The Hogwarts Emerald

Chapter 292 Two Professors Who Bring Laughter

At Hogwarts, it is normal for students to be put in detention. No one is perfect, and no student can say that he has never made a mistake in seven years.

Um, Percy Weasley asks you to sit down. It's not your turn to speak.

Is it normal for a prefect to be put in detention? It is a little abnormal. Generally speaking, a prefect can be regarded as a leader of the students. To take the lead, he must be disciplined. He should try to avoid making mistakes, and he should not be put in detention.

Mr. Percy Weasley, please sit down right now. You have no part to play here.

But if the prefect who was put in detention was Esmeralda Drizzt, and if Professor Snape who issued the detention was also the one, it would be perfectly normal for the two to be combined.

Professor McGonagall had already prepared for this, and her blood pressure would not soar, so she did not need to take blood pressure and headache medicine. After all, for Miss Drizzt, if she was not put in detention a few times each school year, the school year would be incomplete and flawed.

The students were also used to Ada being detained by Snape. Ada was either detained in Snape's office or on the way to Snape's office during her spare time.

Only a first-grade kid would make such a fuss and act like he has never seen the world.

The young kids were really enlightened. They knew that there was a person in the school who they couldn't afford to offend. Not only did he dare to offend others, he also dared to offend in front of the professor. They couldn't afford to offend him.

She was unsophisticated, and Ada wanted to do it in front of the professor. Moreover, this professor who had no deterrent power was Snape.

Draco Malfoy's risky attempt also sounded the alarm for the Slytherins, reminding them of the fear of being dominated by Ada. Although she was already half Rosier, Ada was still the same Ada, without any change, and she was ruthless when it came to Slytherins.

Unlike the freshmen of other colleges, the young lions of Gryffindor finally understood the meaning of Clark Jellal's words at the beginning of the school year. If they make this senior unhappy, the consequences will be very serious!
After breakfast, the students left the auditorium and started their busy day of study.

They thought that Ada's confrontation with Malfoy this morning was exciting enough, but they never expected that today's excitement was just beginning, because the third years would attend the first Defense Against the Dark Arts class in the afternoon.

This lesson is not only talked about by the third graders, but also made the students of other grades laugh. The content of this lesson is not complicated, it is just about dealing with a Boggart.

Boggart is a magical creature in the magic world. It is a shape-shifting creature that can see into your heart and turn into what you fear most. The best way to deal with it is to laugh loudly and then say "funny funny".

If it was just a simple Boggart, this lesson would not be remembered and people would not smile knowingly when they think of it many years later. The key lies in the first student who faced the Boggart - Neville Longbottom.

Neville is no longer the little crybaby he used to be, but if we talk about who is the least Gryffindor student, Neville will still be on the list.

As we all know, Neville is afraid of his grandmother at home and Professor Snape at Hogwarts.

Ada even thought that Neville suffered from Snape phobia, because whenever he was in front of Snape, Neville would make all kinds of outrageous mistakes, and then be tortured beyond recognition by Snape's "loving encouragement".

The problem lies here. Neville's first fear is dear Professor Snape, and the second is his beloved grandmother. Logically, the Boggart's choice of transformation must be Snape, because he ranks first.

However, don't forget that this is the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and the professor is Remus Lupin, the same person who dragged Lockhart out and whipped his corpse repeatedly. How could he let Snape, a poisonous bat, steal his limelight? So under the kind guidance of Professor Lupin, the young wizards of Hogwarts witnessed the birth of a cross-dresser. "Snape" appeared, wearing a lady's coat, holding a lady's bag, and with a stuffed vulture on his head!

The whole class burst into laughter. This was a new version of Snape that the students had never seen before, Snape in women's clothing!
After class, the news that the Potions Professor had a new skin spread like wildfire, and soon all the teachers and students in the school knew about it.

Except for the Slytherin students, everyone hated why they were not third-year students. Snape always appeared in black clothes and black robes. They really wanted to see what the Potions Professor's new skin looked like.

And the conscienceless Ada laughed more happily than anyone else. When she saw Snape, she thought of the Eastern Patriarch, and the Eastern Patriarch played by Shen Teng. Add to that the sweet voice of "Brother Lian", the picture was so beautiful that she couldn't bear to look at it.

For the first time, Ada felt that Snape's confinement would be very difficult to endure. She was afraid that she would suffocate to death in the dark dungeon.

That must be hilarious! We are professionals, but we really can't help it! Although this fun is built on Snape's pain, the students are really happy and are grateful to the two professors who joined forces to bring so much laughter.

Slytherin, a genius of his generation, our dean has waist-length hair; Slytherin, the king of all snakes, our dean is a crossdresser!
This new Slytherin recruitment slogan was quietly spread during dinner. No one knew who said it first, but it was right to protect Fred and George.

Lupin sat in the teacher's seat with a calm expression, as if nothing had happened. He was well versed in the doctrine of the mean. He left after his work was done, hiding his achievements and fame. How could you not love Professor Lupin, who spreads laughter and love?

Snape looked less calm, his cheeks seemed to have grown bigger, and his expression was extremely ugly, as if someone had taken his shampoo and refused to give it back.

Fortunately, Professor Snape was considerate and did not stay in the hall for too long. He finished his dinner very quickly and left the hall. Otherwise, the three long tables would have been covered with food residues from the students' laughter.

This dinner was probably the most difficult for Ada to swallow since she entered Hogwarts. It was really hard to hold back laughter. Especially when everyone was trying not to laugh, the difficulty of holding back laughter would increase exponentially as the number of people increased.

It was not until they reached the Room of Requirement that the members of Dawn could laugh heartily, venting the pain of holding back laughter in the auditorium. When everyone had laughed enough, they had been in the Room of Requirement for half an hour.

Angelina and Alia finally began to practice the Patronus Charm that they had been looking forward to for a long time. Although Ada took out the spell, she was not optimistic about it. It was still too early for everyone to practice it.

Everyone practiced very hard, trying hard to recall the happiest memories of the past decade, chanting spells loudly, and waving wands vigorously. This investment is worthy of recognition, but the result is far from ideal.

There was only a silver-white Chow Chow and two magpies flying around in the room. The rest of the people failed. Even Cedric couldn't master the spell in a short time. The tip of his wand just spewed out some silver-white smoke.

This was just in the Room of Requirement, and no one succeeded, not even meeting the most basic defense standards. If they were to face the Dementors directly, the consequences would be disastrous.

Ada once again felt that it was extremely stupid to use magic to allow Dementors to enter Hogwarts.

I really don't know if they are trying to catch Sirius Black or to improve the food for the Dementors. Compared to the prisoners of Azkaban, students are obviously more delicious.

Thanks to the book friend Aojiao's Wandering Earth for the reward, thanks to the book friend Xuwu Maou for the reward, thanks to the book friend Yiyou Beichen for the reward, thanks to the book friend C Liyu for the reward, thanks to the book friend Tingfeng Shiren for the reward

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