Salted Fish of Super Seminary

Chapter 2: What about cheating ghosts?
Chapter 1: Are you kidding me?

"Oh, this angel is quite beautiful, but I still prefer humans." The boy said while clicking the screen frantically.

In a small room, a young boy was lying on the bed, chatting.

All I saw on the screen was a young lady with a pair of pure white wings. I remembered someone just said that he only liked humans.

That’s right, this is our male protagonist: Yun Yang, who was inspired by the “Dafeng Ge” by Emperor Gaozu of Han Dynasty, Liu Bang. The wind rises and the clouds fly.

Oh, has The Heroes of the Storm been updated today? I have to go check it out.

Looking at the beauty on the screen, Yun Yang felt that the anime "The King's Avatar" was really great. After all, it provided him with several wallpapers.

Especially the character of Qiangwei, a patriotic girl, and the beautiful face of the policewoman Qilin, both of whom were fortunate enough to become Yun Dashao's wallpaper.

Watching the eighth episode of The Heroes, Yun Yang wondered why the Battle of Tianhe was changed again. It was a bit boring to keep watching the same event. It would be great if I could watch the rest.

Watching Lena blocking a large laser beam all by herself, Yun Yang thought this scene was really cool.

But then a mechanical voice sounded in his head, making him unable to help but whisper.

"I seemed to hear some incredible noise."

Because he feels that he might become rich, the system, ah, is the standard configuration for the protagonist.

Ding, the target with special physique has been confirmed...

Start the inheritance of the Lord of Life...

"What the hell? The Lord of Life?" Hearing the mechanical voice in his mind, Yun Yang began to have wild thoughts.

It seems like I'm really going to be rich, buddy. The God of Life, it sounds a bit like a Western fantasy title.

After carefully thinking about the setting of gods in Western fantasy in his mind, Yun Yang felt that he would probably embark on the path of becoming an idol in the future.

But it's so difficult. The thought of singing and dancing on the stage with so many people watching me is scary. I quickly shook my head to get rid of the idea.

After about ten minutes, Yun Yang found that his system was silent, and he suddenly became a little anxious.

This system won’t run away just because I don’t want to be an idol.

No, can’t I be the one? Please don’t leave. In the future, I will have supernatural powers and immortality, but I still have to rely on you to reach the peak of my life.

"System? System received, please reply." After calling out like this several times, Yun Yang felt that he might have been hallucinating. Whose system is so aloof?

Alas, if I get it, I'm lucky, if I lose it, I'm doomed.

Lying back on the bed, Yun Yang thought lazily.

I turned off the movie "The King's Avatar" and checked the time on my phone. It was already 11 o'clock. I should go to bed as I was hallucinating just now.

Just when he closed his eyes and was about to go to sleep, a voice made him open his eyes again, and his spirit was instantly excited.

Ding, the Life God System has been installed...

Before Yun Yang could ask what the system's functions were, a grand and kind voice sounded in his mind.

"Hello, little one."

"Are you system intelligence?" Yun Yang asked a little dazedly.

"No, the system is just an auxiliary device I created to help you grow." Unknown voice.

"Are you the Lord of Life that the system mentioned?" Yun Yang boldly guessed based on his words.

After all, people have said that he created the system.

"I'll help you fulfill a wish. What is your wish?" The kind voice did not answer Yun Yang's question, but spoke to itself.

"I don't have any wishes. I have the system. I can't be greedy anymore. Thank you." Yun Yang felt that this must be the God of Life testing him. He must not be fooled. He should not do such a thing as greed.

"You have a pretty good attitude. Well, I'll give you a small gift."

Originally, the God of Life wanted to say that he had a slack mentality, but his personality could not collapse. He had to maintain his dignity and die with dignity.

"Thank you." Yun Yang thanked him sincerely.

Sure enough, my choice was right. I didn’t want it, so I asked others to give it to me. I wouldn’t suffer any loss no matter what they gave me.

If you ask for something without permission and the other person can't give it to you, he will think you are humiliating him and then destroy you. Wouldn't that be a big loss?

"Hahahaha, you're quite an interesting guy. Don't follow my old path. See you later..."

Because of the system, Yun Yang's thoughts were clearly visible to the Lord of Life, who also found Yun Yang's thoughts interesting.

I have spent my entire life to create this thing, so let him have the chance to break through the barriers of the universe. I don't need it anyway.

It's too late, it's really too late, alas...

Just after the kind old grandfather said that he would regret it forever, Yun Yang heard a "ding" sound.

Although he could sense the unwillingness in the old man's voice, he had no way to explore it now. A great existence just disappeared in a conversation.

Ding, get the novice gift pack...

Wow, this system is quite user-friendly. It even has benefits like a novice gift pack. It must be a system that is particularly loving to the host. I’m happy.

He called the system silently in his heart, and the system interface suddenly appeared in Yun Yang's eyes. The interface was so simple that it was shocking.

Random tasks: None...

Life Points: 0
Newbie gift pack: 1
Seeing that there really was a novice gift package, Yun Yang hurriedly asked the system to open the novice gift package. After all, unboxing was something that people were very excited about.

Ding, got life points: 2, got a dimensional bomb that doesn't like to explode: 1
What are life points for? And as a bomb, what the hell are you if you don’t like to explode, an iron ball?
When Yun Yang saw the name of this bomb, his complaining spirit burst out.

In order to see what this bomb that didn't like to explode looked like, Yun Yang took the dimensional bomb that didn't like to explode out of the system with all his heart.

Looking at the one-meter-long fuse, Yun Yang suddenly understood why the bomb didn't want to explode.

After looking at the fuse and then at the lighter on the bedside table, Yun Yang suddenly had a bold idea.

The fuse is more than one meter long, so it should be fine if I light it.

With a "click", a flame ignited in Yunyang's hand.

The moment the flame touched the fuse, the fuse burned out instantly. The last thought in Yun Yang's mind was, damn, I don't like explosions, I must be kidding!
Super Seminary, suburbs of Tianhe City.

A person suddenly appeared above an abandoned gas station.

Just then, it fell straight onto the ceiling, and there was a loud "boom".

Then there was someone's cry of pain.

In less than a minute, Yun Yang recovered.

After observing my situation, I was a little confused and thought that I might have been killed in the explosion and then traveled through time.

Otherwise it can't explain the spaceship floating above the city in the distance.

Just when Yun Yang was about to try to see if he could get through to 119, the system suddenly spoke.

Ding, new random tasks have been updated...

Escape from the gas station: 50 meters away from the gas station. As a five-good youth of the new era, with all four limbs intact, how can you be trapped by a mere gas station? Run...

Mission Reward: Random Level Life Transition Ticket: 1
The smile on my face froze for a moment. Does the system want my legs? The roof of the gas station is at least seven or eight meters above the ground. I have to go down to see Degu.

Let's just wait a little longer. The reward is valuable, but life is more valuable.

Then, he turned his eyes and saw the two life points rewarded in the novice gift package. There was no instruction manual or anything?
What is this thing for? It's called life point. Let's think about it. Is it to increase my lifespan? I will be a god in the future, and I need to increase my lifespan. This god is too weak.

Although he thought so in his heart, Yun Yang still carefully selected the life point with his mind.

In an instant, Yun Yang saw a bunch of transparent plus signs appearing on his body.

It's on my phone, on the watch on my wrist, and even on my clothes, but not on me.

Well, it seems this is not for myself.

After thinking for a long time, Yun Yang decided to give it a try on his phone first.

Because a watch can tell time, but a mobile phone can’t do anything when it runs out of battery.

Just do it when you think of it, move your finger to the plus sign and tap it lightly.

Ding, “Do you want to” allocate life points to this item…

"Yes," Yun Yang chose without hesitation.

The phone flew out of his hand, a white light flickering faintly on it, and a countdown of 3:54.

According to Yun Yang's inference, this should be a countdown, and the phone will be upgraded in 3 minutes.

Thinking of this, he sat down on the ground, quietly waiting for the countdown to end, and in the blink of an eye the countdown ended.

Just listen to a "ding" sound.

Upgrade successfully...

Triggering the intermediate life transition...

Gain intermediate wisdom...

Get material changes...

Get virtual space...

I saw that an ordinary smartphone turned into a pure glass smartphone, and even the buttons on the side disappeared.

He didn’t see any wisdom or anything, and Yun Yang didn’t understand what virtual space was.

Looking at the glass plate in his hand, Yun Yang tightened his grip.

After all, if it's made of glass, it will probably be gone if it falls to the ground.

After looking at the appearance, I opened the phone screen and a little man suddenly appeared on it.

She was wearing a blue and white floral dress and was lying on a certain message icon, stroking her nails.

Yun Yang looked at the little man and thought to himself: Upgrading to a mobile pet? It seems useless.

By the way, there is intermediate intelligence, could it be artificial intelligence?

"Hello." Yun Yang called out tentatively.

The little man on the screen suddenly raised his head and stared at Yun Yang outside the screen with his light blue eyes. His face could even be reflected in his eyes.

"Master, is it you?"

Yun Yang was suddenly called master, and he felt secretly happy, but said with embarrassment on his face.

"It's the 21st century now. What's the master or not? These are all historical dregs and are not acceptable. From now on, I will call you Brother Yang."

"Okay, Master"

"Okay, call me whatever you like."

Yun Yang said helplessly.

"By the way, what's your name? You can't always call you 'you'."

"No name yet, master," the little man said calmly without changing his tone.

"How about I give you a name, how about Xiaoyi?" Yun Yang named it directly according to the model of the phone.

"From now on I will be called Xiaoyi, Master." Xiaoyi's voice sounded a little happy.

(End of this chapter)