Honghuang: I, Haotian, will never abdicate
Chapter 274 Stealing food in the imperial dining room, crossing people during the day and crossing g
Chapter 274 Stealing food in the imperial dining room, crossing people during the day and crossing ghosts at night
Monks don't tell lies!Jiang Liu'er finally told the truth.
Gao Yang listened to Jiang Liuer's praise of himself, and a smile appeared on his face again, very beautiful.
Jiang Liuer stared at Gao Yang for a moment.
"You...why are you looking at me? You are a monk, you are not allowed to have unruly thoughts about me!" Gao Yang said intentionally.
"Nonsense, intestinal poison, dare I touch it?"
"What? What did you say? You are the poison, no, you are a puppy!" Gao Yang said viciously.
"Ask you something." Jiang Liu'er quickly changed the subject.
"Huh? What are you asking?"
"Aren't you a maid in the palace? Is there anything delicious in the palace?" Jiang Liu'er was indeed a little hungry, and following Abbot Tianlong... he could only eat vegetarian food. Vegetarian food can't fill you up, your stomach is already rumbling.
"are you hungry?"
"I'm starving to death!"
"Convening the Water and Land Ceremony, Father... Oh no, the emperor should not treat you badly, why don't you even care about your full meal..." Gao Yang asked doubtfully.
"This..." Can Jiang Liu'er tell her that she wants to eat something good from a small stove?Difficult!
Gao Yang looked at Jiang Liu'er with a hesitant look on his face, and chuckled twice, "Come with me, I'll take you to dinner."
"Quick, lead the way!"
Gao Yang walked in front, Jiang Liu'er followed behind.
Not long after, the two arrived at the imperial dining room.
In the imperial dining room, the aroma is tangy, and there are many delicacies.
Gao Yang took Jiang Liuer through the main entrance, but was caught by him, "Stealing food, why are you going through the main entrance..."
Besides, I still have to preside over the water and land ceremony. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I was caught for stealing food?
Before Gao Yang opened his mouth to speak, Jiang Liu'er grabbed Gao Yang's wrist and slipped quietly into the imperial dining room through the side door.
Jiang Liu'er not only has high attainments in Buddhism, but also learned martial arts from his senior brother in the temple. Although he is not good at martial arts, his body skills are relatively flexible and agile.
There are countless delicacies from mountains and seas in the imperial dining room.
The upper eight treasures, the middle eight treasures, and the lower eight treasures. There are 24 dishes for the famous and precious treasures alone, which is not considered a hundred feasts...
Seeing such precious dishes, Jiang Liu'er couldn't help sighing, "It's really extravagant to cook a calf and a lamb like a sunflower without abandoning the fence!"
Listening to Jiang Liu'er's words, Gao Yang also sensed that he was teasing and sarcastic, so he explained: "These things are extremely precious, and they are not often seen in the palace. Come..."
"I'm hungry, let's eat first!" Jiang Liu'er said, and began to eat, taking two simple bites of each dish.
Gao Yang, on the other hand, only eats his favorite dishes.
Looking at this scene, Jiang Liuer frowned.
Gao Yang looked at Jiang Liu'er's frowning, with doubts on his face, "What's wrong? Isn't it delicious?"
Jiang Liu'er sighed, "You don't even know how to steal food? If you steal food like this, it will be strange if you don't get caught!"
"Eat two bites of each dish, and they won't see anything. If you eat more than half of it like this, you will be a fool, and you will know that there are fewer dishes!"
"Ah? Then what should I do?" Gao Yang saw that there was only half of his plate left.
"Don't panic, it can still be saved!" I saw Jiang Liu'er took the plate from Gao Yang's hand, and finished a plate of exquisite snacks in two or three mouthfuls.
While eating, he said: "Just finish eating, then wash the plate and put it back to the unused plate. Let them look for it. If they can't find it, then they forgot to do it."
"Pfft...that's a good idea." Gao Yang couldn't help but chuckled again.
Jiang Liu'er finished eating the snacks, and said seriously: "However, this method can only be used once, if there are too many, it will definitely be exposed."
Gao Yang's eyes turned into crescents when he smiled, "Yeah, I see."
"Are you full?"
"I am full."
"Okay, sneak out."
After eating and drinking, the two sneaked out through the side door.
After leaving the imperial dining room, Gao Yang's face turned red, his heart beat faster, it was the first time he did such a thrilling thing, it was so interesting!
"Where are we going now?" Gao Yang asked Jiang Liu'er again, blinking his big eyes, obviously asking him to take him to play.
Jiang Liu'er chose to ignore her big eyes, "Eat and drink enough, of course go to bed... No, recharge your batteries!"
"oh, I see……"
"I said... aren't you a court lady? Why are you so idle? Don't you need to work?" Jiang Liuer asked in confusion.
Gao Yang's eyes drifted a little, "I... I... I'm taking a day off today, yes, I'm taking a day off today, and I'll be off for more than a month in the future. I used to work before."
"Oh... let's go to sleep." Jiang Liu'er said and walked towards the shade just now.
Gao Yang also followed behind.
……
The sky darkened.
At the court hall, all the monks have prepared the magic tools, and the platform for the Water and Land Ceremony has also been set up.
Under the old tree, Jiang Liu'er originally wanted to lie down and sleep, but Gao Yang was too noisy, so she couldn't fall asleep, so she just chatted all afternoon...
Seeing that the time was almost up, Jiang Liu'er also stood up slowly, "I'm going to preside over the Water and Land Ceremony, how about you?"
"Then I'll go see you preside over the Land and Water Dharma Conference."
"It's nighttime...you can't go."
"Why can't you go at night?"
"Traveling people during the day and ghosts at night, that's all right, you should go back quickly and come early tomorrow morning." Jiang Liu'er didn't want to explain so much.
"Oh... well then, I'm going back then?"
"Ok!"
After Gao Yang left, Jiang Liu'er walked towards the stage of the Water and Land Ceremony.
Abbot Tianlong saw Jiang Liuer coming back, his face was black, "Where did you go to play, you are the host, and something went wrong, how can you bear this crime?"
Jiang Liu'er smiled mischievously, "Don't panic, just look at me, abbot, are you still worried about me?"
"That's true... Hurry up and put on the cassock. The Buddha depends on the clothes, and the horse depends on the saddle." The abbot took out the cassock again.
"Abbot, what do you want to discuss? The Water and Land Ceremony is over, did you give me this cassock?" Jiang Liuer smiled.
"This... is not impossible to consider..."
"Okay, it's a deal!"
Jiang Liu'er quickly changed into cassock and walked towards the stage of the Water and Land Ceremony.
At this time, Jiang Liu'er's whole aura changed, and all the charm of Buddhism burst out.
Every time you take a step, the whole body's aura will increase by one point. After a few steps, when you reach the podium, the whole body's aura has continued to the strongest, and the Buddhist aura is fully displayed.
Seeing this, Abbot Tianlong's eyes lit up, "Although I'm usually fooling around, but when I get serious, I can really do it!"
Jiang Liu'er stood in the middle of the podium in cassock, with a calm face, and said slowly, "Open the four doors, to present Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and all immortals and gods, and to call all sentient beings of the six realms to come to the meeting!"
Click!After Jiang Liuer's words fell, the four doors of the courtyard slowly opened, the Yin wind howled, and the ghosts of the Yin soldiers came...
In the palace, there have been many wars and bloody battles, and there are not a few people who died every time the dynasty changed, so there are no fewer hidden ghosts and hungry ghosts.
At this moment, listening to the traction, all of them came to sit under the podium of the Water and Land Dharma Assembly, enjoying the tribute and listening to the scriptures.
This is what Jiang Liu'er said, "Cross people during the day and ghosts at night!"
(End of this chapter)
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