Bringing a System to the Beast World

Chapter 171 Too Much Shit?

Wu Yue feels she is now the most qualified person to speak on what constitutes god-like sleep.

I slept soundly until dawn, without any demons or monsters in my dreams.

I was full of energy and in a great mood, but when I opened my eyes, I almost wanted to curse.

"Green Grass, what are you doing sitting quietly by my grass nest so early in the morning?"

I'm scared to death!
Qingcao looked at her with a resentful expression: "You have the nerve to say that? You didn't even come to see me when you came back yesterday. Did you have another tiger outside?"

As Wu Yue sat up, she glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Can't you smell the fresh scent of a single dog emanating from me right now?"

Green Grass was taken aback upon hearing this, then sniffed him several times: "No, but you do smell quite nice."

After saying that, her eyes lit up: "Is this pleasant smell the fragrance of a single person?"

Wu Yue: "."

How should I answer your question?
Seeing her silence, Qingcao shamelessly rubbed against her again: "Tell me about it, I smell like wild vegetables that have been sitting out for a long time."

Wu Yue's lips twitched. Yes, it was just stale!
"I just took a shower yesterday."

She felt that if she didn't speak up soon, Qingcao would start researching mixed perfumes.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, he frowned deeply: "Take a bath?"

So, what's with that look on your face that looks like you're about to be forced to your knees?

It's said that big cats, who are usually afraid of water, take baths every day, while you humans get all worked up at the mere mention of bathing.

"Isn't it good to take a shower? We sweat every day and work. If we don't clean ourselves for a long time, we'll have strange smells all over our bodies. Of course, we won't smell good."

Wu Yue's eyes darted around, and she suddenly leaned close to Qingcao with a lewd expression and said, "Think about it, why do orc warriors all like female orcs?"
"It's not just because they're strong, it's definitely also because they smell good." He then raised his arm and brought it close to the grass's nose: "Smell it."

The grass took two deep breaths, its eyes sparkling with delight: "It smells so good!"

Wu Yue grabbed her own arm and tried to lean closer, but was met with strong resistance: "Forget about mine."

That expression was absolutely disgusted.

Wu Yue: "."

So, you despise yourself, you despise yourself like dog shit, yet you expect some fragrant orc warrior to like you, this stale pure human female?
The smell alone would be enough to give the orc warriors with their keen sense of smell a real headache.

He looked at her with disgust: "If you can't stand it, how can a beastman with a keen sense of smell stand it?"

Qingcao was completely baffled!
Why didn't she think of that?
She decisively grabbed Wu Yue's arm: "Will you come with me?"

After saying that, her starry eyes instantly shifted to Wu Yue's head: "And do my hair like this too."

As she spoke, she ran her fingers through her dry, frizzy hair: "It's not as comfortable as sleeping in that straw nest."

Wu Yue happened to be going to the river to fetch water for washing, so she agreed.

Just as the two were about to leave, the door was kicked open with great force, making a loud crash that made it seem as if the dry grass above their heads was about to fall off.

Startled, the tall figure instantly hid behind Wu Yue like a chick.

Wu Yue's face instantly darkened, and she looked coldly at the familiar, burly figure at the door: "Did you eat too much shit this morning!"

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