Bringing a System to the Beast World
Chapter 318 A Date to Catch Chickens
Chapter 318 A Date to Catch Chickens
The blue fat cat system was almost crying. What kind of trash host was this? He always liked to spank people.
However, this interaction between the one person and the unified force was perfectly misunderstood by the orc warriors in front.
He couldn't help but shudder and covered his buttocks with both hands behind his back.
Then, those sympathetic glances shot towards Yuan Lang beside her.
The boss has quite a appetite. Can he really keep a little female who hits the butt of a mighty orc warrior all the time?
Yuan Lang, standing to the side, raised his chin, forcing himself to pretend that he was a big fan of this kind of thing.
He then sidled up to Wu Yue and asked, "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Wu Yue looked at the baskets in their hands: "Isn't picking mushrooms delicious?"
Yuan Lang wrinkled his handsome face and said, "Such rough work is not something that handsome orc warriors like us should do."
Wu Yue said coldly, "Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about yourself?"
She smiled and leaned closer to Yuan Lang: "Do you always feel particularly tall and handsome after taking a shower?"
Yuan Lang brushed a stray hair from his forehead: "How did you know? Have you finally realized how charming I am?"
Wu Yue chuckled: "Because you've lost your mind."
Yuan Lang: "Don't think I don't know you're insulting me."
"Giggle! Giggle!" Just as the two were talking back and forth, a strangely familiar sound came from the bushes beside them.
They exchanged a glance, and Wu Yue said, "That was a rooster crowing just now, wasn't it?"
Yuan Lang hesitated for a moment before saying, "I think so."
Wu Yue raised her chin and expertly ordered the orc warrior: "What are you waiting for? Open it up and take a look."
Fate is truly wondrous. As Yuan Lang parted the bushes and the two peered over, their eyes met those of a pair of chicken eyes.
The color, the size... cough cough, the size is a bit different, after all, Wu Yue has never seen such a big hen before.
"It's a chicken."
"Bring back?"
Wu Yue's eyes flickered, and she looked at Yuan Lang with a bright gaze: "How can a powerful orc warrior go to collect mushrooms?"
The little hand pointed to the hen diligently searching for food in the bushes: "You should go hunting!"
Yuan Lang's eye twitched involuntarily: "You call this hunting?"
The well-defined fingers also pointed to the hen.
The hen, searching for food, looked up at two fingers pointing at her and clucked.
Damn it, is it polite of you to point your finger at someone like that?
Whether it was polite or not is another matter, but when several powerful orc warriors emerged from the bushes covered in chicken feathers, they felt that the prey, which was barely enough to fill their teeth, was very impolite to them.
Yuan Lang looked at the chicken droppings on his animal skin boots, his handsome face turning as black as if it were about to drip water.
What was wrong with his brain? How could he agree to let the little female catch chickens? And live ones at that?
Isn't picking mushrooms delicious?
A friend reached out and grabbed a chicken, about to put it in his basket, when he heard a "cluck" and the chicken in his hand had already died.
Yuan Lang looked at him with a dark expression: "Can't you be a little gentler?"
The orc looked bewildered: "What's 'gentle'?"
Teng Qian patted the orc's shoulder with a serious expression: "I just wanted you to go easy on him. A chicken's neck is so thin. If you use brute force, it won't survive." The orc scratched the back of his head awkwardly: "Well... I've been very careful."
Teng Qian looked at him with disdain: "When you have a baby, are you going to hold it with that kind of strength? That tiny, soft baby, if you grab it with that kind of force, it'll just snap..."
He stuck out his tongue, rolled his eyes, and said, "That's all."
The orc warrior's face turned pale: "No...no way."
After hearing what Gou Bi Tengqian said, he seemed to see the tragic future of his own little cub.
Teng Qian nodded seriously: "The upbringing of a father must begin with every little thing."
The orc warrior looked at Yuan Lang with a suspicious expression: "Boss, I'll listen to you."
Teng Qian is really unreliable.
Yuan Lang glanced at the little female in the distance, then at the chickens that had died in Teng Qian's basket, and nodded solemnly: "Yeah, Teng Qian isn't the kind of person to fool his brothers."
Teng Qian looked at his boss with a disillusioned expression. "You must have some misunderstanding about me."
Yuan Lang smiled with narrowed eyes, silently saying to Teng Qian, "You're not human when it comes to fooling your brothers."
Teng Qian's expression froze, and he decisively turned his head away, pretending to be very serious about catching chickens.
A moment later, his eyes suddenly lit up. He wasn't human anymore; he was a tiger!
A majestic and imposing snow tiger orc warrior!
"Hehehe, come here, come here, your father loves you all, come into your father's basket!"
Before Teng Qian could even feel smug after just confirming his identity, the orc warrior he had just fooled said this to a rooster.
He was almost shocked to death.
Looking at the rooster looking up at its brother, its big black eyes inexplicably conveyed a message: You bastard, do you have some serious illness?
The slaves gathered quickly, and several people could fill a basket in no time.
Wu Yue gathered everyone together and taught them how to distinguish the poisonous mushrooms.
Looking at the few poisonous mushrooms, Wu Yue felt very gratified; today's harvest was quite substantial.
"Alright, that's all for today's collection. After you go back and have lunch, I'll teach you how to process these mushrooms this afternoon."
"You all rest for a while, I'll go check on the orc warriors."
After saying that, he turned around and walked in the direction where Yuan Lang and the others were.
Upon seeing the orc warriors with their butts sticking out and groaning, Wu Yue felt a sense of disillusionment.
Yuan Lang, who was carrying several chickens, was even more disillusioned. Could someone tell him why all the elite orc warriors he had trained for so long were like this?
Could it be that his training methods are wrong?
Wu Yue walked up to Yuan Lang, glanced at the chickens in his basket and in his hand, and exclaimed with admiration, "As expected of a powerful orc warrior, you are truly amazing."
Yuan Lang raised his chin, his expression extremely arrogant, and said, "Even when I wasn't an orc warrior, I was an invincible general."
Wu Yue nodded: "You're awesome, you're awesome!"
The orc warriors, who were addicted to catching chickens, were quite reluctant to leave when Yuan Lang dragged them out of the bushes. They even made a promise to come back to catch chickens another day.
After leading the slaves back to her small courtyard and teaching them how to clean and process mushrooms, Wu Yue began directing the orc warriors to build a chicken coop.
Although Teng Qian is glib and smooth-talking, he is quite reliable in some matters.
After handing over the chicken coop, he left with two orc warriors to prepare the materials.
(End of this chapter)
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