Wuxia Super Face-Slapping System

Chapter 111 If you dare to pretend, I will step on my face!
"My legs are numb!"

"I'll beat you, I'll beat you." The minister of punishment ran over like a pug.

"Huh? My arms are sore."

"Come, come, come here!"

The servant of the criminal department seemed to have transformed into an old cousin who received guests.

"My shoulder,."

"Hey!"

"My feet,."

"Hey!."

Ye Xiuwen and Sun Gongzi went back and forth for more than 60 times. The Minister of the Ministry of Justice couldn't take it anymore. He lay on the ground and gasped, "Who? Who the hell invited these two ancestors here?"

"It's him!"

Everyone pointed at the new yamen servant.

"Pfft!"

The Taoist was very happy, the corner of his mouth twitched twice, and he fell to the ground with a bang, almost killing the servant of the Ministry of punishment.

"You? Even if you die today, I will punish you!"

"Okay, okay, the dead will wait for a while before you hit, let's start the trial now!"

Ye Xiuwen had had enough fun, he wanted to hear the case from the Minister of Criminal Justice.

But how dare the servant of the Ministry of punishment?One is the dog master of Six Doors, and the other is the grandson of Prime Minister You, how will this case be tried?Whoever is tried is guilty, and in the end the charges have to be borne by himself.

"Masters? My temple is small, why don't you go to the Sanfa Division?"

"No! I'm still on trial with you. That lingering dog killed someone in my yard. Is that true? If there are witnesses and evidence gathered, even if I sue the emperor, I'm justified!"

Sun Gongzi is not forgiving, but he still doesn't believe it. There is no place for reasoning in this world.

But the servant of the Ministry of Punishment didn't think so. He felt that Ye Xiuwen let alone killed one person, even if he killed a thousand or eight hundred people, it would not be considered a crime!

"Misunderstanding, I think this must be a misunderstanding, what do you think? With the identity of Mr. Dog, how can he go to your yard to kill people? And even if he kills him, he is still a thieves."

"Fuck, what are you talking about? How dare you say that I am a thug? To tell you the truth, it was my brother who died!"

Sun Gongzi yelled at him, but the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment had to endure it, thinking: I'm messing with someone.

"Master? Don't sleep? People say you killed someone!"

Ye Xiuwen fell asleep over there, making the servant of the Ministry of Punishment anxious.

However, Ye Xiuwen woke up, and murmured: "I'm tired. I just came back from the outside and did a big event for the emperor. The emperor is very happy? Let me come back and have a good rest,"

"Yes! Yes! Master Dog has worked hard!"

The servant of the Ministry of Punishment hurriedly made an apology, but Ye Xiuwen hadn't finished speaking.

"The emperor also said that I have to do a major event, and I must go, but I didn't expect it. When I got home, my house was gone. When I saw it, he demolished it. You say I I was also arrested, so the emperor's errand? You should go and answer it!."

In Ye Xiuwen's words, the servant of the criminal department is stupid. Can anyone take this job?And Ye Xiuwen bit a few words, that's really terrible!
Let me start by saying, 'I have done a great event for the emperor', is this credit?Besides, 'the emperor is very happy', here, who can make the emperor happy?Only his dog adults?

Also, the emperor asked them to go home to rest. Listen, the emperor said it himself. If you want Linglinggou to go home to rest, this is equivalent to receiving the imperial edict.

The emperor's golden mouth and jade words, every word, is an imperial decree.

But this is not over yet, 'the emperor still has important matters', listen, there are still important matters to be handled by other people, can someone else handle them?

Therefore, Ye Xiuwen just said a few words, and the servant of the criminal department broke out in cold sweat. If this matter is not handled properly, people may die.

Of course, he complained in his heart, complaining about this grandson, are you full?You ripped off someone's house, and you still accuse him of a crime?Didn't he just kill a person?As long as it's not your own father, why do you care about this business?
However, he couldn't say that, so he could only plead in a low voice: "Mr. Sun, withdraw the lawsuit! I have the emperor's order, if this lawsuit goes on, it will be bad for you?"

"What's wrong? You don't have to pay for your life if you kill someone?" Mr. Sun really didn't believe in evil.

"Murder? Let me tell you this! He took out a knife and killed me. That's not called murder. Do you understand this time?"

The servant of the Ministry of punishment felt that he was too smart, and this metaphor was simply too good.

"what about me?"

"puff!."

With a word from Mr. Sun, the servant of the Ministry of punishment was so angry that he vomited blood and died.

Of course, he can't say that it's the same if he kills you. The two blows must be fought, so he can only apologize and say with a smile: "How can I compare with you? You are a noble person,"

"Ah! I am a nobleman, so I don't have to be afraid of him!"

Sun Gongzi misunderstood, so he stood up, strutted in front of Ye Xiuwen, and scolded: "See? I'm a nobleman, and your garden is mine now, so don't ask for it in the future. This life lawsuit, Even if this young master, I'm flattened for you, hahaha! You don't have to thank me, "

"Are you a tease invited by a monkey?"

Ye Xiuwen spoke, but Mr. Sun didn't understand, and asked back, "What do you mean by that?"

"I mean, are you an idiot? You demolished my house and asked me to buy you favors? That old bastard of your grandpa taught you how to behave?"

"Eh? Why are you swearing at people?" Sun Gongzi rolled up his arms and sleeves, and it was time to do something.

But if Ye Xiuwen is fine, he dare not, but Ye Xiuwen is tied up now!Isn't this a good opportunity?

But he didn't want to, Ye Xiuwen didn't use his hands at all to beat him, he could just use his feet, but when he saw that grandson slapped him and hooked him with his feet, that grandson stumbled.

The kid still remembered, but he didn't want Ye Xiuwen's big foot to fall down and directly stepped on the grandson's face, imprinting a big shoehorn!
"Let go, let me get up, otherwise I won't be able to spare you, Mr. Sun." That Mr. Sun still refused to accept it.

"Hey? Can't you spare me? If it weren't for me, I would have crushed you to death long ago, seeing that you are an ordinary person!"

"Don't go, Mr. Dog, his grandfather is the Right Prime Minister 'Yang Wanli'!"

The servant of the punishment department hurried forward to persuade him, but Ye Xiuwen said disdainfully, "His grandfather is Yang Wanli? I beat this grandson!"

"You, you dare to hit me, my grandpa will definitely not let you go, oh, oh, you really hit me?"

In fact, Ye Xiuwen didn't beat him, but this grandson, how could he have suffered such a crime, Ye Xiuwen is only a foot, it will make him complain and cry out in pain!

"stop!"

(End of this chapter)