Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 165

In the imperial city of the imperial capital, in the imperial garden.

On the bank of a rockery, there is an extremely exquisite pavilion, with a plaque under the eaves, with two characters inscribed by the imperial pen: Guiyun!
The stone table in the pavilion was moved aside, revealing the tunnel entrance.

There were two small yellow gates sitting next to each other, leaning on each other for a nap, half asleep, half awake, suddenly heard a noise in the tunnel, and jumped up with a jerk: "Ah, the official family is back! Why is it so early today?"

Hearing that the pace was approaching, the two hurriedly got up, wiped their eyes, cleaned up their clothes, stood aside respectfully, and saluted together: "Welcome the official family back to the palace."

Li Kui, dressed in Huangmen clothes, jumped out and laughed loudly: "You two idiots, it's the master who came to your house as a guest." As he spoke, he reached out and bumped his two heads, and both of them fainted immediately.

Wu Yong hurriedly shouted: "Tie Niu, keep quiet!" He and Shi Xiu went out of the tunnel one after another, took out the prepared rope, tied up two small yellow doors, and stuffed some numbness in his mouth to prevent him from waking up and calling out. , and threw it into the tunnel with his hands, and moved the stone table back.

After I was busy, I stood up straight and looked in all directions, huh!What a garden, what a—

The jasper pond, the white jade platform, and the stone cliffs are full of exotic flowers and trees.Immortals visit small pavilions with winding paths, and emperors come with cool mist and fragrant wind.

The green deer holds the sesame and the crane dances, and the gray ape holds the fruit and the brocade scales.In the middle is a golden umbrella tree, which was planted by Taizu after drinking in the past.

These three people, have they ever seen such an exquisite and magnificent garden?Looking up, there is nothing unsatisfactory, and there is no place that is not worthy of appreciation. The three people and six eyes are all dazzled, and they can't help but sigh: "What an official family, the happiness in the world is enjoyed by him alone. "

Probably the idlers were screened out in advance, but at this moment, the huge garden is actually empty.

The three of them let go of their arms and walked out of the pavilion. Wu Yong was the first in white clothes, Li Kui and Shi Xiu followed side by side, swaying and swinging three times, just like the little yellow gate serving the emperor, they walked around the garden in a grand manner.

After a stroll, I happened to come across a waterside pavilion. Probably because of the cool weather, they were all tied with colorful mantles and gauze, which was tightly surrounded. When the wind blows, it will be melodious, just like a jade palace in a fairy palace.

The three of them walked into the waterside pavilion, but saw a long table in the middle of which was carved with dragons and phoenixes carved from nanmu wood with golden silk, on which were gold plates and jade bowls, filled with delicate pastries and rare melons and fruits.

Li Kui said happily: "Ah, this official family is really polite. Knowing that Tieniu is coming to his house as a guest, he prepared these meals early."

Immediately picked up the ones he hadn't seen before, and just stuffed them into his mouth.

Wu Yong and Shi Xiu also ate a few of them, and it really is the imperial chef's skill, which is better than that of the folk.

Li Kui looked into the pond water while eating, but saw many fat koi, swaying, still swimming, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Brothers, look, this old emperor's fish is so fat. It’s delicious only when it’s baked.”

While talking, the cake residue in the mouth fell into the water, and those koi fish rushed to compete for food, one after another sticking out the water surface, and some of the gluttonous ones even left the water, only twisting on the heads of their own kind , Li Kui was watching and laughing, when suddenly he frowned, feeling unstoppable abdominal pain, he put his hands on his stomach, and yelled, "Oh, I want to show respect! Where is the latrine?"

Before the words fell, there was a gurgling bowel sound, and seventeen or eight farts burst out like a cannonball. These so-called farts before the dung were so stinky, Wu Yong and Shi Xiu threw their hands to eat in anger, Wu Yong held the The nose said: "Almonds are good for laxative. Who told you to eat a lot of them? But I also picked and ate a lot of persimmons. This is a cold thing. How can it not cause stomach upset?"

Shi Xiu jumped up and said: "What toilet are you looking for, just find a hidden place to urinate, wait for a while, and carefully pull your crotch."

Li Kui had a bitter face, bowed his waist, covered his lower abdomen with one hand, and supported the back door with the other. Looking around, he saw a strange rock not far away, and several flower trees beside it were extremely dense. He immediately trotted all the way and got in.

Shi Xiu and Wu Yong were so irritated by that fart that they both walked out of the waterside pavilion to catch their breath.

At this moment, only the noise of Yingying and Yanyan came from a distance, Shi Xiu and Wu Yong were both shocked, and hurriedly called out: "Tie Niu, if someone is coming, hide yourself and wait for them to pass by." , we have come to summon you!"

Li Kui just squatted down behind the flowers and was about to be released. Hearing this, he dared not make any mistakes. He gritted his teeth, squinted his eyes, and tightly clenched his fists, desperately clenching and enduring.

Shi Xiu and Wu Yong each found a big tree, hid behind it, and when they poked their eyes out to look, they were five or six young girls in colorful costumes. They are all like the jade girl in front of the Bodhisattva seat, chirping and coming.

The two retracted their heads and waited for them to pass by. Unexpectedly, a few girls approached, turned along the path, and went straight to the water pavilion.

Shi Xiu and Wu Yong looked at each other: It's over!No wonder there are a lot of food prepared in the water pavilion, but it was not prepared for us.

After a while, the girls all cried out in surprise: "Oh, it's that greedy cat who ate something on the table?" Immediately, someone shouted again: "Oh! This place smells so bad! Who sneaked out of contempt? ?”

Immediately, all the girls blushed and ran out of the waterside pavilion, and one of them called, "Sister Fu Jin, is there a monster in the garden that stole your treat?"

Another older one said: "Where is there any monster? It must be some idiot with dirty hands and feet who stole food and didn't know how to put it neatly."

The little one was not convinced: "It must be a monster, if it was made by a human, how could there be such a stinky person in the palace?"

The oldest girl shouted coquettishly: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'll call someone to check it out!"

Shi Xiu hid behind the tree, when the voice came to his ears, his soul couldn't help shaking: "Ah! It turned out to be her!"

In the apricot cheese shop in the morning, he heard people say four words in total, which were "no, no, no." At this moment, he can instantly check the number, which is unforgettable.

"So she is a palace lady... No! How can a palace lady sneak out of the palace to play, she must be the imperial concubine of this dynasty."

The daughters of the royal family in the Han and Tang Dynasties were called princesses. In the Song Dynasty, in the third year of Zhenghe, the officials heard Cai Jing's suggestion and changed the princess to "Emperor Ji" after the name of "Wang Ji" in the Zhou Dynasty.

Shi Xiu's mind turned sharply, guessing the identity of the other party, it was sweet and bitter at the same time.

The sweet one, the person I am attracted to is indeed so extraordinary.Bitter, if she is so extraordinary, wouldn't I, Shi Xiu, a prodigal son, be even more far behind?All of a sudden, all kinds of weird thoughts came to my mind, how can I know what night it is?
For a smart and vigilant person like him, his spiritual aperture was immediately blocked just for the slightest touch of love. It can be seen that the word love is really not a good thing.

Wu Yong saw that little girl was about to call someone, and felt very anxious. He looked at Shi Xiu again and again, but saw that his eyes were empty, his expression was strange, and his heart was strange. Could it be that this brother has been bewitched?
At this critical moment, Li Kui's patience finally reached its limit. He only heard a low growl of pain from behind the flowers and bushes, and then there were endless crackling sounds, like thunder rolling, a river bursting its embankment, and the sound of war drums, killing everywhere.

The shock made all the Diji dumbfounded, biting their fingers and trembling, and the youngest Diji cried out loudly: "Sure enough, there are stinky fart monsters in the garden!"

There are different teachings: dikes are cracked, floods are raging, lightning, thunder, and stinky fart monsters.Come here to leave a mark, and the wind and rain will hit the plantain.

(End of this chapter)