth when they meet him. One by one, you look at me, I look at you, and those pairs of eyes rolling around in their eye sockets all show a look of joy, which means: "Ah...so...so...so...then We...hehehehe!"

For a while, everyone looked at Li Kui again, and their eyes were not as friendly as before: You are an old brother, are you amazing?The queen's seat should belong to your daughter?If you bully me, won't you have a daughter?
Among the generals, only Liu Yanqing looked complicated, looked at Cao Cao, bowed his head and remained silent for a long time.

Cao Cao couldn't help frowning, and thought to himself, "Nine catties, nine catties...Look at Li Kui's appearance again, his big nostrils are flickering, and the two tufts of nose hairs inside are like hooked halberds...Suddenly, Duan Duan came to mind again." The appearance of Sanniang...can't help but shake her head: My little man, although his nickname is Man, is not Po, how can he learn from Han Wu?

Haha smiled: "Children have their own destiny, but parents don't have to worry too much. Maybe your family's big flower likes to be a fierce general? Tie Niu, don't favor boys over girls. Since ancient times, heroines have not Less!"

Li Kui said: "It's Agua, but not Dahua."

Shi Qian said: "Yes, yes, Agua is a good name. It doesn't look like a big flower. It sounds like it wants to eat people."

Li Kui glanced at him: "The big flower is also very nice, how can you eat people?"

Shi Qian shrank his neck, and quickly changed the topic: "You said you dreamed that your brother capsized, so you came to rescue him?"

"Ah...that's right!" Li Kui cheered up and looked at Cao Cao: "Brother, you don't know something. I, Tieniu, don't dream all my life. If I dream, it will come true. I dreamed that my brother had an accident. I hope I didn't scare me to death. Please see me." After leaving my sister-in-law, I went to the government office to ask for leave and came to find my elder brother. Originally, I planned to go to Liangshan first, find elder brother Dai Zong, and send me here by magic, but unexpectedly, I found this black servant following behind me when I went out of the city!"

Niu Gao laughed and said: "Don't blame me, brother, it's Tie Niu who has a big mouth and talks about his strange dreams everywhere, and the brothers are panicked. When the younger brother came home and said, both my mother and Mingyue said that Brother Tie Niu is a straight man. Waiting for people to have dreams come true. I have been greatly favored by my brother. If something really happens, how can I stay out of it? So I asked my brother to help me. I wanted to come quietly, but as I was walking, I found that Tieniu was rushing ahead. He refused to allow me to follow, and he started arguing with me, and happened to meet Master."

"Master?" Lao Cao couldn't help but concentrate, knowing that he had reached a critical point.

Li Kui raised his eyebrows: "I was afraid that this black man would miss the job, so I was about to beat him back with my fist, when suddenly a tattered old Taoist priest emerged from the thorns next to him, with a smile on his face, he opened his mouth and said: "The black whirlwind hits the black!" Fenghu, interesting and interesting, just in time for a drink."

Niu Gao argued: "What kind of shabby old Taoist priest? He is a tattered Taoist priest with white eyebrows and a white beard. He looks about 20 years old. He has a red face and a chubby face. He seems to be only seven or eight years old." Years old, I knew at a glance that he was a Taoist, but this black man said that he was a child with wool on his face, pretending to be an old man."

Li Kui said angrily: "Didn't I see that he is full of white teeth, he really doesn't look like an old man?"

Everyone was engrossed in listening, Lu Junyi was surprised and said: "Young boy face, white beard and white hair, isn't this a god who has cultivated to a positive result?"

The two black men said in unison: "Yes, it is a fairy!"

Niu Gao said: "Brother Tie Niu was mad at him for watching us lively, so he took out his ax and threatened him, but with a single finger, Tie Niu's two big axes turned into two big scorpions, with a twist of their tails, they stung Tie Niu. The two wrists were suddenly swollen black and shiny."

Hearing this, Li Kui put his arms around Niu Gao and said, "It's rare that my good brother, seeing that I've hit the trick, drew out two iron maces and wanted to avenge me. The fairy pointed again, and his two maces suddenly changed." into two big centipedes..."

Yuan Lang also used dual weapons, felt the same feeling when he heard the words, pointed at Niu Gao and exclaimed: "The centipede also bit his wrist?"

Li Kui shook his head and said, "No, those two centipedes twisted and bit my ass."

Yuan Lang was taken aback, but couldn't help laughing: "Why only bite you?"

Niu Gao laughed and said: "I pulled out my mace because of my little brother, and what I said in my mouth was: You old fairy is very capable, but you hurt my brother, even though a villain has no skills, I will fight you desperately. He Seeing that I am loyal and polite, don't let the centipede bite me."

Everyone had weird faces when they heard this, and they all asked curiously, "What did the Iron Bull say?"

Niu Gao laughed even more happily: "He said: The little hozen who sticks wool, the little miscellaneous hair who pretends to be an old ghost, grandpa is the famous hero Hei Xuanfeng, if you are sensible, roll away with your little bird, or if you see it?" See these two big axes of grandpa? I'll chop you up and make dumplings for you."

Everyone laughed and asked curiously: "He was stung by a big scorpion and bitten by a big centipede, so what?"

Li Kui's expression became agitated, and he said loudly: "I accidentally said, I was so dead that I couldn't move my hands and feet. Niu Gao also saw that the other party was clever, so he knelt down and kowtowed, begging him to spare my life. The god said, if you want him to live , went to suck the venom from the wound for him, he will naturally live, but you will inevitably die, so one by one, it will be easy for the King of Hell! My brother heard this, and said to me without hesitation: Tie Brother Niu, mother and sister Mingyue, you all took good care of me, and you sucked my wounds as you spoke..."

Du Po was shocked when he heard this: "The butt sucked too?"

Li Kui said proudly: "My brother's loyalty can only be seen at the critical point. My ass hasn't been washed for several days, and he doesn't mind it..."

Before the words were finished, Niu Gao covered his mouth: "You say it now, I still feel nauseous, mother, don't say it, anyway, I took his poison, but I didn't die, that fairy didn't want to kill me Wait, it's just a punishment, and seeing that we are good men, he wants to accept us as apprentices."

The crowd was greatly admired when they heard this. They had looked down upon these two naive and new brothers, but at this moment they all raised their thumbs up and cheered sincerely: "Good man, loyal and extravagant! No wonder the gods I am also moved, and I want to accept you as apprentices."

Li Kui broke away from his hand and said: "The two of us said that we want to help my brother fight the war, and both have wives, so I can't be a Taoist priest."

Niu Gao hurriedly said: "The gods said, we don't want us to practice Taoism, as long as we have the status of master and apprentice, we can help each other, otherwise my brother's enemy has amazing magic power, and even brother Fan Rui can't match it, if we don't want him If you come, you will only die in vain.”

Cao Cao was secretly surprised when he heard this, and frowned and said: "I have heard for a long time that there used to be a master in Liangshan, called 'Ruyunlong' Gongsun Sheng, who later left the mountain to visit his mother and never returned. Knowing that he has a master named Luo Zhenren, who is good at good fortune, this god doesn't take Fan Rui seriously, is it Ruyunlong, or even Luo Zhenren?"

The two Qiqi shook their heads: "No, no, I two worship him as a teacher, and he only revealed his real name, but his name is Bao Fangzu, and he has been cultivating Taoism in Biyun Mountain."

Niu Gao added: "Our master said that when he was meditating, there was a sudden chaos in the sky. It was originally a general trend of Hu Shenghan's decline, but now there is a big turning point. The key lies in his elder brother. Although he is an outsider, he is also The Han people, therefore, have to contribute. Originally, this is not the time for him to be born, but my brother is about to encounter a catastrophe, but it is a coincidence, so I want to use the hands of the two of us to help my brother get through this catastrophe!"

Cao Cao thought of the origin of this body, and thought: "If I hadn't awakened the memory of my previous life, Wu Dalang would have been a dead bone. With the current imperial court, the world is in chaos, and it is not bad to say that I disturbed the secrets of heaven. It seems that this Bao Fangzu, really Some of them have real talents and practical learning, I am afraid that they are not really immortals!"

So he laughed and said: "In that case, what magic weapon and skill did he pass on to you two, which can help me overcome the catastrophe?"

When the two black men heard the words, they immediately laughed, and Niu Gao stretched out his big feet triumphantly: "Brother, please look, these straw sandals look worn out, but they are magic treasures of the fairy family. On his feet, even if he is in a turbulent sea, it is like walking on flat ground."

Everyone was very envious when they heard this, especially Wenren Shichong and Zhang Heng, who lived on the water, all exclaimed strangely: "I'll be able to do it in a short time, I'm not as good as his two straw sandals, and I'm so angry."

Li Kui was also complacent, and took out a small arrow three inches long from his bosom, and showed it to everyone: "If I don't tell you, brothers don't know, but this is not a doll's toy, but a magic weapon of the fairy family. 'Cloud Piercing Arrow', if you meet monsters flying through the clouds and fog, just throw this arrow, and you will be able to hit a hundred hits."

Liu Yanqing leaned forward, opened his eyes wide and looked carefully, sighed: "How come I don't have such a fate? This cloud piercing arrow seems to be custom-made for me."

Li Kui smiled and said: "Sure enough, there are custom-made ones, but they are not for you!" He said to Cao Cao: "Brother, you just got a BMW recently?"

"BMW?" Cao Cao thought for a while. He came to Bianjing this time and rode Hu Sanniang's rouge horse. Later, he showed his signs in the battle. Shi Xiu and others took the horse with armor and lance, and mixed into the army. Among them, he was gifted by Tong Guan, his family's iron lance back then was an ordinary war horse, and when he conquered Wang Qing, he bought a better one, but it couldn't be called a BMW, so he shook his head in a daze.

Li Kui wondered: "Could it be that Master's ability is limited, and he actually miscalculated?"

Niu Gao nodded and said: "I don't know. At that time, I felt strange when I heard it. I said, 'You show this to your elder brother's new horse, and it knows how to use it.' Hehe, no matter how fast he ran You are just a beast, how can you know how to use it?"

After he said these words, everyone couldn't help but look weird, and looked at Ma Ling one after another.

Ma Ling coughed dryly, and looked at Niu Gao with a bad expression: "Brother, I'm Ma Ling, nicknamed Shenjuzi. Is there a possibility that the Shenju mentioned by your master doesn't actually refer to animals?"

Niu Gao slapped his thigh and yelled at Li Kui: "Brother Tie Niu, what do you say, brother? I just said that the master is very capable, how could he make a mistake, why would you never think that the god horse might not be a god horse, but a god horse son?" , as if the leopard might not be a leopard, but a leopard head!"

Li Kui said again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, the black wind may not be the wind, but the black whirlwind, and Meng De may not be Cao Cao, but my brother."

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and thought: This is not necessarily the case.He opened his mouth and said: "That Immortal Bao really has a clever plan, and he even knows that the god Juzi has entered my command. This also shows that the fate between me and all brothers has long been predetermined. What kind of things did you ask you to bring with brother Ma Ling? "

Everyone looked curiously, Ma Ling was even more excited and looking forward to it. He is a cultivator, and compared to others, he is more aware of how brilliant Bao Fangzu is according to what Li Kui and his two said. Very eager.

There are different teachings: the dust has always been collected, and the family letter has always been precious.Daotu is happy to meet fellow countrymen, and talks about the wine all night long.

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