After rebirth, I became a great writer.
Chapter 203 Military Training Association
Chapter 203 Military Training Association
Kyoto University, guest house.
A soldier with thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing camouflage short-sleeves, was holding a martial arts magazine in his hand, reading with great interest, and shouted "Yes" from time to time.
"Old Fang, it's your turn!"
Zhou Shangxing rubbed his wet hair and opened the bathroom door.
He was wearing a pair of military pants all over his body, showing off the man's strong physique, especially the massive chest muscles and abdominal muscles in the abdomen, which looked solid and powerful, and he was definitely the most popular man among girls. Body.
It's a pity that no girls saw such a masculine and handsome body, because apart from Zhou Shangxing, there was only the soldier named Lao Fang left in the room.
The instructors who came to Kyoto University for military training this time lived in the hostel on campus. Originally, the school arranged a single room for each person, but soldiers are still not used to living alone, so except for the leaders who lead the team, basically two people live together .
And men are naturally not interested in bodies of the same sex, and Lao Fang's figure is not inferior to Zhou Shangxing's. If there is a competition, Zhou Shangxing will win.
If you look carefully, you can see a thumb-sized scar on Zhou Shangxing's right shoulder, which is a gunshot wound. For soldiers, a scar is a military medal.
As for why he still suffered gunshot wounds in peaceful times, this story may only be known by Zhou Shangxing himself, not even Lao Fang.
"Don't worry, wait until I've finished reading, it's playing wonderfully! Lao Zhou, that college student from your company, wrote a good novel!"
Old Fang said without raising his head, his eyes still fixed on the martial arts magazine in his hand.
"Hehe, his novels are good, but he treats the characters in the book a little too cruelly, and writes Qiao Feng too tragically, but for the other protagonist, Duan Yu, he gives him peerless martial arts and beautiful women. It's just polarizing."
Zhou Shangxing curled his lips and said with some displeasure.
But when he thought about the noon training, after Chen Tianhong was punished by him for a lot of push-ups and squats, Zhou Shangxing felt much more comfortable again.
Of course, you can't tell your comrades about this matter, otherwise it will appear that he is too naive.
"Haha, that's right. When I read the first two chapters, I also thought this kid was a bit too much, but in Chapter 3, I have to praise him. Hehe, without the previous plot foreshadowing, I really can't bring out Qiao Feng's heroism."
"Although there are thousands of people, I will go! How happy is a man in life, and why should he be afraid of death? A good man, so bold! It suits my taste, Lao Zhou, or let's change the company leader! I will go and tell the team leader. "
Lao Fang responded with a few words, then changed his tone, and started admiring instead, and even finally expressed his idea of changing the company with Zhou Shangxing, and he wanted to take Chen Tianhong with him.
"Looking at the magazines I bought, you still want to poach my soldiers! You are really dreaming about eating pig's trotters in the middle of the night - think of good things and return the magazines to me."
Hearing that Lao Fang wanted to exchange company leaders with him, how could Zhou Shangxing agree to it? If there was no Chen Tianhong in his company, he would just change it. With Chen Tianhong, how could he agree to change.
Regardless of Zhou Shangxing's intentional punishment at noon, he actually likes Chen Tianhong very much in his heart.
While speaking, Zhou Shangxing had already snatched the magazine.
"Old Zhou, I haven't finished reading that yet! Wait until I finish! You guys are really getting more and more domineering!"
Seeing that the martial arts magazine in his hand was taken away, Lao Fang was very unwilling. He hadn't finished reading it yet, but there was nothing he could do.
Firstly, Zhou Shangxing really bought the magazine, secondly, he couldn't take it back, and he couldn't match Zhou Shangxing in terms of skills.
"By the way, Lao Zhou, if you don't want to change it, then don't change it. But, if you take some time to ask that kid if he plans to write a military novel, I'm still looking forward to it."
The old man said this again.
"Military novels, okay!"
Zhou Shangxing's eyes lit up. Compared with martial arts novels, soldiers naturally prefer military novels.
Seeing this, Lao Fang nodded in satisfaction and went to take a cold shower.
And Zhou Shangxing continued to catch up with the chapters that he hadn't finished at noon.
Ten minutes later, Zhou Shangxing's applause also came from the room. Obviously, he also saw the wonderful thing.
At the same time, there are whispered words: "Did I go too far at noon?"
When Zhou Shangxing regretted punishing Chen Tianhong at noon, a major event was happening in the boys' dormitory building, bedroom 404.
The door was locked, and there were only Chen Tianhong and the others in the dormitory. This was to prevent other students from coming in to watch the excitement, and to take care of Gao Wanfeng's face.
"Tianhong, isn't your method a bit deceitful! I always feel that this is not fulfilling the bet."
Gao Wanfeng looked at the small string of red firecrackers that were still vibrating slightly in his hand, and said hesitantly.
"Old Gao, how can this be called a lie? Isn't this a firecracker? Throwing it in the crotch doesn't count as a bomb? Tianhong's idea is too bad."
Without waiting for Chen Tianhong to speak, Ximenxue answered for him.
"But... these firecrackers are electronic!"
Gao Wanfeng is still struggling, he is a real person, this has nothing to do with IQ, it is a matter of personality, he always feels that this is not good, it is a bit deceptive to netizens.
Chen Tianhong was even more speechless, he had seen real ones, but never seen such real ones.
Even if Gao Wanfeng's bet is streaking, washing hair upside down, etc., he will definitely not help out, just follow the flag, and you can still watch the fun, after all, these are harmless to the body
But "fried diao" is too cruel, you can't just watch Gao Wanfeng throwing real firecrackers into his crotch!
It's not good to just avoid it completely. In Gao Wanfeng's words, he is a man, he must keep his word, and he still wants to speak in the literature forum in the future.
So Chen Tianhong decided to settle for the next best thing and thought of a compromise.
Firecrackers should be thrown away, but they are not firecrackers made of gunpowder, but firecrackers filled with electronics, and they are still the kind without sparks.
Because even if it is an electronic firecracker, it is very dangerous if it is thrown into the crotch with sparks. After all, "Little XX" is hard to say, but it is also very fragile.
The electronic firecrackers selected by Chen Tianhong are small, about the size of an adult's palm, without sparks, and without colored lights, only sound, with a small amount of current, and basically no harm to the human body. Generally speaking, it is four words, green and environmentally friendly.
"Gao Wanfeng, face and future sex, you choose one!"
For this question, any fool knows how to choose. Gao Wanfeng chose Xingfu properly!
"Come on then!"
Gao Wanfeng pressed the switch of the electronic firecracker in his hand, and there was a "cracking" sound in the dormitory. He bit his lip, pulled his pants, and threw the electronic firecracker into his crotch.
All of this was recorded by Yu Zhijie Quancheng who was holding a mobile phone. Of course, Gao Wanfeng's face was not recorded, after all, he had to take care of his face.
And Chen Tianhong and Ximenxue also stared nervously at Gao Wanfeng's expression carefully. As long as Gao Wanfeng had any painful expression on his face, they would rescue him. Although electronic firecrackers are harmless, they are afraid of buying fake and inferior products!
Even when they bought firecrackers, they confirmed it again and again, but they were afraid of accidents.
Then a very weird scene appeared. Except for the humiliation and pain on Gao Wanfeng's face when he threw the electronic firecracker into his crotch just now, his brows gradually brightened and his eyes half-closed in the following time Get up, looking very happy.
Ximenxue, Chen Tianhong, and Yu Zhijie looked at each other, but they were all confused, unable to understand what kind of medicine was sold in Gao Wanfeng's gourd.
"Is this guy alright? The sound of firecrackers in his crotch... Does he still enjoy such a humiliating thing?"
Then an even weirder scene appeared. As time went by, Gao Wanfeng's eyes were completely closed, and his expression of enjoyment became more and more intense, until he trembled twice.
Gao Wanfeng opened his eyes. At this moment, everything seemed dull to him.
But when he saw the strange gazes of Chen Tianhong and the three of them, Gao Wanfeng's face turned red instantly, and he hurriedly took out the electronic firecrackers and threw them aside.
Then he quickly opened his locker, took out a set of clean underwear, towels, body wash and other toiletries, did not say hello, held the basin in one hand, covered his crotch with the other, and rushed into the bathroom of the dormitory .
At this moment, the three of Chen Tianhong didn't understand what happened just now, even a man would understand!
It's just that what they don't understand is that electronic firecrackers can be used as a "self-aiming" tool. I haven't heard of it before!
"Are we thinking too much, or is Lao Gao too perverted?"
Ximen Xue asked.
"do not know"
Yu Zhijie also thought it was weird. He first saved the recorded video. The video was actually very short, only a dozen seconds, and did not record Gao Wanfeng's subsequent enjoyment expressions.
Then Yu Zhijie walked to the electronic firecrackers. He wanted to reach out to pick it up, but after thinking about it, he gave up. He chose to squat down to study, and Ximenxue also came over to study together.
Chen Tianhong didn't get involved, he wasn't too entangled at all, as long as Lao Gao was fine, he wouldn't feel guilty.
Now Chen Tianhong is thinking about whether to ask for leave in the afternoon. When he thinks of Zhou Shangxing's words "continue in the afternoon", he shudders. Sitting push-ups on a hot day is too tiring!
Ten minutes later, Gao Wanfeng took a shower and came out of the bathroom. His expression had returned to normal. Of course, he was pretending to be normal.
As soon as he came out, he was immediately surrounded by Yu Zhijie and Ximen Xue, and Chen Tianhong also cast his gaze.
"Old Gao, tell me, what happened just now, how do you feel."
Hearing this, Gao Wanfeng was very embarrassed. He waved his hands repeatedly and said it was nothing..it was nothing, but the three of them saw the scene just now, and it was impossible for this matter to be passed by a sloppy eye.
In the end, Yu Zhijie resorted to his trump card, saying that if Gao Wanfeng told the truth, he immediately deleted the video on his phone and asked Gao Wanfeng to record it again.
Only then did Gao Wanfeng tell the truth coyly, which was also how he felt at the time!
In his words, "It's crispy and numb, just like walking on the clouds."
When talking, Gao Wanfeng still had a look of reminiscence, as if he had the idea of trying again.
ps: It is purely for entertainment, please do not imitate!
The warm morning light and the scorching sun in the afternoon, compared with early morning and noon, the time around 2 pm is undoubtedly the hottest time of the day, and it is also the most torturous time.
After a short lunch break, the freshmen regrouped and lined up for afternoon training.
There are thousands of freshmen in Kyoto University this year. Although the playground is very large, it is impossible to train thousands of students at the same time, so some students train in other places on campus.
The students who are not in the military training on the playground are undoubtedly happy, because at this point in time when they are training on the playground, there is hardly a shady place, and all of them are under the scorching sun.
Unfortunately, Chen Tianhong's Class was still on the playground. Chen Tianhong hesitated for a long time in the dormitory, but in the end he didn't ask for leave and chose to continue training.
He could hide from the first day of junior high school but not the fifteenth day. He wanted to understand why the instructor suddenly changed his attitude.
"Everyone listen to my password, turn left. Turn right. Turn right."
Zhou Shangxing shouted the password loudly. Compared with the previous two days, his voice became a little hoarse.
During the military training, not only the students are tired, but the instructors are also tired. Although training students is more than one level worse than training recruits in the army, training students and training recruits are two different things. After all, you can treat college students the same as recruits!
Because the weather was too stuffy, the students were not in good spirits, and everyone was groggy. After hearing the password, the body's response was not as sensitive as in the morning, and it was common to turn in the wrong direction.
Chen Tianhong is naturally no exception, even if he is already very concentrated, but sometimes the body's reaction can't keep up with the brain's order, even if his brain is switched off, the body can't keep up.
"Turning left in the middle" again, Chen Tianhong turned to the right direction. Normally, he would call a report, and it would be over. Unfortunately, it was a few days ago.
"It's over, I made a wrong turn, should I choose 50 squats or 50 push-ups!"
Chen Tianhong lamented in his heart, and had already begun to choose in his heart.
He guessed right, after making the wrong turn, Zhou Shangxing did not continue to give the password, but walked to his side.
"Instructor. I choose to squat up.."
"Squat what?"
Zhou Shangxing asked back with a smile.
"Um, it's not that the wrong turn..."
Chen Tianhong looked at Zhou Shangxing in front of him, and suddenly felt that the instructor from the previous two days had come back again, with a kind smile and a look of caring for his younger brother and a good big brother.
"Forget it this time, pay attention to the next round."
Zhou Shangxing's words made Chen Tianhong feel like a spring breeze, and he finally didn't have to accept punishment.
At the same time, Chen Tianhong still had a question in his mind, why did he have to do it at noon?Why did the instructor become better again?
What Zhou Shangxing said next made Chen Tianhong understand.
"The novel is well written, Qiao Feng, I like it very much"
Zhou Shangxing's voice was so low that only Chen Tianhong could hear these words.
Chen Tianhong: "."
It really made Yu Zhijie guess right. It was really because of "The Eight Parts of the Dragon". The instructor probably didn't finish it at noon, but only read the first two chapters. Seeing Qiao Feng being wronged, he felt upset, so he deliberately punished him. .
It’s getting better now, it must be because he finished reading the follow-up chapters during his break and felt better, so...
But, instructor, is it really okay for you to avenge yourself like this?
Chen Tianhong only dared to think about this in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it. At the same time, he decided to call Li Man at night, and the next issue of "Tianlong Babu" would update the number of words less.
Otherwise, if the plot is too fast, he will be unable to escape the push-ups when he catches up with A Zhu to get a lunch box during the military training.
"Everyone continue to listen to my password and turn right!"
The training continued, and Zhou Shangxing continued to issue passwords.
There were still people who made the wrong turn, but this time the person who made the wrong turn was none other than Chi Xianda!
To be honest, Chi Xianda was wronged by making a wrong turn. He originally wanted to watch the excitement, because Chen Tianhong made a wrong turn in the last round. According to the instructor's practice at noon, Chen Tianhong would definitely be punished.
Unexpectedly, the scene he was expecting did not appear, which caused him to lose concentration and fail to hear the password clearly, so... he made a wrong turn.
"Students who made a wrong turn this round, prepare for 50 push-ups!"
Zhou Shangxing glanced at Chi Xianda, and said expressionlessly.
It stands to reason that the military training instructors will be level with the water, but occasionally give some students extra training, as long as it is not too much, no one will contradict the instructors. EQ is so low.
Naturally, Chi Xianda didn't dare to question the instructor's order, he just glanced at Chen Tianhong resentfully, and also greeted him in his heart, he put this account on Chen Tianhong's head.
When Chi Xianda was doing push-ups, not far away, a girl with a weak physique in the Department of Literature failed to hold on under the scorching sun, and fainted from heatstroke. Her military training instructor was Zhou Shangxing's roommate, Lao Fang. .
Fortunately, Kyoto University took precautions against this. There was a school doctor on the playground. After some first aid, the girl came back to life. Nothing serious happened, and she was fine after a rest.
However, not long after, another person fainted from heatstroke on the playground, this time from another department.
The leader in charge of the military training noticed that something was wrong, some students would faint, and if this continues, accidents will happen sooner or later!
He looked up at the sky, and felt that the weather today was really too hot. They could hold on, but the students couldn't hold on!
So the leader blew the assembly whistle, which was only for the instructors.
"Everyone rest where they are!"
Hearing the whistle, Zhou Shangxing put down his words and immediately ran towards the rostrum on the playground, and at the same time the other instructors did the same.
In just a few tens of seconds, all the instructors on the playground had gathered, and their military literacy was evident.
The leader of the instructors on the playground is a colonel officer with two bars and three stars on his shoulders. Seeing that the instructors are all here, the colonel waved his hand and made a gesture of spreading out. The instructors understood and formed a circle. It's in the circle of people.
A few minutes later, the military training instructors of each company returned to the company with an eager look on their faces. Their students couldn't understand it, but if the soldiers in the army looked familiar, it was only when they participated in competitive competitions in the army. raised look.
"Instructor, can we rest now?"
Some students asked, they thought the instructors had just gathered for a meeting to discuss rest, after all, they just fainted two girls just now, the military leaders will definitely think about it.
Zhou Shangxing did not answer, but looked at Xia Lian, Ximen Xue and several other students in the team before speaking.
"Just after receiving the order, all the military training students of a regiment are preparing to participate in the fellowship with the company as a unit, and compete with other companies. The winning company will be awarded the title of excellent company."
ps: This chapter has been written so much first, I am considering whether the friendship is to copy songs or copy books
(End of this chapter)
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