Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 270
Although Duan Er's nonsense is useless, it will do great harm to any eunuch.

The harm to Tong Guan is even more astonishing.

There is a reason for this: most of the eunuchs are castrated at a young age, and few of them enter this trip after they reach adulthood, but Tong Guan did not cleanse until he was nearly twenty. In other words, Marshal Tong is actually a real He knew how big his egg was, but he lost it later, and the feeling of pain and longing in it was naturally better than that of an eunuch who cleansed himself when he was ignorant.

Most eunuchs are fat and soft, why is he tall and burly, with hard skin and bones, and even dozens of beards?It is because of the abundance of male hormones in the process of physical development.

"The thief is shameful! How dare you insult me ​​like this!" Tong Guan was so angry that blood ran into his eyes: "If you take down this thief, I will eat his flesh alive, so as to relieve this hatred!"

Seeing Tong Guan going crazy with anger, Duan Er laughed more and more. He is a vulgar person, so he naturally didn't feel any shame in competing with eggs in front of the battle. Instead, he was inexplicably proud. Tong, do you want to compare? If you have the guts, the second master Duan will take off his pants and let you see."

Tong Guan saw that he acted like a rascal, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, he pointed at Duan Er and said: "Whoever catches this thief, I will reward you very much!"

Hearing this, Han Tianlin, the military commander of Tangzhou, thought to himself, if I let him out at this time, wouldn't the future be brighter and brighter?Immediately shouted: "Don't worry, Commander, I will go and capture this thief alive and offer it at the end."

Armed with two sabers, he went straight to Duan Ersha and said, "What a traitor, you can catch him before you tie your hands!"

Duan Er hastily returned to the battle, and shouted: "Which general is going to fight this Song general?"

A brave general under his command came out in response, patted his horse and shouted: "General Song, come on, do you recognize me, 'Ghost' He Ji?" After more than ten rounds, He Ji stood up mightily, and cut off Han Tianlin's left arm with one axe.

Han Dujian screamed and pulled his horse to escape, but the thief general caught up with him and chopped him off the horse with an axe.

Duan Er suddenly laughed: "The subordinates of the eggless man are indeed also eggless."

Tong Guan was furious and shouted: "Who is going to kill this person for revenge?"

As soon as Sun An urged the horse, he shouted, "The enemy will be killed!" Wu Shuangjian approached He Ji.

He Ji swung his big ax and fought fiercely for more than rounds. He Ji's ax technique gradually became chaotic, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

Tong Guanzheng was delighted to see it, but to his surprise, a tall curly yellow horse galloped out from the Huaixi army, and immediately there was a villain with purple flesh, shaped like a sweet potato, his body was full of muscles and bones, he was covered in iron armor, and he had a large mountain handle. Axe, shouted: "Song Jiangxiu is so fierce, do you know me, the 'axe demon' 縻貹 (Yin Misheng)?"

On Song Ying's side, Zhu Jing saw that the coming general was another ax wielder, and said with a smile, "If we want to hold an ax meeting, how can I be without Zhu Jing?"

Huo Ji was eager to save people, and wished he could smash Zhu Jing into eight pieces with one axe, but Zhu Jing was also a formidable person, seeing that the thief general was so brave, he used all his life skills to ram him hard with one axe, two big axes They were all tens of catties heavy, like blacksmithing iron, with loud bangs and sparks flying in all directions.

In the camp of thieves, this man was known for his bravery. Seeing that the general Song was not inferior in the battle, all the thieves couldn't help but change their expressions.

Duan Er cursed in a low voice: "I'm afraid of a ball! Let someone who can shoot, reward General Song with an arrow."

The thief heard Guo Gang (sound Gan) and called his companion Chen Yun (sound halo) to hide in front of him, secretly bent his bow and set an arrow, the bow string was opened, and the arrow hit Zhu Jing's forearm.

Zhu Jing was picking up the ax to chop the scorpion, when suddenly his arm hurt, and he was suddenly weak, and the ax fell to the ground. Finally, he reacted very quickly and rolled off the saddle. Give that good horse a cut and kill.

Zhu Jing was spattered with horse blood, turned his head and ran towards the front, scolded, but did not chase, and hurried to rescue He Ji, He Ji was killed, his face was pale, he was covered in cold sweat, and he was about to die in one or two strokes , fortunately to come to the rescue, he dragged his ax in a hurry and lost the battle, and he swung his big ax to stop Sun An's fierce battle.

In the camp of Song Dynasty, Yan Qing saw that Zhu Jing was defeated by a cold arrow, he couldn't help being furious, and shouted: "How could he shoot a cold arrow? Wait for me to return him a crossbow arrow!" Immediately, he untied his ebony crossbow with red teeth and gold strings , put it in the hand, looked at it kindly, and called out: "Ruyizi, go!"

Suddenly, a small arrow flew out, and hit the right eye of the war horse. The horse was in pain, and he neighed wildly. He slid back from the horse, but he was brave by nature, and strode forward , Swinging an ax and slashing wildly, he never retreated.

Among the thieves, Chen Yun shouted: "The general of the Song Dynasty can only stab people in the back. If you have the courage, come and try Grandpa's halberd!" Holding a green dragon halberd, he went into battle showing off his might.

Yan Qing sneered again and again, and was about to go out, but Wu Bingyi, the governor of Chenzhou, had already stepped out first. It turned out that this man's weapon was a Fangtian painted halberd, and this one was a double-edged halberd, which matched perfectly with the single-edged halberd like Qinglong halberd. A battle of dancing halberds is indistinguishable for a while.

Guo Gang, who had just released the cold arrow, hung up his bow and arrow, and raised his dragon stick to go out. Li Ming, the governor of Xuzhou, wanted to do his credit, and he held up his gun to flatter his horse and fight against him.

After more than ten rounds of scuffle in the arena, Li Yu lost the power of his mount, and the ax in his hand slowed down, but Sun An's pair of swords became more and more fierce, spinning around him without leaving his body. He said in a low voice to a fierce general: "General Feng (sound seal), I didn't expect these Song generals to be so brave. If the general doesn't take action, our army will definitely lose its spirit."

You must know that Duan Er, although he has no literary talent or martial arts, is Wang Qing's brother-in-law, and he is also a veteran who rebelled accordingly. The general is so polite?

Because this Feng Tai is a well-known thief in Yun'an Prefecture, nicknamed "Two Maces Opening the Sky", with a pair of iron maces in his hands, which is unstoppable courage, and a sworn brother "Yan Luo Dao" Wei He , and also known as "Bashan Shuangjue", these two people are brutal and savage in nature. My fellow, after several battles in a row, the Huaixi Army was beating so hard that they lost seven or eight generals. Later, Li Zhu went there alone, and with humble words and generous gifts, he turned an enemy into a friend and invited him into Wang Qing's tent. For will.

Hearing this, Feng Tai slashed and said: "In Feng's eyes, these fellows are like worthless things. Let me go out and kill some ruthless ones first, and the commander will take advantage of the situation to cover up and kill that boy. one game."

After finishing speaking, he rushed into the formation with his horse's belly, and smashed his head and face at Sun An with two iron maces in his hand, shouting: "Good friend, let me this time."

Seeing his double maces rising and falling like the wind, Sun An knew that he should not be underestimated, so he cheered up and fought with him.

He is used to being arrogant and domineering, he doesn't think that Feng Tai came to rescue him, instead he is secretly ashamed, he dare not fight with Feng Tai, but he also doesn't want to retreat to the front line, he roared and suddenly rushed towards Li Ming.

Guo Gang swung the coiled dragon stick back and forth, changing in many ways, Li Ming concentrated on coping with it, but he still couldn't catch it, how could he expect a demon king to come out next to him?Guo Gang smashed the ax with the ax and sealed Li Ming's spear. Guo Gang took the opportunity and smashed it down. The long stick hit the helmet, and the short stick connected with the iron chain was thrown over. Another blow was made in the back. Li Ming spat blood and fell off the horse. Next, Li Ming raised his foot and kicked, causing Li Ming's head to flip up, his neck fractured and he died.

He kicked Li Ming to death, and jumped on Li Ming's horse without taking a second look.

The change was so fast that the Song army was in an uproar. Many people rushed to touch their bows and arrows, but how could there be time?I saw that the horse pulled the reins, and the horse rushed towards Wu Bingyi, the capital prisoner of Chenzhou.

Yan Ji laughed loudly, and swung his ax to attack Sun An again. Sun An saw that he was the only Song general in the field, and the enemy general was a rare expert. A "Double Splitting Dragon" forced Feng Tai away, twisted his horse and left.

Feng Tai is also a madman with fierce flames of tens of feet. Seeing the scorpion showing his skills, he made himself ordinary, and suddenly became mad. He pointed at Song Jun with his iron mace and yelled: "Why don't you just take the eggless Marshal here?" , when will it be?"

Riding his horse, he rushed towards Song Zhen, screaming again and again, leading Guo Gang and Chen Yun, and followed closely behind.

Tong Guan originally had time to watch the battle, but who would have expected that the situation was still evenly matched, and even had the upper hand, but in the blink of an eye, the situation took a turn for the worse, defeating Sun An in a row, and he couldn't help being shocked. , one is more ugly than the other, and the madness is better than the other, just like the ghosts of the underworld crawling back to the world, the more frightened, and hurriedly backed away from the formation, shouting: "Shoot the arrow, let the arrow!"

Song's formation shot arrows sparsely, Feng and Mi brandished their weapons, protecting their body and horse, they didn't care at all.

Fortunately, Tong Guan's favorite general, Wang Chi, saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly drove ten thousand forbidden soldiers to the top, but these forbidden soldiers had clear armor, and faced with four fierce generals fighting side by side, they could only cry and cry for their mothers. Back again and again.

Zuo Mou, the military commander of the bandit army, was overjoyed when he saw him, and said, "Generalissimo, the general has rushed to the Song soldiers' positions, why don't we just kill Tong Guan here, when will we wait?"

Where can Duan Er see the situation clearly?Hearing the suggestion, he knew the time had come, he drew out the single sword at his waist, raised it and shouted: "You guys! Kill the officers and soldiers, capture Tong Guan, capture Tong Guan and watch the eggs!"

The troops under his command shouted at the same time: "Kill the officers and soldiers, capture Tong Guan, capture Tong Guan and watch the eggs!" The whole army surged up like a flood, and the momentum was earth-shattering.

Tong Guan's face was ashen, he forced himself to dispatch troops and dispatched generals, and shouted: "The left sentry and the right sentry will attack, and the Chinese army will hold back!" The banners and flags in the rear were scattered, and a military academy rushed to report: "The soldiers from Chenzhou and Xuzhou have dispersed."

After these two soldiers and horses were used together, Wu Bingyi and Li Ming, the leaders of the army, were killed in battle. These soldiers were of mediocre quality, and they were already terrified when they heard that they were all killed in battle. Noisy, I don't know who took the lead, and they collapsed on the ground.

Tong Guan was startled and angry, trembling all over: "Lin, fleeing in battle, all, all should be capital punishment!"

All the cronies and staff officers and Marquis Yu around him were also pale, shouting in confusion: "Commander, let's go too." "Yes, Commander, if we don't leave, it will be too late."

While trembling, Tong Guan lowered his face and said, "Let's go, be presumptuous! The Son of Heaven entrusts us with this matter, my Tong Guan has already promised the country, so naturally I would rather die than retreat!"

Everyone exchanged glances with each other, and a Marquis of Yu was full of righteousness, and shouted: "The commander-in-chief is ridiculous! The commander-in-chief is responsible for the safety of the world, how can he die lightly? Forgive us for being rude, please retreat, commander-in-chief!"

Tong Guan was furious when he heard this, drew out his sword and shouted: "What are you going to do? I died here for my country today! Anyone who persecutes me, I will kill him."

Several Marquis Yu and the staff officers exuded a tragic air, and shouted in unison: "Even if we die, we must ask the commander-in-chief to withdraw first!"

Because the enemy has already rushed to the front, everyone shortened the time of this scene very tacitly. "The handsome man wants to kill himself", "The generals seize the sword" and other scenes are performed one by one, and it is considered a great success.

Unexpectedly, when this section of "Fighting Commander and Forced Withdrawal" was about to reach its climax, suddenly a horse rushed up from the side, and a big spear roared out, smashing left and right, and more than a dozen staff officers and Marquis Yu fell off the horse one after another.

The crowd stared at them in amazement, but they saw a general with sullen expression on his horse, with a fierce aura about to soar into the sky, pointing at the crowd and angrily shouting: "When the two armies are at war, you dare to hold the commander hostage, you are really a coward! sky!"

After saying that, he swung his spears and smashed them indiscriminately, smashing all the cronies' heads and blood, and wailing endlessly.

Behind him, Liu Yanqing, Han Shizhong and others who followed closely showed expressions of shock.

Cao Cao yelled as he smashed it: "If you don't look at the face of the prime minister, you will be killed today!"

A Marquis of Yu covered his head and shouted furiously: "Wu Zhi, you are just a general in the army, how dare you beat us up? The commander is all about the safety of the country, and now the soldiers are fierce and dangerous. If there is a slight mistake, can you bear it?" Is it?"

A stern look flashed in Cao Cao's eyes: "The dog knows how to watch over the house and protect the master. You are a commander in chief, but you want to make him an unrighteous person? His heart can be punished!" When it entered the man's throat, the blood flowed all over the ground, everyone stared at him, and no one dared to speak again.

Tong Guan said angrily, "Wu Zhi, do you dare to kill someone in front of me?"

Cao Cao turned around and said, "Prince Master, the outcome is not yet decided. If this generation speaks wildly, if we don't kill them in the end, our army will definitely be defeated."

Tong Guan's eyes were fierce, he looked around, lowered his voice, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "The rear army has been defeated, our army will definitely be defeated!"

Cao Cao shook his head, and also said in a low voice: "The bandit army is not a powerful force. How can it be a fierce battle if it is just a moment of momentum? The last general is rude, and wants to use it as a commander-in-chief!"

Tong Guan stared at Cao Cao for a while, his eyes turned from anger to calm, and suddenly let out a long breath: "Forget it, Tong has led the army for many years, and he is not completely courageous! And I will give you the commander's flag - if there is something wrong, don't blame my military law ruthless."

Cao Cao smiled slightly: "Thank you, Prime Minister, for giving us the flag!"

Liu Yanqing shouted: "Wu Zhi, are you sure about taking such a risk?"

Cao Cao turned his head to look, and saw the old general's expression was difficult to understand, he couldn't help laughing and said: "If the opponent is an elite, then he would take risks, why is there such a risk now?"

Hearing this, Han Shizhong turned his head to look at the bandits who had killed them in a mess, his eyes flashed brightly: "General, what brother Wu said is very reasonable! Although our army is in chaos, why isn't the enemy army in chaos? They think the overall situation is settled , I will kill them suddenly, and the victory or defeat is still in between."

"What's the difference?" Cao Cao laughed loudly, with a look of confidence in his eyes, and shouted loudly: "It's clear that the victory is already decided!"

Tong Guan looked at the firm expression in his eyes, and couldn't help but turned his head, looking at the enemy army blankly——the enemy army was rushing forward like a torrent, killing the Song army back step by step, and it was in danger of collapse at any time.

Is this called victory?

Cao Cao ignored his thoughts, glanced at everyone, and looked at Zhu Jing: "Brother Zhu, can the handsome flag still be raised?"

Zhu Jing was hit by an arrow in his left arm and couldn't use the big axe. Hearing this, he let out a long laugh, rode his horse over, grabbed the handsome flag with one hand and held it in his arms.

Cao Cao yelled: "Han Shizhong, Lu Junyi, and Sun An are Fengrui! Guan Zhong and I will be substitutes at any time, and the master will be in the center to command, and Yan Qing will hold the commander-in-chief flag. I will kill that duan!"

Han Shizhong and the others looked at each other, and suddenly let out a long howl at the same time, their eyes showed madness, they patted their horses at the same time, they bypassed Wang Ting's troops, and went straight to Duan Ershuai's flag.

Liu Yanqing took off his helmet and slammed it on the ground, his white hair fluttering in the wind, he looked at Tong Guan and said: "Prince Shu, the end of the day, we can only talk about being a teenager!"

Lifting the big knife, he shouted: "The soldiers of the imperial army will follow the old man to kill the enemy!"

He has 7000 imperial troops under his command, and his blood has recovered a lot since he broke Wancheng a few days ago. Seeing Han Shizhong and others roaring out, and seeing Liu Yanqing's pale head, six to seven thousand people roared at the same time, and then Then go out of the battle.

Tong Guan looked at the thousands of people, surrounded by his own handsome flag, came out with playful eyes, and remained silent.

Those cronies who were beaten by Lao Cao slowly gathered around him, and some people said bitterly: "This dwarf is rebellious and rude, even if he wins, he should be dealt with severely!"

Tong Guan stared, turned around and whipped a horsewhip on the face of the person who spoke.

Looking at the terrified faces of the crowd, Tong Guan slowly said: "The generals of the Huaixi bandits are like crazy monsters, so our army is difficult to take over. Wu Zhi and others are even crazier than them! The matter of the battle formation , don’t rely on these people, are you really waiting for you to win the battle for me?”

After finishing speaking, he narrowed his eyes, continued to look at the backs of Cao Cao and the others, opened his lips slightly, and murmured in an unpleasant voice: "Hehe, hehe, Yanyun sixteen states..."

There are different teachings: the ax demon Feng Tai is crazy, and the old Cao is lustful.Thousands of horses fight for victory and defeat, and Qianfeng is the best.

　Although it is not two chapters, it is 4800 chapters.

　　I'm in a hurry today, it's hard to give up, it's already dusk when I'm done, so I'm late, please forgive me.

　　Thanks to brother "Li Dunzi" for rewarding the leader!The elder brother was extravagant, and he asked the younger brother to accept his head and bow!
　　Let's have a meal first.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)