Courtyard House: Why is my time-travel experience so shabby?

Tokyo, Shinjuku, in the evening, it rained in the afternoon, and now the sky is full of red clouds.

Du Weiguo's residence, this fairly exquisite villa, was bought by the Yamaguchi-gumi with very knowledgeable help, and it is currently under the name of Sakurai Momoyo.

In the living room on the first floor, a walnut with a loli face is sitting cross-legged on the floor, blowing the bottle of Kurokishima shochu in a very heroic manner. On the dining table in front of her, fresh and tender Kobe beef is grilled, which is delicious. Sizzling, attractive aroma.

"Ha! It's so refreshing!"

The seductive voice of Yujie sounded, and Hu Taodai put the empty wine bottle in his hand heavily on the coffee table, wiped his mouth casually, picked up a piece of roasted beef with chopsticks, and threw it into his mouth, chewing .

"Well, it's really delicious! It has to be human taste buds, Du Da, you know? Humans have more than 8000 taste buds, and they can fully taste the taste of food."

Du Weiguo sat across from her, with a big donkey face, a cold expression, drooping eyelids, and said nothing.

"jump!"

Hu Taodai picked up a new bottle of Kurokishima shochu, and with just a pry of her fingernails, the bottle cap flew off. At this moment, she raised her eyes and glanced at Du Weiguo, whose face was as black as iron.

"What? Sir, is the food not to your liking? Would you like me to help you eat?"

Hu Taodai instantly transformed into a soft and waxy loli voice, extremely silky, with respectful eyes, Du Weiguo frowned, and his tone was cold:

"No need, Hu Da, the reason why you want to become a human so much is to satisfy your appetite, right?"

Hu Taodai raised his eyebrows, picked up the wine bottle, and drank half of the bottle in one gulp, then curled his lips:

"Du Da, I gave up hundreds of years of life to become a human being. Life is only a few decades, so I naturally want to enjoy myself while eating and drinking!"

Du Weiguo looked at Hu Taodai, who was like a drunkard, and his face was extremely ugly:

"Okay, you can enjoy yourself in Dongpu in time, I will return to Hong Kong Island tomorrow."

"Hiccup~"

Hu Taodai burped loudly, his voice full of expectation:

"Great! Du Da, I want to go back to Hong Kong Island with you. I'm already tired of the food here in Dongying. I also want to eat Chinese food."

"Fuck you! Just stay in Dongpu honestly. When I find a suitable opportunity, I will take you back to Huaxia."

Du Weiguo's patience was exhausted, and he let out a low growl in a bad tone, and Hu Taodai's face also sank, and his tone was faint:
"Du Da, have you ever thought about returning to Forty-Nine City and waking up your wife, what do you want to do afterwards? Take her out directly? Or do you want to cheat the dead? Reappear?"

Hearing this, Du Weiguo frowned immediately, and a deep haze flashed in his eyes. The big fox didn't even know that the current Sijiu City had been turned upside down.

Some time ago, when Hanwen brought Chunsheng to Hong Kong Island to seek refuge with Du Weiguo, he simply said a few words to him.

To sum it up roughly, the current situation in Forty-Nine City is really difficult to describe in one word, even more serious than imagined.

Even if it is Du Weiguo, I am afraid it will be very difficult to take Hu Taodai to Sijiu City safely all the way. If you want to go back, there is a high probability that you will have to travel day and night, let alone take Yang Caiyu to leave. It is not difficult , but simply not possible.

Uh, that's all for this question, let's stop here, let's understand everything.

Hu Taodai gave Du Weiguo a sideways glance, and took another big gulp of shochu:

"Du Da, you don't have to worry, I have my own way, but there are still three months before our one-year agreement, so let me enjoy it for a few more days."

"Do you have a solution?"

Du Weiguo was a little surprised, and then his face darkened, thinking that she was bragging, with a blunt tone:

"Nonsense, what's going on in the country now, do you know?"

Hu Taodai ate a piece of beef, smacked his lips, and said in a slightly teasing tone:

"Du Da, can you stop being so self-righteous all the time? I don't know why. Recently, many Chinese people have traveled all the way from Koryo to Shinjuku to make a living.

Most of these people are from Northeast China and Lu Province, and a few of them came from Sijiu City, so I know exactly what's going on there. "

Hearing this, Du Weiguo fell silent immediately. He really didn't expect this. After a while, he took out the cigarette case, lit a cigarette, and said in a low voice:
"Hu Da, now that you know it, you should understand that the current situation over there is very complicated, the situation is treacherous, and it is almost impossible to move an inch. Do you really have a solution?"

Hu Taodai nodded firmly:

"Well, it turned out that when I was a fox, it was indeed a bit difficult, but now that I have become a human, it is absolutely unimpeded.

Du Da, resuscitating your wife, this is my mission, I will never make fun of it, so don't worry. "

Du Weiguo's excited tone was a little trembling: "Hu Da, then, can you~"

Hu Taodai naturally knew what Du Weiguo meant, she shook her head gently:

"Du Da, wake her up. Although I won't die, I will be weak for a period of time. There is a high probability that I will lie dormant on Lushan Mountain for a while. I really don't have the ability to bring her out, even with your support." .”

"Whoo~"

Du Weiguo sighed, secretly thinking that he was too greedy, and then he remembered another thing:

"Hu Da, you've become a human now, and you're not a fox, why are you still dormant on Mount Lu?"

Hu Taodai snorted, and waved his hand indifferently:
"Cut, Du Da, do you think that Lu Mountain is a small hill? The so-called dormancy must be that the assholes drink blood and stay in the deep mountains and old forests? With my father and mother here, I will be safe and sound!"

Du Weiguo: "Uh~"

Damn, it’s because I’m too small, thinking about it, Yiwulu Mountain is the ashram of Mrs. Hu San and Mrs. Hu San’s grandparents. There are ten thousand ways to cover up and protect my precious girl.

Du Weiguo put out his cigarette butt, stood up, and solemnly saluted with fists in his hands:
"Hu Da, I don't thank you for your kindness. I will remember your affection. By the way, you said that you will be weak for a while, how long~"

Hu Taodai waved his hand in dissatisfaction:

"Oh! Du Da, why are you so morose today? Like an old lady, it's rare for someone to have a good drink, and you're just chattering around, what a disappointment~"

Du Weiguo raised his eyebrows, and complained secretly, what is a rare drink? Since you became a human, except for getting up in the morning, the rest of the day, you didn't stop eating twice a day, okay?

It’s really his ancestral home in the Northeast. He has three small barbecues a day, and his youth is dedicated to the small wine table.

Du Weiguo glanced at Hu Taodai who was sipping wine with his neck up, couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, this guy is really fierce when he drinks.

You know, this black Kirishima shochu is not beer, it belongs to distilled spirits, but the degree is slightly lower, about 30 degrees.

This stuff is soft in the throat, but the aftertaste is quite strong. The kind that hits the head after drinking, walnut substitute is now purely drunk as beer!
Du Weiguo picked up the wine glass and poured himself a glass of soju. Hu Taodai put down the wine bottle, gave Du Weiguo a sideways look, and said in a playful tone:

"Isn't it? My lord Shashen, are you still so delicate while drinking? It's not refreshing at all!"

Du Weiguo filled the empty glass in front of her again with a smile, and picked up the glass:
"Cut! Hu Da, drink soju and blow the bottle. In your native language, it's called Shanpao. Come on, I'll drink with you. Congratulations on becoming a man."

Hu Taodai's eyes were bright: "Are you Shanpao? Du Da, drink with me, can you drink well?"

Du Weiguo raised a finger: "My drinking capacity is probably only this much!"

Hu Taodai's eyes were full of contempt: "Cut, only 10 bottles?"

Du Weiguo shook his head gently, raised his eyebrows, and said lightly, "No, I can drink all the time!"

Although he was pretending, Du Weiguo's current physique data had broken through the 20-point mark, which was several times that of a peak male.

This multiple of physique is not a concept that one plus one equals two, but a geometric increment. Du Weiguo's current physical strength is almost endless.

Since leaving Huaxia, he really has never drank a lot of alcohol, and he doesn't know what level of alcohol he is currently drinking.

However, referring to the original drinking capacity, the high-alcohol liquor is more than 3 catties, and the current low-alcohol shochu, more than 10 bottles should be pinched by hand.

Hu Taodai's eyes were happy, he raised his wine glass and touched Du Weiguo heavily:
"Ha! Du Da, you can really brag! Come on, come on, today I want to see how you keep drinking!"

An hour later, countless empty soju bottles were thrown on the coffee table and the floor. After a cursory glance, there were no less than 1 bottles.

At this time, Du Weiguo's face was reddish, he leaned on the table with one arm, supported his cheek, and held a cigarette in his hand, his eyes were a little erratic.

Hu Taodai, who was sitting opposite him, had his arms propped on the table, his head resting on his hands, his face was flushed, and his eyes were blurred.

"Burr~ Du Da, you, you are cheating! I drank two bottles before the wine fight, I, I don't accept it~"

Hu Taodai burped, his tongue was so big that it was on the verge of falling, Du Weiguo let out smoke leisurely, with a teasing tone:

"A hero is judged by success or failure in everything. Speaking of which, you have lived more than 200 years longer than me, Hu Da, are you convinced?"

"I, I don't accept it, come on, continue, wine, where's the wine? Here, there's more~"

Hu Taodai bent over drunkenly to get an unopened wine bottle, his body slipped, and he fell uncontrollably towards the ground.

A powerful big hand suddenly appeared and grabbed her neck without any time, and then another big hand supported her leg.

Du Weiguo hugged Hu Taodai and shook his head: "Okay, I can't even sit still, so what's the point?"

Hu Taodai was half asleep and half awake, muttering softly like a dream:

"Du Da, it's great to be a human being. It turns out that hugging feels like this. I like it very much~"

Du Weiguo frowned slightly, ignored her, came to the bedroom, bent down and put Hu Taodai gently on the bed, but she suddenly grabbed Du Weiguo's neck:
"Sir, don't go~"

Immediately, Hu Taodai's delicate red lips came closer, and the sky thundered instantly, and soon, there was a charming voice in the bedroom, and the word ten thousand will be omitted below.

The next day, in the early morning, Du Weiguo opened his eyes, turned over and sat up abruptly, shook his dizzy head, and glanced at Hu Taodai who was curled up inside with his body on his back, with a somewhat distorted expression.

My mother, alcohol is really harmful, who the hell am I sleeping now?Sakurai Momoyo or Butterfly?
How embarrassing!

There was still a touch of bright red on the bed sheet, and Du Weiguo felt that his eyes were being stabbed, so he picked up the clothes on the ground lightly, and walked out of the bedroom without a sound.

After briefly washing up in the bathroom and getting dressed again, Du Weiguo walked slowly to the living room downstairs.

Sitting down on the sofa, he took out the cigarette case, lit one, and the curling smoke rose, his eyes were a little dull, and his mind wandered.

At the same time, Hu Taodai in the bedroom turned over and sat up. Naked, he tiptoed to the door and listened with his ears up. After making sure that there was no one on the second floor, he went to the bathroom on his feet.

Soon, she ran back to the bedroom again, saw a bright red on the bed, quickly covered it with the quilt, and immediately got into the bed herself.

Hu Taodai pulled the quilt to the edge of his cheeks, blushing like a tomato, Loliyin said to himself:
"Shangxian, what should we do now? Shangxian, Shangxian, don't pretend you can't hear me, okay?"

There was still no response, Loliyin was a little embarrassed:

"Shangxian, if you pretend you can't hear me again, I'll go downstairs to find Mr. naked!"

Finally, Sister Yu rang up: "Momoyo, you idiot, you messed up after drinking, and you got me involved!"

"That's not the case, I just want to confess, it's Shangxian, obviously it was you who took the initiative to kiss~uh~"

Hu Taodai suddenly covered her mouth by herself, and then she let go, and Sister Yu threatened in a stern voice:

"Momoyo, if you dare to speak out, I will, I will never eat ice cream or anything sweet in my life."

Lori voice: "Shangxian, what should I do now? I feel so embarrassed when I see Mr. now~"

Yu Jieyin: "What should I do? He took such a big advantage, of course he has to be responsible."

Luo Liyin: "But, but aren't we going to Huaxia soon? We won't see Mr. in the future!"

Yu Jieyin: "Stupid, how old are you? Life is still very, very long. When we return to China, it will only be a year or two at most, and it's not like we won't see each other forever~"

At this time, footsteps came from the stairs, and Hu Taodai quickly covered his head in the quilt, curled up into a small ball, and huddled tightly into the corner of the bed.

"Shuala~"

The sliding door of the bedroom was pushed open, Du Weiguo walked in, walked straight to the bed, looked at the slightly trembling quilt, and said softly:
"Hu Da, am I leaving?"

"What? Where are you going?"

The quilt was lifted suddenly, and Hu Taodai jumped up and sat up like a little leopard. Yu Jieyin was very angry:
"Du Da, you rascal, you want to run away after taking advantage~!"

Du Weiguo didn't speak, but just glanced at Hu Taodai's body for a while, Hu Taodai screamed and covered his body with the quilt.

Du Weiguo took out a letter, which was written by the big fox with his paws, with two words on it: "Help me!"

"Hu Da, what did you mean when you asked me to save you before? Also, what did you mean by the oath you recited silently when you left your soul?"

Du Weiguo's eyes were not sharp, but they were extremely deep, with an irrefutable meaning, Hu Taodai subconsciously staggered his eyes, and said falteringly:
"I, didn't I make it clear before? Besides, you've said it all, and you won't pursue it."

Du Weiguo's tone was very calm: "Hu Da, you know that I have women, and there are more than one."

Walnut muttered in a low voice:

"You're a rascal, love one when you see one, besides that coquettish foreign woman, that woman from Siam, there's another one on Hong Kong Island, plus your wife~"

Du Weiguo was silent for a long time, then stretched out his hand to caress her cheek, and said softly:

"Hu Da, I am your catastrophe? Right?"

Hu Taodai raised his head, took a deep look at Du Weiguo, his eyes were extremely complicated, and he didn't speak. Du Weiguo knew that he had guessed right, and sighed.

"Hu Da, after going to Sijiu City to rescue Caiyu, find a way to go directly to Baishan, and I will pick you up there."

"and then?"

The big fox's voice was very soft, with a confused expression, and Du Weiguo's voice was also very soft, but it was so heavy:

"Then you stay with me and I protect you."

Hearing this, Hu Taodai's eyes lit up instantly, and a dark red light rose from the bottom of his eyes, dazzling:
"Really?"

Du Weiguo did not speak, but stretched out a finger, raised her chin, and gently kissed her red lips.

Damn it, you have a childlike face and a double cultivation of Yuluo, what the hell do you want?