Being the King of Dharma in Ultra World
Chapter 273: Party: How to Offend Everyone at the Same Time
Chapter 273: Party: How to Offend Everyone at the Same Time
Although the start was awkward, it was indeed a long time since we had been together.
Now that we meet suddenly, everyone is very enthusiastic.
"By the way, Yan Yuan is still single now?"
Iruma Kei's words are as powerful as ever.
However, Yan Yuan had already become indestructible.
"Isn't Ye Rui single too?"
Ye Rui quickly said: "I'm not single anymore!"
The eyes of the old GUTS people lit up and they stared at the poor child, wanting to see the credibility of what he said.
But the child was very sincere and showed no signs of lying.
Xincheng sighed: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that you would be the first to get out of being single!"
If Xincheng hadn't said this, everyone might have forgotten about him. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone remembered that this guy seemed to still be single.
Feeling the burning gazes of the crowd, Xincheng leaned back.
"Why are you looking at me like that? My lover is this universe! Dating is not for me at all!"
"Besides, shouldn't the topic now turn to the identity of Ye Rui's girlfriend?"
Then everyone's attention turned back to Ye Rui.
Nori scratched his head: "Her name is Karen."
Yan Yuan: "I do remember there is such a biological intelligence called Kallen."
"Yes, it's her!"
Yan Yuan: “…”
Everyone didn't quite understand this and looked at Yan Yuan with doubtful eyes.
Yan Yuan had no choice but to explain to everyone the identity of "Karen".
Afterwards, everyone couldn't help but sigh.
"One lover is the universe, and the other is artificial intelligence. You two are really good at this."
Ye Rui: "Karen is not artificial intelligence, she is biological intelligence. She has feelings, can think, and can learn. She is different!"
Lina: "Yes, yes, we know your love for Kallen."
"But Kallen can't have children with you."
Ye Rui: "Is love just for having children?"
"Besides, I discovered a new type of material some time ago that can be used to create a body that looks very similar to a human. Then Kallen will be able to meet me in human form!"
Hearing this, Yan Yuan patted Ye Rui on the shoulder and said, "Young man, your idea is very dangerous. If this were in another plot, and your heart was a little darker, you would be the villain boss."
Ye Rui: “…”
Yan Yuan: "But the kind of thing you're talking about doesn't really need research, just ask me directly."
Yan Yuan bought an artificial body that looked exactly like the one in the TV show Kallen and gave it to Ye Rui.
"Take it. This is a high-tech product from another world. It can be used to input souls or artificial intelligence and then turn it into a physical body."
This body can be used by Yan Yuan's AI, so Kallen is a biological intelligence, so of course she can also use it.
Ye Rui: “!!!”
"But I have applied for and used billions of dollars in funding to research this thing!"
Everyone: ∑(O_O;)
Horii couldn't accept it: "This kind of project can also apply for funding!"
Everyone felt that their worldview had been turned upside down.
However, Ye Rui was still very grateful for Yan Yuan's help, and carefully accepted Kallen's artificial body.
Then, the topic quickly shifted to Dagu.
Yan Yuan: "The one standing at the door, just push the door and come in."
Camilla at the door uttered a "tut".
"Damn super powers."
Yan Yuan: "I don't even need super powers to sense it. Your heartbeat is so rapid that I can hear it even if I don't want to."
When Iruma Hui looked at Camilla, she always felt a familiar feeling.
"Who is this?"
Yan Yuan: "Oh, Dagu's mistress outside."
Da Gu: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
Lina's face turned dark and she stared at Yan Yuan.
Yan Yuan seemed not to see
"Come on, just come on. Why are you being so shy? Horii, please move over a little and give me some space!"
Lina turned her ferocious gaze towards Horii.
Horii thought about it, then moved and left an empty seat next to Daigu.
Camilla didn't hesitate to sit on it and gave Lina a smug look.
"But I want to correct you on one thing."
Camilla said: "I have been with Tiga for 30 million years, Lina is a latecomer!"
Everyone was stunned.
Then they looked at Yan Yuan together.
Yan Yuan: "What does it have to do with me? I am a warrior of the multiverse and I don't stay in any universe for long. I didn't participate in what happened 30 million years ago."
Iruma Megumi: "But you have already left two Ultraman times in our universe."
Yan Yuan said: "If there is a new Ultraman era in the future, I might come back."
"For example, Triga, Carmilla, etc."
Daiko: "Trigga? What the hell? Is he also Ultraman?"
Camilla: "Who is this Carmilla?"
Yan Yuan: "It's a long story. In short, it's Triga, Smailu, and as for Carmilla, she's younger and prettier than you, but unfortunately she's a love-brained person."
Da Gu shook his head: "You always know some weird people."
Camilla was very angry: "I can be young and beautiful too!"
Yan Yuan: "From the moment you call yourself old lady, you have nothing to do with youth and beauty."
Camilla stormed off, and Dagu instinctively grabbed her arm.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!"
Da Gu: "I'm trying to stop you from dying, but you're no match for him!"
Lina was angry: "Why are you holding her? Let her die!"
After hearing what Lina said, Cami calmed down temporarily.
"I won't be fooled. You want me to die? That's just wishful thinking!"
After seeing this, everyone basically understood what Dagu's situation was, and even Xincheng was secretly giving Dagu a thumbs up.
This is the role model for our generation!
In fact, how could this guy's lover be this universe? It's simply that there are not many women in the Space Development Bureau, and the people who explore the universe with him every day are all grown men, which simply delayed his lifelong event.
Now that he saw that Dagu was doing so well, he even had the idea of learning from him.
Back then, they were the famous plane crash duo, typical friends for life and death, so they should have some emotional foundation.
Ye Rui looked at the chaotic situation and silently glanced at the artificial body that Yan Yuan had just given him.
As expected, human emotions are so weak. My own Karin knows how to care for others better.
Yan Yuan had no awareness that he had done anything wrong and arrogantly took out a box of CDs.
"Okay, okay, everyone, now it's time for the repertoire."
"Is there anything more interesting than eating and watching a movie at the same time?"
There are five big characters "Ultraman Tiga" written on the box, and there is also a group photo of the GUTS members on it.
Da Gu: "Oh! It's this! Yan Yuan, do you want to see this here?"
Lina: “Yeah, that’s not good!”
Yan Yuan: "Hey, it's the finale."
"Add some fun to this party."
When Hui Iruma and others saw the cover of the box, they had some thoughts in their minds.
Camilla looked unhappy, after all, she was killed in the end in the movie version of Tiga.
Then Yan Yuan took out a player with projection function from somewhere.
"Come on, come on, let's take a look together!"
Xin Cheng was surprised: "Yan Yuan, do you carry a Doraemon with you?"
Yan Yuan said: "As an Ultraman, it is only natural for him to have a personal space, right?"
Then everyone began to wait quietly.
But when the picture appeared, Zongfang's eyes widened: "Xincheng, close it quickly!"
Yan Yuan laughed and said, “Hahahaha, once this thing is turned on, you can’t turn it off, except to wait until he finishes releasing it. And this machine is more than two hundred times harder than diamond.”
The picture always shows Zongfang wearing only a pair of shorts and doing various bodybuilding poses.
The scene was funny, but only those who were not members of GUTS laughed.
Because those GUTS players knew this was just the beginning.
Yan Yuan: "This is a streamlined version that I spent a lot of time editing. It's full of high energy, and you can enjoy it slowly."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Yuan found that Xincheng and Horii were getting closer and closer to him, and he vaguely felt that something was wrong.
At this time, Zongfang suddenly jumped up
"beat him!"
Then the scene became chaotic.
Even Ye Rui took the time to kick him twice.
Lina and Iruma Kei on the side were also applauding.
Da Gu's hatred was not deep. After all, he was Ultraman. The Zijera pollen did not affect him at the beginning, so no dark history was recorded by Yan Yuan.
However, he didn't expect that what followed was all his dark history. Apart from everyone else's, Dagu actually spent the most time making stupid mistakes.
So Yan Yuan successfully offended everyone with a video and was beaten up by everyone.
It took half an hour to hammer.
In fact, the battle was supposed to be over in 20 minutes.
Who would have thought that Yan Yuan would say this right after the end?
"How long has it been since you last trained? Are you tired so soon?"
Then we played for another ten minutes.
After half an hour of playing, the two crosstalk team members Horii and Shinjo were really exhausted. Horii really had poor physical fitness, and Shinjo hadn't exercised for a long time. He flew in the space every day and didn't like to exercise much, so his physical fitness had indeed declined seriously.
As for Ye Rui, since he had only been making sneak attacks, his physical condition was still intact.
Zongfang: "Young men, you really lack exercise!"
After saying this, he looked at Iruma Hui smugly, and Iruma Hui rolled her eyes in return.
Soon, this party was over.
After playing for a whole day, everyone still has to go back to work. Things are no longer the same as before. Everyone is pursuing their own dreams and working hard in a place of their own.
Although everyone later knew that they were tricked by Yan Yuan into coming to this party, everyone was grateful to Yan Yuan in their hearts. If he hadn't been so crazy, everyone would have gone their separate ways and who knows when they would see each other again.
When everyone returned home, they all looked at a photo that was placed in a prominent place in their homes.
Those were photos taken after the battle, but now they have become eternal memories.
Looking at the messy house, Zongfang shook his head and laughed: "What a farce."
Iruma Kei said, “But it was a good fight.”
(End of this chapter)
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