Wuxia Super Face-Slapping System

Chapter 298 God of Wealth, Give 'Holy Water'!
"Hush! Shh!." Ye Xiuwen urinated in a pot, then tied up his trouser belt, and stirred it with chopsticks.

"Fu! Fu!"

Ye Xiuwen blew on it to get rid of his coquettish air, and felt that it was full of positive energy.

"Tsk tsk, this is, you really drank the holy water that can make you live forever?"

Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, sat on the chair satisfied, and then shouted loudly: "Okay, come in! Come welcome the holy water!"

In the main hall, Ye Xiuwen's voice came.

Only Lie Huo Shenjun, Murong, and a group of disciples rushed in.

"Holy water? I just heard that the God of Wealth said there is holy water?"

"Yeah? Could it be that drinking this holy water will make you live forever?"

"It must be, it must be, is that holy water? Otherwise, how could it be called holy water?"

"Fing!."

Everyone was discussing in low voices, but was interrupted by Lie Huo Shenjun's nasal voice. He is the master, and he must look like a master.

But he knelt down pretending to be calm and said, "Thank you, God of Wealth, for giving me the holy water,"

"Little girl, thank God of Wealth for bestowing holy water!" Murong also knelt down and bowed.

"Let's wait, thank the God of Wealth for bestowing holy water!" All the disciples also knelt down with their buttocks pouted.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have succeeded in pretending to be a force, and you have gained a force, +100."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have succeeded in pretending to be a force, and you have gained a force, +100."

"Ding Dong,"

Everyone knelt down, and Ye Xiuwen's force was bullish, so that would be great.

"Nai Nai! Don't be too polite. I only cast spells when I am a god. I asked for more. Every one of you has a share!"

Ye Xiuwen was very magnanimous and definitely looked like a god, while the crowd all turned their eyes to the golden pot on the table.

When Lie Huo Shenjun went out, Ye Xiuwen said that all the holy water he asked for would be put in this golden pot.

"Is this holy water?"

Lie Huo Shenjun licked his plump lips, even feeling extremely excited.

But at this moment, in his heart, he warned himself more than ten thousand times not to be impulsive.

You are a master, you are the master of all disciples, you are a person who has broken away from vulgar interests, you are a noble person, and you are still a pure person.

So you must maintain your master demeanor.

Therefore, for the demeanor of such a master, and for the sake of leaving a good impression in front of the God of Wealth.

Lie Huo Shenjun led the crowd to kneel down again and said: "God of Wealth, if you ask for holy water for us, it is a great fortune. We must kneel three times and kowtow nine times to show our pure heart. How are you doing?" ?”

"I would like to listen to the master's teaching!"

Many disciples, who have never been so obedient, complied together, and then began to kowtow, a total of three kneeling and nine kowtows, not one less.

And when the head hit the ground, there was a sound, bang, bang, which made Ye Xiuwen so happy.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."

"Ding dong."

Ye Xiuwen's compulsion started to turn bullish again, and this time, it turned out to be 200 points, and the refresh screen of 200 points made Ye Xiuwen overjoyed.

"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host's force level has reached . May I ask if you want to cultivate the 'Flame Fist' to Dzogchen?"

"Haha! I didn't expect it to be so fast, and I'm enough to force it!"

Before, Ye Xiuwen took a look. He still had about 4000 points left, which was not enough for points, but he just pretended to be two points at random, and with more than points, he got it.

This is simply too cool, he will be able to treat him in his own way in a while, and then he will pretend to be a big force.

He wanted to laugh when he thought about this matter, but he didn't laugh out loud, because he still had to trick people into drinking urine!

"Nai Nai, everyone, don't be too polite, drink it while it's hot, the effect is best!"

"Drink it while it's hot?" One of the disciples, hearing this, why is something wrong?Is the holy water still hot?
"What's so strange about this, there are so many hot springs in the fairyland, and they are not all there. This holy water is the spring water of which hot spring!"

"That's right, think about it, what is the hot spring water in the sky used for? It must be a fairy, bathing?"

"Yes! Yes! Over time, the immortal energy of the immortal has been deposited in the water, so if we drink it, wouldn't we be able to live a hundred years?"

"You mean? We all drink the footwashing water of immortals?"

"Ugh! I want to throw up,."

A disciple vomited right then and was kicked by Lie Huo Shenjun.

"Don't be disrespectful to the immortals. I believe in the God of Wealth. He will definitely not trick us into drinking some bath water."

"Yes, yes! Lord Lie Huo, I have some knowledge, this is indeed not bath water, if it is bath water, then this god, I am willing to suffer from the nine-day thunder calamity!"

Ye Xiuwen pointed at the sky and swore, anyway, Nima is not bath water, what the hell is urine.

"Look at it? Look at it? You are treating the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. If you don't drink, I will drink it!"

Lie Huo Shenjun, without hesitation, stepped forward, directly selected the two largest bowls, and poured them for himself and Murong.

And in order to win people's hearts, the remaining disciples also poured a symbolic cup each.

"Come on! Today, in front of the God of Wealth, we will drink the holy water and live forever together!"

"Thank you master! Thank you God of Wealth!"

After all, everyone raised their heads together and drank the 37-degree holy water.

"Uh!"

After drinking the holy water, more than people didn't taste anything, they just burped.

"puff!."

Lie Huo Shenjun was still drinking there, but he didn't want Murong to spit it out.

"This? Why does this holy water smell like urine?"

"No way?"

Lie Huo Shenjun still had half a cup left, he smacked his lips, and indeed felt a bit astringent.

"Beauty? Could it be that the holy water smells like this?"

"Are you so stupid? This is clearly urine!"

Murong was so angry that she slammed the wine glass on the ground.

"No way? Shall I try again?"

Lie Huo Shenjun was completely superstitious about Ye Xiuwen, took another sip, then smacked his lips, nodded and said, "Indeed, this is urine, but presumably, even if it is urine, it is also fairy urine!"

(End of this chapter)