Don't let Yu Ding take on any more disciples.

Chapter 452 Who's Looking for Tu Zha? I'm Here!

Chapter 452 Who's Looking for Tu Zha? I'm Here!

Li Jing was still staring blankly at the white-robed youth when he heard the guardian deity scolding him. He immediately flew into a rage: "You, a guardian deity, are in charge of heaven and earth, and you're even in charge of how many children I have?"

"Father, I'm late!"

The young man in white rushed over anxiously and asked with concern.

Li Jing suddenly fell silent, staring speechlessly at the white-robed youth, and said, "Stop fooling around!"

He never expected that his nephew, whom he had personally disciplined before, would also join in the fun now.

This third brother is really good at playing games... Nezha and Ao Bing already had a deep understanding and were about to burst out laughing.

"Father, when did you have another brother?"

"So, what's Nezha's rank?"

Jinzha and Muzha looked at the white-robed youth and then at Li Jing, exchanging bewildered glances before asking a question.

They never expected that another Water Spirit would appear at this moment.

"I……"

"Your humble servant greets your two elder brothers!"

Just as Li Jing was about to speak to explain and clear up the misunderstanding, Ao Bing interrupted him, stepped forward, bowed to Jinzha and Muzha, and said: "Eldest brother, second brother, you don't know, Nezha and I are twins. Our mother was pregnant for three years, and I was born in the first year."

"What kind of twins are these...?" Jinzha and Muzha looked at Li Jing, somewhat bewildered, wanting their father to explain.

Who has twins, one in the first year and the other in the third year?
"Yes, my mother gave birth to my third brother the first year, and I was born after that."

Nezha explained in a serious tone, "What my eldest and second brothers actually saw back then was my third brother. Because his destiny was associated with water, he changed his name to Shui Zha (Water Nezha). My nickname is Nezha, and my formal name is Li Huo Zha (Fire Nezha)."

Li Jing stared speechlessly at Nezha, who was spouting nonsense with a straight face, and then looked anxiously at Jinzha and Muzha.

Nobody would believe such a stupid thing, right?
Immediately after hearing this, Jinzha and Muzha nodded enthusiastically, stepped forward, grabbed each other's hands, and began to joyfully acknowledge each other as brothers.

Mu Zha laughed loudly, "We originally thought there were three brothers, but it turns out there are four: the third brother and the fourth brother."

"Big brother, second brother!" Ao Bing and Nezha called out happily.

"Guardian deities, shouldn't we go up?"

One of the lieutenants whispered as he watched the Li brothers recognize each other.

"Go to hell! These brats are weird. Didn't you see my Golden Dragon Sword was destroyed in a single move?"

The guardian deity wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and coldly snorted, "Let them recognize each other first, which will give us a chance to wait for reinforcements."

The deputy general nodded and stepped aside, but the heavenly soldiers and generals had already surrounded the Demon-Slaying Platform from a distance.

Jinzha asked, "By the way, third and fourth brothers, how has Mother been all these years? Is she alright?"

Ao Bing's smile was almost impossible to suppress: "Very good, very good, I just miss you guys a little."

“When we left home, there was a celestial being guarding the house who said he wanted to take my third brother as his disciple. My third brother, your cultivation is so high, truly a great teacher produces a great student,” Muzha said.

After Muzha finished speaking, he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that none of the gods and soldiers reacted.

I almost let it slip!

The two brothers had sneaked out this time. If these gods found out about their background and invited their master to subdue them, it would be a very bad situation.

Nezha whispered, "I'm a disciple of Master Taiyi, while my third brother is a disciple of Uncle Yuding."

"Huh?" Jinzha and Muzha were taken aback.

But then Jinzha burst into laughter and said, "It's alright, it's alright, we're still family."

"Damn it, they actually believed Nezha and Ao Bing's nonsense..." Li Jing looked on speechlessly and slapped the person across the face.

These two silly sons!

"So that's how it is. Hmph, sometimes even pigs only give birth to one child. You, Li Jing, have four sons, what are you complaining about?"

The guardian deity looked at the heavenly soldiers and generals surrounding Li Jing's family and sneered, "There are no laws in the world to govern this, so you're just going to let yourself have as many children as you want, like seven, eight, or ninety?"

"Hmph, in the future I will definitely petition the Heavenly Emperor to issue a heavenly decree concerning human reproduction, otherwise, if you humans continue to reproduce without restraint, the prehistoric world will sooner or later become overpopulated and cause a major problem."

What broke his heart the most wasn't how many sons Li Jing had!
Instead, it was Li Jing's sons who, despite being so young, possessed astonishing supernatural powers and celestial magic.

The eldest brother is skilled in both spear and sword, the second brother wields two extraordinary swords, the third brother is in the Three Immortal Realms, and the fourth brother, with his golden-ringed musket, crippled his magic weapon in a single exchange, severely weakening his combat power...

It should be noted that at such an age, he was still struggling to find immortals and seek the Dao everywhere.

This comparison is absolutely infuriating!
"You, a guardian deity, should just focus on upholding your heavenly laws, and now you're interfering with our human race's reproduction?"

Jinzha, displeased, pointed his golden spear at the guardian deity: "Are you getting too tight a skin, you little brat? Looking for a loose one?"

"Alright, kids, this isn't the place to talk."

At this moment, Li Jing's body trembled, and true energy surged from all his acupoints, breaking the seal. He glanced around and saw even more heavenly soldiers surging in from all directions like a tide.

Li Jing said in a deep voice, "Follow me, I'll lead you out. From now on, listen to my commands. I'll count to three and then we'll charge together, one..."

"The Reverse Dragon Technique disrupts Yin and Yang, and reverses Heaven and Earth!"

Just as he shouted, Ao Bing immediately yelled back, "Start the attack!" He leaped into the air, activated his profound skill, and raised both hands in a stance. His right palm was yin and his left hand was yang, combining the power of yin and yang to unleash boundless divine light and unleash a thousand-foot-long reverse dragon that hurtled forward.

Li Jing said anxiously, "You brat, listen to me..."

Before the words were finished, the glowing war dragon shook its head and tail and charged forward. Wherever it went, the heavenly soldiers died one after another, were grazed, had their tendons and bones broken, and were sent flying like dumplings, spitting out blood.

Boom!

The glowing war dragon crashed into a distant palace, disappearing with a deafening roar. The palace then slowly collapsed before everyone's eyes, sending up plumes of smoke and mist.

Li Jing's eyelids twitched. He looked up and saw that everything around him was silent. The heavenly soldiers in front of him had been wiped out, and countless ones lay on the ground, groaning incessantly.

The guardian deity looked at the collapsed palace in the distance, his pupils contracted, and he swallowed hard.

The dragon was charging at him just now. Luckily, he was fast enough, otherwise that heavenly palace would have been his fate.

"Killing! Killing!"

At this moment, the heavenly soldiers and generals from other directions looked at each other blankly, when suddenly someone shouted in terror.

Li Jing stared in disbelief as Ao Bing slowly descended from mid-air.

Is this still the same little white dragon nephew he used to have his hands on?
Jinzha and Muzha: ('')
"Big brother, our third brother seems to be a bit too fierce," Mu Zha exclaimed in shock.

Jinzha murmured, "Be more confident, remove 'seems'."

Nezha exclaimed in surprise, "Third Brother, you've gotten stronger again?"

Ao Bing stared in astonishment at his own hands, then looked up at the heavenly soldiers lying sprawled on the ground, groaning in pain, his expression turning somewhat strange.

"I have become stronger, but why do I feel that these heavenly soldiers and generals are not as formidable as those demons?" Ao Bing pondered.

Judging from this, it seems these two little devils have been somewhere... Li Jing, somewhat bewildered, said with a dark face, "You little brats, let's go!"

He immediately rushed toward the path Ao Bing had cleared, with Jinzha, Muzha, Nezha, and Ao Bing following closely behind.

"Hahaha, eldest brother, second brother, third brother, look, we're already here anyway."

Looking at the noisy scene behind him and the magnificent palaces and halls of heaven all around, Nezha couldn't help but feel eager to try it out. He said, "Why don't we follow Brother Yang's example and make a ruckus in the heavenly palace and become famous throughout the prehistoric world? Let's do it today, or we might not have such an opportunity again in the future."

Of course, this wasn't his intention; it was mainly due to the lingering obsession with the Spirit Pearl from his past life.

Upon hearing this, Jinzha, Muzha, and Ao Bing exchanged glances, seemingly somewhat tempted, but then Nezha let out a scream.

The group looked over and saw Nezha clutching his head, tears welling in his eyes from the pain. Their expressions tightened.

"Don't cause any more trouble. If you keep making a scene, I'll deal with you first."

Li Jing withdrew his fist with a dark face: "Do you even know your own limitations? I think you're just ignorant and arrogant. What about you guys?"

He glanced at them coldly, and Jinzha and Muzha lowered their heads.

Ao Bing said, "Don't look at me like that, I didn't measure much the first time I came here."

"Hurry up and run!" Li Jing snorted and continued running.

He originally thought that Li Jing was already restless enough, but he didn't expect that his son was no better.

"Come on!"

The guardian deity shouted, but only followed far behind, watching the other party's movements, without rushing forward.

He didn't pursue, and the heavenly soldiers also kept their distance.

"What are you all good for?" the Dharma Protector shouted arrogantly.

One of the heavenly generals whispered, "Your Excellency, you've never experienced anything like this before. I think they're all here for the first time and aren't here to cause any trouble. So we shouldn't surround them at this time."

"Why is that?" The guardian deity was taken aback.

That day, looking at the several figures flying ahead, he said solemnly, "If they wanted to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, they would have already beaten anyone they saw and demolished the Heavenly Palace."

The guardian deity looked at the heavenly general with surprise: "Continue!"

That day, the general said again, "Look, they've been running around for ages without any sense of direction, like headless flies. Do you believe we can wait for them here?"

The guardian deity asked in surprise, "What do you mean?"

"Because our heavens are round."

The Heavenly General smiled confidently and said, "And even if the other party makes trouble, don't be afraid. Last time, I heard the Heavenly General Tianyi say that our Heavenly Palace is very old. Both times he was knocked away and hit, most of the force was dissipated. He can't withstand serious injuries at all."

The guardian deity said thoughtfully, "I think I've heard them say that before."

The Heavenly General said, "These villains are incredibly powerful and have great magical abilities. We can't stop them on our own. The best way is to wait for the Heavenly General and the others... Ah!"

Before he could finish speaking, a heavenly soldier who had been knocked away flew over and knocked him away as well.

"Hmph, what are you pretending to be, some old man from Heaven, for in front of me!"

The guardian deity revealed a mocking expression: "You can't even dodge this? It seems you don't have much experience."

However, this guy was right about one thing: he was indeed waiting for a group of people to arrive.

This time, the Li family father and sons have really crossed his line. He can't swallow his anger if he doesn't get rid of them.

At this moment, Li Jing, who was constantly searching for a way out in the distance, suddenly stopped.

Jinzha asked in surprise, "Father, why did you stop?"

Li Jing paused for a moment and then asked, "Do you still remember the way you came?"

Upon hearing this, his sons were instantly stunned.

Ao Bing asked in surprise, "You don't know?" Li Jing replied, "I was knocked unconscious by them when I arrived, you..."

"I followed him all the way here because I was so eager to save my father, but I don't remember anything!" Mu Zha said, dumbfounded.

Nezha and Ao Bing exchanged a glance and fell silent.

“Let me think, I seem to remember…” Jinzha said.

These words gave the group hope, and they looked expectantly at Jinzha, only to see him leap up to a higher place and look around.

Upon seeing this, Jinzha's pupils immediately contracted, and he landed with shame, saying, "This... how come all the palaces in the Heavenly Court look the same?"

Ao Bing muttered, "So we're lost?"

"We're not lost, we just haven't found a way out yet."

Li Jing glanced around and said in a deep voice, "You all stay here and don't move. I'm going to catch someone who's been interrogated."

As he spoke, a loud 'boom' sounded from behind, and a crimson-blue demonic fire rose up, transforming into wings that flashed across the sky and reached out to grab him.

"Father...has demonic energy on him?!" Mu Zha exclaimed in astonishment.

Nezha corrected, "That's Uncle Bifang..."

"Hmph, who is so arrogant as to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace again?"

As they were talking, a cold snort was heard and ten terrifying auras rose from the distance, and ten divine generals walked in through the air.

These divine generals wielded swords, spears, halberds, and knives...

Ten figures stood proudly between heaven and earth, releasing a terrifying aura that seemed to be able to cut down the stars in the sky.

"The divine generals have arrived..."

Upon seeing these ten divine generals, the heavenly soldiers and generals were greatly encouraged and quickly parted to clear the battlefield.

Although they were at the lowest level of the celestial realm, the fact that they could ascend to the primordial wilderness at the center of all the heavens and myriad worlds meant that they were the most outstanding geniuses in their world.

Before ascending to the primordial world, they were full of ambition and wanted to accomplish great things. After ascending, they discovered that this damned place was full of geniuses.

Even the requirements for joining the Heavenly Court are getting higher and higher.

I heard that the standards used to be low. A person in the Refining Spirit Realm could become a Captain, a Person in the Returning to Emptiness Realm could become a Junior Heavenly General, and a True Immortal could become a Divine General.

But now... who knows what's going on, as former divine generals break through to the Celestial Immortal realm one by one, the standard difficulty for becoming a divine general has been raised to another level.

Under this intense competition, even true immortals can only serve as titled celestial generals these days.

Ahem, I've digressed. Anyway, they're not fools.

An elderly man who had experienced three major disturbances in Heaven during his years of service shared his experience with them: Whenever you encounter such a chaotic scene, don't hesitate, just move behind others.

The farther you run, the longer you live; the closer you get, the faster you die!
"Huh? Why are there a few kids?"

General Tianyi asked in surprise, "Is there a mistake?"

“No mistake, they are Li Jing’s sons. Seize them immediately.” The guardian deity appeared and said.

Tianyi looked at the four people in a row and asked in surprise, "Which one is Li Jing's son?"

"We are all!"

Nezha and the others unanimously accused Ao Bing of taking advantage of the situation.

The guardian deity said irritably, "Take them all down."

Tianyi, the divine general, said eagerly, "Then who is causing such a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace this time? I want to regain the face I lost before. You can find someone else to bully the weak like this."

Nezha's expression shifted, and he immediately stepped forward, saying, "It's your grandpa, me."

Ao Bing stepped forward: "And me... Li Shuizha."

Seeing his two younger brothers step forward, Jinzha and Muzha exchanged a glance and had no choice but to step forward and say, "And there's us, Li Jinzha and Li Muzha."

Nezha quickly replied, "I am Li Huozha."

Tianyi God General laughed and said, "Your father really has no taste in naming things. Why are there only Jinzha, Muzha, Shuizha, and Huozha? Where is Tuzha?"

"Quickly capture these little brats. I'll send someone to stop Li Jing. Once we catch these devils, Li Jing will have no choice but to accept his fate."

The guardian deity said, "But these little devils are not simple. They not only possess extraordinary supernatural powers but also divine weapons and immortal treasures. You must be careful."

"Go together!"

The ten divine generals exchanged glances, and with a boom, their cultivation levels of Celestial Immortals erupted.

"kill!"

"rush!"

With a loud shout from Nezha, the group activated their profound skills, their auras surged to their peak, and their magical power erupted as they charged forward together.

A melee ensued.

This time, a full ten celestial-level divine generals have arrived, meaning that each of the four Nezha brothers will basically have to deal with two divine generals.

"Come here, everyone!"

Ao Bing shouted loudly, revealing his Celestial Immortal realm, attracting the attention of the four Celestial Immortal generals. He suddenly realized that the difficulty of this Heavenly Court seemed to be even less than that of the Demon Sealing Cave.

Quite easy!

clang!clang!clang!
Instead of fighting head-on, Mu Zha unleashed his twin swords, Wu Gou, which transformed into two streaks of sword light that pierced the sky. The sword energy crisscrossed, and Tianyi, the divine general, held his divine sword and kept defending, but he was forced to retreat continuously.

"rise!"

Suddenly, Jinzha seized the opportunity and flipped his hand, and four golden lights shot up. Three of them transformed into golden rings that encircled the neck, arms, and legs of a heavenly general.

The fourth golden light transformed into a golden pillar, encasing the divine general within it.

It is the treasure of Yunxiao Cave in Wulong Mountain, the Dragon-Hiding Stake!
"cut!"

Once Jinzha succeeded, he leaped forward, his sword flashing towards the neck of the bound divine general.

"Tianyao, save me!"

The general's expression changed drastically, his eyes showing fear and confusion.

No, this isn't right!
Those who came to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace in the past fought fiercely, but never killed anyone.

What's wrong with this little rascal? He caught someone and immediately started hitting them on the neck?

Just as he was about to be decapitated, suddenly, a halberd came flying across, which was deflected by the sword and sent flying back.

A divine general wielding a halberd stared at Jinzha: "Boy, your celestial treasure is indeed powerful, but I wonder how many people it can capture?"

Before Jinzha could speak, a large handprint suddenly appeared from behind, causing him to vomit blood.

"Unfortunately, you only have four brothers, while we have ten."

The deity sneered, his magic power transforming into a giant hand that reached forward.

"Who said there were only four brothers?"

But at that moment, with a loud shout, a pillar seemed to pierce the sky from afar, striking the heavenly general away.

"This stick... feels a bit familiar... With a palace as a cushion, it won't hurt... Ah!"

The god felt as if time had slowed down, and his mind was unusually active, but then a sharp pain, as if all the bones in his body were shattering, pulled him back to reality.

He crashed heavily onto the palace hall.

However, the magnificent palace remained unmoved, like a reef in a storm.

"Damn it, all my bones are broken! How come this palace is harder than my celestial body? Who built it?"

The god was in so much pain that he couldn't open his mouth, so he could only curse inwardly before slowly fainting.

A single strike rendered a celestial general powerless, a scene that left everyone speechless with shock.

The colossal pillar that supported the sky shortened and retracted, and with a series of footsteps, a majestic figure walked step by step in the blazing divine light from afar.

Everyone's expression changed drastically, and they couldn't help but hold their breath.

Each footstep seemed to pound on their hearts.

They stared intently as the figure approached.

Suddenly, everyone froze.

The imposing figure approached, but the divine light faded, revealing a child of about five or six years old carrying a long stick on his shoulder.

"Who is this again?"

The guardian deity was furious: "Who's on duty at the South Heavenly Gate today? Is anyone even watching? How can just anyone barge in?"

Although the newcomer did not appear very old, his aura was unusually strong.

The child glanced around at everyone present, took a deep breath of the celestial energy, and smiled wistfully, saying, "That feeling is so familiar!"

Then he glanced sideways at the crowd and laughed, "Who's looking for Tu Zha? I'm here."

"There really is a... Tu Zha?"

The guardian deity was taken aback, his lips twitching as he glared at the child through gritted teeth and said, "Don't tell me you're also Li Jing's son."

The child chuckled and said, "Normally, a woman gives birth once every ten months. My mother is pregnant for three years at a time, so why can't she have three babies?"

Jinzha and Muzha were dumbfounded.

No, is their mother really that powerful?

At this moment, not only Jinzha and Muzha, but even Nezha and Ao Bing, who were using pseudonyms, looked at each other in confusion.

They were both talking nonsense with a straight face.

How come there really is a Tu Zha?

The guardian deity was speechless after being rebuked, and angrily said, "What are you going to complain about, Li Jing, for being more fertile than a pig?"

He was so angry that he completely lost his composure and clenched his fists.

In the future, he must push for the Heavenly Court to issue a heavenly decree governing human reproduction.

for sure!
Definitely… (roaring)

The key question is how Li Jing and his wife were able to have so many extraordinary and monstrous sons.
P.S.: Damn! I had diarrhea all day, and I feel like I didn't write this chapter well tonight. It's very disorganized. I'll revise it when I'm better, but the content won't change.


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