Bringing a System to the Beast World

Chapter 347 A Fierce Battle to Be a Guinea Pig

Chapter 347 A Fierce Battle to Be a Guinea Pig

They worked together seamlessly, one fishing and the other removing the head.

The Snow Tiger tribe members, who were about to say something, all stopped their sermons after learning that Wu Yue wanted all the sharp-toothed fish. They secretly wondered if these sharp-toothed fish were also edible.
"Moon! Moon, are you there?"

Wu Yue was grinding the seasonings she would need to make fish later in the cave when Qingcao came running in from outside the cave, howling. The sound was amplified by the cave, making her feel like she was sitting in an IMAX theater, the loudest one at that.

I couldn't help but pick at my ears, wondering if the loud noise had shaken out any earwax or anything.

But to avoid being poisoned by this thing again, Wu Yue still yelled at the top of her lungs, "I'm right in front of you!"

Hearing the sound, Qingcao chuckled and ran over, only to see Wuyue sitting in the grass nest, using one end of a wooden stick to smash something in the stone bowl that was no longer recognizable.

Curious, I squatted down and asked, "What are you doing?"

I won't say anything about your bold squatting posture with your legs spread apart, but can't you at least cover up a little? Exposing your buttocks all the time without underwear, have you ever considered the feelings of shy ladies like them?
System: A tree without bark will surely die, and a person without shame is invincible. Was this saying created specifically for the host?

However, Wu Yue felt she still had to extend a helping hand to her friend.

It stretched out its paw and beckoned: "What are you doing squatting there? Come sit in the grass."

Green Grass waved her hand dismissively: "No, no, I won't sit down. If I sit there, I won't be able to see what you're doing."

After saying that, as if remembering something, she looked down at her bare bottom and chuckled, "Yue, are you envious?"

After saying that, she stood up proudly and shook her plump buttocks.

Wu Yue's face stiffened: "."

Haha, what am I envious of? Am I envious of your big butt or the two pimples on it?

They're always showing their butts and stuff, where's their sense of shame?

Qingcao knew that Wuyue didn't like showing her chest or buttocks, so she even wore a colorful, pretty thing under her grass skirt, which she didn't know what it was made of.

Even when she squats down, she doesn't expose her underwear like the females in the tribe.

But isn't that what everyone does—showing their breasts and buttocks?
Among the females in the tribe, only Yue Chengtian always wrapped herself up completely.

But... hehe...

Green Grass chuckled inwardly, then proudly wiggled her ample hips and breasts. The petite and slender Moon must be envious of them.

Wu Yue looked at the little female beside her with disdain, who was looking at her with pity. She could guess what the little female was thinking.

What right do you, a female who exposes her buttocks all the time, have to laugh at me?
Sigh, this shameless society.

As Wu Yue stirred the chili peppers in the stone bowl, they began to emit a pungent and spicy aroma. Upon smelling this familiar scent, Qingcao, who was nearby, immediately pinched her nose and retreated to the cave entrance.

"Yue, what are you doing with this? It smells awful."

Wu Yue glared at her: "If it smells bad, don't eat the food made with it later."

Upon hearing this, Qingcao's eyes lit up, and she covered her nose and rubbed back, saying, "How could that be? Yue, the food you make is the best."

After saying that, as if thinking of the delicious food he had eaten before, his mouth started watering.

Wu Yue pushed the guy aside with obvious disgust: "Take it easy, don't drip your saliva into my chili peppers."

In order to get to eat the delicious food she wanted, Qingcao spent the whole morning around Wuyue, helping out with this and doing that. If she were a laborer, she could earn no more than fifty yuan a day.

The scorpion tribe beastmen, whose tail muscles were almost stiff from fishing, finally stopped, exhausted, after dealing with the mountain of fish that was almost as big as the pool in the middle of the cave.

The grumpy orc lay on the ground inside the cave, his eyes rolling back, feeling that he never wanted to see those sharp-toothed fish again.

"Huh? What are you doing catching so many sharp-toothed fish?"

A deep orcish voice echoed outside the cave. The irritable orc looked over and instantly leaped to his feet, striking what he considered his most dashing and intimidating pose: "This was ordered by the little female. Who are you?"

Yuan Lang glanced at the beastman who looked like a pheasant courting a mate: "Oh."

He then led a group of orcs carrying their prey into the cave.

Being treated like this, the irritable orc was so angry that his nose twisted.

As expected of orcs from a small town, humph!
At midday, a series of loud sneezes echoed throughout the cave in the Snow Tiger Tribe. The orcs and half-orc warriors, with their keen sense of smell, stuffed their noses with animal hair and watched with teary eyes the small figure busy at the stove.

Wu Yue was also very embarrassed. She only wanted to stir-fry some base ingredients, but she ended up causing such a big accident.

He could only look apologetically at the orcs and orc warriors who had hidden in the distance, while chuckling awkwardly as he sped up his work.

She ladled the stir-fried base into a large stone bowl and covered it with a wooden lid.

It's the rainy season now, and nothing is easy to find. These seasonings aren't exactly filling foods, so the tribe's stock is naturally running low.

So just fry it and store it away, then add some when you're cooking.

He deliberately left the animal fat for Yuan Lang and stir-fried it in a stone pot to render the oil. Then he sprinkled a little salt into the pot and put the prepared sharp-toothed fish in.

The aroma of the animal fat combined with the fragrance of the fried sharp-toothed fish instantly made the surrounding tribesmen's mouths water.

The animal hair that had just been stuffed into their noses had long been abandoned by the orcs and half-orcs, who stood around the stove with shining eyes, swallowing their saliva gulping down.

Even the grumpy orc who had sworn never to see the Sharp-Toothed Fish again slipped in with his people, standing at the back of the crowd with his green eyes, constantly sniffling.

At the same time, a bold conjecture suddenly popped into his mind.

Did the witch send them to capture this little female because she knew that this little female could make all sorts of delicious food?

Oh ho, how cunning! They sent them to arrest people but they still wouldn't tell the truth. The witch is really dishonest.

The hot-tempered orc, who only dared to grumble in his heart, naturally wouldn't dare to directly criticize his shaman. If the shaman knew what he was thinking, he would be attacked with insects in no time.

The Snow Tiger Shaman gave the Snow Tiger Clan Chief a wink: "Run faster later."

Chief Snow Tiger frowned, thinking how embarrassing it would be for him to fight with a bunch of kids for food.

After frying for a while, Wu Yue poured in some water, then took out some of the previously stir-fried base ingredients and put them in, covered the pot and started stewing.

The aroma of the fried fish combined with the salty, savory, and spicy flavor of the base sauce, instantly creating a taste that no one had ever smelled before.

"It's...it's so hard to describe."

"I want to eat..."

This fish with sharp teeth was quite large, so Wu Yue stewed it for a while longer. When she felt it was almost done, she opened the lid, and a unique aroma instantly filled the entire cave.

This made the surrounding tribespeople drool even more excitedly. Wu Yue did not directly distribute the food to the tribespeople, although she knew that this kind of fish could be eaten if its head was removed while it was alive, but the tribespeople did not know that.

She picked up a stone bowl, put half a fish in it, and was about to find a beastman from the Poison Scorpion Tribe to be her guinea pig when the irritable beastman was the first to rush up.

His face still held the same expression he had when he tried the iron-clawed worm: "Let me try it. If the sharp-toothed fish is edible, then let your tribe members try it."

However, the beastmen of the Snow Tiger tribe had already witnessed the shamelessness of this outsider, so they would never believe him again.

Teng Qian released his hand from his buttocks, snatched the stone bowl from the irritable orc's hand, and skillfully picked up his chopsticks to put a piece of fish into his mouth.

The tender, savory, and spicy fish stimulated his taste buds, making his mouth water even more. He immediately devoured half a fish in no time.

Then those green eyes looked at the covered stone pot: "Half a fish is a bit too little, we might not be able to tell if it's poisonous. How about I have the other half?"

Only the hot-tempered beastman and Teng Qian could say such shameless things, and the surrounding tribesmen looked at the two of them with contempt.

"I don't believe your nonsense. You've been eating for so long, if you couldn't eat, you would have been cold by now."

Qingcao stepped forward, snorted, and pointed at the chicken pecking at a piece of fish on the ground: "Besides, Yue just gave the chicken a piece of meat, and it ate it without any problems."

After saying that, to the astonishment of the surrounding tribesmen, he pulled out a stone bowl from his animal skin skirt and, with a fawning expression, asked Wu Yue to serve him a bowl of fish.

Then he took the food and went to share it with his family.

"Don't worry, everyone. The Scorpion Tribe has caught plenty of fish, enough for each of us to eat. Women, bring out your pots, and I'll teach you how to cook the Sharp-Toothed Fish."

Upon hearing this, the tribespeople cheered instantly.

After receiving the base ingredients from Wu Yue, the females happily busied themselves around their own fire pits.

A moment later, an even richer aroma wafted through the cave.

The open space in the middle of the cave was bustling with noise as the tribespeople ate delicious food and chatted, creating a wonderful atmosphere.

After eating the fish that the others had worked so hard to catch, the Snow Tiger tribe members became a little nicer to the Poison Scorpion tribe beastmen. Teng Qian even put his arm around the shoulders of the irritable beastman and talked to him, occasionally bursting into laughter.

While everyone was distracted, Yuan Lang forked several pieces of fish from a large stone bowl that Wu Yue had left out and put them in his mouth.

Because the fish in the stone bowl was still a little hot, the usually serious orc grimaced. When Wu Yue turned around, she saw this and rolled her eyes speechlessly: "Why are you eating what I served to the shaman? Isn't there more in the stone pot?"

Yuan Lang looked at the towering stone bowl and said, "The shaman is too old to eat this much, so I'll help him finish some."

Wu Yue looked at the person behind him with a strange expression: "I think Wu is still quite young. He always eats very well. He should be able to finish all this fish and meat."

Yuan Lang pursed his lips, about to say something, when he saw the little female blinking her big, watery eyes at him, as if sending him flirtatious glances.

He was secretly delighted. Could it be that the little female was interested in him?

In an instant, the beast's heart soared.

"Then why did you dress the witch up with fish and meat instead of me?"

Before he could even get the little female's fish meat, Yuan Lang was slapped hard on the head, leaving him somewhat bewildered.

Who the hell is that?!

How dare you hit this general on the head!
"Heh, so what if I don't pretend for you? You brat, how dare you talk about me being old behind my back."

But upon hearing the familiar voice, his expression instantly froze, and he turned around with a forced laugh.

Sure enough, standing behind them was the Snow Tiger Clan Chief, the Snow Tiger Witch, whose face was ashen.

That's really bad; being caught talking badly can be fatal.

Seeing his wrinkled beast face, Wu Yue laughed so hard she rolled on the floor. This beastman was sometimes cold and dignified, and sometimes he had a bit of a husky personality. It was absolutely hilarious.

Snow Tiger Witch snorted coldly, bent down to pick up the fish that Wu Yue had specially left for him, gave the little female a kind smile, turned his head and instantly glared at Yuan Lang before swaying away.

Yuan Lang breathed a sigh of relief, his deep eyes narrowing as he looked at the little female who was giggling incessantly in front of him: "You blinked just now because Wu was behind me?"

Wu Yue nodded, then looked at him with a playful expression: "Are you going to wink at me instead of me?"

Yuan Lang looked puzzled: "Wen Ke?"

Wu Yue coughed twice: "Our local language, hehe."

After saying that, she turned around, ladled out a bowl of fish and handed it to him: "Eat up, this pot is for both of us."

After finishing her meal, Wu Yue suddenly remembered the beast crystals that the witch had given her last time: "What rank can you upgrade to with the beast crystals you hunted this time?"

When two people know each other's secrets, they naturally have nothing to hide when they talk to each other.

Speaking of the spoils of this hunting trip, Yuan Lang was in a very good mood. He smiled and said, "It's enough for me to advance to the Gold rank for now, but I still need to train my physical strength, otherwise I won't be able to withstand the power of the crystal core."

Wu Yue naturally understood that if one could upgrade directly using only crystal cores, that would be amazing.

Thinking of this, a leather pouch appeared in his hand at his waist.

Just as she was about to hand it to the orc, she saw him staring at her with deep, dark eyes, and her expression froze.

He chuckled dryly, looking at the orc with deep eyes opposite him: "You saw it?"

Yuan Lang looked at the little female's stiff expression with a half-smile, raised an eyebrow and said, "What do you think?"

Wu Yue felt like she was being incredibly stupid. How could she forget that she hadn't brought her disguise basket today? Conjuring something out of thin air was just asking for trouble.

"So there really are gods in this world, right?"

Yuan Lang's voice came through.

Wu Yue stared blankly at him, "Huh?"

The next second, I realized that this ancient general seemed to have misunderstood something.

He immediately coughed twice and said with a wry smile, "To tell you the truth, I have an ability bestowed upon me by an immortal. He sometimes issues tasks, and as long as I complete these tasks, I can get a lot of rewards."

So what you just saw was my ability to retrieve items from a space invisible to others, granted to me by a sage.

Tongzi: "..."

The host has become so thick-skinned that lying comes as smoothly as flowing water.

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