Overwatch invades American comics

Chapter 115 I am Thor
In a restaurant in New Mexico, the simple-minded but strong-limbed guy couldn't help but sneeze.

Thor was wolfing down his breakfast, but he had already eaten ten slices of bread and five plates of bacon and eggs. However, he didn't look full yet because he ordered three more hot dogs.

Jane, Darcy and Selvig were all shocked. This guy, as strong as an ox, had a huge appetite. If he continued to eat like this, their wallets would be empty.

It all started a week ago when Jane and her friends were observing the aurora and accidentally bumped into someone. They thought they had killed him, but the man quickly got up. Darcy was frightened and knocked him down again with a stun gun.

The man kept shouting that he was the invincible Thor, and Jane and the others thought they had encountered a psychopath and almost sent him to a mental hospital. However, after Darcy electrocuted him, they still sent him to a regular hospital.

This lunatic, oh no, the invincible Thor, is of course the expelled God of Thunder.

As soon as Thor woke up, he found himself in a hospital bed, but he had no idea what a hospital bed was. When the nurses and doctors came over after seeing him wake up, they were in trouble.

Just as Thor knocked a doctor flying and was about to break the neck of another nurse, he was pressed against the door and given an injection of sedative, then his face and nose slowly slid down against the glass.

After Jane and the others sent Thor to the hospital, they slipped away and returned to the studio, where they began to organize the photos they had taken and the data they had recorded previously.

Dr. Selvig was surprised to find a figure in the storm, which reminded him of that man. Could it be that the man really fell from the sky?
With doubts, they rushed to the hospital the next day and found that the man had disappeared. It turned out that Thor escaped from the hospital after he woke up. But when Jane wanted to reverse and leave, she accidentally hit Thor who had just escaped.

Poor Thor, he is the famous God of Thunder, why is he always so unlucky?

In this way, the unconscious Thor woke up again, they found new clothes for him, and Thor also showed off his body like a bodybuilder to these mortals.

Thor had been following them these days because he was a research subject, and Jane had always been curious about how this man had managed to get out into the storm.

First of all, this person's name is strange, Thor, it doesn't sound like a normal person's name.

Moreover, his behavior was very strange. He kept nagging me that I wanted to go back to Asgard and Heimdall should let me go home.

Even the way he eats is very different from that of a normal person. Not to mention his amazing appetite, he has no knowledge of table manners.

Just as he finished a cup of coffee, he threw the cup on the ground and said, "Another one!"

Everyone in the restaurant looked at him as if he were an idiot. The proprietress thought that this guy was here to mess things up. Jane and the others were also very embarrassed. Jane picked up the broken pieces of the cup on the ground and said, "What are you doing?"

"This thing called coffee is delicious. I want another cup." Thor said with a matter-of-fact expression.

After all, in Asgard culture, smashing wine glasses is a symbol of respect, which means they have great respect for wine. But in the eyes of Earthlings, this weird culture is simply... insane.

"In our place, throwing things is very impolite. If you think it tastes good, just say so." Jian said, holding his forehead with his hand.

"I don't mean any disrespect." Thor looked confused, "Okay, I promise I won't fall again."

Just then, a group of people walked into the restaurant. They were obviously regular customers here and were very familiar with the proprietress. After sitting down, they and the people around them couldn't help chatting about what happened a few days ago.

"There is an interesting thing in that pit. You should go and see it when you have time. However, it seems that you don't have the chance. I heard that the government has blocked the place and strictly prohibits people like us from entering." A man in a hat said while drinking.

"What is that?" someone asked curiously.

"I heard it was a satellite that fell from the sky and created a big hole on the ground," said another person.

The conversation between these people caught the attention of Jane and the others. Selvig asked, "Did you see the satellite? What does it look like?"

"What an ignorant fellow." The man in the hat said, "That's not a satellite, it's clearly a hammer, but the hammer is so heavy that no one can lift it. I don't know who it belongs to."

Back then, after Odin banished Thor to Earth, he also threw Thor's hammer to Earth.

However, Thor was sent to the hospital after being electrocuted. As they left, Thor's hammer also arrived here. It fell where Thor had landed, and then smashed a big hole in the ground. "That's mine." Thor suddenly stood up, walked behind the man and said, "Warrior, where did you see the hammer? Can you tell me the exact location?"

The man in the hat didn't expect anyone to call him a warrior. Of course, he didn't know that this was also the culture of Asgard. He said, "It's 50 kilometers west from here, but I advise you not to waste time. After we leave, the government and the army will completely surround the place."

"Thank you, warrior!" Thor immediately turned around and walked out. Jane and the others were a little confused and went out to catch up with him.

"Where are you going?" Jane asked.

"I want to get back what belongs to me, Mjolnir!" Thor said confidently.

Darcy had a strange expression when he heard the name, "Meow Hammer?"

"Whatever it is, are you planning to just break in and take it away?" Jane asked in surprise.

"Yes, what's the problem? It originally belonged to me." Thor said with a matter-of-fact look on his face.

Jane couldn't help but cover her face. She thought to herself, of course there is something wrong with her brother. That's the government, maybe the FBI or the CIA. They are brutal and unreasonable. They will shoot you if they disagree with you.

"If you can take me there, I can tell you the truth of everything." Thor said with a smile.

"Anything is okay?"

"Of course. I am Thor, the God of Thunder, and I will keep my promise." Thor answered seriously, "I will tell you everything, including where I came from and why I am here!"

To be honest, Jane is a top student and astronomy enthusiast. She loves the universe and hopes to unlock its secrets one day.

But the mysterious man in front of her seemed even more mysterious than those universal truths. Perhaps by understanding him, she would know everything she wanted to know.

Seeing that Jane was wavering, Selvig immediately pulled her over and said, "That man is mentally ill. He kept talking about Thor, the God of Thunder, and the Rainbow Bridge, all of which are fairy tales I heard when I was a child. I think we should stay away from him or send him to a mental hospital."

Hearing what Selvig said, Jane couldn't help but hesitate. She was very shaken, but in the end she rejected Thor's request.

"Then we will say goodbye," Thor said, bending down and kissing Jane's hand.

In Asgard, this kind of hand kissing is a sign of respect for women. In many European countries, this kind of hand kissing is very normal. But in the United States, few people do this. If you kiss a woman's hand casually, people will think you are being a hooligan.

But Thor was handsome and in good shape, and Jane, whose hand was kissed, immediately showed a shy expression: "Thank you!"

"Jane, Selvig, Darcy, I will remember you, goodbye!" Thor said with a wave of his hand.

Just as Thor left, Jane and the others discovered that all the data and computers in the car had been taken away.

Two men in black suits walked up to him, and one of them said with a serious expression, "I am Agent Phil Coulson from S.H.I.E.L.D. We are investigating a security threat, and we need to borrow your records, your atmospheric data, and so on."

"Borrow? This is clearly robbery! Do you believe me or not, I'll call the police?" Jane said angrily.

"You can try it." Coulson said with a nonchalant expression.

Another blond man in a black suit pointed at Coulson and said, "We're sorry Ms. Foster, but this guy is a good man. He's a good man."

"Hey, hey, can you please stop giving me the nice guy card so easily?" Coulson was immediately unhappy.

Thor: Woof woof woof?
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(End of this chapter)