Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 152

In the early morning of the next day, seven long and short men supported each other and walked out of Fanlou yawning.

Cao Cao looked up at the sky, the sky was gray, the sun was not visible, the cold wind was blowing, Gao Yanei shivered seven or eight times in a row, his nose flowed from his mouth, he pointed to the shop in front of him and said, "Sheep, Drink, drink a bowl of mutton soup, otherwise, yes, fate, fate will be explained."

Cao Cao was startled: "Brother, you must not have any accidents! Oh, you have to raise your bones!"

A few people entered the shop with the help of Gao Yanei with a dead face. One of them brought a bowl of broth. Gao Yanei added an extra kidney to the bowl, sprinkled a handful of pepper noodles, and drank it. continued.

Cao Cao was about to pay, but Gao Yanei grabbed him and took out a broken piece of silver from his pocket, which looked like a penny, and slapped it on the table, making the bowls and plates jump wildly, and said loudly: " Yesterday was all my brother’s bad money, so I should treat you to this mutton soup, there is friendship between people.”

Cao Cao raised his thumb: "Brother, pay attention to people!"

Mu Hong and the others all smiled, only Luan Tingyu touched the one-cent red envelope in his bosom, his heart was touched, and his eyes were slightly red.

Don't ask, it's just pepper choking.

Walking out of the mutton soup shop, his body was warm and uncomfortable. Cao Cao stretched his waist without any image, and his joints creaked. He sighed comfortably, and suddenly chanted: "I grew up and lived in Fanlou, and I was happy all day long." Don't envy immortals."

While wiping his mouth, Wu Yong thought about the four thousand dollars spent. Although it was not his own money, he felt heartache. He shook his head and sighed: "I only hate that my sister's affection is fake, and a man without money will have no chance."

Hearing this, Gao Yanei immediately aroused the poet in his belly, went to the street, searched his brains, and said loudly: "My brother is very rich, and my father is very powerful. immortal!"

All the people cheered in unison: "Okay, what a beautiful and tall yamen, a dignified little fairy! Don't talk about the fairy-like appearance of the yamen, but just talk about this literary talent, if he was born a hundred years earlier, how could Su Dongpo enjoy the fame? That's Li Taibai coming Also willing to bow down."

Gao Yanei laughed happily, he just felt that these good brothers were very caring, hanging out with them was ten times happier than robbing big girls in the street.

For several days like this, Cao Cao hung out with Gao Yanei every day, squandering the money in his hands like dust, coaxing Gao Yanei to treat Cao Cao as affectionate as his own father and mother. The specific performance is also very touching: the sister who came up, he is willing Let Cao Cao pick first!
On October 23, in the morning, Gao Yanei, who had been playing wild all night, returned to his home to catch up on sleep, and agreed to come to Cao Cao at night.

Cao Cao and Wu Yong sat together to discuss: "This pot of soup is almost done."

Wu Yong frowned and said, "There is only one difficulty, and that is that this guy... is very cautious!"

Cao Cao couldn't help nodding when he heard that.

During the past few days of hanging around, everyone can more or less see that Gao Yanei is not a human being when he is crazy, but there is one thing he understands: he knows when not to be crazy.

When playing in Fan Lou, facing the taunts and ridicules from the powerful officials, it was Gao Yanei who took the initiative to retreat and vent his anger by cursing behind his back.For such a person to offend the officials, it really needs to be carefully calculated.

At this moment, Fan Rui suddenly smiled, and took out a porcelain vase from his bosom: "My little brother heard that the yamen called himself a little fairy, since that's the case, how about letting him really be a fairy?"

Cao Cao wondered, "What is this?"

Fan Ruidao: "This thing is made of stalactite, sulfur, white quartz, amethyst, and red stone. It is ground and synthesized. It is called cold food powder, or five stone powder. After taking it, the whole body becomes hot and dry, with great physical strength, and feels like a fairy. , I don’t know what it means to be in awe of etiquette.”

Wu Yong was shocked and said: "Sun Simiao once said that this thing is very poisonous, and many people were killed by it in the Wei and Jin Dynasties. Is this the thing?"

Fan Rui proudly said: "That is to say, if you take it with wine, its effect will be doubled."

Cao Cao laughed, grabbed it, and put it in his arms: "If this is done, Brother Fan Rui is the first to do it."

In the evening, Gao Yanei rushed over excitedly, and when they met, he asked: "Brother, are you going to play in Fanlou again today?"

Cao Cao shook his head and sighed, "It's been a few days. I heard that there are some beautiful prostitutes in Bianjing. Why don't the yamen bring Brother Yu to meet them?"

Gao Yanei smiled uncomfortably: "Brother, this is a layman's words. Those women are beautiful, but they are pretentious and difficult to get used to. It really takes a spring breeze, and I don't know how much money I have to give her for nothing. Hehe, there are many beautiful women, but she is inlaid with gold? For a sensible person like me, I don’t even bother to look at a watch with an archway.”

Cao Cao exclaimed: "This is sincere, clever and sophisticated theory, but..." He slowly and grinningly took out a porcelain bottle and put it on the table: "This small bottle cost me guan, and it has a famous trick." , called yin and yang reconciliation and separation."

"Yin, Yang, He, He, San!" The name alone made Gao Yanei excited, picked up the bottle, and asked expectantly: "How to use it?"

"It's just like the name." Cao Cao said with a sly smile: "Put it in the wine, she will have a little, and you will have a little. If she doesn't ask you for pleasure, she will be burned, and you, brother, can fight for a long time without being defeated. She is inlaid with gold and silver, so she can't help but know the taste, and in the future, except for you, everyone else will taste the same!"

Gao Yanei was ecstatic when he heard this, and quickly put the vial into his arms: "Miaozai, Miaozai, the five hundred guan is worth it!"

With the fetish around him, he no longer set up a memorial archway, and sold his old background when he opened his mouth: "The stunning famous prostitutes in Bianjing City today, a Li Shishi and a Zhao Yuannu, also known as Shuangbi, are today's official courtesans. I want to come to pick her up. The younger brother also asked to see him on weekdays. He charged me 20 taels for a cup of tea. He was so angry that he broke down the gate of his house and left. The next day my father went to court and beat me for three months. Bed, now that there are such fetishes to help, this yamen has to be a man who revenges all grievances and resents grievances!"

Just as he was talking, Wu Song suddenly pushed the door open, went to Cao Cao's side, and whispered a few words into his ear, Cao Cao's complexion changed: "Really?"

Wu Song nodded: "Tie Niu thinks he's the guy, he can't be wrong."

After Wu Song retreated, Cao Cao pondered for a moment, then got up and said, "Brother, you are really lucky! You are sitting at home, and a great contribution comes from the sky."

Gao Yanei wondered: "Me? Credit? Could it be that my brother made fun of me? What credit can a person like me make?"

Cao Cao said: "Brother, why do you want to belittle yourself? Let me ask you, in May this year, bandits from Liangshanbo attacked Jiangzhou and openly killed Mr. Cai Jiu. Do you know about this?"

"This matter is well known to everyone, how can my younger brother not know?" Gao Yanei looked puzzled, "Why did my father send troops to attack Liangshanpo? It was because of this matter. But what does this matter have to do with me?"

Cao Cao said again: "The virtuous brother, do you know who is the one who killed Cai Jiu?"

When Gao Yanei heard this, his eyes widened immediately, he thought hard for a long time, and then slapped his thigh: "I remember, that fellow is called the Dwarf Tiger God Lord!"

Cao Cao nodded: "That's right, it's Wang Ying, the dwarf tiger god! Brother, this person has already entered Bianjing! Isn't it a godsend?"

With a loud bang, Gao Yanei and his chair fell over, his limbs twitched, and he cried out, "Brother, save me! The bandits from Liangshan must come to take my life when they enter the city!"

Immediately, a foul smell came into his nostrils, Cao Cao frowned, and looked down, urine dripped out of Gao Yanei's crotch.

There are different teachings: Lao Fan Jing presents five stone powder, and the Ya Nei Hao acts as a real man.Suddenly it was reported that a dwarf tiger was flying, and there was a sound of dripping urine.

(End of this chapter)