Being the King of Dharma in Ultra World

Chapter 63 Silly
Zongfang never expected that his popularity would hit a new low after defeating the monster!
This is the situation.

In this battle, GUTS' performance can be said to be quite eye-catching, and the cooperation among each member was perfect.

But the only problem is that because of Munakata’s active performance, everyone’s favorite Ultraman Uranus was unable to appear.

Since everyone couldn't see Uranus fighting, one can imagine the resentment in their hearts. In the end, all this resentment could only be vented on Munakata.

As a result, the nickname of "the shit cooker behind the scenes" instantly spread throughout the world, and everyone knew that GUTS had a vice-captain commander who was extremely good at "cooking shit". . .

Originally, Sohō was planning to slowly express his feelings to Iruma Kei after he got the credit for this, but who knew that this would happen, and the plan to express his feelings would have to be put on hold for the time being.

As for him, he went to a bar where no one knew him and drank milk to relieve his sorrow.

Because he was too worried about him, Yan Yuan dragged Dagu along. Lina is still sulking in the command center about this.

"Did you see it?"

Yan Yuan pointed at Zong Fang who was drinking milk to relieve his sorrow in the distance and said to Da Gu
"Do you know why the vice-captain is so melancholy?"

Dagu said
"Is it because others gave him a nickname?"

"Yes and no."

Yan Yuan said
"It was mainly because of his outstanding performance that he took away my playing time and prevented me from playing and fighting, which led to this result."

Yan Yuan patted Dagu on the shoulder and said

"Now you know how unwise it is to try to get rid of the monster while I'm away."

Da Gu glanced at Zong Fang who was in great pain, swallowed hard, and thought to himself
"How did he know that I wanted to destroy the monster before he showed up last time?"

More importantly, Dagu now also believes what Yan Yuan said.

This time everyone’s indignation has nothing to do with Tiga, although Tiga is also very handsome, and there are many fans of Uranus who also like Tiga, so now Tiga’s fan base is not low.

but!

This is coupled with liking.

If one day, Tiga affects everyone's viewing of Uranus' battle.

hiss!
I can’t imagine the consequences!

"Yan Yuan, no, brother, how did you manage to make so many people like you?"

Yan Yuan glanced at his own writing "Son of the World", which read as the "protagonist halo" attribute, and said helplessly
“Maybe because he’s handsome.”

handsome?
Yan Yuan just said it casually, but Dagu took it seriously.

He analyzed it carefully in his mind.

Every time Uranus appeared in the battle and left at the end, there was a faint fluorescence on Uranus's body throughout the entire battle. Just from this scene, he looked much more advanced than himself.

The second point is that when Uranus fights, he uses all kinds of gorgeous light skills and rarely fights with fists. The last time he fought with Ligarderon, he used all kinds of light bullets to clear the way throughout the battle, and the on-site special effects were so gorgeous.

In comparison, although I am also quite handsome, only the colored timer and my eyes light up, while the rest of my body looks a bit dull, which reduces my status a lot.

Then when fighting, I like to use powerful types with extremely high lethality for close combat.

In this world, the only people who like physical combat are probably some macho men and women!
After this comparison, Dagu suddenly felt that he had found the secret to ratings!

The first step is to emit fluorescent light all over the body. He can do it too!

It just consumes a bit of energy to use normally, which is not very reasonable, so he didn't use it.

Now that I've discovered the true meaning of combat, practicality doesn't matter, as long as I look handsome!

Congratulations to Dagu for discovering something that can consume a large amount of special effects funds.

At the beginning, Yan Yuan almost missed the finale of Gaia because the special effects budget was too expensive. If the arrangement of the root destruction summoning body had not been too outrageous, Yan Yuan might not have had a chance to appear.

"Detective, are you following your uncle?"

Just as Yan Yuan and Da Gu were crouching on the side observing Zong Fang, a familiar voice came from behind them.

Yan Yuan turned around and saw who it was, if not reporter Onoda.

"Uncle Onoda, are you here to drink milk again?"

"Why drink milk? Of course you have to drink wine."

Good guy, he told Yan Yuan right away that he had failed to quit drinking.

"Who is this?"

Onoda looked at Daigu and felt that he looked familiar.

Yan Yuan pointed at Da Gu and said to Onoda
"This is my friend, Hattori Heiji, also a detective."

Dagu: “???”

Although Dagu didn't know what Yan Yuan was doing, since Yan Yuan had said so, he could only cooperate with Yan Yuan and said

"Yes, I'm a detective."

Onoda laughed.

"Why does this Detective Hattori look so silly? Can a detective like him really get a job?"

Da Gu: “…”

You are the stupid one!
Of course, Dagu was just saying this in his heart. Dagu really had no experience in facing such teasing, so he could only smile foolishly, which made him look even more foolish.

Yan Yuan smiled and said, "In our line of work, strength is everything. Don't underestimate Heiji because he looks so silly. Many prisoners underestimate him and suffer a heavy blow!"

Onoda looked up and down at Daigu and nodded vigorously.

"That's right, Detective Hattori's appearance is very deceptive. I didn't expect that I would be fooled by such an appearance. Haha, all these years of working as a reporter are in vain."

Yan Yuan nodded and said

"Uncle Onoda, since you came to talk to me instead of my uncle, it seems that what you need is not someone who can drink with you, but someone who can solve your problem."

Hearing Yan Yuan's words, Onoda's eyes lit up. Although he was already greatly shocked when Yan Yuan recognized his identity at first sight when they met for the first time, but now that he could see through his thoughts at once, Onoda couldn't help but trust Yan Yuan, this "professional detective", even more.

"Since Brother Kudo has guessed that I want something, why don't you continue to guess what I want help with."

Yan Yuan smiled
"I'm just a detective, not a fortune teller. How can I tell you what you want me to do for you just by counting on my fingers?"

Hearing this, Onoda also laughed. It was indeed true. He was about to explain why he came here, but Yan Yuan continued:
"But as a detective, it's understandable that you need to do some work beforehand, right, Onoda-san?"

Yan Yuan's eyes suddenly became bright and sharp, as if he had seen through the old man's heart, and said:

"Uncle Onoda, you want me to help you find the junior who disappeared while tracking down the vampire!"

!!!

"As expected of a professional detective, as expected of a professional detective. You guessed my thoughts a long time ago, right, little detective?"

Yan Yuan nodded.

"We are destined to meet, so I will take this on. However, I have my own way of exploring. I may be able to give you news in three days, or maybe in three months. But no matter what, you must not act impulsively. This may disrupt my plan, understand? Uncle Onoda."

Onoda nodded frantically, grabbed Yan Yuan's hand and said
"I trust you! As long as I can find her, I'm willing to wait any longer! By the way, how much do I need to pay for this commission? I have saved some money from being a reporter over the years. Detective, just name a number. I'm willing to pay it even if it means I lose everything I own!"

Yan Yuan smiled and said, "There's no need to spend all your money. I'm not that fond of money. I have more important things to do that I need your help with, Uncle Onoda."

Hearing Yan Yuan's words, Onoda immediately patted his chest and said, "Just tell me what you want, I will definitely do my best to do it!"

"Don't be so exaggerated, it's actually about my uncle."

Yan Yuan pointed at Zong Fang who was drinking milk to relieve his sorrow.

"My uncle likes an aunt, but he has almost no experience in love, so I hope you can give him some advice."

Onoda looked at Munakata and felt that he was indeed trapped in love. He immediately said

"Don't worry, little detective. I will definitely give you another aunt!"

“As many as you want!”

"One is enough!"

Yan Yuan smiled and said, "Then I'll have to trouble Uncle Onoda."

When Onoda went over to persuade Sohō, Daiko finally came to his senses, looked at Yan Yuan in surprise, and said:

"Are you always this good?"

"You really acted like a detective just now!"

Yan Yuan laughed and said, "What kind of detective is this? I can tell the difference. Dagu, you actually like Lina very much, right?"

Da Gu: “!!!”

"What? No, I am just like that to Lina, no, we are just ordinary... Anyway, no, what are you talking about!"

Yan Yuan: ╮（╯＿╰）╭
"Da Gu, if there is no answer, there is no need for you to be so excited, right?"

Da Gu quickly said: "How am I excited? I'm not excited at all!"

Yan Yuan motioned him to be quiet: "Anyone can see your silly look, and you still think you can hide it from anyone."

"Forget it, forget it. I originally had a secret about Lina. If you knew it, I would definitely be able to catch up with Lina. I was going to tell you. Since you don't like Lina, forget it."

"!!!"

Seeing Yan Yuan having everything under control, Dagu's breathing became heavier and heavier. He wanted to kill Yan Yuan to silence him, but in the end he bowed his head in the face of reality.

"What secret? I swear, I have absolutely no intention of doing anything. I'm just a little curious and just asking casually!"

Yan Yuan said, "Then I will just talk about it casually."

"Do you know Lina's last name?"

Daigu thought for a moment and said uncertainly, "My surname should be Yanase."

Yan Yuan said, "There is a stationmaster named Yanase Makoto at the Delta Space Station. He has a lipstick that he has kept for many years but has never been able to give to his daughter. This is all I can say."

Yan Yuan originally thought that his hint was obvious enough, but when he turned around, he saw Dagu looking confused.

It's true that he is stupid!
(End of this chapter)