After binding the Immortal Cultivation System, I became popular on variety shows.

Chapter 127 Unspeakable

Yin Yaping's aunt was surprised, "Telling jokes seems to be really useful?"

My aunt looked excited, as if she had discovered a new continent.

"Anything else?"

Jiang Yu, "I don't want to have too many homophonic stalks and cold jokes like this in my head."

"Since you all want to learn, let me tell you a few more words."

"Are you religious?"

Yin Yaping and her aunt replied in unison, "I don't believe it."

Jiang Yu, "Then I am different from you, I believe in religion."

Yin Yaping and her aunt said in unison again, "What did you teach?"

Jiang Yu, "I was taught by returning to the cage, and the main task of my teaching is to sleep."

Puff, Yin Yaping didn't hold back, and laughed outright.

Auntie couldn't help but smile all over her face, because the answer was really unexpected.

Jiang Yu, "What do you think the word goodbye looks like?"

Before Yin Yaping and her aunt could answer, Jiang Yu asked and answered by herself.

"Like four skewers!"

"Good-looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies bounce around."

"Go to the supermarket if you are not happy, you will hear a lot of good news."

"After checking the balance in the card, my hanging heart finally stopped beating."

"..."

Jiang Yu said a lot in one breath.

Yin Yaping listened with gusto.

Auntie didn't know when she turned out the notebook and kept memorizing it.

What Jiang Yu said later was recorded in her notebook.

This is all useful knowledge, you must write it down, so you don’t have to worry about not being able to find topics when chatting in the future.

Jiang Yu, "Have you learned it? If you have learned it, go find a blind date and try it out to see if it works."

Yin Yaping said decisively in her heart, "Is learning a waste? Learning is a waste."

My aunt went to chat with her blind date full of confidence.

Ten minutes later, my aunt returned to the group and sent a message.

"..."

Yin Yaping didn't understand what the ellipsis represented, and asked curiously, "Auntie, how are you talking?"

Jiang Yu was also curious, "What's the situation? The chat ended so soon?"

Should not be ah.

The aunt was silent for a moment, and then replied, "It's hard to say."

"The blind date I chose was...unusual."

Jiang Yu frowned, "What I said doesn't work?"

Auntie, "I don't know what to say, it's pretty difficult anyway."

Jiang Yu's competitive spirit was aroused, "I don't believe it yet, you push me his WeChat card, and I will meet him well."

"I want to see how difficult he is!"

Auntie, "Are you sure, I think that person may have something wrong with his mind."

Jiang Yu, "Of course I'm sure, hurry up, send me your WeChat business card."

The aunt sighed and sent the WeChat business card to the group.

Jiang Yu clicked to add, and they agreed in seconds.

Unexpectedly, she agreed so quickly, Jiang Yu was very surprised.

Before she had time to send the message, the person on the other side had already sent it.

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

Jiang Yu, "..."

It turns out that this is what it means to be difficult, and she seems to understand a little bit.

"Hello, girl."

"The avatar is me, are you satisfied?"

"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"Girl, I really want to punish you severely!"

"Let's video chat directly, I can't wait!"

"Why refuse? Your longing heart can't deceive anyone!"

"My height is 180, are you satisfied?"

"If you don't want to make a video, then send a photo."

"Do you have a photo? If not, take it now!"

"I know I'm handsome, and it's only natural for you to like me."

"Why don't you reply to the message, are you shy?"

"I am such an excellent person, if you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life."

"Other people have always chased me, so don't be ignorant."

"Girl, the trick of playing hard to get can only be played once."

"Well, I have to admit, your little trick has successfully seduced me."

The veins on Jiang Yu's forehead were throbbing. This man was really good at talking to himself.

If he was in front of her, Jiang Yu really wanted to blow his head off with one punch.

Unbearable, Jiang Yu finally sent the first reply, "Is your brain sick? Take your medicine quickly, don't delay the best time for treatment!"

Man, "You are restraining your liking for me, aren't you?"

"I know, you women just like duplicity."

"Are you acting arrogant to seduce me?"

"Well, you succeeded, I really want to deal with you right now!"

"Girl, be good, accept my video invitation."

Jiang Yu, "..."

She really didn't know what to say.

So far, she can only say that she has indeed lost.

She really can't handle this kind of man.

Jiang Yu quickly deleted him as a friend and blocked him.

This kind of person should always be carried in the blacklist.

Jiang Yu returned to the group and found through the chat records that she was no better than Yin Yaping's aunt.

My aunt persisted for 10 minutes, and she persisted for 1 minutes, which was 1 minute more.

Jiang Yu sent a message, "..."

What a familiar picture.

As expected, my aunt's face was like this.

Yin Yaping, "Is it done?"

Jiang Yu, "I can't figure it out."

Yin Yaping, "No way, is it so difficult?"

Jiang Yu, "I have a message for you, Pu Xinnan."

Yin Yaping, "I think I probably understand."

Jiang Yu let out a long sigh, "Just understand."

Yin Yaping, "Auntie, the blind dates your mother selected for you are not very good. Why do you even have Puxin men?"

Auntie, "That's because you don't know my mother's selection criteria."

Jiang Yu, "What screening criteria?"

Auntie, "It's a man with a normal sexual orientation, no lack of arms or legs, and the facial features are where they should be."

Jiang Yu, "..."

Yin Yaping, "..."

When the two heard the words, they were silent.

After a long time, Yin Yaping said, "It seems that my aunt really wants you to marry."

Jiang Yu, "There is one last blind date, do you want to try again?"

The aunt said helplessly, "That's fine."

My aunt clicked on the WeChat chat interface of the last blind date.

After 3 minutes, my aunt returned to the group.

Auntie, "..."

Oh~ what a familiar picture!

Yin Yaping, "Why so fast this time?"

Jiang Yu, "What's going on? Is it another Puxin man?"

Is Pu Xinnan such a bad street these days?

Should not be ah.

Auntie, "It's not Pu Xinnan, but it's even more indescribable than Pu Xinnan."

Jiang Yu, "...send a WeChat business card."

This time my aunt didn't say much, and she readily posted her WeChat business card in the group.

Jiang Yu clicked to add.

This time, the friend request took longer to pass.

Jiang Yu waited for a long time before being added as a friend by that person.

……

(End of this chapter)