Cao Cao crosses Wu Dalang

Chapter 116 Ruyi Immortal Infatuation Pill

The next day.

The heat is extremely dull.

In the multi-view garden of Lu Mansion, plum soup, licorice soup, snow-soaked bean water, perilla drink and other summer drinks freshly cooked in the morning are placed in porcelain jars, and the porcelain jars are placed in wooden basins filled with crushed ice. In the air, there is a trace of cold white air.

There are also all kinds of iced melons, fruits and crisps, which are placed on the long table, and whoever wants to eat can take it at will.

Waterside pavilions and corridors, under the shade of big trees, heroes are in groups of three or four, enjoying the cool and having fun.

Cao Cao not only sighed: "When all things are done in the future, the world will be peaceful, and my brothers and I can gather together to have a good drink and talk, which is the best thing in the world."

Knowing his grand plan, Fan Rui said with a smile, "If that day comes, our beard and hair will be completely white even if we are here."

Cao Cao said with a smile: "I heard that the Dongpo layman of the dynasty had a wonderful sentence of 'a pear blossom presses the crabapple'. Our white hair just reflects the beautiful woman's blue hair and red face. Isn't it beautiful?"

Lu Junyi was puzzled and said: "What's so interesting about a beauty? Let's talk about the famous BMW horse, isn't it cuter than a beauty? Brother, did you pay attention to my horse 'Kirin Beast' yesterday? It is not inferior to Erlang's black horse ..."

There is a poem to prove that:

In the multi-view garden, the wind is free, first shaking the lotus leaves and then helping the pine.

Outside the silver cup of clear frost and condensed jade, Jiaguo is contained in a bowl of smoke and ice.

The summer heat is difficult to steam, and the kudzu is soft, and the golden crow is impenetrable to the green sarong.

If Kyushu waits for Jin'ou to recover, there will be a white-haired old man in front of Changle Zun.

Hearing his master began to brag about his horse-finding skills, Li Gu, who was standing by the side, curled his lips imperceptibly, picked up a jar of basil and drank, "Master, I'll go get some for the guests over there." Tea."

Just as Lu Junyi was talking, he waved his hands impatiently. Li Gu was holding the jar and pouring tea for people everywhere. Suddenly, under a big tree, Shi Qian, Shi Xiu, and Luan Tingyu were all flushed, whispering and laughing. He was extremely obscene, so he immediately lifted his spirits, turned around, poured some tea into the three people's cups, and said with a smile: "Three brothers, it was a lively talk just now, why didn't I stop talking when I arrived?"

Shi Xiu rolled his eyes at him: "Yan Xiaoyi said, you are a god of ears, you will sue tricks, don't you think I don't know?"

Li Gu called Qu and said, "Brother, are you that kind of person? You saw with your own eyes that the master beat or scolded me, and Yan Xiaoyi loved me like his own son. How dare I sue him for his tricks?"

Luan Tingyu said: "Shi Xiu, don't listen to people saying that the wind is the rain. I think Li Duguan is a good person. Otherwise, brother Yuanwai is willing to let him take care of everyone's private affairs?"

Shi Qian said: "Teacher Luan is right, that Yan Xiaoyi has quick eyes and brows, she is a good-looking person."

Shi Xiu smacked her lips when she heard this, and said frankly: "Forget it, it seems that I have misunderstood a good person. In fact, the three of us didn't say anything, just talked about my extravagant affair back then."

Li Gu poked his head to look at Lu Junyi, he spoke in high spirits, he didn't seem to have much to say, so he sat down relaxed and asked with a smile: "I don't know what kind of extravagance it is, maybe it will open my eyes?"

Shi Xiu chuckled, took out a few purses from her bosom, took out one, two, one, two ingots inside, and played with them skillfully in her hands. There are short stories that must be told by Qin Er, Qin Xiang and Lan Xi.

He has told this little story many times, and the more he talks, the richer the plot, and the more detailed the content, Luan Tingyu frowned, always feeling that he had implanted many stories that other brothers boasted about into his own experience.

For example, "She said: 'Ah, why does it still smell fishy.' I said: 'If you are not used to it, drink some vinegar to suppress it.' It seems that a certain fisherman said it, but it was interpreted by Shi Xiu vivid.

Shi Xiuyue talked more and more vigorously, gesticulating with both hands, Li Gu's eyes widened, his face blushed, and he concentrated on it until he said, "The next day, I took out these pocket money, my brother Wu Mengde, what a luxurious man? Envious, said: "Brother, you are the best, even when I was young, I didn't have such earth-shattering skills like you." "It just ended.

Li Gu sighed, his face was full of jealousy that could not be concealed, looking at Shi Xiu, Luan Tingyu and others' swollen lumps, he said in frustration: "It's all of you who practice martial arts, all of you are so amazing..."

Thinking of the longing that my lover showed last night, I feel more and more sad from it.

But Shi Qian sneered and said: "Li Duguan, if you really listen to them, you will believe it? He Shi Xiu fought against Liu, do you think he is relying on his own talent and learning? Let me tell you, he is all relying on food... woo woo woo Woohoo."

It was Shi Xiu who rushed to cover Shi Qian's mouth, blushed and shouted, "Don't say it, don't say it."

Li Gu suddenly got excited: "What do you eat? Do you also rely on medicine?"

Luan Tingyu was also full of excitement, and said: "Brother, you are not authentic, what is a good thing, shouldn't brothers share it?" As he spoke, he stepped forward, inserted and twisted his arms, and pushed Shi Xiu's arm away.

Shi Qian turned somersaults and said with a smirk: "If you want others to know, unless you do nothing about it yourself, what scandal in the family can be hidden from me? Didn't you beg Fan Rui to give it to you?"

How did Li Gu know the history of these people, he said anxiously: "Ah, what did you give him?"

Luan Tingyu said: "Li Duguan doesn't know, but Brother Fan Rui is a Quanzhen alchemist who is good at making wind and rain, and can spread beans into soldiers. He is the one who is called the 'devil king of the world'. He is a great expert in alchemy, what do you think?" What did you give him?"

Shi Qian said: "Brother Shi Xiu, when it comes to this point, if you keep it a secret, you will inevitably hurt the brotherhood."

Shi Xiu sighed sadly: "Forget it, let me go first."

Luan Tingyu let him go, Shi Xiu took out a brocade box from her bosom with a face full of pain, opened it, and there were three pills the size of fingernails, round and golden, looking extraordinary.

Luan Tingyu exclaimed: "What a elixir! Eat me one."

Stretching out his hand to snatch it, Shi Xiu slapped his hand open and scolded: "If you eat it and you are interested, why don't you go and ask Mr. Lu to reward you with some maids? Even if Mr. Lu is willing to part with it, those maids are innocent, come here One will die. Wait for me to tell you in detail!"

He looked around and said in a low voice: "To tell you the truth, it turns out that Brother Fan has a senior brother who is even more skilled than him. He specializes in refining alchemy for the officials in the palace. You all know the nature of the officials, and you can't live without it for a day! Because The effect of this pill is very good, after taking one pill, it will change as you wish, and it will not hurt your body at all, it only takes one time, and there will be no one else in the mind of disciplining this girl. There is a name, it is called "Ruyi Immortal Infatuation Pill."

He said proudly: "Brother Fan once did his senior brother a big favor. In order to repay, his senior brother gave these pills, but Brother Fan only loves to practice Taoism, and he is not good at women. When I talk about it occasionally, I begged him hard. , just got it."

Luan Tingyu swallowed, and said impatiently, "Give me one!"

Shi Xiudao: "You have the nerve to open your teeth! Fan Rui told me that this pill is the cost, and it costs more than taels of silver a piece. If it is not for the government's inner court, there are all kinds of medicines, and it is impossible to do it outside. It is a priceless treasure."

Shi Qian grabbed his hand, salivating and said: "One man, two brothers, I'll give you 50 taels of silver as capital, how about you give me one?"

Shi Xiu said disdainfully: "The cost is tens of taels, if you really want to sell it, it will be more than this price. Besides, do I care about this little silver? A man's prestige and face are not more important than silver? For example, when a woman is with you, she thinks about it. Other men, what else is there to do?"

As soon as the words fell, Li Gu gritted his teeth and said, "One hundred fifty taels!"

Shi Xiuqi asked: "What?"

But Li Gu looked sad: "Brother Shi Xiu! You help me once, one hundred and fifty taels, and I will send it to your room in the evening, just ask me to give me an elixir, so that my younger brother can also know what it is like to be a man. "

Then he begged the other two to say: "I see that the two elder brothers are both strong men, and eating this elixir is just for fun, but the younger brother has never known how the older man does it. He is not young and has no offspring. I am sorry for my parents and ancestors. "

Shi Xiu and the others frowned when they heard this, and they couldn't bear it: "Ah, Li Duguan, so you can't be humane?"

Li Gu was ashamed, nodded sadly, and begged: "How many medicines I have taken, it is useless, but I can be a man once, and I will remember my brother's kindness all my life. If I am lucky, I will burn incense for you every day." Pray."

Shi Xiusi thought for a while, then stomped his foot and said, "Forget it! I'm desperate for Sanlang not to see a miserable person in my life, so I'll give you one pill evenly. If you give birth to a boy and a half girl, it's my fault. But Lu Yuanwai and my brother are sworn brothers. , I am not good at earning your money, you can send 100 taels of silver in return, this elixir is swallowed beforehand, and it will take effect immediately, if you want to attack quickly, it is best to take it with strong alcohol."

After that, he took out one with a face full of pain, and slowly put it in Li Gu's palm with great reluctance and treasure. Li Gu was afraid that he would regret asking for it, so he snatched it away, put it into his arms like a baby, and shouted: " The master seems to be calling me, I'll go and see first, the money will be delivered to the room in the evening."

Flying away, she secretly laughed at Shi Xiu's stupidity: "Idiot, you will believe what the master says, and this kind of idiot is also worthy of walking in the world? You guys want to get it too!"

Seeing him going far away, Shi Xiu and the others looked at each other, raised their eyebrows, and remained silent.

In the evening, there was a banquet, Lu Junyi slaughtered three or four sheep, smeared them with sesame seeds and honey, roasted them carefully until they were burnt, and drank with everyone.

Cao Cao winked, he was alone, Shi Qian, Shi Xiu, and Luan Tingyu were three, and the four of them cooperated inside and outside, fanning the flames and getting all the brothers drunk, and he also pretended to be drunk, and went back to their rooms to sleep.

Lu Junyi was only half-drunk, and said with a smug smile, "Huh? I seem to be good at drinking, but I drank so many heroes by myself? Be happy, be happy!"

He happily went to bed and went to sleep until midnight, when suddenly there was a shrill scream from the back garden. Lu Junyi sat up and listened carefully, but he said silently, "It's a strange thing! If you say it's a dream, It's not like a dream, why does it sound like Jia Shi's voice, let's go and have a look."

After all, he didn't wear shoes, got out of bed with bare feet, took off the simple knife from the wall, and walked quickly to the backyard.

There are different teachings: Shi Xiu is pregnant with the wishful pill, and the housekeeper forcefully breaks through the gate of hell.The old Cao brothers are all sleeping high, and they put their hats on their own.

(End of this chapter)