Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 229

There are only a dozen tables in this hotel, Cao Cao has more than fifty people here, and they came in and sat in groups, filling the shop to the brim.

The two idiots Xiaoer and Xiaosan didn't speak, their expressions were quite nervous, and they flew back and forth like flying. Big plates of meat, hot wine, and huge steamed buns were served on every table.

But the woman was giggling, she just sat beside Cao Cao and murmured coquettishly and foolishly: "Oh, the guest officer is very handsome, you can see that you have eaten and seen it before, but I am a small shop in the wilderness. There is nothing good to entertain, and it is also the fate of you and me to eat a bite."

Cao Cao laughed and said, "Your steamed buns are extraordinary at first glance, and they must taste very good."

Picking up a steamed bun and about to eat it, Wu Song and Shi Qian called out in unison: "Wait a minute, brother!"

The two cried out, looked at each other, and Shi Qian said with a smile: "It turns out that the second brother has also seen the clue."

Wu Song smiled, took a big white steamed bun and slapped it away, looked carefully, and looked at the woman with a half-smile, "Don't say anything boring, just answer me, is this steamed bun made of human flesh or dog meat?"

The woman pretended to be frightened, put a stick on Cao Cao, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, look at what your brother said! The world is clean and peaceful, and the world is bright and clear. How can there be steamed buns of human flesh or dog meat? My big steamed buns Ah, Jizu is yellow beef."

Shi Qian squatted on the chair, smiled and said: "This sister's words are not true. When Shi Mou travels in the rivers and lakes, he hears a few chatters from people. There is a saying: "Big tree and cross slope, who dares to pass by guests?" The fat ones make steamed buns, and the thin ones go to fill the river. 'Sister, don't you know how to deceive me?"

The woman was a little flustered, and quickly stretched her arms around Cao Cao, squeezed her steamed buns desperately, and said coquettishly: "Guest officer, take a look, my small family business can't stand such slander, I It’s clearly a good steamed bun.”

Cao Cao shook his shoulders, smiled and said, "This steamed bun is made of human flesh, don't you think so?"

The woman made a shy gesture and said: "Oh, I said this steamed bun!" She took a big steamed bun and put it in Cao Cao's hand.

Cao Cao broke the steamed bun, brought it up to his nose and sniffed it for a while, then sighed and said, "Forget it, this steamed bun is also made of human flesh."

Without waiting for the woman to speak, she broke it again, held it up and said: "Look at the hairs in this stuffing, don't they look like the hairs of people's urination? You have eaten steamed buns to strengthen your yang!"

After finishing speaking, he threw away the broken steamed buns in his hand.

Sitting opposite Zong Yun'er, she heard that it was a human flesh trade, she was so angry that her brows stood on end, now seeing that the charges were true, she cursed: "What a poisonous woman!" She raised her leg and kicked the chair away, and smashed the wine glass face to face.

The woman quickly dodged, like a big white snake without bones, wrapped her hands and feet around Cao Cao, and pulled out a small knife out of nowhere, and pressed it against Cao Cao's throat.

The charming charm disappeared from her face, her pink face was full of evil, and she sneered: "Hmph! A group of dead ghosts, seeing that you are so many people, they dare not flirt with each other, and want to deal with you well, but who knows that they have to embarrass my old lady If that’s the case, let’s just kill each other and break the net. Could it be that I, Sun Erniang, the 'Hanyasha', is a person who can be bullied by others?"

After finishing speaking, he glared at Wu Song: "Didn't you ask about human meat and dog meat? You'll know if you eat it!"

He glared at Shi Qian again: "Don't you guys know how to sing? Big tree and cross slope, no guest dares to come, come, come, you sing a hundred times, one less time, cut off your tongue and drink!"

He glared at Zong Yun'er again: "And you little girl, wanting to embarrass my mother? Are you jealous that my mother is more beautiful than you? Let's see how my mother manipulates you! Your tender meat is not good for dry-cut beef. Like, I had to wrap them in steamed buns."

As he said that, he pushed Cao Cao's head back again, squeezing the steamed bun until it was deformed: "And you are such a pervert! I let you eat my old lady's steamed buns. What do you care about with me?"

Cao Cao sighed, "It's too tight."

Erniang Sun sneered and said, "Seqian, is it too tight to your liking?"

Cao Cao shook his head with difficulty, and said: "It's okay to see from a distance, so tight, but I can smell the lady's body odor, which inevitably spoils the scenery."

Sun Erniang was furious when she heard this, and was about to stab him to vent her anger when Cao Cao suddenly hooked his left hand and rubbed it somewhere. Grabbing the wrist holding the knife, Sun Erniang felt that her wrist bones were about to split, and she instinctively let go, and the short knife fell to the ground with a clatter.

Sun Erniang's shock was no small matter, and she was about to struggle and fight back. Cao Cao pinched his left hand again. , Cao Cao pulled her with his right hand, dragged her to him and grabbed her. He said with a smile, "A woman who has eaten the heart of a leopard? Dare to fight me hand-to-hand?"

Only then did Sun Erniang realize belatedly that no one at the table showed any signs of worry, and they obviously knew that she could do nothing to Cao Cao.

She didn't know that Zong Yun'er didn't know Cao Cao's methods, but she really didn't worry about Lao Cao's life or death.

Seeing the proprietress being restrained, Xiaoer and Xiaosan looked at each other, and immediately raised their kitchen knives and rushed over. Liu Tang stood up, chopped them over with the two knives, and said with a sneer, "You're so daring."

Cao Cao said: "Shi Qian, go to the back and see what's going on in this shop."

Shi Qian Feiyun turned around and came back with anger on his face: "Brother, it is indeed a black shop. There are five or seven corpses hanging in the stripping room at the back. It is no doubt that they kill people and sell meat."

Cao Cao said coldly, "If there is a catastrophe in the world and you die of starvation, I may still forgive you for your desire to survive. However, although the world is not good, there is always enough to eat. This is the first unforgivable thing! You kill and kill, you are the true color of the green forest, just like tigers and wolves eating people, I can understand it, but you have stolen money, but also destroyed people's limbs, tricking good people to eat human flesh to create karma, this is the second unforgivable punishment This lady, don't blame Wu for being ruthless!"

When the woman heard this, her beautiful face changed color, and she begged for mercy: "Good man, please forgive me, I will definitely change my past..."

Zong Yun'er jumped up, her wonderful eyes widened: "You have changed, can those people who were eaten like cattle and sheep come back to life?" After saying that, she drew out her sword and wanted to kill Erniang Sun.

Cao Cao shook his head and said, "This wicked woman, don't dirty my little sister's hands."

After finishing speaking, he touched Sun Erniang's throat with one hand, pinched it hard, and only heard a "kabang" sound. The fat woman's head, which was as beautiful as a peach blossom, tilted to one side, her two big eyes were staring at herself, but she didn't have the same fire as before. Spicy style.

Cao Cao was about to throw her body away, when suddenly a man rushed into the door, carrying a stick, and seeing the woman being hugged in his arms, and the two of them dead on the ground, he shouted in panic: "The hero calms down and forgives me. The villain has something to say."

Cao Cao said with a smile, "It's a pity that you didn't have a chance, but you came a step late." When he let go of his hand, Erniang Sun's body slowly fell to the ground.

The man was stunned, his lips trembled twice, tears welled up in his eyes, he looked deeply at Cao Cao and the others, and suddenly shouted: "You madmen, killing people indiscriminately, she still owes me dozens of taels of vegetable money , now that I have killed it, are you going to pay me back?"

Cao Cao frowned and said, "Who are you!"

The man said: "I am a local vegetable grower. My surname is Zhang. People call me 'Vegetable Garden'. This hotel has always been my big customer. I settle accounts with him twice a year. Now that you kill the boss, how much money does she have?" The ten taels of silver have not been settled, so it has hurt me?"

Saying that, weeping.

There are different sects: the half-life strong dominatrix, poor life chases the dust.The soul dances in the ruthless black shop, and the vegetable garden with quick wit is full of tongues.

　One group is full, the group number of the second group: 138622998, the password to knock on the door: Old Panman

　　Welcome you brothers and sisters to talk about the wind and the moon, and have fun with the wine

　　
　
(End of this chapter)