Bringing a System to the Beast World

Chapter 395 Aunt Flo Came for a Visit

Hearing Snow Tiger Witch say this, even the composed Flying Eagle Witch couldn't help but gasp.

Five crystal cores may sound like a lot, but looking at the salt, it's definitely worth it.

Snow Tiger Witch chuckled and waved her hand: "Take a look, this salt is very pure. The salt from the Water Mountain Tribe is much cleaner than that from the coastal tribes."

Mad Lion Witch stroked the salt in his hand, hoping with all his heart that he could see the legendary Water Mountain Tribe again next year and exchange it for such precious and pure salt.

"Tiger, the three of us have discussed it. Each tribe will contribute one crystal core, fifty large animal hides, and some of their unique food and fruits. As for the salt..."

The Black Wolf Witch glanced at the pale blue salt mound behind him, gritted his teeth, and said, "How about giving each tribe a leather bag?"

After saying this, the three shamans felt a little hot on the face, because the amount of food they had was far less than what they had exchanged with the coastal tribes.

The three of them glanced furtively at the expressionless Snow Tiger Witch, and their hearts skipped a beat.

The old friend's expression was really not good. Did he think they were too greedy?

The Flying Eagle Witch nudged the Black Wolf Witch beside him: "Isn't this asking for too much?"

Black Wolf Witch glanced at him quickly and whispered, "Isn't a transaction supposed to be a give-and-take? Tiger definitely won't give that much."

The two shamans felt a little better instantly, and looked eagerly at the Snow Tiger Shaman in front of them, waiting for him to speak.

"This is the first time I've traded salt with the Shuishan tribe, so I won't take advantage of my brothers."

"Give me a crystal core, animal hide, and food, and I will give each of your tribes two baskets of salt."

Sigh! I'm really questioning life. The tiger not only didn't give them less, but even said he would give them more?
Moreover, the three of them looked back at the basket on its back, which was about half the height of an orc: "."

This basket of salt is equivalent to several of their animal skin bags.

They were all children from poor families, and they had never seen so much salt before. They were all a little dazed.

It wasn't until the Snow Tiger tribe's orcs placed the baskets filled with salt next to the three shamans that they pinched their thighs and exclaimed, "So it really is true!"

Snow Tiger Witch chuckled smugly: "I'm telling you, next time if the Water Mountain Tribe asks for more things, you have to change what you give them."

The three shamans, who had just received two baskets of salt, found the wrinkled old face of Snow Tiger Shaman incredibly pleasing to the eye.

He burst into laughter and quickly walked over, putting his arm around his neck: "What else is there to say? Come on, let's go back and let the kids grill some meat for us."

Snow Tiger Witch said with a dark face: "So when you're having fun, I have to prepare the food for you? Let your tribe's kids go hunting on their own."

The orc warriors from the three tribes were already overjoyed to have acquired so much salt, and upon hearing what the Snow Tiger Witch said, they all took off running towards the distant forest without saying another word.

“Witch, you have taught us about food.”

Before the shamans could react, all that remained was a cloud of dust.

"Our shaman loves wild boar meat the most."

"Our shamans like to eat cows and other wild animals."

"Our witch likes it."

The orcs ran along, chattering amongst themselves about their shaman's favorite food.

The Snow Tiger Witch, who had only heard a few echoes, darkened his face: "I finally managed to be generous and exchange so much salt with you, why didn't you think about what I like to eat?"

That evening was another feast. Thanks to the abundance of seasonings from the Snow Tiger Tribe, the grilled meat was so delicious that you wanted to swallow your tongue.

The next day, the three shamans took their leave with their tribe of orcs.

"Tiger, once we return to the tribe, we will immediately have orc warriors send supplies and food over."

"Remember to let us know next time the Shuishan tribe comes, so we can trade salt together."

Snow Tiger Witch looked at the three babbling old men in front of her and felt extremely disgusted.

He waved his hand dismissively and said, "I'm telling you guys, you should go home early."

I haven't had a good night's sleep since you all came; you fart, grind your teeth, and talk in your sleep.

The three shamans exchanged glances, then stepped forward and patted their old friend on the shoulder: "Old friend, build us a place to rest as soon as possible, so next time we come, let's not stay together."

"The three of us might only occupy one spot at most, but you've taken them all."

After saying that, he looked up with a miserable expression and gestured for Snow Tiger Witch to look at the dark circles under his eyes: "That fart of his was so loud, anyone who didn't know better would have thought some huge wild beast had come!"

Snow Tiger Witch glanced at the group of young female orcs behind her: "."

Feeling his authority challenged for some reason, he said, "What nonsense are you talking about? The sun is already high in the sky. Let's hurry back to the tribe."

Otherwise, he'll start badmouthing himself as a witch in front of the kids again.

After seeing off the people from the three tribes, the Snow Tiger Tribe returned to its usual peaceful life.

But for Wu Yue, this day seemed to be an extremely miserable one.

Looking at the small red map on the kang (a heated brick bed), she felt completely overwhelmed.

This familiar feeling made it impossible for her to lie and say that she had hemorrhoids.

Therefore, even if you come to another world, you still have to visit your aunt.

"Host, stop thinking about it. The pure human females who grew up with you have had their periods come and go several times, but you're the only one who's only getting your period now."

The disdain in Tongzi's voice couldn't have been clearer.

"Tongzi, I need some bread."

The moment she finished speaking, a package the size of a palm landed not far in front of her.

Wu Yue was about to struggle to get up when she felt a surge of waves as soon as she lifted her buttocks.

Damn it, there's no love left.
But the next second, looking at the familiar packaging in front of her, Wu Yue wanted nothing more than to grab the system's head and smash it: "What the hell is this?!"

A crisp sound rang out—the familiar sound of wrapping paper being torn open. After a series of smacking chewing sounds, Tongzi slowly spoke up: "Little bread, didn't you want some? I even specially chose the red bean filling."

Wu Yue held the soft little bread in her hand, feeling miserable. Could this terrible system really not be refunded?

"The small bread rolls I mentioned are for dealing with my period, not for eating!"

The system's ears twitched, and its tail behind it suddenly bristled: "."

Why are you being so fierce? He's a boy, how would he know these things?

"Next time, host, it's better to just say diapers, okay?"

"What are you kissing for? Hurry up! I feel like I'm about to wet the bed when I'm fully awake!"

Tong Zihu's body trembled; he also wanted to experience that intoxicating feeling.

"Host, please open the system panel and select the bread brand you want. As a straight male system, I really can't choose one."

Despite her physical discomfort, Wu Yue opened the system panel that she hadn't used in a long time.

But the next second, the dazzling array of familiar bread brands and their ever-increasing prices made her face darken.

"Tongzi, are these prices for real?"

Wu Yue felt utterly miserable.

The system nodded: "Host, don't doubt it, this is absolutely a fair price." What the hell? Five points for a small bread roll? You're telling me this is a fair price?
That guy is the one who's heartless!
"Host, would you like to redeem?"

Wu Yue gritted her teeth, preparing to switch, when the door was suddenly pushed open.

"Why is there such a strong smell of blood? Yue, are you injured?"

Yuan Lang was still holding a plucked chicken in his hand, his forehead was covered with fine sweat, and the tension in his eyes instantly poured out when he saw the bloodstain on Wu Yue's kang.

What's wrong with the little female?
Why is there so much blood?

He tossed the chicken aside, strode forward, and prepared to carry Wu Yue to find the Snow Tiger Witch.

Wu Yue quickly grabbed the orc's muscular arm: "I'm fine."

As he spoke, he pulled up the animal skin blanket next to him and covered the conspicuous bloodstains.

"He's bleeding, yet he says he's fine."

The orc pursed his lips tightly, then wrapped his arms around the waist of the little female on the bed, preparing to pick her up.

Wu Yue's expression changed drastically: "!"

Holy crap, it was already surging while I was sitting down, and you actually...
Before she could say anything, the orc's arm wrapped around her waist, and his muscular arm circled her lower abdomen. Wu Yue's fair face instantly turned dark red.

The warm current meandered down his thin legs, dripping a few times at his toes before reluctantly settling onto the kang (a heated brick bed).

Holy crap! It just came out!
Let me die!

Is this the legendary massive social media disaster scene?!

The strong smell of blood filled the air once again, and Yuan Lang's body stiffened instantly: "Did I touch your wound?"

Wu Yue: "."

Don't say things that could be misunderstood. You can't touch my wound.

"Put me down."

Feeling an unbearable bloating in her lower abdomen, and having just experienced such a socially awkward situation, Wu Yue looked at the orc beside her with a complicated expression: "Don't the women in your area have periods?"

Yuan Lang was stunned: "You actually have other relatives who came into this world?"

Wu Yue: "."

"What I mean by 'Aunt Flo' is a woman's menstrual flow, don't you know?"

Yuan Lang froze for a moment, then his handsome face flushed red instantly: "...Kidney Water."

He muttered Wu Yue's words repeatedly while looking down at her buttocks.

Wu Yue glared fiercely at her: "Where are you looking!"

Yuan Lang paced around on the ground, somewhat at a loss: "What can I do?"

Thinking of the expensive bread rolls, Wu Yue decided to try again: "Could you please call Qingcao over for me?"

Yuan Lang looked at her worriedly: "Are you alright on your own?"

Wu Yue revealed a sinister smile: "Nothing much for now, please hurry."

Yuan Lang pursed his lips, turned around and ran out.

A moment later, Wu Yue heard Qingcao's pitiful howl.

It's so confusing, Yuan Lang warrior. I clearly told you to go find some grass, but the sound it makes me feel like you're slaughtering a pig.

Yuan Lang carried the green grass and strode into the house. With a flick of his wrist, he threw the female animal onto the kang (a heated brick bed).

"I'll go boil some water."

The little female must be feeling very uncomfortable after losing so much blood. Let's boil some hot water for her to wash up later.

"Ouch! My back!"

The drama queen was still howling, rubbing her waist, which was red from being choked by the animal hide: "Yue, your Yuan Lang is so violent. He carried me all the way here, and my waist is all red from being choked like that."

Wu Yue looked at her friend dejectedly: "I was the one who asked him to go find you."

After saying that, he lifted the animal skin quilt on the kang (a heated brick bed): "I'm bleeding."

With a loud cry, Qingcao jumped up from the kang (a heated brick bed) and ran outside, shouting, "I'm going to find the shaman!"

"Come back! I'm alright."

Qingcao stopped and turned to look at her: "You're bleeding, how can you say you're fine?"

Aren't you bleeding?

Wu Yue gritted her teeth.

Green Grass chuckled and waved his hand: "I'm very careful, I rarely get hurt. As for bleeding, it's only happened every time... um?"

As if she had just thought of something, Qingcao quickly moved to Wuyue's side, looked at the blood on the kang, and then at her bottom: "It can't be what I'm thinking, can it?"

Wu Yue nodded: "That's exactly what you think, so I wanted to ask, what do you do every time you bleed?"

Qingcao patted Wuyue's arm in a lewd manner: "Yue, you're a normal female now."

Wu Yue: "."

I'll give you a chance. Say it again: when have I ever not been a normal female?

"That's easy. Wait a moment, I'll go out and get your things."

After saying that, he chuckled and ran out.

"Host, would you like to exchange for a small bread roll?"

Wu Yue raised an eyebrow: "No need, your prices are too high. Anyone who buys these is a fool. I'll wait for Qingcao to come back with the things, and that will be fine."

Tongzi curled his lip: "Host, the items in our system store are all quality guaranteed, and you can also get a discount if you buy now. It's a really great deal. Do you want to consider it?"

The system was suffering. Other hosts could easily spend money and enjoy themselves in the system store, but its own host was incredibly stingy.

Even now, with blood flowing like a river, they stubbornly persist in waiting for unknown hygiene products. This spirit of thrift is truly commendable.

"Host, I'll temporarily close the system shop and wait for Qingcao's good news."

Although that's what he said, he was secretly munching on sunflower seeds, waiting to see the host's disappointed expression.

The dog's owner is so naive. In a world like this, there are no high-class items like bread rolls. At most, they'll just have some leaves to line their beds.

"Moon, I'm back."

The high-pitched shouts of the grass echoed in the courtyard, reaching not only Wu Yue inside the house but also Yuan Lang in the kitchen, who peeked out to take a look.

But the next moment, upon seeing what she held in her hand, even a powerful general like Yuan Lang couldn't help but shudder.

When women have their periods, they use this stuff?

(End of this chapter)