Genshin Impact: Shark Across the World

Chapter 8 He fled, he chased
Liu Wuyin said in surprise: "Hey, I didn't expect you to understand, I thought you wouldn't know."

The water mushroom said in pain: "Human, can't you be normal, I'm so tired."

Liu Wuyin said, "I'm just joking, I want you to cheer up."

The water mushroom said: "I feel that this is not a joke, but harassment."

There is no way, Liu Wuyin can only say: "Okay, then I will tell you another joke."

The water mushroom said: "Human, if you don't speak, it is the greatest help to me."

Liu Wuyin said, "Do you know how to pronounce the mushroom of the water mushroom beast?"

The water mushroom said: "You have already read it..."

Liu Wuyin said, "You just need to answer me, and don't worry about the rest."

The water fungus said, "Okay, is it a nimbus?"

Liu Wuyin said: "Yes, say xun, the fourth tone, and the same pronunciation as xun."

The water fungus asked: "Wait, who does it sound the same as? All I hear are mushrooms."

Liu Wuyin said, "Okay, the joke is over."

Then, the air fell into silence again.

The Water Fungus Beast broke down and asked, "What a joke!"

……

After a while, the water mushroom beast finally finished its rest, took Liu Wuyin down the cliff with difficulty, and hid in a dark place.

At the bottom of the cliff, the number of the Treasure Squad increased instead of falling, and Treasure Squad members were everywhere.

These treasure robbers held ore lamps and searched for something.

At this time, a person asked: "Where did the man with the devil's face go? Did he really come down?"

Another person said: "The people above said, who knows, just look for it first."

In the dark, Liu Wuyin and the others are watching everything here.

At this time, the water mushroom beast asked Liu Wuyin: "Does your face still hurt?"

Liu Wuyin said: "It seems that the pain is gone, and I don't know when it will stop. It feels amazing."

The water mushroom beast carefully looked at Liu Wuyin's face, and then said in amazement: "Human, the wound on your face is gone."

"Oh?" Liu Wuyin touched his face and said, "It's really gone."

The water mushroom said: "Human, you are also a monster."

Liu Wuyin said: "How is it possible, I am an out-and-out human being."

The water mushroom said: "But humans don't have such resilience."

Liu Wuyin said, "Maybe God is helping me."

The water mushroom asked: "Then why didn't you recover from your injuries when you were unconscious?"

Liu Wuyin said, "Maybe God has cataracts."

The water mushroom said: "You are a monster, so we can play together all the time."

Liu Wuyin said: "No, I still have many human girls waiting to be conquered. I can't become a monster now, or I will be killed by human girls."

The water mushroom beast said sadly, "Okay..."

At this time Liu Wuyin said again: "Okay, there is nothing left to talk about, we have to leave here quickly, or we will be in trouble if we are discovered."

The water mushroom beast said yes.

Liu Wuyin said: "From now on, we will keep going forward secretly, and fly down when we encounter a cliff. I know a small hidden cave, and we don't need to go through the secret passage of the Thieves."

The water mushroom asked: "Then why don't you just go to this small hole from the beginning, so that you don't have to suffer so much."

Liu Wuyin said: "Actually, joining the Treasure Bandit is the least painful. You don't have to fight with the Treasure Bandit, and you don't have to hide from them. How nice it is."

The water mushroom said, "It seems so."

Liu Wuyin said: "It's useless to say so much now, let's run away from here quickly, by the way, let's change into a set of clothes for the robbers first."

The water mushroom asked: "How to change?"

Then Liu Wuyin saw the timing and threw stones at the two treasure robbers.

According to the development in the TV series, the next two people will come over out of curiosity, and then we can just knock them out.

But the two members of the treasure robbery group were stunned for a moment, and then shouted directly: "There is someone here, that devil man may be here!"

Then a bunch of treasure thieves rushed over.

The water mushroom beast asked Liu Wuyin in a panic, "What are you doing!"

Liu Wuyin showed a cute expression and said, "Hey, why is it different from what I imagined~"

The water mushroom beast dragged Liu Wuyin and ran: "Run, they are going to catch up!"

Then Liu Wuyin and the others ran quickly, and a group of treasure robbers behind them were throwing weapons.

But these treasure robbers discovered that the running posture of this devil man... seems a bit powerful...

Liu Wuyin writhed all over and ran in an extremely strange posture, showing a disgusting smile while running.

The water mushroom shouted: "Do you have to run like this, there should be a more energy-saving running posture!"

Liu Wuyin said: "This is the most energy-saving running posture for me, and I can run very fast!"

The water mushroom said: "Then don't show that disgusting smile!"

Liu Wuyin said: "A smile is a proof of health. If you don't smile, do you want me to cry!"

Then Liu Wuyin showed a more disgusting crying face, and the water mushroom beast immediately stopped him: "Then you should laugh."

After running for a while, and going around and around, Liu Wuyin and the others finally came to the edge of the cliff.

Then Liu Wuyin jumped straight off the cliff, shouting: "The water mushroom beast catches me!"

The water mushroom shouted: "Don't just jump down, I'm not ready yet!"

But there was no other way, the water mushroom beast could only speed up crazily, trying to pull Liu Wuyin before he fell to the ground.

Seeing this, the treasure robbers behind threw weapons behind them.

At this time, the water mushroom beast was pierced by a small knife, and it could not use any strength, so it could only watch Liu Wuyin fall down.

The water mushroom beast was extremely anxious, and shouted to Liu Wuxian: "Don't die, human!"

But then, the water mushroom beast saw Liu Wuyin drinking canned beer in mid-air.

Liu Wuyin said: "I actually have a bottle of beer in my clothes. I must have accidentally put it in my clothes before time travel. I really don't want to poke it."

The water mushroom beast shouted in collapse: "What are you doing, you are going to die!"

Hearing the voice of the water mushroom beast, Liu Wuyin showed his thumb confidently and said, "Don't worry, I can't think of any solution, I'm finished."

The water mushroom beast is getting more and more broken, crying: "What are you so confident about? Can't you be more serious, don't die, don't die, human!"

Then Liu Wuzhen fell into a fleshy pulp, and the water mushroom beast also fell on his corpse.

The water mushroom cried, "Human, human..."

But suddenly, Liu Wuyin pretended to get up and said, "Wow, it hurts so much. Why do I have back pain all over my body? Did you hit me while I was unconscious?"

Seeing the revived Liu Wuyin, the water mushroom beast began to be shocked, and showed an unbelievable expression: "Human... Human, are you still alive?"

Liu Wuyin looked at his blood-covered body and said, "It seems that I am really protected by God."

But Liu Wuyin still felt pain in his internal organs and was extremely weak, saying: "It seems that he has not fully recovered. If there is another attack, he should die."

(End of this chapter)